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Tais face just scrunched as he prayed it wasn't the jaune he was thinking about. Soon the two were face to face with a young blonde and a familiar, arc asshat.
taiyang: Nicholas.. good to see your still kicking. Hows your record so far?
Tai was trying his damnedest to not verbally assault the familiar rival during their beacon days.
Nicholas: Xiao long, good to see you too. And Myra is doing just lovely. We have two daughters on the way. Hows the "en-TAI-re team" thing going for you?
Taiyang: oh you know. Good as usual. Make sure to Tell the missus I said hello and I miss warming her be-
Jaune/yang: dad? You ok?
Taiyang: im doing fine sweetie.
Nicholas: just reminiscing about some old blood with this man who- I mean... Associate of mine.
Jaune and yang stared at their respective fathers as both just nodded with yang apologizing for breaking jaunes nose
Nose
8yo Yang: *Sitting in the principal's office at Signal Elementary*
Taiyang: Yang, why did you hit that boy?
Yang: He made me feel weird!
Taiyang: Weird?
Yang: Yeah.
Taiyang: How did he do that?
Yang: He said my hair was pretty, and then I got a weird feeling in my stomach.
Taiyang: So you broke his nose?
Yang: Uh hu.
Taiyang: And he didn't do anything else to you?
Yang: *Nods*
Taiyang: ...I swear you're so much like Raven...
Taiyang: Okay, when we get home we're having a talk about boundaries and boys, but first you're going to apologize to... Jaune?
Principal: *Nods* That's his name, yes.
Dragonslayer shitpost
(as it says this is a shit post and is not how I actually view the ship or characters)
Also this is LWDE.. kinda, theres no actual sex just suggestions.
[During the beacon dance]
Jaune felt his body unwind as he smiled at the sight of his friends and teammates dancing together as he heard footsteps before one yang xiao long sat down Next to him.
Yang: sup lady killer, how long have you been slouching here?
Jaune: not long just resting.. so hows your day been so far?
Yang: i feel golden, Blake not being grouchy anymore, ruby is off with penny being as sickly sweet as possible and weiss queen? Well let's just say her and Pyumpkin are letting off steam.
We then cut to locker as it rattled as we hear Weiss moans out Pyrrha's name as we also here a whipping sound.
Back with yang and jaune, jaune just tried to not imagine any scenario between his teammate and Weiss.
Jaune: well I guess then it just leaves us to each other.
Yang: yeah..
Jaune: yeah..
Yang: ... You wanna hear a joke?
Jaune: you know what? Sure I'll bite the bullet.
Yang: knock knock.
Jaune: who's there?
Yang: hundreds.
Jaune: hundreds who?
Yang: there hundreds of people out there.
Suddenly yang sat on his lap as she got VERY close.
Yang: but so far? I'm the only one that wants to fuck you~
(Feel free to continue on with this)
Jaune could feel his face burning as he was probably in deep shit
Yang: you heard me~
Jaune could feel his body shiver as he felt his... "Little" friend peck up as he mentally SCREAMED in embarrassment.
Jaune: OHGODSOHGODSOHGODSOHGODSOHGODS- WHY?! ruby I wish you were here because I am in DANGER!
That's when yang began to kiss and suck on his neck as jaune released stifled moans as he tried to move his arms but they refused to obey as yang kept her assault going as jaune felt ashamed of the fact he was liking this, he wished this was a dream, that this embarrassment was just a nightmare but the pleasure kept building as he moaned a little louder before yang suddenly stoped and pulled away.
Yang: I think that's a good mark. Now I believe I have a dance with Blake waiting. I'll see you tomorrow, vomit-man~
Yang got up and soon walked away as jaune panted as he took out his scroll and put it on camera to see what yang left and he saw it, a LARGE very obvious and dark hickey that not even his suit could cover. Add that with yangs flirting and the changing of nicknames from "vomit-boy" to "vomit-man". One thing was clear.
Jaune: I'm owned by yang now aren't I..
