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Flower Power

Nora: Guess what I have!

Ren: What?

Nora: An idea!

Ren: [inhales deeply] no.

ii.

Nora: Ren, Ren, Ren!

Ren: [reading]

Nora: How would you take me out?

Ren: I would certainly not use lightning

Nora: What?

Ren: What?

later in the night

Ren: Oh she meant-! Oh!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *WHEEZE* HAHAHAHAHA

Jaune: It says "password too short"

Ren: What did you put as the password?

Jaune: "Nora"

Nora: *Naked during the zombie apocalypse*

Pyrrha: *Looking everywhere but at her stacked friend’s impressive rack* Umm, Nora? Why are you naked?

Nora: *Cocks her hip and smiles* So the zombies can’t grab be by my clothes, silly~

Ren: *Head tilt* That... actually makes a lot of sense. *Looks over to Jaune*

Jaune: *Shrugs* It does. *Starts undressing*

Pyrrha: *Panicked horny surviver girl noises* *Covers her eyes*

That person was never found...ever

Someone calls jaune the expendable one, how does jaune's friends react?

D’aaaaaaww!

What all Arc babies can do

Jaune: *holding adiran* hey saph?

Saphron: yeah?

Jaune: does he do, the thing?

Saphron: what thing? Oh that thing… I don’t know I havnt thought about it

Nora: what are you two talking about?

Jaune: a thing all arc babies have done, and I wonder if Adrian does it as well

Terra: saaaaph

Saphron: it’ll be fine. *turns to jaune* do it

Jaune: *quickly squeezes Adrian’s belly*

Adrian: (squeaky toy noise) *giggles happily*

Jaune: HE DOES THE THING!!

Saphron: HE DOES THE THING!!

Ren: how!?!

Saphron: no one knows. I used to do it, as all my siblings at one point, and dad claims to have done it as well

Terra: your side of the family is crazy

Jaune and saphron: just a tad

Pyrrha:

Dragonslayer: Yang burst into Jaune room, post shower Jaune trying to dry his hair and is only in sweatpants.

Jaune: Um, Yang?

Yang, hypnotize by the sweatpants: Jaune. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.

Jaune: Y-Yang, what are you talking about?!

Yang: Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.

*Yang tackles Jaune to the ground ripping off her clothes*

Jaune: Yang, please!

Yang, semblance active: Don't make me ruin the butt Jaune! I'm a warrior!

...

Nora and ren:

Meanwhile with Jaune...

Jaune watched the baby ducks swim in the bath tub. They quacked in satisfaction and happiness, putting a big smile on Jaune’s face.

He just hoped that these little babies were ready for the amount of attention and love that was about to happen to them. He already knows Nora has little clothes for the duckies, and he knows that Nora will spill the beans to their friend group, especially to Coco Adel.

Jaune shivered. Well, good luck to them I guess...

Jaune comes back with a bunch of baby ducks

Jaune: Alright, single file line. (Walks into his room with baby ducks in tow)

Pyrrha: Um, Jaune?

Jaune: One sec, Pyrrha. (Opens bathroom door) Okay, come on in. (Shuts door as last duckling enters)

Pyrrha: Should I... be concerned?

Ren: About Jaune or the ducklings?

Pyrrha: (Looks at the door) I'm not sure.

Nora: (Huffs as she grows more and more feral, Holding tiny costumes for ducks)

I AM BACK BABY! I SURVIVED THE SEMESTER! I would like to dedicate this Valentine's post to @dam1994s!

Blackguard: Valentine’s day special

Ahhh, Valentine’s day, the day to celebrate love with your significant other, a day to exchange chocolates and love letters. But to Bleiss, it was a day to get frisky with her darling, Jaune Arc.

Currently, she was walking quickly down the halls of Beacon going to Beacon’s multipurpose hall because her boyfriend called her there for her present. She immediately started to fantasize about what that present is, from something sweet like a serenade to something very suggestive like a lap dance...HAH! Her darling is too sweet and innocent to do something like that!

