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10 years ago

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4

Person: um

Friend: what?

Person: is she okay?

Friend: who? Her? Yeah

Person: she looks like she's about to explode

Me: //peaks back at phone but then slams it back down on the table

Friend: she probably is

Person: and you're fine with that?

Friend: she does this every day

Me: //tries to look again but then throws phone across the room

Person: the heck?! She throws her phone like that everyday?

Friend: yep. I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet

Person: ...she might need therapy...

Friend: ...WAIT NO-!

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: Look at what you've done

Me: ~LA LA LA LA LA~

Person: the heck is going on?

Friend: she's-

Me: ~THERAPY~

Friend: -Trying to sing-

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: -to a song-

Me: ~LALAlALALa THERAPY~

Friend: -that YOU just reminded her of

Me: ~Tto gidarineun nan~

Person: the heck? Is that another language?

Me: ~dachil junbiga dwae isseo~~

Friend: it's Korean

Person: ...okay...

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Me: this story I'm reading is so cute!

Friend: is it romance?!

Me: yes~

Friend: omg I wanna read it-

Me: //locks phone and throws it out the nearest window as a car runs over it

Friend: wtf?

Me: oops now you can't read it

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Me: //looking at picture of bias

Friend: ohh she's pretty

Me: I hope you burn to death

Friend: ?!?

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Friend: omg my phone is about to die

Me: aww that sucks

Friend: yeah... I need to text my mom and tell her that

Me: okay //goes back to reading

Friend: ...yeah, I need to text her and tell her my phone's dead.

Me: have fun //still reading

Friend:

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Friend: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"

Me: what? No. Use your own phone

Friend: omg ITS DEAD

Me: oh. Why didn't you tell me?

Friend: //facepalms

Me: sorry, you should've said so

Friend: whatever, can I please see your phone now?

Me: //freezes and looks down at fanfiction

Me: uhhh...

Friend: what?

Me: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?

Friend: just give it to me.

Me: //closes out of fanfiction and hands over phone

Friend:

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Friend: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?

Me: ohhh... Hahahhhh yeah...

Friend: why?

Me: cause all of my contacts are

Friend: why????

Me: why not?

Friend:

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Friend: omg smut

Me: WHAT

Friend: THATS WHAT YOU WERE READING?

Me: WHAT NO

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Friend: why is your phone full of pictures of Asians?

Me: wtf how did get that //grabs it and runs away

Friend: 3,000 photos of Asians? Really...?

-Admin Jinnie


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10 years ago

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie


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10 years ago

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2

(I used 'person' to represent your kpop fan friend whether it be friend, sister, cousin, or someone, and if you don't have one feel free to talk to me~)

Me: So I was going through my closet the other day looking for something to wear

Person: yeah?

Me: and in my head, I was like "omg I'll wear this TOP-..."

Person: omg

Me: So I started thinking, "You know what, the next K-Idol might as well be named 'shirt'."

Person: for real, though. Every time someone says something about Bacon, I have to remember that they're not talking about Baekhyun...

Me: I know!

Person: I also saw people selling sugar-cookies and they asked me if i wanted some... I made a complete fool of myself...

Me: please don't tel me you said something about Suga and Kookie...

Person: hahahhhh

Me: Oh and I heard someone telling someone else to zoom in on something and I looked around everywhere for XuiMin, until I realized...

Person: *sighs*

Me: I know.

Person: ...my dad was showing me a video of the behind the scenes to a movie and I thought the BTS in the title stood for Bangtan...

Me: omg I think that every time I see "BTS" in a video title

Person: yeah

Me: So moving on to songs ruining my life

Person: oh gosh there are so many

Me: For starters, SHINee's new song, View

Person: oooooommmmmmmmggggggggg YES

Me: One person says "view" and I bust out in song like "Neomu areumdaun-daun-daun-daun view"!!!

Person: speaking of SHINee, Replay is another one that ruins me

Me: truth. So much truth

Person: adding to the list, 'Ready or Not' and 'Forever or Never'

Me: I can relate to Ready or Not

Person: okay let's pause there because this is gold for another post

Me: okay

Person: so EXO

Me: oh gosh

Person: History, Overdose, and Mama

Me: Don't forget Thunder, Growl, Heart Attack, Wolf, Run-

Person: you know what this one has enough for a post in itself, too

Me: shhh stop breaking the fourth wall

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie


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10 years ago

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 3

-Song Edition-

Person 1: Omg! Someone call the doctor! This guy is choking!

