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A dear Pain in the ass sister

(so uh.. I like blackguard.. that's all)

Enjoy

To say Weiss' family was inherently fucked up... Would be a understatement. Constantly at each others throats and either arguing or in the case of their mother, drowning in wine to wash away the pain.

So you can imagine weiss' horror when she received news her twin sister was on a bullhead to beacon to... Catch up apparently.

Weiss, was not all to pleased to receive this info, infact she was quite the opposite. She was INFURIATED to beyond belief.

She was pacing in her teams dorm as she was basically wanting to rip out her own hair at this point because of the rising fury she held in her as one ruby rose looked at her confused as she was gaming.

Ruby: Weiss I fail to see how "evil" sister is going to ruin you.

Weiss: because you dolt, my sister is everything wrong with the world! She's loud, obnoxious, her mouth has spewed so much vulgarity that it would make my father look like a saint. She is TERRIBLE-

Suddenly a knock on the door was heard as Weiss grumbled before going up to the door only to scowl as she saw one jaune arc.

Weiss: arc. What stupid plan do you have to court me now.

Jaune: wait.. how are you- i just- hold on im confused i just saw you at the gate also.. when did you have time to change and wash your hair?

Weiss looked at him before going pale as she immediately grabbing him by his collar.

Weiss: arc I will give as much lien as you want just please tell me you were hallucinating!

Jaune: hold on I'm still confused-

Weiss: ARC, please just say you were hallucinating. Please don't tell me you saw-

???: AH THERE YOU ARE DEAR BITCH OF A SISTER!

Weiss felt her heart plummet into her stomach as she looked to her right and saw her. This woman was a near replica of Weiss down to her cheekbones. Everything except her black hair, her biker attire and her vivid magenta eyes.

Belamere "bleiss" noir givrése. Weiss Schnee's twin sister and the only daughter to bear their father's last name.

Weiss: bleiss.. good to see you too.. dear.. sister

Bleiss walked up to her sister as she bear hugged her which seemed to catch off surprise.

Bleiss: how long has it been since we seen each other? Days, months. I lost count after the man-whore decided to send me to vacuo.

Bleiss let go as Weiss looked at her as she was beaming with a smile on her face as Ruby appeared next to Weiss.

Ruby: i don't see how she's bad.. nor the fact she's apparently your evil twin.

Bleiss looked at Ruby curiously as she leaned in REAL close to observe every aspect.

Bleiss: hmm I wanna say your going for a goth aesthetic but the red pops out which I wanna say is intended but-

Ruby: well hello to you too I guess-

Bleiss: oh right shit apologies.

Bleiss stepped back and stuck out her hand as Ruby looked at her curiously.

Bleiss: i am belamere givrése but my enemies call me bleiss

Jaune: oh that's interesting.. what do your friends call you.

It went dead quiet as bleiss turned around and looked at jaune.

Bleiss: ok.. who the hell are you?

Jaune: im-

Weiss: -less of a pain than you that's who he is!

The twins glared at each other as bleiss narrowed her eyes at her "proper" reflection.

Bleiss: interrupting someone is rather rude dear sister, especially when their introducing themselves. I thought you knew this since father was so focused on making you his doll.

Weiss said nothing but her hand hovered over myrtenaster as she glared daggers at her counterpart.

Weiss: you... take.. that. Back.

Bleiss: oh struck a nerve did I dear sister?~ you always were easier to enrage than winter and bitchley.

Weiss growled at her as she took out myrtenaster as she thrusted her weapon towards her twin as bleiss caught it with her twin axes, Berta and Marta.

Bleiss: hmm seems your fuse is getting shorter by the day-

Suddenly Weiss and bleiss found themselves picked up as Ruby was hold up Weiss with jaune holding bleiss.

Jaune: l-lets calm down everyone!

Bleiss: hey- let me go jackass, no one is allowed to touch me!

Jaune: really sorry but I don't feel like watching a bloodbath, especially when this is the first time Weiss has gotten like THAT!