If only she knew…

She passed by some students walking with either chocolates or letters and sometimes both in their hands, most likely getting ready to give it to whoever they like. Some even tried to give her their gifts, but she brushed them aside, her darling was waiting for her!

Once she arrived, it was dark but she noticed a large stage with a catwalk and a pole in the middle, pink and red curtains, and some lights, and there was a single seat in front of the stage.

Curious, she went to take a look at the seat. It was a very nice and comfy chair with her name on the backrest.

As soon as she sat down on the chair, her arms and ankles were restrained. Startled, she tried to break free, but she couldn’t.

Bleiss: HEY! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Then she heard music starting, like slow and suggestive music, and the lights turned on, her eyes widen once she realized what was about to happen. Then the curtains opened…

Bleiss: whisper Oh my…

Standing there was Jaune Arc, her darling, her stud, her sweet and corruptible boyfriend wearing the sexiest thing she saw.

He was “wearing” a pair of jean shorts that sported a visible bulge that was threatening to burst out, he also wore a white collar and a tie that matched his eyes, and on top of his head were yellow bunny ears to compliment his hair.

And the fact that he was topless was even better, exposing his muscles that reminded her to thank Cereal Bitch for.

He strutted down the catwalk with confidence she didn’t know he had, so smooth, unlike his usual clumsiness. When he got to the pole, he looked at her with so much passion that made her wet down there.

Then he started to move like a professional stripper, he humped the pole along with the beat, he flexed his muscles that made her shiver. Now she knows why she was restrained like this, it was to prevent her from jumping his bones, she’ll do that later.

Now, this is the part where the author would write whatever Bleiss is thinking right now, but her thoughts are too +18 that the author is afraid that his account would get age-restricted.

She was so focused on that Arc Ass to hear the door opening…

Weiss: What is going on in…here…

The Schnee heiress stopped whatever she was about to say and went slack-jawed with a red face when she saw the dunce known as Jaune doing a striptease. She saw a black pony-tailed hair and immediately knew it was Bleiss. Then the others started to come in.

Yang: Hey, Weiss-cream why’d you…stop?

Yang followed Weiss’ example and just stood there blushing.

Ruby: Yang! Weiss! Are you okay?! Holy-! passes out

Poor Ruby immediately passed out after seeing her best guy friend and secret crush doing filthy moves.

Blake: Guys? What’s wrong with…you?

Blake trailed off and pulled out a notebook and started to write something with a heavy blush on her face.

Then NPR followed along. Ren was wide eyes on what his brother-from-another-mother was doing, Nora cheered and clapped at her leader and threw in some Lien, and then she pulled out her Scroll for some reason. And poor Pyrrha was off to LaLa Land and started to fantasize about her leader and crush.

Jaune was surprised and panicked internally when he saw the rest of his friends coming here, but he kept going, he had to thank Sun, Neptune, and CFVY for helping him set this entire thing up, he owed them favors in the future. Coco and Velvet helped him get the clothes he needs and the boys helped out with the stage and electronic equipment. In fact, they were behind the curtains right now! 

Sun and Neptune quietly cheered him on, Coco was wiping tears from her eyes from how proud she was, Velvet was blushing up a storm and refused to look…well she sneaked in some glances. And Yatsu and Fox didn’t react much.

Now, it’s time for the finale! Jaune rolled his hips and started to unbutton his shorts and slowly take them off, making the girls lean forward. Bleiss’ mouth was so dry and she was leaking like a tap down there!

Then he dropped the shorts and the girls gasped. He wore a leopard-print brief that thankfully managed to contain “Crotchea Mors” but that didn’t stop the bulge down there. 

He removed his tie and put it behind his neck to pose and continued to roll his hips with a suggestive look on his face.

Once he was done, he threw the tie away and winked at the group of girls, he strutted back behind the curtains and gave them a very nice view of his ass.

The music stopped and the room’s lights went back on. Behind the curtain, Yatsu handed him some new clothes while Coco, Fox, Sun, and Neptune congratulated him. Velvet still had a blush on her face but she still congratulated him.

