Weiss Schnee - Tumblr Posts
HAHAHAHAHA NOW DO JNPR PLEASE!
-Proportion switch-
Ruby: *Wakes up with Yang’s massive tits on her chest* Gah! What the heck is THIS!! *Quickly sits up in bed, but almost hits her head on the ceiling* And why the heck am I so tall!!
Weiss: *Now has a dump truck of an ass* Oh gods! *Takes a few practice steps* *Almost falls over* Dear lord, Blake. Does you gigantic ass always jiggle this much when you walk?!
Blake: *Pulls out a 12in dildo from her mouth* And when were you going to tell us about your little secret, Weiss? Your lack of gag reflexes is pretty interesting...
Weiss: *Blushes*
Yang: Noooooooo!!! *Comes running out the bathroom* My height! My curves! My Tits! They’re all gone!! *Looking Smol and Cute* How am I supposed to get dick now?! B-Blake! Buddy! Tell me the truth, would you fuck me? I’m still hot, right?!
Blake: *Shakes her head in sadness* I’m sorry Yang, but no. You’re simply too adorable to fuck now.
Yang: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jaune being the biggest himbo of all time
Weiss: *Getting dicked down* AH! Jaune! *Gasp* It’s too big~!
Jaune: Oh my gods Weiss! I’m so sorry! *Pulls out immediately, leaving her gaping*
Weiss: *Yelps in surprise*
Jaune: *Pulls Weiss in for a warm, loving, hug* Are you ok!?
Weiss: *Pouting* Why d-did you stop?!
Jaune: W-Well, you said it was “too big”. I didn’t want to hurt you, Weiss.
Weiss: Y-You dummy. *Blushes and leans in, kissing Jaune’s cheek* “Too big” does not mean stop. “Too big” means that I want you to... f-fuck me h-harder!
Jaune: *Realization* Oh!
Weiss: N-Now come on handsome! *Gets on the bed on all fours* Break time’s over! You have a horny Schnee to satisfy~!
Jaune: Y-Yes dear!
White Knight: I see the light
It was late in the night. A figure could be seen in Beacon’s courtyard, near the fountain. That person was Weiss Schnee, who has a remorseful look on her face.
[Play “I see the light by Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi]
Weiss:
All those days watching from the windows All those years outside looking in All that time never even knowing Just how blind I've been Now I'm here blinking in the starlight Now I'm here suddenly I see Standing here it's all so clear I'm where I'm meant to be
And at last I see the light And it's like the fog has lifted And at last I see the light And it's like the sky is new And it's warm and real and bright And the world has somehow shifted All at once everything looks different Now that I see you
She turned to face the person who loved for who she is, Jaune Arc.
Weiss: Jaune I...I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have-
She was cut off by Jaune who stepped forward and hugged. She was surprised, but she returned the hug. How could she been so blind. They stayed like that for a few minutes. When they broke apart, Jaune caressed her face with a smile.
Jaune:
All those days chasing down a daydream All those years living in a blur All that time never truly seeing Things, the way they were Now she's here shining in the starlight Now she's here suddenly I know If she's here it's crystal clear I'm where I'm meant to go
Jaune and Weiss:
And at last I see the light
Jaune:
And it's like the fog has lifted
Jaune and Weiss:
And at last I see the light
Weiss:
And it's like the sky is new
Jaune and Weiss:
And it's warm and real and bright And the world has somehow shifted All at once everything is different Now that I see you
Both of them smiled, Jaune wiped a tear from her face. They both leaned to each other to touch foreheads. Enjoying each other’s company
Jaune and Weiss:
Now that I see you
Jaune kissed her on the forehead and both of them embraced each other.
Weiss: Thank you, Jaune
Jaune: No problem, Snow Angel
For once, Weiss enjoyed being called that.
They headed back inside the campus, holding hands. Tomorrow will be different for them and their friends.
(I had this idea last night! I realized how perfect these lyrics are to these two! This is for those cheesy romance people out there! See ya’ll next time!)
