Shinee Scenarios - Tumblr Posts

Stand talent, stand TaeMin

this taemin fan cam deserves an oscar for best picture of 2017

Needed to make a video that show how I feel about blonde Onew because this is too good to be true.

What happens when SHINee deprives Onew of Chicken?

Jonghyun: So... what do you want to ea-

Onew: CHICKEN!!!!!!

Key: Not you Onew Hyu-

Onew: My name's not Onew! It's Captain Chicken!

Minho: I'm going out. Who wants to come?

Taemin: Me!

Jonghyun: Me!

Onew: Yay! Let's go get chicken!!!

Others: Aniya!

Onew: I am leader! You do as I say!

Minho: Jonghyung Hyung, Tae, let's go.

Onew: *Stands up* Chicken is my Baby! I must have it!

Jonghyun: I have the keys. Run to the door!

J,M,&T: *start running*

Onew: *Jumps in front of Taemin and Minho while glaring at Jonghyun* Chicken is LIFE!

Key: He's gone mad...

Jonghyun: No duh!

Onew: *Starts mumbling incoherent things*

Taemin: Minho hyung, I'm scared.

Minho: Me too...

Onew: CHICKEN IS LIFE!!! I WANT IT!!!

Key: Okay! You can have your chicken!!

Onew: *Turns back into self* Okaiii!

Everyone: *sighs*

Taemin: Just a typical Friday...

-Admin Jongie

When Key leaves SHINee alone for the weekend...

Key: So I'll see you guys when I get back from the fashion show

Onew: Okay. I'm in charge, right? *raises hand in the air with a fake sword while sitting on a J-Horse*

Key: What the heck is J-Hope from BTS doing in our living room?

Jonghyun: what

Taemin: what

Minho: what

J-Horse: what

Onew: He agreed to be my pet horse

Minho: why J-Hope. why.

Key: ... let him go back to his own dorm, Onew hyung

Onew: b-but... my horse...

Minho: Hyung, let him go

Onew: ... fine... *rides J-Horse out of the dorm*

Taemin: anyway, so who's in charge?

Jonghyun: come on guys, we all know I should be in charge *rips off shirt sleeves and flexes biceps*

Minho: *Shakes head* obviously it won't be either of you

Taemin: I think we all know I should be in charge. *does aegyo and fangirls swarm* See?

Key: *Shoos fangirls away* maybe I should get a babysitter?

Jonghyun: Just leave. We're not kids and we're older than you

Key: ...fine. Don't make me regret this later *glares at all of them before heading out of the dorm*

~ After Key leaves~

Taemin: Soo... Who's in charge...?

Onew: Key didn't really make that clear.

Jonghyun: Why don't we battle to see who's worthy?

Minho: *sighs* How about we all just do our own thing? We don't have to have anyone in charge...

Jonhyun: Minho lost already! *flexes biceps again in a suggestive way*

Taemin: I have a better chance than either of you! You'll be sorry you ever thought you could win!

Jonghyun: Yah, I'm your hyung! Do not talk to me like that.

Onew: Oh, let the kid be. We can drop honorifics for this. Rock-paper-sissors to decide what we do for battle.

Minho: I'm calling a babysitter...

~ Two days later ~

Onew: HA! I WIN! TAKE THAT LOSERS!

Minho: *locked in the closet* when the heck is Hyung getting back...

Onew: NOW EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME AND CALL ME THE CHICKEN KING!

Minho: No one's gonna do that

Onew: that's what YOU think, but when I have you all in animal suits eating chicken, you'll think differently

Taemin: ...what

Minho: Key Hyung is getting back today, you know

Onew: He can join in, too!

Taemin: ... wait, is Minho in the closet?

Onew: yes

Taemin: why??

Onew: because he called chicken stupid and threatened to stick it up my-

Taemin: OKAY, I got it, Hyung

Key: *Dramatically opens door* I'm ba-why is the dorm a mess?

Minho: *muffled from the closet* oh, well those three idiots had a battle to see who would be in charge. They just finished...

Key: Is Minho in the closet?

O & T: Yes

Key: Why?

Onew: Because he threatened to stick chicken up my-

Taemin: No, don't repeat it!

Key: ... I'm never leaving you guys alone again.

Jonghyun: *jumps out from under a sea of cushions* But you have to!

Key: AHHH! What was that?!?!?!