TO BE CONTINUED?
Dragonslayer shitpost
(as it says this is a shit post and is not how I actually view the ship or characters)
Also this is LWDE.. kinda, theres no actual sex just suggestions.
[During the beacon dance]
Jaune felt his body unwind as he smiled at the sight of his friends and teammates dancing together as he heard footsteps before one yang xiao long sat down Next to him.
Yang: sup lady killer, how long have you been slouching here?
Jaune: not long just resting.. so hows your day been so far?
Yang: i feel golden, Blake not being grouchy anymore, ruby is off with penny being as sickly sweet as possible and weiss queen? Well let's just say her and Pyumpkin are letting off steam.
We then cut to locker as it rattled as we hear Weiss moans out Pyrrha's name as we also here a whipping sound.
Back with yang and jaune, jaune just tried to not imagine any scenario between his teammate and Weiss.
Jaune: well I guess then it just leaves us to each other.
Yang: yeah..
Jaune: yeah..
Yang: ... You wanna hear a joke?
Jaune: you know what? Sure I'll bite the bullet.
Yang: knock knock.
Jaune: who's there?
Yang: hundreds.
Jaune: hundreds who?
Yang: there hundreds of people out there.
Suddenly yang sat on his lap as she got VERY close.
Yang: but so far? I'm the only one that wants to fuck you~
(Feel free to continue on with this)
Jaune could feel his face burning as he was probably in deep shit
Heart on fire: spark.
Yang woke up as stretched before hoping out of bed and noticed... Her teams form was empty. Guess she probably overslept. She soon got dressed and made her way down to the mess hall as she saw something not surprising. Jaune frozen in a block of ice as a very frustrated Weiss was eating her eggs.
Yang: what VB do this time?
Thats when yang noticed a box of chocolates that ruby was devouring. With Weiss glaring at the red reaper.
Weiss: you have no idea if bad timing do you dolt?
Ruby: what? Jaune spent L50 on this for you. And I don't feel like having good things go to waste. You want some pyrrha?
Pyrrha: o-oh thank you ruby but I'll have to decline and also Weiss I wanna ask you something.
Weiss raised an eyebrow as pyrrha whispered into her ear before Weiss went red in the face.
Weiss: t-thats very bold of you pyrrha. Let's discuss this in my teams dorm.
Weiss got up as her pyrrha left with yang just sitting at the table.
Yang: Blake how much you wanna bet-
Blake: oh their already doing it.
Yang: oh right you can hear em.
yang then stared at the still frozen jaune as she sighed.
Yang: VB probably is gonna have the shock of his life
Ren: he's still conscious. So he just saw everything.
Nora: yep. Atleast now he's not gonna be frozen in ice anymore... Hopefully.
Yang: well look on the bright side next time he'll keep his c-
Blake: yang. Don't even finish that joke.
Yang: oh come on it's funny.
Ruby: yang. No offense sis but I think you can hold off on the jokes for today
Yang: you sure? Alright then. and tell vb good luck with the reveal
Yang got up and began walking as Blake perked up and looked at her questioningly
Blake: and what leads you to say that?
Yang just shrugged as she continued walking
Soon the lewd moaning of Weiss was heard and gauging from the height the sound was coming from. They were doing it on Ruby's bed... Lovely.
To describe how jaune felt could be summed up In one word... Humiliated. he felt so stupid for all the attempts he made for Weiss. Jaune wanted to just bury his face in the dirt as he groaned into his hands. That's before a knock was heard on his teams door as he got up and opened it and was immediately met with a bag being handed to him... Well more of.. thrown at him.
As he caught it he saw one familiar yang xiao long.
Jaune: oh hey yang. Uh what do you need? And why did you throw a bag-
Yang: we're training lady killer. So pack a towel and extra clothes because I'm gonna make you sweat.
Jaune went wide eyed as yang had a grin on her face before jaune responded with a smile on his face as he nodded.
(feel free to continue this if you want everyone.)