Pyrrha:
Dragonslayer: Yang burst into Jaune room, post shower Jaune trying to dry his hair and is only in sweatpants.
Jaune: Um, Yang?
Yang, hypnotize by the sweatpants: Jaune. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.
Jaune: Y-Yang, what are you talking about?!
Yang: Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.
*Yang tackles Jaune to the ground ripping off her clothes*
Jaune: Yang, please!
Yang, semblance active: Don't make me ruin the butt Jaune! I'm a warrior!
...
Nora and ren:
Specialist arc) About previus ask. Yang and pyrrha had already tried their luck. But i think next would be blake with some weird kinky reference to ninjas of love, ruby trying by complementing his weapon or forcing a cookie into his mouth and finally weiss. Why last? Because she is a tsundere and she can't control it while she is close to him. All while jeanne is standing and watching all of it cursing herself for not choosing different school
Oh, Jaune would notice the book Blake's reading and let it slip that the book was based on him, made by one of his younger sisters, he might start to be more alert now since there's a horny cat waiting to pounce him.
Ruby would do her fast-talking and Jaune would shove a cookie in her mouth.
Weiss is conflicted, one Jaune is her sister's partner and best friend (She doesn't know that they finally got together before he goes to Beacon) and Jaune would start talking to her about her sister's stories regarding her.
Well, it’s not wrong!
(Fate Unlimited Blade Works)
Ruby: Imma bout to clap those flat-ass Schnee cheeks
let's play a game! ❄️🌹
caption this. best caption wins reblog.
(it doesn’t have to be whiterose-related.)
Updated a little bit
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
Yang shuddered pleasurably while Jaune was trying his best to rearrange her twat. Her barrowed clothes slightly disheveled and her large tits on full display. She was up against wall with a blonde dork fucking her brains out.
The dork meanwhile has his face buried in her cleavage, motorboating her. His right hand was holding her left while he has a hand underneath her thigh.
Yang moaned and used her free hand to wrap around Jaune’s head, keeping him in her jugs and has her legs wrapped around his ass.
Yang: That’s right, Jaune these tiddies are yours now, play with ‘em as much as you like~
This statement only made the dork go faster, harder and make her moan louder. Yang looked at the shell-shocked Schnee with a smug expression.
Yang: Well, Weiss looks like you had your turn~!
As soon as Yang said that, Jaune stopped motorboating her, instead he starts to suck on her breasts.
Yang: OH! That’s right~ Keep sucking for momma~!
Weiss just felt like she missed out on being desired and worshiped like that. But its too late now...
Yang: Oh, don’t be sad, Weiss! Maybe I’ll let you join in! We can have a threesome!
When she mention a threesome with his former crush, it was enough for Jaune to cum inside of Yang. With three more heavy thrusts, he did just that.
Yang moaned like cheap whore, she threw her head back in pleasure and gripped her hold on Jaune tighter. She felt his plentiful warm Arc sludge go straight into her waiting womb filling her up instantly.
Yang cooed as excess jizz flowed out of her. She pets his head like the good boy he is. Her good boy.
The blonde looks at Weiss with an inviting smile.
Yang: Well Weiss, what ya say?
Weiss: gulp
1 hour later...
Weiss squealed in delight as she was taken in a full nelson position by Jaune.
She was naked on the day she was born while Jaune started giving her hickeys. Due to her petite stature, anyone could see a bulge in her belly where Jaune's dick was.
Yang meanwhile, leaned against the wall where she got nailed with her scroll out recording Weiss getting fucked. She chuckled at the heiress' face going ahegao.
Yang: Heheheh. Posting this on CornHub~
Weiss let out one last shriek as Jaune hosed her insides full of seed. Yang absentmindedly stroked her stuffed muff.
What a great idea she had~
Added Weiss' part
Yang Wears it Better
Jaune: I-I 😳
Yang: Well VB I think I wear it better, what bout you? 😉
Weiss: Yang! What are you doing in my outfit!? 😠
Yang: Just making a point is all, well VB, how bout some fun with a Sunny Dragon instead of an icy lily's Snow Angel 😘
Weiss: Excuse you!?
