Jaune Arc - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Yang: *Chatting with Weiss*

Ruby: *Runs into room* Yang! Yang! You've got to see this funny faunus trait Jaune has!

Yang: *Shoo's her away* Now now Ruby, the adults are having a conversation.

Ruby: Suit yourself. *Shrugs and runs off*

Yang: So like I was saying...

Ruby: *From other room* Red rocket! Red rocket Jaune!

Yang: *Sudden realization before immediately leaving* Ruby no!

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Am I not allowed to have a relatively normal day?

Arc Sister's: Now, which of us will be the object of your attraction?

Whitley: Hmm... Wow, what great options. This is going to be so hard. 🙄

Jaune: *Walks in* Oh sisters, I'm back from war.

Whitley: Hello sailor!~ 😍

Jaune: Ruby, it's alright. Your... assets simply lie elsewhere.

Ruby: Oh yeah? Where?! *Hits table in frustration, causing a plate of cookies to fall over*

Ruby: Ah nuts! *Quickly turns and bends over to pick them up*

Jaune: 😳

*Thump!*

Yang: Hm? Did you just bump the table with your leg?

Jaune: You could say that, yes.

The Bigger Win

Yang: Ha! I win~!

Ruby: Grrrr! So what I have small boobs! Jaune doesn’t like me because I have a big boobs; He likes me for my adorable personality~!

Yang: True, but I can get him hard in a minute without touching him with these girls. Can you do that?

Ruby: …

Ruby: Jaune, that’s not true is it?!

Jaune: Let’s just say I’m sitting down, behind this table for a reason. Okay?

Yang: Ha, that’s one for me~!

Ruby: Ahh nuts…

Ruby: *Hand smacks nothing but air*

Ruby: Wha? B-But how? *Feels an intense presence behind her*

Jaune: Oh, sweet, naïve Ruby...

Jaune: *Raises an aura enhanced hand* Dat ass compels me with power beyond your comprehension.

Ruby: *Walking down a path* Ooh, look at those pretty flowers. *bends over to pick them*

Jaune: ...

Ruby: *Wearing a skirt that's a bit too small, giving Jaune a great view of the Rubooty.*

Jaune: *thinking* Must not slap Ruby's butt.

Ruby: *sways a bit from side to side, giving her butt a nice little jiggle*

Jaune: Please forgive me Ruby. *Raises hand* Becaus I know Yang won't.

SMACK!!!

Hm... What about a double lancaster? Jaune x (female)Ruby and (male)Ruby

(wanted to try an outlandish one and came up with this)

Are these twins Rubes? Is one Ruby from a parallel world?

Might as well do the inverse, right?

A whole mess of'em

Blake: So... Who tops?

Ruby/Weiss: Me.

Blake: ?

R/W: ... Weiss/Ruby

Blake: ??

R/W: ... Jaune

Blake: ???

Jaune + Ruby: *Resting in the shade*

Nora: *Racing towards them* JAUNE! RUBY!

Jaune: Huh?

Ruby: So loud. It's way too hot for your craziness, Nora.

Nora: Ren's getting hit on!

JNR: *Running through the streets at top speed*

Jaune: Formation B!

NR: Roger!

Ren: *Talking to a girl*

NR: Renny!

Ruby: *Latches onto him* Who is that woman?! Have you forgotten the night you toasted to my eyes?! That night!?

Nora: *Also latches onto him* Was it all a lie when you said your time with me was the most enjoyable of all?!

Ren: ... What?

Jaune: Could you not touch him so casually, please... YOU HOMEWRECKERS?!

Ren: ?

Jaune: Renny has guitar practice with me now. Let's go home, Renny. Today, I'll have you master "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star~." *Wink*

Ren: *Turns to the girl* Please, don't mind them. Keep going straight ahead and you'll reach the station.

Random Girl: Thank you so much. *Bows before leaving*

JNR: Huh?

Ren: Alright, seriously, what was that? Could you guys not, please? You're embarrassing me.

Oscar: So there's no way to prevent us from merging?

Ozpin: I'm afraid so. After all my time between hosts, I've just about given up finding a way to separate my soul from another before the merge.

Oscar: *Sadly looks down* Oh...

Ozpin: Brighten up Oscar. Let's focus on the new friends you'll be traveling with.

Oscar: I guess... Who's that?

Ozpin: That's Mr. Jaune Arc. A young man of similar farmland origins as yourself I believe.

