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When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4
Person: um
Friend: what?
Person: is she okay?
Friend: who? Her? Yeah
Person: she looks like she's about to explode
Me: //peaks back at phone but then slams it back down on the table
Friend: she probably is
Person: and you're fine with that?
Friend: she does this every day
Me: //tries to look again but then throws phone across the room
Person: the heck?! She throws her phone like that everyday?
Friend: yep. I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet
Person: ...she might need therapy...
Friend: ...WAIT NO-!
Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~
Friend: Look at what you've done
Me: ~LA LA LA LA LA~
Person: the heck is going on?
Friend: she's-
Me: ~THERAPY~
Friend: -Trying to sing-
Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~
Friend: -to a song-
Me: ~LALAlALALa THERAPY~
Friend: -that YOU just reminded her of
Me: ~Tto gidarineun nan~
Person: the heck? Is that another language?
Me: ~dachil junbiga dwae isseo~~
Friend: it's Korean
Person: ...okay...
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Me: this story I'm reading is so cute!
Friend: is it romance?!
Me: yes~
Friend: omg I wanna read it-
Me: //locks phone and throws it out the nearest window as a car runs over it
Friend: wtf?
Me: oops now you can't read it
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Me: //looking at picture of bias
Friend: ohh she's pretty
Me: I hope you burn to death
Friend: ?!?
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Friend: omg my phone is about to die
Me: aww that sucks
Friend: yeah... I need to text my mom and tell her that
Me: okay //goes back to reading
Friend: ...yeah, I need to text her and tell her my phone's dead.
Me: have fun //still reading
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"
Me: what? No. Use your own phone
Friend: omg ITS DEAD
Me: oh. Why didn't you tell me?
Friend: //facepalms
Me: sorry, you should've said so
Friend: whatever, can I please see your phone now?
Me: //freezes and looks down at fanfiction
Me: uhhh...
Friend: what?
Me: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?
Friend: just give it to me.
Me: //closes out of fanfiction and hands over phone
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
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Friend: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?
Me: ohhh... Hahahhhh yeah...
Friend: why?
Me: cause all of my contacts are
Friend: why????
Me: why not?
Friend:
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Friend: omg smut
Me: WHAT
Friend: THATS WHAT YOU WERE READING?
Me: WHAT NO
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Friend: why is your phone full of pictures of Asians?
Me: wtf how did get that //grabs it and runs away
Friend: 3,000 photos of Asians? Really...?
-Admin Jinnie
How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1
Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!
Me: wait- what?
Friend: the guy in the cap over there
Me: CAP...?
Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...
Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood
Friend: uhm... okay?
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Friend: This top is so cute!
Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute
Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all
Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD
Friend: ...what.
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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?
Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-
Me: no. I didn't
Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt
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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone
Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?
Friend: let me borrow your phone
Me: oh
Friend: what'd you think I said-
Me: Nothing
-Admins Jinnie and Jongie
How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2
(I used 'person' to represent your kpop fan friend whether it be friend, sister, cousin, or someone, and if you don't have one feel free to talk to me~)
Me: So I was going through my closet the other day looking for something to wear
Person: yeah?
Me: and in my head, I was like "omg I'll wear this TOP-..."
Person: omg
Me: So I started thinking, "You know what, the next K-Idol might as well be named 'shirt'."
Person: for real, though. Every time someone says something about Bacon, I have to remember that they're not talking about Baekhyun...
Me: I know!
Person: I also saw people selling sugar-cookies and they asked me if i wanted some... I made a complete fool of myself...
Me: please don't tel me you said something about Suga and Kookie...
Person: hahahhhh
Me: Oh and I heard someone telling someone else to zoom in on something and I looked around everywhere for XuiMin, until I realized...
Person: *sighs*
Me: I know.
Person: ...my dad was showing me a video of the behind the scenes to a movie and I thought the BTS in the title stood for Bangtan...
Me: omg I think that every time I see "BTS" in a video title
Person: yeah
Me: So moving on to songs ruining my life
Person: oh gosh there are so many
Me: For starters, SHINee's new song, View
Person: oooooommmmmmmmggggggggg YES
Me: One person says "view" and I bust out in song like "Neomu areumdaun-daun-daun-daun view"!!!
Person: speaking of SHINee, Replay is another one that ruins me
Me: truth. So much truth
Person: adding to the list, 'Ready or Not' and 'Forever or Never'
Me: I can relate to Ready or Not
Person: okay let's pause there because this is gold for another post
Me: okay
Person: so EXO
Me: oh gosh
Person: History, Overdose, and Mama
Me: Don't forget Thunder, Growl, Heart Attack, Wolf, Run-
Person: you know what this one has enough for a post in itself, too
Me: shhh stop breaking the fourth wall
-Admins Jinnie and Jongie
How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 3
-Song Edition-
Person 1: Omg! Someone call the doctor! This guy is choking!