Once he was fully dressed, he went back to the girls, Nora still cheered for him, he saw WBY and Pyrrha sporting blushes, and Ruby was unconscious. But right now, they didn’t matter. He saw Bleiss with an unreadable expression on her face with a little bit of drool hanging off of her lips, and he saw a small puddle in between her thighs that went to the floor. 

He sat down on the edge of the stage with a blush of his own.

Jaune: Sooo, uh…did you enjoy it?

A guttural grunt was his answer.

Jaune: Glad you did. Hey Coco! Can you let go of her now?!

Coco: You sure?!

Jaune: Yeah!

Coco: Alright, your funeral!

Then the restraints on Bleiss’ arms and ankles were removed, via Scroll. And as soon as she was free, Bleiss lunged at her boyfriend and tackled him on the stage. She then proceeded to rip her own clothes off and his included.

Weiss finally snapped out of her stupor and started to yell at them for such debauchery. She didn’t get to say much as Yang started to drag her out of the room with an unconscious Ruby in tow. Pyrrha tried to join in on the action, but unfortunately for her, she was held back by Nora then she was dragged out of the room kicking and screaming, Ren sighed and went out too. CFVY and the two Mistralian boys also left the room, leaving the two love birds in their love nest.

Next week…

Jaune was browsing on his Scroll for anything interesting, then he did a spit-take on what he saw…it was him performing for his girlfriend…

[“Arc Stud strips for girlfriend on Valentine's day!”]

The video got thousands of views, almost hitting a million. Then he connects the dots on who recorded him.

“NORA!!!”

Tadaah! I’M BACK BABY! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE! Once again, this is for @dam1994s! You’re welcome buddy!

Just a little idea I've been having. What would a possible fusion of Jaune and Ren would look like, weapons included.

Name: Reaune ["Ron"] / Jie ["G"]

Hairstyle: Jaune's hairstyle, but with Ren's black hair and the pink streak is blonde.

Eye color: Blue.

Clothes: Ren's Vol 1 clothes with gold and white details, and armor plates resembling Jaune's future armor, with some leg armor. Two belts containing Dust magazines.

Personality: A calm, humble man who has a sense of justice and a willingness to help people. A great strategist, and an even greater cook. Will always put those around him first. Can be socially awkward (in Ren's' way) and very dense (in Jaune's way).

Weapons: Tempestas Mors ["Storm Death / Death Storm"]

(Pistol-sword hybrid) (Right hand), Jaune's shield with the two's crests combined (Left hand).

(Just imagine it in Ren and Jaune's colors)

Aura color: Yellow gold with pink details.

Semblance: Boosted Tranquility [Revitalizes and heals everyone in a wide radius while simultaneously calming them].

Strengths:

Leadership

Cooking

Strategic thinking

level-headedness

Martial artist

Swordsmanship

Endurance

Weaknesses:

Nora

Denseness

Atychiphobia (Fear of failure)

PTSD (From Ren's half)

Inferiority Complex (From Jaune's side)

Let me know what you think!

Pot of Gold AU: Nighttime kisses

Been a while, hasn't it?

Jaune yawned as he prepared for bed while wearing his signature Pumpkin Pete onesie. He looked around the room to see the pups still running around like they weren't even tired, well, except for Lucky who was already sleeping, that pup was a bit lazy.

Whenever they run around, Ruby and Nora call it "zoomies" for some reason...Eh still cute to see.

Nora, Pyrrha, and Ren were also getting ready to go to bed, giving the pups a glance and a smile once in a while.

Jaune: Alright guys, time for bed!

He was greeted by the sounds of sad whines from the puppies. But they followed anyways.

They've been doing really well right now, they no longer needed him to sleep by their sides, but they'll still want to since he's warm, and it's not like he can refuse since they're so cuddleable.

Jaune: Alright, c'mere. kneels on one leg and held out his arms invitingly

The pups all lined up excitedly, even Lucky who woke up when he heard him.

This became a routine for them, he gives them goodnight kisses while they give him and his team good morning mlems.