Yang: Chill Weisscream, you're the one who rejected VB every other day,
Weiss: Yes! When we were in Beacon!
Yang: *Shrugs* I just figured I'd take him off your hands. After all we don't want him to go and break you. Oh yeah, and I may have stretched this out a bit ~Sorry~ Now, where were we?
Jaune: 'Gulp' >///<
Yang: Well now, why don't use that good old Arc charm on me like you did back in Beacon with our resident ice queen... Something tells me you get something a whole lot better than a rejection.
KNOCK KNOCK!
Oh No Jaune Turned Into A Little Kid!
Smol Jaune: Onee-chans please help me, I can't find my parents .. Uhh why are you all looking at me like that?
Weiss: Ara, ara~
Blake: Ara, ara~
Yang: Ara, ara~
Ruby: Awa, awa...
Yang: Close enough, Ruby.
Blake: Don't worry shota little Jaune. Us Onee-chans will help you find your parents.
Weiss: *slurp*
Yeah just follow us back to our hotel room. So we can keep you safe there.
Yang: Yeah... Who knows what kind of sick degenerates wanting to lay their hands on such a...
Soft...
Beautiful...
Supple...
Little body...(😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)
Smol Jaune: I don't know my mommy always tell me that I shouldn't follow stranger.
Ruby: If you come us we will give you lots of toys.
Jaune: Really?! Yay! Toys, toys, toys....
Spoiler: There were no toys.
Weiss: This B needs a C in her A.~
Jaune: Oh my God!
Weiss: This babe needs a coconut in her arms?
Jaune: Oh. I thought you were saying, "This b**** needs a c*** in her a**."
Weiss: Oh my God!
Jaune: Yeah, that was my reaction. I'll go get us some coconuts.
Weiss: Here's a list of everything you cannot eat while we're trying to conceive.
Jaune: No more dino nuggets? Even if they came with a side of ketchup?
Weiss: No.
Jaune: Woah... This is serious.
Weiss: You'll adhere to a strict exercise regimen and sleep schedule. Also, no video games because they cause stress and they raise your heart rate.
Jaune: More stress than being a huntsman?
Weiss: Jaune, I've seen you play Mario Party
PastJaune: WARIO CHEATS!!!
Jaune: I'm just saying Wario cheats... stupid game.
Jaune: Guys! I thought up an awesome prank on Ironwood. I’m gonna put ink on his podium where he places his hands.
Ren: I don’t think he’ll fall for that.
Nora: I did. *Raises ink-stained hands*
Jaune: How? I didn’t even open the case yet.
Nora: *Shrugs* Something unrelated I guess.
Blake: Ironwood hates pranks though. This is gonna backfire.
Jaune: Fine, I’ll tone it down. I’ll… move his podium a foot to the left.
Weiss: What?! He’ll be so angry.
Jaune: Okay, 5 inches.
Weiss: 5?!
Jaune: 3?
Weiss: 3?!
Jaune: 1?
Weiss: 1?!
Jaune: Alright, I’ll move it half an inch.
Weiss: Fine, your funeral.
Jaune: Oh my god. *Scoots podium half an inch before heading to his seat* Worst prank ever. This is so stupid, Ironwood’s not even going to notice.
Ironwood: *Enters room to the podium* Good morning. *Stops and stares at podium* E-Everyone thi... The podium it's...
Everyone: 🤨
Ironwood: *Chuckles* ... hehehe... HaHaHa! HAHAHA!! You're crazy! How'd you pull this off?!
Ruby: Guess we're gonna see the general. For better or for worst.
Weiss: C'mon Ruby, I'm sure General Ironwood is staying calm and composed as he makes sure law and order remain in Mantle.
(2 minutes later)
Ironwood: We are so fucked! It's a shit show out there! I saw a dog kill a man on the street, and then I saw the dog do... other things to that man. What took you all so long to get the lamp here?
