Nora: *Naked During The Zombie Apocalypse*

Nora: *Naked during the zombie apocalypse*

Pyrrha: *Looking everywhere but at her stacked friend’s impressive rack* Umm, Nora? Why are you naked?

Nora: *Cocks her hip and smiles* So the zombies can’t grab be by my clothes, silly~

Ren: *Head tilt* That... actually makes a lot of sense. *Looks over to Jaune*

Jaune: *Shrugs* It does. *Starts undressing*

Pyrrha: *Panicked horny surviver girl noises* *Covers her eyes*

No au: Ruby, Velvet, Deery and Fiona having a competition to see who’s the cutest girl in all of Remnant and their judge is a dorky blond knight

The man himself had no idea what was going on. One moment he was happily having his nuggies, the next he was dropped into a chair.

He was to be judge to a contest of cutest girl.

"Why me?" He justifiably asked the assorted cuties.

"Because you know us all and have no biases!" Ruby declared triumphantly. "Even though you're definitely my bestie," she added with sugary sweetness.

"No cheating," Deery pouted adorably as she dragged the reapette off of him, blue eyes glimmering in the light. "We should all have a fair chance here."

"I- I'm hoping for your vote," Velvet mumbled shyly as she twirled her foot around, boring a bit of a hole in the ground. Her ears drooped a little, giving her a more adorable look.

Fiona, meanwhile, was blushing up a storm, her sheep ears wiggling as she shuffled around on the spot. "Um...your pick?"

This....was a hard decision.

"I'm going to need co-jurors!" But Jaune opted out.

"Nope." And foiled by Ruby!

"Dang it! I can't choose, okay?! You are all cute in your own special way! This isn't fair!"

His outburst was met with silence...and massive blushes.

That person was never found...ever

Someone calls jaune the expendable one, how does jaune's friends react?

Oh no...

Jaune: I’ll do anything for chicken nuggets. (*insert Any girl naked with a box of nuggets in her hand*)

Atlas Milf: *Holds up a box of chicken nuggets and slides opens her van’s door*

Jaune: Oh boy!

Cinder: *Dressed like a school girl in order to infiltrate Beacon* Hello fellow teenager, it is I, 18 year old Cinder Fall. How very nice to meet you.

Winter: *Dressed like a school girl in order to spy on Cinder* Greeting fellow teenager, my name is Winter Schnee, elder sister of Weiss Schnee by 1 year, a pleasure.

*The two clearly older women shake hands*

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Yang: *Leans over to Blake* Uh... They don’t really expect anyone to be dumb enough to fall for them being teenagers, do they?

Blake: *Shrugs*

Jaune: Wow! Who are those two, new, cute teenage girls?!

Can we have some Jaune × Elm × Nora fluff?

No one would have expected this to happen, not even the three people involved. The disbelief did not change the fact that this did, indeed, happen.

Two hammer wielders, one swordsman. All joined in one big cuddly love pile. Elm was the foundation of it and loved it, happily smiling as her two favourite people rested on her.

Jaune laid on top of her, using her breasts as a headrest. His hand gently squeezed Nora's, who laid on top of him. All three of them were watching a movie.

All of them occasionally kissed whatever they could get from their partners in this position. Head, hand, shoulder, all was fair game in the hunt of giving affection.

Not one of them wanted to change this...decidedly odd and unlikely arrangement for the world.