Me: ~SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR~
Person 1: ...I just said that
Me: ~NAL BUTJAPGO MALHAEJWO~
Person 1: This is serious! What are you doing?!
Me: ~SARANGEUN GYEOLGUK JUNGDOK OVERDOSE~
Person 2: uhh, I'll call the doctor for the guy
Person 3: and I'll call a doctor for her
Random Korean Man: wtf why is she singing that
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Friend: It's such a pretty view, isn't it?
Me: a pretty what?
Friend: View
Me: ~NEOMU AREUMDAUN~
Friend: you're kidding
Me: ~DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEW~
Friend: there's a Korean song for that, too?
Me: yes
Friend: omg
Me: there's a K-Pop song for everything
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Friend: you are such-
Me: -yes
Friend: a-
Me: -say it
Friend: loser
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~LOSER~
Friend: you're KIDDING
Me: ~OETORI~
Friend: OmG
Me: ~SEN CHEOKHANEUN GEOPJAENGI~
Friend: IS THAT LEGIT
Me: yes
Friend: THAT'S LEGIT A SONG?
Me: yes
Friend: I'm done
Me: I told you there's a K-Pop song for everything
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Friend 1: I'm bored, let's play Hide-and-Seek
Friend 2: omg no
Friend 3: no
Friend 4: nope nope no
Me: ~EVERY BODY SAY-
All Friends: NO!
Me: Omg you know the lyrics now
Me: I'm so proud c':
-Admin Jinnie
What K-Pop fans say verses what they mean...
What We Say: OMG PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN AND LEAVE IT THERE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT STOP IT
What We Mean: KEEP YOUR SHIRT UP FOR ALL ETERNITY PLZ JUST WALK AROUND LIKE THAT SO THAT I CAN SEE MORE PLZ YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL
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What We Say: Ssssstttttoooooooppppppp posting videos of them eating!
What We Mean: omg omg omg OMg do NOT stop posting them keep them coming or just film at the diner table every night and then I can die happy
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What We Say: OMG JUST STOP POSTING SELCAS TO TWITTER PLZ MY PHONE IS ALREADY FULL
What We Mean: Plz post a selca every day plz plz never stop posting them they GIvE Me lIfe
-Admin Jinnie
When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7
-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-
Me: are we there yet
Friend: no
Me: are we there yet
Friend: no
Me: are we-
Friend: NO.
Me: well when-
Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~
Friend: no
Me: ~Naui Destination~
Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation
Me: nope.
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Friend: look at what I drew~
Me: wow, it looks really good
Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel
Me: ...cool~
Friend:
Me:
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Me: ~You make my life Colorful~
Friend: why do I still talk to you
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Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?
Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~
Friend: what
Me: ~Michyeo~
Friend: wait
Me: ~Replay~
Friend: no
Me: ~Replay~
Friend: no
Me: ~Replay~
Friend: I meant to say repeat omg
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Friend: nooo
Me: what?
Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold
Me: symptoms
Friend: yes- wait
Me:
Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-
Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~
Friend: why are you like this
Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~
Friend: why
Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~
Friend: plz stop
-Admin Jinnie
When Fangilring About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 8
-Song Edition-
Friend 1: hey everybody!
Me: ~EVERYBODY~
Friend 2: *to Friend 1* wtf is wrong with you
Me: ~EVERYBODY~
Friend 3: you should KNOW that you can't say that around her
Me: ~EVERY-EVERY BODY~
Friend 1: omg I forgot she was here
Me: ~JAMDEUN I BAMEUL KKAEWO~
Friend 2: don't ever say that around her again
Friend 1: okay, sorry sorry
Me: ~SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY~
Friend 3: OMG
Me: ~NAEGA NAEGA NAEGA MEONJEO~
Friend 2: you did it AGAIN!
Me: ~NEGE NEGE NEGE PPAJYEO~
Friend 1: I didn't even know that one existed omg
Me: ~PPAJYEO PPAJYEO BEORYEO BABY~
Friend 3: make it ssstttooooppppp
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Friend: the amount of broken glass in that room is dangerous
Me: uh huh
Friend: I hope those guys realize the danger they're getting themselves into
Me: uuuhhhhh hhhuuuuhhhh
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~You're in Danger~
Friend: oh come on
Me: ~Hetgallige hajima~
Friend: stop plz
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~Danger~
Friend: no
Me: ~oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame~
Friend: is that a different song
Me: ~Danger~
Friend: there are /two/ for Danger?