(and sorry my writing is probably shit, really tired at the moment)
wonderfully put good sir, a new request, should you choose to accept it hot goth ren and jaune. They were gonna go out clubbing with neon after a hard day at work in atlas. Their outfits? all black. Their fishnets? torn. eyeliner? sharp enough to kill a man, croptops? displaying abs. The finishing blow? Black. Lipstick. the others came in right as they were about to leave. They never stood a chance. this is me daring you to go at your goofiest, soldier, pure crackfic, absolute mayham, DO IT. YOU WONT.
Pug.. you underestimate me and my sheer fuckin GOOFYNESS. So let me show you
How goofy I shall be!
Jaune found himself applying his lipstick as Ren looked at him.
Ren: may I ask why you decide to go goth?
Jaune: one name, Neon.
Ren:.. why dress like a goth girl, minus the skirt?
Jaune: Ren, my brother from another mother.. I've dressed up like a girl for years because my sisters wanted someone to model them... Plus I may be a tad curious about cross dressing.
Ren: alright then... Can I join?
Jaune: sure thing dude. I should have some extra stuff for you to use.
After a bit they finished up they opened the door and stepped out of their dorm only to stop as they saw team Rwby, Pyrrha, and Nora. The duo and the group stared at each other before Ren gulped softly as jaune spoke with a smile.
Jaune: hey everyone! Don't mind me and Ren, we are just heading to a party neon invited me to.
Nora: ok.. cool.. hey fearless leader you mind if I borrow Ren for a second?
Ren went pale as he looked at jaune.
Jaune: oh sure thing Nora. just be back soon.
Nora: thanks jaune.
Nora grabbed Ren and dragged him away as Nora's face became increasingly more red. Jaune hummed softly as he looked back at the rest of their girls and before he could even speak they pounced on him.
Neither went to the party, they did however go to the infirmary..
their Poor Pelvises are reduced to dust.
SO
I know this isn't my normal kind of post (although I may start doing more non-meme posts, still strictly WoF) but I need to sing the praises of Dragonslayer.
It is LITERALLY the BEST BOOK I have EVER READ, and no, that is not a joke.
It has:
An amazing, captivating plot.
Amazing characters.
Almost every interaction with dragons circles back to the first 5 books.
There are so many connections to the main series in general!!!!
If you were new to the series and this was the first Wings of Fire book you ever read, it might be a lot weirder or more confusing, bit for someone who's been reading WoF since the ninth book came out, there is LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.
Ivy and Leaf encounter Sunny in the old village
Leaf: is that a mini-dinosaur?
Ivy: you idiot. that's a kromoda dragon.
Leaf: oh, true.
I am deep in thought
u guys might hate me for this one but skywings are british. british accents
Wings of Fire characters as things my friends have said:
Clay: “If you’re gonna judge my oatmeal, don’t touch my oatmeal.”
Sunny: “The only single-finger salute you’re giving here at school is a thumbs up.”
Tsunami: “My dudebro, my squadfam, my homeslice. No.”
Glory: “La Croix? More like La Crap.”
Starflight: “No! Stop banging your head against the wall you don’t have any brain cells to spare!”
Riptide: “Oh my god look it’s who cares” *gestures at nothing*
Blister: “As you can tell, I am intellect one million.”
Blaze: “What would you do with a million dollars- That's not enough.”
Burn: “There is no Disney movie that can’t be solved with a tank.”
Morrowseer: “I mean who created this stupid nature anyway?”
Scarlet: “Well, you see, I interpreted your idea differently. I interpreted it to be the way that I wanted to hear.”
Moon: “I’m gonna shove this entire pencil down my throat and then cry.”
Turtle: “Ah! I’m allergic to fine motor skills.”
Winter: “I mean, how much more beautiful can I get?”
Qibli: “NOSOTROS!! I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a cry of distress.”
Peril: “We have Google Pixel, Google Docs, Google Sheets… but where’s my Google Gun?”
Sora: “Sleep is just an 8 hour preview of death.”