Ruby: Well, we were learning... things.
Ironwood: Ah! You kids, learning stuff. Must be nice! Now, miss Schnee, I've got a list of things I need you to convince your father to pay for, so I can take back the city. One, Atlesian Knights. Two, a codpiece that I can wear that opens up and shoots a tiny missile.
Blake: Those don't exist.
Ironwood: Not. Yet.
Weiss' Baby Shower
Nora: Hey Ice Queen, you went to a sperm bank, right?
Weiss; Um, yes?
Nora: Jaune donated some of his last month.
Jaune: 🤨
Nora: Ooh, maybe Jaunes the father!
Everyone: 😳
Weiss: Well, this was a highly exclusive establishment.
Nora: Down at Mantle? Next to the McSchnee's?
Weiss: ... Well I paid for an ideal specimen.
Ren: So you're saying Jaune's not an ideal specimen.
Weiss: ... This is a wonderful shower you guys.
Jaune: Oh God, I might be the dad.
Bleiss: Hi there! My name is Bleiss. And I'm gonna cut straight to the point. I wanna borrow your dick for a bit if that’s cool? I wanna just do a 360 on your tip until you grab my milky pale thighs and push me all the way down on it. Just use my small, smooth, tight little pussy as your personal fuckhole. I also wouldn’t mind if you just put your hand on my throat and forced me to look into your eyes while I’m just gasping for air while you rearrange my guts... Huh? Oh sorry, I guess I got a little uh... Not safe for work. Sorry about that. But yeah, can I ride that dick of yours? Pretty please?
RWBY: *Stares at Bleiss, shocked and appalled*
Jaune: Uh... Nice to meet you too?
Weiss: *Groans into hands from both annoyance and embarrassment*
Jaune: Thanks for inviting me to dinner Weiss. It’s a great pleasure to get to know your family.
Weiss: *A feint blush on her cheeks* Well, it was the least I could do for all the help you’ve given me.
Willow: Oh believe me, the pleasure is all ours Mr. Arc.
Jaune: Please, call me Jaune.
Willow: 🤭
Jaune: *Accidently spills drink on his shirt* Whoops.
Weiss: Oh no Jaune, your shirt. If you’d like, you can use our shower.
Jaune: No, it’s alright. It’s just a little spot. It’ll come out.
Willow: *Immediately splashes her whole glass of wine on him* Well that’s not gonna come out. You’d better take a shower~
(In Shower)
Jaune: *Whistling to himself as he bathes*
Willow: *Cuts out hole in wall and peeks through* Oh my~ Quite the strapping young man you brought over Weiss.
Weiss: Mother! Let me see! *Tries pushing Willow out of the way*
Willow: *Holds Weiss back* Weiss, stop shoving! You wouldn’t even know what to do with it.
Weiss: He’s literally my age you cow!
Whitley: *Walks in* What the heck are you two doing in my room?!
Willow: Oh, hello Whitley. We were... just leaving. *Both her and Weiss quickly scurry off*
Whitley: *Curiously walks up to hole in wall* I say, what’s all the fuss about? I don’t get it, what’s in ther-BING BONG, Hello~
(R)WBY: *Standing wide eyed in their doorway*
Jaune: *Sitting at the edge of a bed, looking short of breath*
Ruby: *On floor between Jaune's legs, a white substance covering her face*
Ruby: Uh...
Ruby: Could I get like... five minutes to think up a good explanation?
Weiss: Do you have any idea where you last left your bow?
Blake: If I knew, I probably wouldn’t have asked if you saw it anywhere.
Weiss: Then we must get to the bottom of this! Where is the bow? The game is on.
Blake: What are you, Sherl-
Weiss: *Now dressed like Sherlock Holmes*
Blake: -yes, apparently you are. Didn’t take you for the dress up type.
Weiss: This is strictly to get me in the mindset for deductive reasoning. All business.
Ruby: I’ll be Watson!
Weiss: No you can’t play with us!