Oscar: *Blushes* Wow... That guy has some nice, strong arms.

Ozpin: ... On second thought.

Wolf Ruby: *Whispering* Do you hear that, Jaune?

Jaune: No, is it a grimm?

Ruby: No, it's just the sound of my undying love for you. *licks Jaune's face*

Jaune: ???

Jaune: Hey Neo, mind if I get some of your popcorn?

Neo: *Smiles at him and holds up her scroll* Go right ahead. Get yourself a good handful~

Jaune: *Reaches into popcorn, but feels something odd* Oh ha ha. Real funny Neo. This a hotdog or som- *Grabs hold of it*

Neo:

Jaune: ...

Nora: *In detention for Nora-related shenanigans* ...

Jaune: *Also in detention for Nora-related shenanigans* ...

Nora: Last night, I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard.

Jaune: ?...

Nora: Which is weird because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Jaune: 🤨

Ruby: What? The two us alone for a long stretch of time, something's definitely gonna happen.

Jaune: Ruby, I assure you, I would never do something like that to you.

Ruby: Who said you'd be the one to initiate it?

Jaune: ...

Nora: ... You go girl.

Nora: If you went on an adventure with only Jaune, what would happen?

Ruby: I'd come back pregnant.

Jaune: You'd what!?

Ruby: Was it good for you?~

Jaune: I can't feel below my waist.

Loud continuous squeaks could be heard from upstairs, the ceiling lamp shaking violently from the impact.

Tai: ...

Summer: ...

Raven: ...

Yang: ... So we're just pretending this isn't happening? I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just asking.

Tai: Raven, why would you let Ruby bring that boy into our house?!

Raven: I don't know, what do you want from me? She thought that Arc kid was cool, for some reason, and asked if he'd like to come over with us.

Ruby: *Races down in just her tank top and shorts, before grabbing and quickly downing an entire quartan of milk.*

Ruby: Ahh~ Alright, back to uh... Back upstairs. *Disappears is a burst of roses*

Squeaking continues

Tai: ... Well I'm intervening.

Summer: Intervening with puberty? She's at that age, lets just be proud the first boy she's into seems nice.

Yang: Jeez, did I really set the bar that low?

Jaune: *Excited* I can't believe we're really doing this!

Weiss: Shh! Don't let the others hear you. You go in first, I'll go in when the coast is clear~

Jaune: *Nods before casually walking to the bathroom*

(5 minutes later)

Jaune: *Zips his pants as he walks out over to Weiss with a satisfied smile* You dirty girl~.

Weiss: Jaune, I've haven't left yet.

Jaune: Huh?

Whitley: *Limps out of bathroom, clothes disheveled, as he makes his way to Yang*

Whitley: You sick whore~

Yang: What?

Jaune: Deal.

Salem: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never felt ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade.

Jaune: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Salem: I know, I know. Let's hope the price wasn't too much for you after all... Only time will tell.

Jaune: So... When do we start?

Salem: ... If I may ask you to elaborate?

Jaune: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Salem: Yes? And you agreed?

Jaune: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Salem: ...

Salem: *Blushing* Ah.

CC!Neo: *Lying down before suddenly feeling a strong grip over their mouth*

Jaune: If you scream I'll break your neck. Do you understand me?

CC: *Nods*

Jaune: *Slowly releases*

CC: *Smirks* You're going to take advantage of me aren't you? Well, be quick with it~ *Poses as clothes shatter off*

Jaune: To be honest with you, I never really considered that.

CC: Why not?

Jaune: Just didn't.

CC: *Crosses arms* Well, I'm not gonna beg.

Cinder: How are you still alive weakling.

Jaune: I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. That fire was hope and love. (Thinks of RWBY, Penny, and JNPR V2) Their hope. (Thinks of Pyrrha) Her love

[credit to @humbledoodles for making this masterpiece]

Jaune Alone

So one thought I’ve had for Jaune at the end of RWBY is that he is away very often. Doesn’t even own a house because he’s on the road so often. When he’s in a city/town that RWBY/ Nora and Ren live in hé crashes with them but is gone before morning. Doesn’t sleep on a bed just the couch. Citizens want to take photos with him or get with him but he’s never around long and doesn’t leave a trace he’s been there. Just a kinda lonely wanderer helping people all over.

Edit: essentially hobo hero Jaune

Some one make a story of this. @howlingday @jaunebelladonna-arc @arc-misadventures @evenmorefatallyobsessed