Me: yes
-Admin Jinnie
When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9
-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-
Me: hold me
Friend: what
Me: plz hold me
Friend: ...why?
Me: It's time
Friend: ...which means?
Me: it's /time/
Friend: "time"?
Me: IT'S TIME
Friend:
Me:
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Me:
Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it
Me: the notification says Jungkook
Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word
Me: It's /Jungkook/ today
Friend: why is that so bad
Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY
Friend: okay okay calm down
Me: I CAN'T
Friend: omg
Me: I can't TaKE thIS
Friend: just look at it
Me: ...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: KILL ME NOW
Friend: what???
Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS
Friend: What is it???
Me: HE'S A CoP
Friend: So?
Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS
Friend: okay?
Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm
Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie
Me: EXacTLy
Friend: but don't get any ideas
Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh
Friend: okay are you broken now?
Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw
Friend: yep
Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih
Friend: I'll go get some therapy food
Me: //sobbing
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Me: no
Friend: oh
Me: no
Me: no
Me: NO
Friend: slow down, what's wrong?
Me: WHY JUNGKOOK
Friend: oh great
Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs
Friend: are you okay?
Me: NO
Friend: okay that was a dumb question
Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm
Friend: what'd he do?
Me: this Twitter update
Friend: okay?
Me: he broke me
Friend: I know that much
Me: I'm gonna die
Friend: tf happened?
Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him
Friend: why??
Me: LOOK at this update
Friend: it's in Korean
Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?
Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway
Me: he said
Friend: yep
Me: HE saID
Friend: yes?
Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."
Friend: oh
Me: not only that
Friend: what no
Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA
Friend: ohhhh
Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME
Friend: oh gosh
Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM
Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy
Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM
Friend: what- whaattt
Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL
Friend: neither are we
Me: BUT- UGH
Friend: just calm down it will all be-
Me: NO IT WON'T
Friend: ugh
Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM
Friend:
Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY
Friend:
Me: //crying
Friend: //sighs
Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk
Friend: I'll get more therapy food
Me:
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Friend:
Me: a cooooppppppppppppp
Friend: shhhhhh
Me: he's a /ccoopppp/
Friend: shhh
Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS
Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream
-Admin Jinnie
(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>
10 Things my Friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop fans
This is my first serious post, but I felt like rambling about this since I’ve been doing so many ‘Fangirling about K-Pop around friends’ scenarios _________________________________
10. Why some music videos are so weird
Honestly, I don’t really know how to explain it myself. Some K-Pop stars just like weird or enjoy being random, and I honestly love watching them as long as they’re not disturbing (it’s not a K-Pop song, but PONPONPON scares me)
9. Why the guys wear so much makeup
It makes me so mad when friends say that they look like girls because of all the eyeliner (makes me wanna shove a picture of shirtless Minhyuk from BtoB in their face). Famous guys wear makeup all the time, during movies, music videos, events, etc; Korea just makes the make up more exaggerated. And they also say I only like them with makeup on, but I find them just as cute with out it; though it’s a little strange since they almost always have makeup on around a camera.
8. Why they’re so close; ‘why they act gay around each other’
This one is a little less heard from my friends, but I’ve heard that question a few times. My explanation to them most of the time is that they all love each other; they’re like a second family after all. It’s honestly really really cute when you get used to it because it shows how close they are… But I hate it when they use the word ‘gay’ to describe how they look or act. It’s offensive towards gays and them, because they say it as an insult most of the time, which is NOT okay. Even if one of them was gay, I don’t think they’d go for one of their members. also: OTP/BroTPs
7. Why all our time is taken up by them
There are so many bands out there, and getting to learn them all is really time consuming. I like to have at least a good background knowledge for all the bands that I can, whether they are popular or deserve to be popular. Since a lot of time is spent learning all of this and it’s still fresh on my mind, it all slips out without really thinking about it. Plus, it’s fun to talk about and fangirl about, cause you can’t not fangirl when thinking/talking about them.
6. Why we love them so much
This one’s an obvious one because literally every friend I have has asked me that. There are too many reasons, some have been covered and will be covered in this post. In short, I’m gonna say that they’re just adorkable idiots who love their fans(us) so much, so we need to get them the attention and awards that they deserve.