First was Pete, giving him a kiss on the nose.

Followed by Pumpkin...

Then Matt...

William...

Pancake...

Dorothy...

Lucky...

Newt...

Sam...

Oswald...

Pancake-

Wait a minute...

Jaune: smiles Didn't I get you already~?

Pancake licked him on the nose, making Jaune chuckle and give Pancake another kiss on the nose. The rest of his friends smiled at the cute moment, Nora squealed and vibrated in place.

Once he was done, he led them all to their dedicated corner in the room with one big cozy bed, separate colored food bowls, water, and toys, courtesy of Auntie Weiss.

Pyrrha turned off the lights and they all went to sleep.

Give your pets some love!

Sun: Ok, I've got one. Would you have sex with Ren, if it meant you could have sex with Professor Goodwitch?

Jaune: Uhhh... Yeah. Yeah I'd probably do it.

Sun: Wait! Hang on! Missionary... And you have to look him in the eye. No closing your eyes and pretending it's somebody else.

Jaune: ... I think still yes.

Ren: Thank you Jaune.

Jaune: Alright, I can stay, but only for a little bit. The last time I didn't show for movie night was a disaster.

(1 Month Ago)

Nora: All right, movie night. I am so psyched for Reindeer Games!

Ren: What? I thought we were watching La Vie En Rose.

Nora: What do you mean, Reindeer Games is great! Everything goes wrong, on the one day it has to go right.

Ren: But La Vie En Rose is a beautiful movie about the real life tragedy of Edith Piaf.

Nora : ... Usually Jaune would help break the tie.

Ren: Well, Jaune isn't here, is he!? Because you were supposed to be watching him, but you were smoking marijuana and he drowned!

Nora: What!? No, he’s just held up in a meeting. Where the hell did you get that story?

Ren: I don't know! I just can't stand it when he's not here! 😩

Blake: *Walks into movie theatre, only to see Jaune sitting by himself* Wait, Jaune? Weren't you on a date?

Nora: *Head pops up from Jaune’s lap* He is.

Blake: Oh... Oh, I see. Wait, Nora, aren't you dating Ren?

Ren: *Head also pops up from lap* She is.

Blake: Ah, I see.

Blake: ... Wait.

Jaune: Alright my turn. *Draws card*

Ren: 😑

Jaune: I play a farmland card. I tap it for 1 mana, so I can play Dairy Cow. Because Dairy Cow is a grazing type, and I have Greenest Grass in play, I get 5 milk counters on her, which attracts Raging Bull from my hand. Raging Bull has 10 attack, but I can sell the 5 milk counters to the grocery store, that I have on my side of the field, for 15 dairy dollars. I then convert 15 dairy dollar to 30 mana, and that lets me play Big Gun. I give my Raging Bull a Big Gun and now it has 20 attack.

Ren: ... Ok. So you win-

Jaune: Now you might say "Hold on a second. You have Toll Gate cards on your side of the field."

Ren: I didn't say anything.

Jaune: And with Toll Gate cards, how can my Dairy Driver possibly afford to bring the milk counters to the grocery store? How, you ask!?

Ren: You're just saying things now.

Jaune: Because I have a Good Work Ethic card in my hand. I play it and Dairy Driver gets a raise, which means he can afford all the Toll Gates.

Ren: ... Ok-

Jaune: With the extra dairy dollars my Dairy Driver has, I invest in and play a Cheese Factory. The Cheese Factory creates 1 cheese per turn, so I search the top 5 cards of my deck and… *Draws card* Here we go... The Black Brie.

Ren: I don't think that card's even legal anymore.

Jaune: Black Brie gets served and I receive 3 colorless cheese chakra. With 3 colorless cheese chakra, I can tap my Cheese Factory 3 more times and now I've done a tap somersault. With a somersaulting Cheese Factory I can create triple the cheese output, and get 9 cheese chakra!

Ren: I'm gonna... go get lunch. You want anything?

Jaune: No, I'm good.

Ren: I'll be back in like 30 minutes.