We see Weiss was basically foaming at the mouth as Ruby carried her into the dorm as bleiss felt jaune let go as she landed before pointing berta at his throat as jaune raised his hands.

Bleiss: ok. One. NO ONE. Gets involved in matters with my family, two. next time you touch me I am chopping off your hands and then you probably tiny DICK.

Jaune and bleiss stared at each other as jaune put his hands on berta as he spoke calmly and softly.

Jaune: look I think I get your frustration, but Weiss is my friend, you two may be family but family don't act like that. So pardon me for making sure my friend is ok.

Bleiss looked at him as something clicked in her head.

Bleiss: your an arc aren't you?

Jaune nodded.

Jaune: what's it to you?

Bleiss: nothing just... Makes sense an arc of all people would act like they know about family.

Bleiss put away her axes as she walked passed him.

Bleiss: I'll be around the campus to check in on my sister. Don't get in my way again, jaune.

Jaune looked at her slightly confused on why she knows his name but he shrugged it off as we end our story here....

For now.

Willingness.

(ha...ha... I'm going to hell aren't I? Ok yeah it's Blackguard sheerly out of the love of the idea. So fuck y'all)

Weiss felt low, despite how great of a day it was it just didn't feel right. Her day has gone as such, ports class was a pop quiz about the Grimm types, which she aced. Ooblecks class was surprisingly nice. Combat class was a highlight of the day but throughout all of the good in the day she just felt low.. and she's felt like this before. It was like a pit had enveloped her and she felt so empty and she couldn't tell why. So now shes in her dorms bathroom as she curled up into a small ball as her team thought she was bathing.

Weiss:... I.... Maybe.... Oh today was really.... Ugh.

She groaned to herself before hearing a soft chuckle, a familiar one.

Something only She could make. Weiss got up as she looked at the mirror and noticed a black hair. Her eyes went wide as she gulped softly before she saw her reflection morph into a black and red version of hers as her blue eyes were now a vibrant magenta.

???: i think it's time to have fun again.

The reflections voice was identical to weisses own, but the tone of it was almost a inverse to Weiss.

???: it's time to be a blight

Our vision changes to team Rwby's dorm as Ruby and yang were playing video games as Blake just read one of her libraries worth of books, before the bathroom door shot open as Weiss came out with her attire change that she wore a black leather jacket, a red shirt with the words "eat shit" plastered on it as she wore shorts and had riding boots as her eyes were now that same vibrant magenta.

Weiss(?): hello bitches, I'm out and I feel so good!

Yang, ruby, and Blake stopped what they were doing as yang looked at Weiss before a massive grin plastered her face.

Yang: oh I'm gonna love this!

Ruby tilted her head as she looked at Weiss.

Ruby: hey Weiss? What's up with the new look?

Weiss(?): ah don't worry ruby it's just something I'm trying. Now I have things to do. I'll be off for a while.

Weiss began walking away as her hips swayed slightly with each step as Blake furrowed her brow.

Blake: she's gonna be a problem isn't she?

Yang: definitely, and it's gonna be fun!

Our vision changes to jaune sitting on his bed as he was rambling to Ren.

Jaune: a-and I don't even know what to tell her! It's been months since I talked to my mom and I'm worried she's gonna freak out at me because I left without saying goodbye and-

Suddenly a knocking on the door is heard as Ren and jaune looked at eachother.

Jaune: it's probably the girls back from their lecture with professor goodwitch.

Jaune got up with him opening the door only to be met with.. a pair of arms around his neck as he saw Weiss but she looked different, her attire was entirely different from the usual clothes she wore.

Jaune: WEISS?!

Weiss(?): well hello there arc, your just the man I'm looking for~

Jaune blushes softly as the look in weiss'.. magenta? Eyes were that of want, jaune gulped softly, he knew this meant danger.

Jaune: w-what you need Weiss?

Weiss(?): it seems I'm needing to restock on dust and the walk is SO boring alone so I have a proposal for you.. we go to the dust store, and go on a little date together. What do you say Jaune?~

Date... That word rang through jaunes head as he always thought only he would mutter those words but now here he was, he didn't know what had gotten into Weiss but.. it wouldn't hurt to take this chance.