5. Why it’s so hard for us during comebacks
I can’t be the only one with friends who want to shove me off a bridge during comebacks, right? It can be a really hard time to go through, yet all they do is roll their eyes and tell us to shut up. Sometimes it’d be nice that, even if they don’t understand us, that they’d be a little supportive and deal with our fangirling more around those times. I have friends who go through a hard time when their favorite show airs another episode or finale, and while it’s repetitive and I hear it all day for weeks, I still try and support them, so they should return the favor. =o=
4. Why our phones are full of pictures of them and why it’s so hard to delete them
Okay, I know I’m not the only one who saves pretty much every picture of her biases, and I know I can’t be the only one who’s phone is totally full because of those pictures. I honestly don’t understand this myself 100%, but there’s something about having them that makes me happy... and deleting them is way too hard omg
3. Why it’s entertaining to watch them even if we can’t understand them
While it is really frustrating to watch a video without subs, sometimes there’s not a need for them right away. Especially with BTS for me, I can watch them without subs and be entertained and fangirl just as hard. Other than that we just wait for subs and continue towards our goal of learning Korean someday. xD
2. Why we fangirl so hard during music videos
While a huge part of it is their looks because omg they are hot, that’s not always the reason we fangirl. I fangirl over how well their vocals sound or how good the song is as well, so it’s a pity that some friends think I/we love them just for looks
1. Why we listen to music we don’t understand
Every friend ever has asked me why, but I actually like not being able to understand the music until I look it up. Its fun being able to try and figure out what the song is saying through the music video of the sound, it’s one of my favorite things to do. And then when I fall in love with a song and look at what the song is really saying, it makes me fall in love with it all over again. Either that or I sit there like “lol omg I was so off on what this song means, oops.”
-Admin Jinnie
OMG ARMYS
ITS BEEN LIKE 20 MIN AND MY DASH IS FULL OF STUFF FROM SICK OMG THIS FANDOM IS SO FAST
ALSO: PARK JIMIN AND KIM TAEHYUNG IN GLASSES JUST KILL ME NOW
K-pop in Public Pt 1
Me: *Hears K-Pop song in the distance*
Me: *Tries to follow the sound of the music*
Me: *frantically looks around for source of said music*
Me: *sniffs the air*
Me: *whispers* I will find you...
Person: *playing K-Pop from their phone*
Me: *tackles* LOVE ME
Person: ?!?!
-Admin Jinnie
(SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IN SO LONG ;.; )
What not to say to a K-Pop fan...
Friend: heyyyy we should hang out this weekend
Me: yess that would be awesomee
Friend: yeah, we can have a nice 'K-Pop free' weekend~!
Me:
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Friend:
Me: I'm actually busy oops
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Friend: omg yes K-Pop is so cool
Me: REALLY!?
Friend: yess I love Psy
Me: ...and?
Friend: and? I only know Psy
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: what?
Me: no
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Friend: oh what are you listening to?
Me: k-pop
Friend: K-Pop?
Me: yeh
Friend: what, is that Chinese?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Yes. The 'K' stands for Chinese
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Friend: can you plz play some music
Me: yyyeeeesssss
Friend: but it can't be Korean
Me:
Friend:
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Friend:
Me: too bad it's gonna be Korean
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-Admin Jinnie
Funny Scenarios Masterlist
Updated as of 6/27/17 This masterlist is full of cringey garbage, but I’m keeping this post up for those who might enjoy my old humor. Most of these are lame, though! xD
Fanfiction Masterlist (Only BTS)
Bangtan Scenarios
When Bangtan find out about Fanfictions When V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm BTS at the Movies(and Park) 1/2/3
Life Goals
3 EASY Steps to help fall out of love with BTS!
BTS Prologue
Random BTS Crack 1
Mint Suga
EXO Scenarios
Me at the beach
Exo Fans be like (Originally posted on my main acc)
SHINee Scenarios
*These are old and include Jonghyun in them :’(
When SHINee Deprives Onew of Chicken When Key leave SHINee alone for the weekend
The Fangirl Series
The best part of this masterlist imo
K-Pop in Public 1/2
Deciding a Bias What not to say to a K-Pop fan Fangirling about K-Pop around friends 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11 How K-Pop ruins life 1/2/3 10 Things my friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop Fans What K-Pop fans say VS what they mean
K-Pop be like (July 2015)
What Music do you listen to?
-Admin Jinnie
Who else is crying over Infinite's new MV? The song is amazinggggggg and the vocals And the visuals It all Sssssllllllaaaaaaayyyyyysssss I'm legit dying from them right now I love the song so much
Kpop be like
Me: how I survived the comebacks in June I don't know
July: lol u think it's over
-Admin Jinnie
Trying to watch K-Pop videos at school is so hard bc I feel like everyone is looking at my computer/phone screen and is just judging me so hard like can you just not -Admin Jinnie