Jaune: Good, that's how long I'll need to set up... The Cheese Tasting Phase.

Ren: Oh my God.

Jaune: Sorry Summer. Maybe there's another way to get a message across?

Summer: ... !

Ruby: *Sigh* Come on guys let's clean this... Wait a sec. The pieces spell something...

Ren: I...

Yang: ❤️

Ruby: U?

Jaune: You think it means...

_RLY: I love you...

Ren: *Smiles*

Yang: *Chuckles sadly*

Ruby: *About to cry, but stops before she is seen*

Jaune: (Thoughts) Nice one Sum-

Nora: *Starts bawling her eyes out* Mommy! You loved me after all! 😭

Jaune: … Close enough. *Holds his weeping friend close*

Ghosts Of Summer 28: Luigi Board

Jaune: What are we going to do today guys?

Yang: We could go down to Vale.

Ruby: I do need to pick up some parts and ammo.

Yang: I meant to a club or something.

ARL_: No.

Yang: Whatever.

Ren: We do need to complete that assignment for Prof. Port's class.

AR_Y: No.

Ren: I tried.

Jaune: Why don't we-

Nora: *Bursts through the door* What you doing?

Ren: Discussing what we're going to do today.

Nora: Let's talk to ghosts!

Summer: !!!

Jaune: *Nervous* T-talk to ghosts? Don't be ridiculous, you can't do that.

Nora: Yeah you can! With this luigi board!

Ren: You mean a ouija board?

Nora: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's name is Luigi and I ask you to respect his name prefrences.

Ren: ...

Ruby: What's a luigi board?

Yang: You remember that horror movie we watched together last year on your birthday?

Ruby: No.

Yang: Well you did run off five minutes in so that makes sense.

Ruby: I-I didn't run off. I just... had to... do some maintenance...

Yang: Right.

Ren: It's supposed to let you communicate with spirits, but it's really just a board and a shiny rock. In order to really communicate with the spirits you must-

Nora: Yeah yeah yeah, do you guys want to talk to ghosts or what?

Ruby: Sure.

Yang: It's not like we have anything better to do.

Ren: We do, but you aren't going to stop until we do, so alright.

Jaune: Okay, I guess.

Jaune: *Whispering* Do you think that will actually work?

Summer: I have no idea. Might as well try I guess.

***One Luigi setup later***

Nora: Now you just put your hands here and the ghost will use this stone to spell out a message.

Summer: Huh, I actually can move it a little.

Yang: I think it's doing something.

Ruby: It's moving!

Nora: What's it spelling out!?

Ruby: Y

Yang: O

Nora: U

Ruby: R

Yang: M

Nora: O

Ruby: M

Jaune: Your mom?

_RLY+N: MOM!!!???

_RLY: ...

Ruby: Wait, you mom's...

Ren: Deceased, yes.

Ruby: Ms. Ghost, could you be a bit more spe-

Nora: *Smashes the table and destroys the board* THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A GRIMM ATTACK YOU BITCH!!!

Jaune: *Sighs* So close.

Jaune: What are you doing?

Ren: I'm posting false information on the web.

Jaune: Why?

Ren: It's fun. Someone picks up a strand of false information, spreads it around and before you know it, a panic is created. Then you just sit back and watch the chaos.

Jaune: I really should not have introduced you to Twitter.

Ozpin: Nora Valkyrie, do you take Lie Ren to be your lawful husband, to love and to hold for as long as you both shall live?

Nora: YES! To eternity if I have to!

Ozpin: *Chuckles* And Lie Ren, do you ta-

Ren: Yes.

Ren: Apologies. I can barely contain my excitement right now.

Nora: Oh Renny...

Jaune: *Cries tears of joy on the side*

Ozpin: Well, with the power vested in me by numerous Kingdoms and the God of Light, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the... best man?

Ren: ...

Jaune: What now?

Nora: Are you screwing around with us Oz? Now of all times?

Ozpin: Don't look at me, Oscar went and got this book at the adult section at the library.

Oscar: Sorry guys, that's my b.