Me: ~SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR~

Person 1: ...I just said that

Me: ~NAL BUTJAPGO MALHAEJWO~

Person 1: This is serious! What are you doing?!

Me: ~SARANGEUN GYEOLGUK JUNGDOK OVERDOSE~

Person 2: uhh, I'll call the doctor for the guy

Person 3: and I'll call a doctor for her

Random Korean Man: wtf why is she singing that

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Friend: It's such a pretty view, isn't it?

Me: a pretty what?

Friend: View

Me: ~NEOMU AREUMDAUN~

Friend: you're kidding

Me: ~DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEW~

Friend: there's a Korean song for that, too?

Me: yes

Friend: omg

Me: there's a K-Pop song for everything

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Friend: you are such-

Me: -yes

Friend: a-

Me: -say it

Friend: loser

Me:

Friend:

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Friend:

Me: ~LOSER~

Friend: you're KIDDING

Me: ~OETORI~

Friend: OmG

Me: ~SEN CHEOKHANEUN GEOPJAENGI~

Friend: IS THAT LEGIT

Me: yes

Friend: THAT'S LEGIT A SONG?

Me: yes

Friend: I'm done

Me: I told you there's a K-Pop song for everything

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Friend 1: I'm bored, let's play Hide-and-Seek

Friend 2: omg no

Friend 3: no

Friend 4: nope nope no

Me: ~EVERY BODY SAY-

All Friends: NO!

Me: Omg you know the lyrics now

Me: I'm so proud c':

-Admin Jinnie


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10 years ago

What K-Pop fans say verses what they mean...

What We Say: OMG PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN AND LEAVE IT THERE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT STOP IT

What We Mean: KEEP YOUR SHIRT UP FOR ALL ETERNITY PLZ JUST WALK AROUND LIKE THAT SO THAT I CAN SEE MORE PLZ YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

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What We Say: Ssssstttttoooooooppppppp posting videos of them eating!

What We Mean: omg omg omg OMg do NOT stop posting them keep them coming or just film at the diner table every night and then I can die happy

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What We Say: OMG JUST STOP POSTING SELCAS TO TWITTER PLZ MY PHONE IS ALREADY FULL

What We Mean: Plz post a selca every day plz plz never stop posting them they GIvE Me lIfe

-Admin Jinnie


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10 years ago

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we-

Friend: NO.

Me: well when-

Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination

Me:

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Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~

Friend: no

Me: ~Naui Destination~

Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation

Me: nope.

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Friend: look at what I drew~

Me: wow, it looks really good

Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel

Me: ...cool~

Friend:

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Me: ~You make my life Colorful~

Friend: why do I still talk to you

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Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?

Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~

Friend: what

Me: ~Michyeo~

Friend: wait

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: I meant to say repeat omg

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Friend: nooo

Me: what?

Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold

Me: symptoms

Friend: yes- wait

Me:

Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-

Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~

Friend: why are you like this

Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~

Friend: why

Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~

Friend: plz stop

-Admin Jinnie


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10 years ago

When Fangilring About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 8

-Song Edition-

Friend 1: hey everybody!

Me: ~EVERYBODY~

Friend 2: *to Friend 1* wtf is wrong with you

Me: ~EVERYBODY~

Friend 3: you should KNOW that you can't say that around her

Me: ~EVERY-EVERY BODY~

Friend 1: omg I forgot she was here

Me: ~JAMDEUN I BAMEUL KKAEWO~

Friend 2: don't ever say that around her again

Friend 1: okay, sorry sorry

Me: ~SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY~

Friend 3: OMG

Me: ~NAEGA NAEGA NAEGA MEONJEO~

Friend 2: you did it AGAIN!

Me: ~NEGE NEGE NEGE PPAJYEO~

Friend 1: I didn't even know that one existed omg

Me: ~PPAJYEO PPAJYEO BEORYEO BABY~

Friend 3: make it ssstttooooppppp

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Friend: the amount of broken glass in that room is dangerous

Me: uh huh

Friend: I hope those guys realize the danger they're getting themselves into

Me: uuuhhhhh hhhuuuuhhhh

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You're in Danger~

Friend: oh come on

Me: ~Hetgallige hajima~

Friend: stop plz

Me:

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Me: ~Danger~

Friend: no

Me: ~oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame~

Friend: is that a different song

Me: ~Danger~

Friend: there are /two/ for Danger?