Jaune: s-sure! But um.. what made you want to ask me?

Weiss(?):hmm? Why? Because if I don't-

Weiss pulled him closer as she whispered into his ear a few simple words.

Weiss(?): some vulture might sweep you up, and we don't want that do we?~

Jaune could feel his face burn red as whoever this was.. was not Weiss.

Jaune: umm I-i guess not.. are you ok wei-

Bleiss: bleiss

Jaune: huh?

Bleiss: right now Weiss schnee is taking the back seat. So right now, I'm here to play~

Jaune couldn't tell if she was serious or fuckin with him, but either way.. he didn't hate it..

Jaune: ok then.. it's a date... Bleiss.

Bleiss: I'll meet you at 5.

Fin (for now probably.)

How to court a Black Guard.  :D

i know full well i shouldnt be getting my hopes up for a superhero movie in the year of 2021, but at least theyre hot

blackguard lives au ( post credits edition )

Which The Suicide Squad Members Do You Think Will Live or Die?

I made the same post a year ago and thought about updating it since new info has been released since the movie was announced.

Here’s my list:

Alive-

Harley Quinn

Rick Flag

King Shark

Polka-Dot Man

Ratcatcher 2

Captain Boomerang

Dead-

Bloodsport

Peacemaker

Thinker

Savant

Sol Soria

Blackguard

T.D.K

Weasel

Javelin

Mongal

What do you guys think?

suicide squad 2

am i the only who just wished the first task force x and second task force x met, just to see the dynamic between them? like blackguard being a dumbass and everyone just stares at him like :| like i wish they made the task force much bigger and then slowly kill them one by one T-T

I AM BACK BABY! I SURVIVED THE SEMESTER! I would like to dedicate this Valentine's post to @dam1994s!

Blackguard: Valentine’s day special

Ahhh, Valentine’s day, the day to celebrate love with your significant other, a day to exchange chocolates and love letters. But to Bleiss, it was a day to get frisky with her darling, Jaune Arc.

Currently, she was walking quickly down the halls of Beacon going to Beacon’s multipurpose hall because her boyfriend called her there for her present. She immediately started to fantasize about what that present is, from something sweet like a serenade to something very suggestive like a lap dance...HAH! Her darling is too sweet and innocent to do something like that!

If only she knew…

She passed by some students walking with either chocolates or letters and sometimes both in their hands, most likely getting ready to give it to whoever they like. Some even tried to give her their gifts, but she brushed them aside, her darling was waiting for her!

Once she arrived, it was dark but she noticed a large stage with a catwalk and a pole in the middle, pink and red curtains, and some lights, and there was a single seat in front of the stage.

Curious, she went to take a look at the seat. It was a very nice and comfy chair with her name on the backrest.

As soon as she sat down on the chair, her arms and ankles were restrained. Startled, she tried to break free, but she couldn’t.

Bleiss: HEY! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Then she heard music starting, like slow and suggestive music, and the lights turned on, her eyes widen once she realized what was about to happen. Then the curtains opened…

Bleiss: whisper Oh my…

Standing there was Jaune Arc, her darling, her stud, her sweet and corruptible boyfriend wearing the sexiest thing she saw.

He was “wearing” a pair of jean shorts that sported a visible bulge that was threatening to burst out, he also wore a white collar and a tie that matched his eyes, and on top of his head were yellow bunny ears to compliment his hair.

And the fact that he was topless was even better, exposing his muscles that reminded her to thank Cereal Bitch for.

He strutted down the catwalk with confidence she didn’t know he had, so smooth, unlike his usual clumsiness. When he got to the pole, he looked at her with so much passion that made her wet down there.

Then he started to move like a professional stripper, he humped the pole along with the beat, he flexed his muscles that made her shiver. Now she knows why she was restrained like this, it was to prevent her from jumping his bones, she’ll do that later.

Now, this is the part where the author would write whatever Bleiss is thinking right now, but her thoughts are too +18 that the author is afraid that his account would get age-restricted.