Nora: *Sighs* Well, gotta do things by the book I guess. Pucker up Jauney!

Jaune: Nora, I don't think you have t-

Nora: *Grabs Jaunes head and brings it down for a quick sensual kiss*

Audience: *Gasp in shock*

Nora: *Releases Jaune and licks her lips* Did you eat some of the wedding pancakes?! Those were for later!

Ren: I... can't believe what I just witnessed.

Jaune: *Panicking* R-Ren, I'm so sorry! I-

Ren: We've been planning this wedding for months, and you call that a wedding kiss? *Grabs Jaune by the collar and dips him into a intensely passionate kiss for a full minute*

Audience: 😳

Nora: Oh Renny!~

Ren: Mmmmwa! *Finally releases Jaune before unceremoniously dropping him to the ground.* Now then, shall we? *Offers arm*

Nora: We shall! *Takes his arm as the two walk down the aisle, resuming the ceremony as the audience shrug and clap for the newlyweds*

Jaune: *Lays motionless on ground, trying to regain the soul that was just sucked out of him*

Jaune: Ren, we have to leave before they catch us, but we need to go get our weapons to stop Ironwoods crazy plan.

Ren: If we stop Ironwood’s plan, then Salem will able to reach the relics.

Jaune: *Grabs Ren’s shoulder* But if we don’t stop him all the people of Mantle will get killed. It’s like the hypocritic oath of Huntsmen Ren. To not get innocent people killed on purpose.

Ren: ... Jaune.

Jaune: Yes?

Ren: Kiss me.

Jaune: W-What?

Ren: You know you want to.

Jaune: No, I don’t.

Ren: You didn’t just want to kiss me just now?

Jaune: I didn’t.

Ren: Ok... But you’re right. Let’s grab our weapons and stop Ironwood! *Runs  over to weapon locker*

Jaune: Now we’re talking! *Follows*

Ren: Right here. *Opens an empty locker before shoving and locking Jaune inside*

Jaune: What the hell?! Ren! Open the locker!

Ren: You’ll spend the night here. General Ironwood is complicated, but he knows what’s best! *Walks away*

Jaune: Ren? Ren!

Jaune: ... I will kiss you.

Ren: Too late. The moment’s gone Jaune.

Jaune: Ren! We can do more than kiss! Other things! REEEN!!!

Jaune: You know, you guys didn’t have to bring me along on your honeymoon. 

Nora: Aw, it was no issue Jaune. Right Ren? *Holds onto Rens arm*

Ren: Of course. Afterall, it was the least we could do after forgetting your birthday.

Jaune: It wasn’t that bad. Besides, you guys were busy preparing for your wedding, so it wasn’t your faults you forgot.

Nora: Either way, we thought you could enjoy the sights while we did some... newlywed activities. *Giggles like a child, still excited from their recent union*

Jaune: *Chuckles at Nora as he sets down their bags* Well, I guess all I can say is thanks. I’m gonna go grab the last of the luggage. You two just kick back and relax, alright?

Ren: Much appreciated Jaune. *Nods as he and his wife hold one another close, about to close in for a kiss*

Jaune: *Before leaving, he remembers something and pulls out an odd envelope from his pocket* Oh yeah, Ren, I almost forgot, this came in the mail before we left.

Ren: *Raises an eyebrow as he takes the envelope, opening its contents right as Jaune leaves the room*

Nora: Ooh~ That must be our marriage license.

Ren: Nora, this isn’t a marriage license. It’s a... restraining order?

Nora: *Shocked* Oh nuts! I was in such a rush I just grabbed the first form I saw and filled us both in.

Ren: It says we can’t be within... 25 yards of one another.

Nora: But 25 backyards is like... A lot! We got to get this fixed right away!

Ren: Nora, we need to file this to court if we wanna cancel it. And that may take a few days.

Nora: But... Our honeymoon. If we leave, we can’t enjoy it here. We’ve been looking forward to this for months.

Ren: I’m sorry, but unless we wanna risk breaking the law... again, there’s not really any other option.