Kinkajou: “I like have like the memory of, like, an almond so like it’s fine.”
Anemone: “I’m so cute I could get away with anything.”
Fatespeaker: “You just got grilled on a grill like steak. Sizzle!”
Darkstalker: “You’re right about me making a terrible father. I’d probably try to refund the baby.”
Clearsight: “Did you bring anything with you besides disease today?!”
Blue: “No problem, no problem, well, there is a problem, but no problem.”
Cricket: “Ok, I guess we can splurge and spend $0.50.”
Swordtail: “I wonder what the nutritional value of flex seal is?”
Sundew: “Just because I’m not a good person doesn’t mean... I’m a... bad... person?"
Bumblebee: “Wait a minute. Were ancient limos just reeeeally long horses?”
Willow: “Wife: that's something you do…”
Heath: “I will not stand for this treason. I may sit or kneel, but not stand.”
Stone: “You know what, I’m gonna inject myself with glow stick juice, turn the lights off, hang myself from the ceiling fan, and play all the Minecraft soundtracks at once.”
Rose: “My wig is sister snatched. I am sister shook. Hotel? Trivago.”
Wren: “Every time you open your mouth, my faith in humanity drops.”
Leaf: “My backpack is basically my emotional support animal.”
Im END! I hope you like my imagination of Natsu when he shows up as end😜
Natsu is so babygirl
LIVE LAUGH LOVE DRAGONSLAYER😸😸😸
reblog and put in the tags movies that people seem to endlessly shit on but you love and will defend to the ends of this planet
Like a Pro
Yang: We gotta be on our best behavior with my father.
Jaune: Right.
Yang: So no sexy puns.
Jaune: Wait what? I love our couple innuendos.
Yang: You know I do too, but I just know it’ll set Dad on fire.
Jaune: Like I set you on fire oooor..?
Yang: *cheeks go slightly pink* Jaune...
Jaune: You love it.
Yang: *clears throat* I really do, but I don’t want him going primal on your ass.
Jaune: Hmm yeah I’d prefer you being the only one going primal on my-
Yang: JAUNE! *face fully red now*
Jaune: Haha oh don’t worry Yang, I’ll be good.
Yang: Promise?
Jaune: On my honor as an Arc.
Yang: *sigh* thank goodness. I might be rubbing off too much on your.
Jaune: Yeah, make sure you behave too.
Yang: Ha! Babe, please. Pros know when to keep it in check.
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Tai: So I hear you two spar a lot? Boy, that takes me back.
Jaune: I’m not sure I’d call it sparring, and more acting like Yang’s sandbag.
Yang: Hey you do fine.
Tai: Yeah Yang can overdo it sometimes.
Yang: Wow, thanks Dad.
Tai: All with love, kiddo. It doesn’t seem to bother your boy either.
Jaune: Well I’d be lying if I said getting pounded in training doesn’t get tiring.
Yang: Ok don’t get down on yourself Jaune. We both know you do all the pounding when it’s 1 on 1.
Jaune:
Tai:
Yang: ...guys?
Jaune: Nice pro move
Yang: What are you talkin-oh. OH
Tai: Yang Xiao Long.
Yang: Eep!
Jaune: *sigh*
Tai: Did you just imply doing “that”?
Yang: Um-
Tai: And you just started going out.
Yang: Actually it’s been a few mon-
Tai: You promised me you’d wait until marriage.
Yang: I did, but-
Tai: I don’t recall getting a wedding announcement.
Yang: Daddy please-
Tai: Go yo your room young lady. Jake and I need to have a “talk”.
Jaune: : It’s Jaune.
Tai: Shut up George.
Yang: No! Jaune’s done nothing wrong! And I am too old to be-
Tai: ROOM! NOW!
Yang:
Yang zooms off, leaving Tai, Jaune, and the uncomfortable tension between them in the kitchen.
Tai: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
Jaune: Before you attempt to murder me, I just want you to know: Yang does NOT call me daddy.
