Jaune: Thanks For Inviting Me To Dinner Weiss. Its A Great Pleasure To Get To Know Your Family.

Jaune: Thanks for inviting me to dinner Weiss. It’s a great pleasure to get to know your family.

Weiss: *A feint blush on her cheeks* Well, it was the least I could do for all the help you’ve given me.

Willow: Oh believe me, the pleasure is all ours Mr. Arc.

Jaune: Please, call me Jaune.

Willow: 🤭

Jaune: *Accidently spills drink on his shirt* Whoops.

Weiss: Oh no Jaune, your shirt. If you’d like, you can use our shower.

Jaune: No, it’s alright. It’s just a little spot. It’ll come out.

Willow: *Immediately splashes her whole glass of wine on him* Well that’s not gonna come out. You’d better take a shower~

(In Shower)

Jaune: *Whistling to himself as he bathes* 

Willow: *Cuts out hole in wall and peeks through* Oh my~ Quite the strapping young man you brought over Weiss.

Weiss: Mother! Let me see! *Tries pushing Willow out of the way*

Willow: *Holds Weiss back* Weiss, stop shoving! You wouldn’t even know what to do with it.

Weiss: He’s literally my age you cow!

Whitley: *Walks in* What the heck are you two doing in my room?!

Willow: Oh, hello Whitley. We were... just leaving. *Both her and Weiss quickly scurry off*

Whitley: *Curiously walks up to hole in wall* I say, what’s all the fuss about? I don’t get it, what’s in ther-BING BONG, Hello~

Mercury: You know, I once lived in a tent in the yard for 6 months, waiting for my dad to let me back into the house.

Jaune: Oh do I know what that's like. Waiting for your so-called loved ones to acknowledge your existence!? Sitting alone in the dark, craving the love of a heartless man who kept you in a constant state of fear and-!

*Doorbell chime*

Jaune: Who could that be? 😊

Jaune: *In hospital bed* Doc says I should make a full recovery. So long as we avoid as much physical contact as we can.

Ruby: Oh thank goodness. Guess we’ll need to be more careful from now on. *Gets ready to leave*

Jaune: Aren’t you forgetting something~

Ruby: Alright you goof. *Chuckles before blowing him a kiss* Get better soon~

Jaune: *Heart flatlines*

Ruby: AAAAUUHHH!!!

Jaune: *staring at Ruby’s thighs*

Jaune: I want them to crush my skull.

Ruby: What?

Jaune: I said this is such bull.

Jaune: So first I’ll show you how to do the rub.

Nora: I could use a rub. I’m holding a little history test tension right back here. *Groans as she rubs her butt*

Jaune: We’re talking about the bird Nora, we’re gonna rub it.

Nora: Fine, I’ll go second!

Jaune: *Sighs* Ok.

Jaune: You are grounded. For...

Nora: 🥺

Jaune: ... Till college.

Nora: For till college?!

Jaune: For till college!