Nora: No! I refuse! There’s gotta be something we can do to at least enjoy our honeymoon here, without getting in trouble, and until we can get this restraining order sorted out.

Jaune: *Kicks door open before coming in the rest of the luggage* Whew! Got the rest of the luggage guys! Anything else you two need before I head out?

Nora: ...

Ren: ...

RN: *Nod at one another*

Nora: Oh Jauney~ Do you think you could do us a big, BIG, favor?

Jaune: 🤨 ?

(Morning)

Nora: *Eating a nice stack of  chocolate chip pancakes*

Jaune: *Pops in with a bouquet of pink lotus flowers*

Nora: *Smiles as she takes them, waving outside the window to Ren, whom is currently doing some yoga*

(Afternoon)

Ren: *Driving a jet ski through ocean*

Nora: *Laughs joyously as her and Jaune water ski, her sitting atop his shoulders*

Jaune: *In absolute agony, trying his best to keep his balance, hold up Nora, and not vomit from the speed they were going*

(Evening)

Ren: *Ballroom dances with Jaune before releasing him with a spin*

Jaune: *Miraculously maintains his spin as he elegantly makes his way to Nora*

Nora: *Catches him before dropping him down onto the floor in an attempt to dip him*

(Night)

We see Jaune in bed with someone, sweat dripping down his body as he thrusts wildly into them from above. The creaking sound of the bedframe could be heard 5 rooms over, the frame threatening to fall apart with each thrust, as well as the feminine wails of pleasure from his partner. This stops, as with one last push, the two let out loud sensual moan as they climax together, Jaune grinding himself as deep as he could as he filled them to the brim. Sliding himself out, Jaune moves over to the side of the bed, catching his breath before grabbing and pulling up his pants.

Jaune: So... Like that?

Ren: *Pants in exhaustion as he sits himself up* Yes... Just like that. Nora will love it. So don’t keep her waiting.

Jaune: *Sighs* Hope my aura’s ready this. *Stands up and cracks his back before rushing off to go break out Nora’s*

Ren could hear his footsteps as Jaune made his way over to the guestroom, where Nora had been patiently waiting. The rooms here had such thin walls, he wouldn’t be surprised if Nora had heard every bit of him and Jaunes passionate fornication. In fact, he wouldn’t be surprised if that only aroused her more.

Nora: Took ya long enough! Now come to mama fearless leader~ 

Ren lets out a small smile as he hears Jaune and Nora quickly begin their own bout of sexual intercourse, sounding just as wild and passionate as his own, if not more so. A yawn escaping his mouth, Ren decides it’s time to get some shut eye, excited to see what the next day brought them. Afterall...

That was just the first day of their honeymoon.

(2 Weeks Later)

RWBY: *Waiting by the bullheads to greet the newlyweds once they returned*

Ruby: *Eye widened as her friends came into view* Hey, there they are!

Yang: It’s about time. *Squints her eyes in confusion* Wait, why are those two standing so far apart from one another?

Blake: *Shrugs* Beats me. Looks like they enjoyed their time though.

Yang: *Smirks* How much you wanna bet it’s because they spent most of it breaking in their bed?

Weiss: Do you have to make everything so vulgar Yang?

Yang: Jeez Weissy, it’s just a joke. No need to be such a pru... Is Vomit Boy ok?

Blake: He looks like he’s been drained of every ounce of vitality he had.

Ruby: You think Ren and Nora had him do a lot of work for them?

Before they could continue, they watch as Jaune collapses onto the ground. The team quickly rushes over to their friend, wondering if he was alright. They come across Ren and Nora, having not moved to check on their leader for some reason, instead lower their heads in grief for their fallen teammate.

Ren: He was a good man.

Nora: *A tear fall down her cheek* And virile lover.

Ren: ... Yes.

RWBY: *Looks at the two in confusion, no clue as to what was even happening... that is until one of them happened to remember something*

Yang: ... Wait. Does this have something to do with joke restraining order I sent you?

traditional art for a change!

ren and nora showing their leader some love(they've missed him so much)