Jonghyun Scenario - Tumblr Posts
What happens when SHINee deprives Onew of Chicken?
Jonghyun: So... what do you want to ea-
Onew: CHICKEN!!!!!!
Key: Not you Onew Hyu-
Onew: My name's not Onew! It's Captain Chicken!
Minho: I'm going out. Who wants to come?
Taemin: Me!
Jonghyun: Me!
Onew: Yay! Let's go get chicken!!!
Others: Aniya!
Onew: I am leader! You do as I say!
Minho: Jonghyung Hyung, Tae, let's go.
Onew: *Stands up* Chicken is my Baby! I must have it!
Jonghyun: I have the keys. Run to the door!
J,M,&T: *start running*
Onew: *Jumps in front of Taemin and Minho while glaring at Jonghyun* Chicken is LIFE!
Key: He's gone mad...
Jonghyun: No duh!
Onew: *Starts mumbling incoherent things*
Taemin: Minho hyung, I'm scared.
Minho: Me too...
Onew: CHICKEN IS LIFE!!! I WANT IT!!!
Key: Okay! You can have your chicken!!
Onew: *Turns back into self* Okaiii!
Everyone: *sighs*
Taemin: Just a typical Friday...
-Admin Jongie
When Key leaves SHINee alone for the weekend...
Key: So I'll see you guys when I get back from the fashion show
Onew: Okay. I'm in charge, right? *raises hand in the air with a fake sword while sitting on a J-Horse*
Key: What the heck is J-Hope from BTS doing in our living room?
Jonghyun: what
Taemin: what
Minho: what
J-Horse: what
Onew: He agreed to be my pet horse
Minho: why J-Hope. why.
Key: ... let him go back to his own dorm, Onew hyung
Onew: b-but... my horse...
Minho: Hyung, let him go
Onew: ... fine... *rides J-Horse out of the dorm*
Taemin: anyway, so who's in charge?
Jonghyun: come on guys, we all know I should be in charge *rips off shirt sleeves and flexes biceps*
Minho: *Shakes head* obviously it won't be either of you
Taemin: I think we all know I should be in charge. *does aegyo and fangirls swarm* See?
Key: *Shoos fangirls away* maybe I should get a babysitter?
Jonghyun: Just leave. We're not kids and we're older than you
Key: ...fine. Don't make me regret this later *glares at all of them before heading out of the dorm*
~ After Key leaves~
Taemin: Soo... Who's in charge...?
Onew: Key didn't really make that clear.
Jonghyun: Why don't we battle to see who's worthy?
Minho: *sighs* How about we all just do our own thing? We don't have to have anyone in charge...
Jonhyun: Minho lost already! *flexes biceps again in a suggestive way*
Taemin: I have a better chance than either of you! You'll be sorry you ever thought you could win!
Jonghyun: Yah, I'm your hyung! Do not talk to me like that.
Onew: Oh, let the kid be. We can drop honorifics for this. Rock-paper-sissors to decide what we do for battle.
Minho: I'm calling a babysitter...
~ Two days later ~
Onew: HA! I WIN! TAKE THAT LOSERS!
Minho: *locked in the closet* when the heck is Hyung getting back...
Onew: NOW EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME AND CALL ME THE CHICKEN KING!
Minho: No one's gonna do that
Onew: that's what YOU think, but when I have you all in animal suits eating chicken, you'll think differently
Taemin: ...what
Minho: Key Hyung is getting back today, you know
Onew: He can join in, too!
Taemin: ... wait, is Minho in the closet?
Onew: yes
Taemin: why??
Onew: because he called chicken stupid and threatened to stick it up my-
Taemin: OKAY, I got it, Hyung
Key: *Dramatically opens door* I'm ba-why is the dorm a mess?
Minho: *muffled from the closet* oh, well those three idiots had a battle to see who would be in charge. They just finished...
Key: Is Minho in the closet?
O & T: Yes
Key: Why?
Onew: Because he threatened to stick chicken up my-
Taemin: No, don't repeat it!
Key: ... I'm never leaving you guys alone again.
Jonghyun: *jumps out from under a sea of cushions* But you have to!
Key: AHHH! What was that?!?!?!
Jonghyun: the dinosaur. Rawwrrr
Key: ...
Taemin: I don't understand what we did wrong.
Onew: We just had a friendly battle.
Key: ...
Minho: *now out of the closet because magic* I'm the only normal one *pulls a pickle out of back pocket*
Key: ... wtf you guys
-Admins Jongie and Jinnie
(I accidentally posted this to the wrong blog and it took me so long to actually post this due to sucky wifi, so I just decided to reblog it from my personal blog x.x I'm sorry for the inconvenience! -Jinnie)
When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7
-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-
Me: are we there yet
Friend: no
Me: are we there yet
Friend: no
Me: are we-
Friend: NO.
Me: well when-
Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~
Friend: no
Me: ~Naui Destination~
Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation
Me: nope.
---
Friend: look at what I drew~
Me: wow, it looks really good
Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel
Me: ...cool~
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~You make my life Colorful~
Friend: why do I still talk to you
---
Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?
Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~
Friend: what
Me: ~Michyeo~
Friend: wait
Me: ~Replay~
Friend: no
Me: ~Replay~
Friend: no
Me: ~Replay~
Friend: I meant to say repeat omg
---
Friend: nooo
Me: what?
Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold
Me: symptoms
Friend: yes- wait
Me:
Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-
Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~
Friend: why are you like this
Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~
Friend: why
Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~
Friend: plz stop
-Admin Jinnie