She was so focused on that Arc Ass to hear the door opening…

Weiss: What is going on in…here…

The Schnee heiress stopped whatever she was about to say and went slack-jawed with a red face when she saw the dunce known as Jaune doing a striptease. She saw a black pony-tailed hair and immediately knew it was Bleiss. Then the others started to come in.

Yang: Hey, Weiss-cream why’d you…stop?

Yang followed Weiss’ example and just stood there blushing.

Ruby: Yang! Weiss! Are you okay?! Holy-! passes out

Poor Ruby immediately passed out after seeing her best guy friend and secret crush doing filthy moves.

Blake: Guys? What’s wrong with…you?

Blake trailed off and pulled out a notebook and started to write something with a heavy blush on her face.

Then NPR followed along. Ren was wide eyes on what his brother-from-another-mother was doing, Nora cheered and clapped at her leader and threw in some Lien, and then she pulled out her Scroll for some reason. And poor Pyrrha was off to LaLa Land and started to fantasize about her leader and crush.

Jaune was surprised and panicked internally when he saw the rest of his friends coming here, but he kept going, he had to thank Sun, Neptune, and CFVY for helping him set this entire thing up, he owed them favors in the future. Coco and Velvet helped him get the clothes he needs and the boys helped out with the stage and electronic equipment. In fact, they were behind the curtains right now! 

Sun and Neptune quietly cheered him on, Coco was wiping tears from her eyes from how proud she was, Velvet was blushing up a storm and refused to look…well she sneaked in some glances. And Yatsu and Fox didn’t react much.

Now, it’s time for the finale! Jaune rolled his hips and started to unbutton his shorts and slowly take them off, making the girls lean forward. Bleiss’ mouth was so dry and she was leaking like a tap down there!

Then he dropped the shorts and the girls gasped. He wore a leopard-print brief that thankfully managed to contain “Crotchea Mors” but that didn’t stop the bulge down there. 

He removed his tie and put it behind his neck to pose and continued to roll his hips with a suggestive look on his face.

Once he was done, he threw the tie away and winked at the group of girls, he strutted back behind the curtains and gave them a very nice view of his ass.

The music stopped and the room’s lights went back on. Behind the curtain, Yatsu handed him some new clothes while Coco, Fox, Sun, and Neptune congratulated him. Velvet still had a blush on her face but she still congratulated him.

Once he was fully dressed, he went back to the girls, Nora still cheered for him, he saw WBY and Pyrrha sporting blushes, and Ruby was unconscious. But right now, they didn’t matter. He saw Bleiss with an unreadable expression on her face with a little bit of drool hanging off of her lips, and he saw a small puddle in between her thighs that went to the floor. 

He sat down on the edge of the stage with a blush of his own.

Jaune: Sooo, uh…did you enjoy it?

A guttural grunt was his answer.

Jaune: Glad you did. Hey Coco! Can you let go of her now?!

Coco: You sure?!

Jaune: Yeah!

Coco: Alright, your funeral!

Then the restraints on Bleiss’ arms and ankles were removed, via Scroll. And as soon as she was free, Bleiss lunged at her boyfriend and tackled him on the stage. She then proceeded to rip her own clothes off and his included.

Weiss finally snapped out of her stupor and started to yell at them for such debauchery. She didn’t get to say much as Yang started to drag her out of the room with an unconscious Ruby in tow. Pyrrha tried to join in on the action, but unfortunately for her, she was held back by Nora then she was dragged out of the room kicking and screaming, Ren sighed and went out too. CFVY and the two Mistralian boys also left the room, leaving the two love birds in their love nest.

Next week…

Jaune was browsing on his Scroll for anything interesting, then he did a spit-take on what he saw…it was him performing for his girlfriend…

[“Arc Stud strips for girlfriend on Valentine's day!”]

The video got thousands of views, almost hitting a million. Then he connects the dots on who recorded him.

“NORA!!!”

Tadaah! I’M BACK BABY! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE! Once again, this is for @dam1994s! You’re welcome buddy!