Tai:
Jaune: I figured it might put you at ease.
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Based on this post by @idrownfishes0
https://idrownfishes0.tumblr.com/post/673307225388974080/jaune-and-yang-keep-talking-in-innuendo-without
Jaune: Nora, sit down.
Nora: Hold on, I'm taking the picture~
Yang: A picture doesn't take 20 minutes.
Nora: This one does!
Jaune legs crossed to hold it in: You're doing that meme thing, aren't you? Hurry up so I can use the bathroom.
Nora: You want me to spoil the "morbin time" part? I will.
Jaune: You cannot be serious.
Yang: Whatever you're doing, quit it and sit down before the movie starts.
Nora: Fine, in the third act when Morbius has to fight-
Jaune: Stop! Yang, how must time until the movie starts?
Yang: 5 more minutes of ads. You still need the bathroom?
Jaune: What can I do to hurry this, Nora?
Nora: Smile and lean more into Yang.
Jaune: There.
Yang, lips tug upward: Lean in a little more, cutie.
Jaune, cheeks dusted red: Yang...
Yang, grinning now: Relax, I won’t bite just yet.
Nora: Yang, don't smile at all.
Yang, confused but complying: Uh, why?
Nora: Don’t worry, don’t worry. Oh! Jaune, your smile needs to be teethy
Jaune: Damnit, Nora.
Yang: 4 minutes, Jaune.
Jaune through a gritted-tooth smile: I'll get you for this.
Nora: Aaaannd done. Was that so ba-
Jaune: Nora, sit in the back with Ren.
Nora: Yes, Mr. Cranky.
Jaune makes a beeline for auditorium exit as Nora walks back to meet Ren. As she sits down, she brings up the photo of her team leader with the blonde member of their sister team. When Ren looks over to see what she’s doing, his shoulders sag, mouth curling down in disapproval.
Ren: Nora, Jaune isn’t going to like that.
Nora: I’m sure he won’t mind~
They're watching Morbius 😙
Jaune: Maybe...but what if there's two of them?
Yang: Oh babe, worry about this one before thinking about another.
Jaune: No, I mean if we have twins.
Yang: ...what?
Jaune: You know: 2 boys or 2 girls, birthed at the same time.
Yang: ...
Jaune: Although I guess they can be a boy and girl, too. Aren't Qrow and your mom-
Yang: (yanks him by the neck of his onesie so that they're face-to-face) Don't.
Jaune: (red eyes, bad sign) Sweetie?
Jaune: ...
Yang: What's wrong, Jaune?
Jaune: When I was a kid, I had Dad. And when I got to Beacon, I had Pyrrha. And now, I dunno if I can-
Yang: (Flicks his nose) Ya wanna know what I remember most about Pyrrha? It was how much trust she put in you. (Holds cheeks) And it wasn't just her. Ren, Nora... Hell, even RWBY believed in you before all of Remnant did. (Stares into his aqua eyes)
Jaune: (Stares into her lavender eyes)
Yang: (Lays down) Let's just go to bed already.
Jaune: (Cuddles her) Y'know, I'm really scared to do this, but I'm also really excited. It'll be a whole new experience for us. (Rubs her belly) All three of us.
Yang: (Smiling)
Jaune: (Smiling)
Yang: ...I've been thinking of some names. Like, if they're a boy.
Jaune: What if they're a girl?
Yang: Well... I have a feeling you already have something in mind.
Wyrmcutter (very rare) greataxe Requires attunement A +2 greataxe made of the parts of a dragon and combined with the power of said dragon. The weapon does additional 1d8 damage based on what type of dragon it was made from (ex. A black wyrmcutter does bonus acid damage).On attunement the user gains +2 to constitution and can cast dragon breath 5 times a day, the damage is dependent on the dragon’s color. Constitution is your casting modifier unless you have the spellcasting feature
— Death comes on swift wings.
My main gw2 character - Marviramine. You can see him on the two posts below. He's a really nice guy ;)