Jonghyun: the dinosaur. Rawwrrr

Key: ...

Taemin: I don't understand what we did wrong.

Onew: We just had a friendly battle.

Key: ...

Minho: *now out of the closet because magic* I'm the only normal one *pulls a pickle out of back pocket*

Key: ... wtf you guys

-Admins Jongie and Jinnie

(I accidentally posted this to the wrong blog and it took me so long to actually post this due to sucky wifi, so I just decided to reblog it from my personal blog x.x I'm sorry for the inconvenience! -Jinnie)

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 3

-Song Edition-

Person 1: Omg! Someone call the doctor! This guy is choking!

Me: ~SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR~

Person 1: ...I just said that

Me: ~NAL BUTJAPGO MALHAEJWO~

Person 1: This is serious! What are you doing?!

Me: ~SARANGEUN GYEOLGUK JUNGDOK OVERDOSE~

Person 2: uhh, I'll call the doctor for the guy

Person 3: and I'll call a doctor for her

Random Korean Man: wtf why is she singing that

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Friend: It's such a pretty view, isn't it?

Me: a pretty what?

Friend: View

Me: ~NEOMU AREUMDAUN~

Friend: you're kidding

Me: ~DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEW~

Friend: there's a Korean song for that, too?

Me: yes

Friend: omg

Me: there's a K-Pop song for everything

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Friend: you are such-

Me: -yes

Friend: a-

Me: -say it

Friend: loser

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~LOSER~

Friend: you're KIDDING

Me: ~OETORI~

Friend: OmG

Me: ~SEN CHEOKHANEUN GEOPJAENGI~

Friend: IS THAT LEGIT

Me: yes

Friend: THAT'S LEGIT A SONG?

Me: yes

Friend: I'm done

Me: I told you there's a K-Pop song for everything

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Friend 1: I'm bored, let's play Hide-and-Seek

Friend 2: omg no

Friend 3: no

Friend 4: nope nope no

Me: ~EVERY BODY SAY-

All Friends: NO!

Me: Omg you know the lyrics now

Me: I'm so proud c':

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we-

Friend: NO.

Me: well when-

Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~

Friend: no

Me: ~Naui Destination~

Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation

Me: nope.

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Friend: look at what I drew~

Me: wow, it looks really good

Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel

Me: ...cool~

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You make my life Colorful~

Friend: why do I still talk to you

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Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?

Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~

Friend: what

Me: ~Michyeo~

Friend: wait

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: I meant to say repeat omg

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Friend: nooo

Me: what?

Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold

Me: symptoms

Friend: yes- wait

Me:

Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-

Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~

Friend: why are you like this

Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~

Friend: why

Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~

Friend: plz stop

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangilring About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 8

-Song Edition-

Friend 1: hey everybody!

Me: ~EVERYBODY~

Friend 2: *to Friend 1* wtf is wrong with you

Me: ~EVERYBODY~

Friend 3: you should KNOW that you can't say that around her

Me: ~EVERY-EVERY BODY~

Friend 1: omg I forgot she was here

Me: ~JAMDEUN I BAMEUL KKAEWO~

Friend 2: don't ever say that around her again

Friend 1: okay, sorry sorry

Me: ~SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY~

Friend 3: OMG

Me: ~NAEGA NAEGA NAEGA MEONJEO~

Friend 2: you did it AGAIN!

Me: ~NEGE NEGE NEGE PPAJYEO~

Friend 1: I didn't even know that one existed omg

Me: ~PPAJYEO PPAJYEO BEORYEO BABY~

Friend 3: make it ssstttooooppppp

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Friend: the amount of broken glass in that room is dangerous

Me: uh huh

Friend: I hope those guys realize the danger they're getting themselves into

Me: uuuhhhhh hhhuuuuhhhh

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You're in Danger~

Friend: oh come on

Me: ~Hetgallige hajima~

Friend: stop plz

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Danger~

Friend: no

Me: ~oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame~

Friend: is that a different song

Me: ~Danger~

Friend: there are /two/ for Danger?