Bleiss: Hi there! My name is Bleiss. And I'm gonna cut straight to the point. I wanna borrow your dick for a bit if that’s cool? I wanna just do a 360 on your tip until you grab my milky pale thighs and push me all the way down on it. Just use my small, smooth, tight little pussy as your personal fuckhole. I also wouldn’t mind if you just put your hand on my throat and forced me to look into your eyes while I’m just gasping for air while you rearrange my guts... Huh? Oh sorry, I guess I got a little uh... Not safe for work. Sorry about that. But yeah, can I ride that dick of yours? Pretty please?

RWBY: *Stares at Bleiss, shocked and appalled*

Jaune: Uh... Nice to meet you too?

Weiss: *Groans into hands from both annoyance and embarrassment*

(Kindergarten)

Bleiss: Hey, teach. Get the Molasses out of your ass and bring me that juice, will ya? You one mile an hour, walking, no-running ass, feet draggin' turtle, son of a bitch!

Port: Now, Bleiss, you can't go your entire life insulting people like that.

Bleiss: The hell I can, you bitch-ass, toupee wearin', fisheye'd, two year college degree earnin', no wife and kids havin', mustard stain on his shirt, kindergarten teachin' ass-

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(Graduation)

Bleiss: Diploma handin', dress wearin', funny hat-ass-

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(To Mirror)

Bleiss: First generation of your family to get into Beacon-ass-

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(Watching Jaune Get a Coffee)

Bleiss: Love at first sight ass, three sugars, two creams in a coffee-

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(First Date)

Bleiss: First date having, romantically compatible-ass, adorable man, hung like a-

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(Jaune Proposes)

Bleiss: Making me the happiest woman in the world ass-

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(Wedding Vows)

Bleiss: Love of my life-ass, til death do us part, I do, vow n'ring wearin'-

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(Pregnant)

Bleiss: Tiny embryonic-ass, no finger prints havin', third trimester, son of a-

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(To First-Born)

Bleiss: Beautiful ass, umbilical cord cuttin', little dick havin'-

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(Father & Son Playing Catch)

Bleiss: Bitch-ass, no baseball catchin'-

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(Son's Graduation)

Bleiss: Summa cumme laude, straight A's, makin' me proud-ass-

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(College Visit)

Bleiss: Cats in the cradle ass-

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(Grandchild)

Bleiss: First grandchild-ass, life begets life-ass, diaper full of shit stinkin'-

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(Final Moments)

Bleiss: Touchin' ass, surrounded by loved ones ass, wouldn't change a goddamn thing, makin' me cry-ass, mother fucking ready for death-ass... Me... shiiiit...

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(Years later)

Before her grave, Bleiss' grandchild looks upon their beloved grandmother's final resting place. Suddenly, an incredibly decrepit old man walks up to their side.

Port: Wow, I can't believe she actually did it. She was rude her whole life.

Grandchild: You knew my grandma?

Port: *Sighs as he pulls out the juice box she demanded from him all those years ago* She called me a bitch... *Empties out juice onto grave*

Grandchild: *Looks at Port perturbed before walking away* Weird, senile-ass, prune juice drinkin'-ass, mustard stain on his shirt...

Gravedigger: Grave's all ready sir.

Port: Great! *Falls back into grave*

Jaune: So you see, the bite that we saw in Fnaf 4 was actually not the previously thought Bite of 87. It was actually the bit of 83, where the crying child dies due to his brother, Michael, shoving him into Fredbears mouth.

Bleiss: *Nods* Mhm. 

Bleiss: (Thoughts) Wow, he’s so dumb.

Jaune: Now, many believe this to not be true, as the source code for Fnaf 4′s teasers left the numbers 8 and 7 everywhere, but this was most certainly a red herring. Not only did the television in the crying childs home showed the date 1983, but Phone Guy back in Fnaf 1 stated the victim of the incident actually survived. Meaning these are, without a doubt, two separate incidents.

Bleiss: Right.

 Bleiss: (Thoughts) God, I wanna choke on his cock~