Me: yes

-Admin Jinnie


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10 years ago

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9

-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-

Me: hold me

Friend: what

Me: plz hold me

Friend: ...why?

Me: It's time

Friend: ...which means?

Me: it's /time/

Friend: "time"?

Me: IT'S TIME

Friend:

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Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it

Me: the notification says Jungkook

Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word

Me: It's /Jungkook/ today

Friend: why is that so bad

Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY

Friend: okay okay calm down

Me: I CAN'T

Friend: omg

Me: I can't TaKE thIS

Friend: just look at it

Me: ...

Friend:

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Me: KILL ME NOW

Friend: what???

Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS

Friend: What is it???

Me: HE'S A CoP

Friend: So?

Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS

Friend: okay?

Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm

Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie

Me: EXacTLy

Friend: but don't get any ideas

Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh

Friend: okay are you broken now?

Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw

Friend: yep

Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih

Friend: I'll go get some therapy food

Me: //sobbing

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Me: no

Friend: oh

Me: no

Me: no

Me: NO

Friend: slow down, what's wrong?

Me: WHY JUNGKOOK

Friend: oh great

Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs

Friend: are you okay?

Me: NO

Friend: okay that was a dumb question

Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm

Friend: what'd he do?

Me: this Twitter update

Friend: okay?

Me: he broke me

Friend: I know that much

Me: I'm gonna die

Friend: tf happened?

Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him

Friend: why??

Me: LOOK at this update

Friend: it's in Korean

Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?

Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway

Me: he said

Friend: yep

Me: HE saID

Friend: yes?

Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."

Friend: oh

Me: not only that

Friend: what no

Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA

Friend: ohhhh

Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME

Friend: oh gosh

Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM

Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy

Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM

Friend: what- whaattt

Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL

Friend: neither are we

Me: BUT- UGH

Friend: just calm down it will all be-

Me: NO IT WON'T

Friend: ugh

Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM

Friend:

Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY

Friend:

Me: //crying

Friend: //sighs

Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk

Friend: I'll get more therapy food

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Me: a cooooppppppppppppp

Friend: shhhhhh

Me: he's a /ccoopppp/

Friend: shhh

Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS

Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream

-Admin Jinnie

(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>


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10 years ago

10 Things my Friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop fans

This is my first serious post, but I felt like rambling about this since I’ve been doing so many ‘Fangirling about K-Pop around friends’ scenarios _________________________________

10. Why some music videos are so weird

Honestly, I don’t really know how to explain it myself. Some K-Pop stars just like weird or enjoy being random, and I honestly love watching them as long as they’re not disturbing (it’s not a K-Pop song, but PONPONPON scares me)

9. Why the guys wear so much makeup

It makes me so mad when friends say that they look like girls because of all the eyeliner (makes me wanna shove a picture of shirtless Minhyuk from BtoB in their face). Famous guys wear makeup all the time, during movies, music videos, events, etc; Korea just makes the make up more exaggerated. And they also say I only like them with makeup on, but I find them just as cute with out it; though it’s a little strange since they almost always have makeup on around a camera.

8. Why they’re so close; ‘why they act gay around each other’

This one is a little less heard from my friends, but I’ve heard that question a few times. My explanation to them most of the time is that they all love each other; they’re like a second family after all. It’s honestly really really cute when you get used to it because it shows how close they are… But I hate it when they use the word ‘gay’ to describe how they look or act. It’s offensive towards gays and them, because they say it as an insult most of the time, which is NOT okay. Even if one of them was gay, I don’t think they’d go for one of their members. also: OTP/BroTPs

7. Why all our time is taken up by them

There are so many bands out there, and getting to learn them all is really time consuming. I like to have at least a good background knowledge for all the bands that I can, whether they are popular or deserve to be popular. Since a lot of time is spent learning all of this and it’s still fresh on my mind, it all slips out without really thinking about it. Plus, it’s fun to talk about and fangirl about, cause you can’t not fangirl when thinking/talking about them.

6. Why we love them so much

This one’s an obvious one because literally every friend I have has asked me that. There are too many reasons, some have been covered and will be covered in this post. In short, I’m gonna say that they’re just adorkable idiots who love their fans(us) so much, so we need to get them the attention and awards that they deserve.