Me: yes

-Admin Jinnie

Funny Scenarios Masterlist

Updated as of 6/27/17 This masterlist is full of cringey garbage, but I’m keeping this post up for those who might enjoy my old humor. Most of these are lame, though! xD

Fanfiction Masterlist (Only BTS)

Bangtan Scenarios

When Bangtan find out about Fanfictions When V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm BTS at the Movies(and Park) 1/2/3

Life Goals

3 EASY Steps to help fall out of love with BTS!

BTS Prologue

Random BTS Crack 1

Mint Suga

EXO Scenarios

Me at the beach

Exo Fans be like (Originally posted on my main acc)

SHINee Scenarios

*These are old and include Jonghyun in them :’(

When SHINee Deprives Onew of Chicken When Key leave SHINee alone for the weekend

The Fangirl Series

The best part of this masterlist imo

K-Pop in Public 1/2

Deciding a Bias What not to say to a K-Pop fan Fangirling about K-Pop around friends 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11 How K-Pop ruins life 1/2/3 10 Things my friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop Fans What K-Pop fans say VS what they mean

K-Pop be like (July 2015)

What Music do you listen to?

-Admin Jinnie

SHINee AS YOUR BOSS

NOTE: Hello! I have been inactive for years but I’m still here lol I will still try to post from time to time but I won’t be accepting requests for now since I can’t promise that I will be very active again here~ hehe always stay safe and healthy!  ♡

Lee Jinki

soft but serious af when working

Greets every employee with a smile

Approachable

Treats his team to dinner at least twice a month

Gets along with his employees

Has an inner Chrisitian Grey vibe (i know. I’m sorry, I had to)

Kim Jonghyun

BEST BOSS EVER

Brings Roo to office to play with everyone

Almost wanna cry when someone resigns

Always sings when working

Makes sure everyone is doing okay

Doesn’t let his employees suffer from too much stress and pressure

Kim Kibum

A strict yet fun boss

Wants everything to be done as soon as possible

Perfectionist

But commends and appreciates all the employees’ efforts

Makes the team laugh

OOTD is always on point

Loves having team parties, he is indeed the life of the party

Has an aesthetic office– but messy drawers lol

Choi Minho

Very hardworking

Hates losing to other companies or teams

Gets disappointed when someone fails to do their job properly

But will help the employee think of a way to resolve it

Makes sure everyone is doing their job

Goes straight to gym after work

Plays golf with his colleagues on weekends

Brings coffee for the whole team

Everyone has a crush on him

Has an inner Christian Grey vibe too….

Lee Taemin

A boss who doesn’t seem like one

Plays vid games in his office

Ask his employees to play with him

But works hard whenever he has to

A boss but at the same time a baby

Everyone is soft for him

Everyone calls him “boss baby” behind his back

Requests are closed. // check MASTERLIST for more. Please do not repost without my permission. Thank you ♡  

Writing and writing :D

One of the sides of love (optional bias)

It is like an eternity. You just suffer and don’t know what to do. Is love really that bad? When you met him, the word “love” was something you didn’t know. It was new for you this world. But he made this world open for you. He was like a prince that came and decided you to be his princess. You accepted his offer and just let him guide. He took you to an amazing world. It was like the fairytale. You were happy and felt like you found something that you were looking for ages. He found it for you and more. He was everything that you needed. He was the sun that brightened your every day. He was the air for you to breath. He was the water that you needed to fresh up. He was everything. You didn’t know that you was in love with him. You hadn’t this feeling before. Until he left. Until he let you become the person without soul. He just broke your heart. No. It’s even worse. Even the smallest pieces you can repair. But you feel like his leaving just destroyed yoir heart. It burnt into a small pile of ash. You can’t repair the ash. The wind will easily blow it and you’ll never be the same like before. You feel like you’ll never love again. Your lover that you thought will be with you together left… he left with your love, left you soulless. But will you blame him? Will you hate him? No. You love him and you always will. Hope he just found someone better. Maybe he found his own sun. The happiness that is in his life…that is the thing that you couldn’t gave him…so maybe he is happy now.

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Suzy : Hello…this is a little summary of what I’m feeling right now so I decided to write it because this is my way to share and I decided to write it as an optional bias. The requests that I got I’ll try to post it as early as possible. Hope guys will understand. Request box is open ^^

{shinee!aesthetic}  Taemin as Lúcifer  ‘’the best ones always fall the hardest’’

{shinee!moodboard} ❝ come back to me, my love, even as shadow, even as dream ❞

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONGHYUN!

{shinee!moodboard!} ❝ legends never die ❞

#12yearswithshinee!