5. Why it’s so hard for us during comebacks

I can’t be the only one with friends who want to shove me off a bridge during comebacks, right? It can be a really hard time to go through, yet all they do is roll their eyes and tell us to shut up. Sometimes it’d be nice that, even if they don’t understand us, that they’d be a little supportive and deal with our fangirling more around those times. I have friends who go through a hard time when their favorite show airs another episode or finale, and while it’s repetitive and I hear it all day for weeks, I still try and support them, so they should return the favor. =o=

4. Why our phones are full of pictures of them and why it’s so hard to delete them

Okay, I know I’m not the only one who saves pretty much every picture of her biases, and I know I can’t be the only one who’s phone is totally full because of those pictures. I honestly don’t understand this myself 100%, but there’s something about having them that makes me happy... and deleting them is way too hard omg

3. Why it’s entertaining to watch them even if we can’t understand them

While it is really frustrating to watch a video without subs, sometimes there’s not a need for them right away. Especially with BTS for me, I can watch them without subs and be entertained and fangirl just as hard. Other than that we just wait for subs and continue towards our goal of learning Korean someday. xD

2. Why we fangirl so hard during music videos

While a huge part of it is their looks because omg they are hot, that’s not always the reason we fangirl. I fangirl over how well their vocals sound or how good the song is as well, so it’s a pity that some friends think I/we love them just for looks

1. Why we listen to music we don’t understand

Every friend ever has asked me why, but I actually like not being able to understand the music until I look it up. Its fun being able to try and figure out what the song is saying through the music video of the sound, it’s one of my favorite things to do. And then when I fall in love with a song and look at what the song is really saying, it makes me fall in love with it all over again. Either that or I sit there like “lol omg I was so off on what this song means, oops.”

-Admin Jinnie


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10 years ago

OMG ARMYS

ITS BEEN LIKE 20 MIN AND MY DASH IS FULL OF STUFF FROM SICK OMG THIS FANDOM IS SO FAST

ALSO: PARK JIMIN AND KIM TAEHYUNG IN GLASSES JUST KILL ME NOW


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10 years ago

K-pop in Public Pt 1

Me: *Hears K-Pop song in the distance*

Me: *Tries to follow the sound of the music*

Me: *frantically looks around for source of said music*

Me: *sniffs the air*

Me: *whispers* I will find you...

Person: *playing K-Pop from their phone*

Me: *tackles* LOVE ME

Person: ?!?!

-Admin Jinnie

(SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IN SO LONG ;.; )


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10 years ago

What not to say to a K-Pop fan...

Friend: heyyyy we should hang out this weekend

Me: yess that would be awesomee

Friend: yeah, we can have a nice 'K-Pop free' weekend~!

Me:

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Me: I'm actually busy oops

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Friend: omg yes K-Pop is so cool

Me: REALLY!?

Friend: yess I love Psy

Me: ...and?

Friend: and? I only know Psy

Me:

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Friend: what?

Me: no

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Friend: oh what are you listening to?

Me: k-pop

Friend: K-Pop?

Me: yeh

Friend: what, is that Chinese?

Me:

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Me: Yes. The 'K' stands for Chinese

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Friend: can you plz play some music

Me: yyyeeeesssss

Friend: but it can't be Korean

Me:

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Me: too bad it's gonna be Korean

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-Admin Jinnie


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10 years ago

Funny Scenarios Masterlist

Updated as of 6/27/17 This masterlist is full of cringey garbage, but I’m keeping this post up for those who might enjoy my old humor. Most of these are lame, though! xD

Fanfiction Masterlist (Only BTS)

Bangtan Scenarios

When Bangtan find out about Fanfictions When V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm BTS at the Movies(and Park) 1/2/3

Life Goals

3 EASY Steps to help fall out of love with BTS!

BTS Prologue

Random BTS Crack 1

Mint Suga

EXO Scenarios

Me at the beach

Exo Fans be like (Originally posted on my main acc)

SHINee Scenarios

*These are old and include Jonghyun in them :’(

When SHINee Deprives Onew of Chicken When Key leave SHINee alone for the weekend

The Fangirl Series

The best part of this masterlist imo

K-Pop in Public 1/2

Deciding a Bias What not to say to a K-Pop fan Fangirling about K-Pop around friends 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11 How K-Pop ruins life 1/2/3 10 Things my friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop Fans What K-Pop fans say VS what they mean

K-Pop be like (July 2015)

What Music do you listen to?

-Admin Jinnie


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10 years ago

Who else is crying over Infinite's new MV? The song is amazinggggggg and the vocals And the visuals It all Sssssllllllaaaaaaayyyyyysssss I'm legit dying from them right now I love the song so much


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