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Kinkajou: you're just one big softie, aren't you, Winter?

Winter: how dare you disrespect me like that? I am MEAN and MALICIOUS, everyone in Jade Mountain FEARS ME and-

Qibli, walking in: good morning, Winter

Winter: Good morning! Did you sleep well? Can I make you some breakfast? How about some tea?

Winter: *turns back to Kinkajou* as I was saying

Wings of Fire characters as things my friends have said:

Clay: “If you’re gonna judge my oatmeal, don’t touch my oatmeal.”

Sunny: “The only single-finger salute you’re giving here at school is a thumbs up.”

Tsunami: “My dudebro, my squadfam, my homeslice. No.”

Glory: “La Croix? More like La Crap.”

Starflight: “No! Stop banging your head against the wall you don’t have any brain cells to spare!”

Riptide: “Oh my god look it’s who cares” *gestures at nothing*

Blister: “As you can tell, I am intellect one million.”

Blaze: “What would you do with a million dollars- That's not enough.”

Burn: “There is no Disney movie that can’t be solved with a tank.”

Morrowseer: “I mean who created this stupid nature anyway?”

Scarlet: “Well, you see, I interpreted your idea differently. I interpreted it to be the way that I wanted to hear.”

Moon: “I’m gonna shove this entire pencil down my throat and then cry.”

Turtle: “Ah! I’m allergic to fine motor skills.”

Winter: “I mean, how much more beautiful can I get?”

Qibli: “NOSOTROS!! I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a cry of distress.”

Peril: “We have Google Pixel, Google Docs, Google Sheets… but where’s my Google Gun?”

Sora: “Sleep is just an 8 hour preview of death.”

Kinkajou: “I like have like the memory of, like, an almond so like it’s fine.”

Anemone: “I’m so cute I could get away with anything.”

Fatespeaker: “You just got grilled on a grill like steak. Sizzle!”

Darkstalker: “You’re right about me making a terrible father. I’d probably try to refund the baby.”

Clearsight: “Did you bring anything with you besides disease today?!”

Blue: “No problem, no problem, well, there is a problem, but no problem.”

Cricket: “Ok, I guess we can splurge and spend $0.50.”

Swordtail: “I wonder what the nutritional value of flex seal is?”

Sundew: “Just because I’m not a good person doesn’t mean... I’m a... bad... person?"

Bumblebee: “Wait a minute. Were ancient limos just reeeeally long horses?”

Willow: “Wife: that's something you do…”

Heath: “I will not stand for this treason. I may sit or kneel, but not stand.”

Stone: “You know what, I’m gonna inject myself with glow stick juice, turn the lights off, hang myself from the ceiling fan, and play all the Minecraft soundtracks at once.”

Rose: “My wig is sister snatched. I am sister shook. Hotel? Trivago.”

Wren: “Every time you open your mouth, my faith in humanity drops.”

Leaf: “My backpack is basically my emotional support animal.”

Peril: if your leg got cut off, would it hurt?

Qibli: ...yeah?

Peril: how?

Qibli: cause... your leg got cut off???

Kinkajou, struck with realization: where are you gonna feel the pain??

Qibli: on your... leg..?

Peril: but how are you gonna feel the pain-

Qibli, Kinkajou, and Peril, simultaneously: -if your leg got cut off?

Winter, from the other side of the room: you guys are idiots.

Winter: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up

Kinkajou:

Kinkajou: is it Qibli

Winter: it's always Qibli

Kinkajou: so where do you think you’re going in life?

Winter: to dance in hell.

Qibli: worrying... yet not out of character.

Thank you for answering my question! I hope you don't mind if I ask a couple more. I'm glad that you like both Kinkajou and Swordtail because it feels like the fandom has mixed feelings about those characters. Some people think Kinkajou is annoying and I think a lot of people just don't care about Swordtail. So I'm very curious, what are the reasons you love these two characters so much?

*pulls up a 60-slide powerpoint* I'm so glad you asked

The main reason I like them is that they remind me of some of my friends. Both in real life and in fictional universes, I'm just automatically drawn to loud, bubbly, excitable characters. Also, most of my favorite characters fall under the categories of cinnamon roll, himbo, chaotic, or just a tiny bit insane. I think if someone finds Kinkajou annoying, it's probably because she's so fast-paced and bouncing off the walls all the time. But that's one of my favorite traits people have, because it appeals to my attention span. I have a friend who's a lot like Kinkajou and every conversation with her is just nonstop talking, jumping from topic to topic, and there's never an awkward pause. For some people that probably sounds like a nightmare, but it's an ideal friendship for me. As for Swordtail, the fact that he doesn't get focused on that much in the books is most likely why some people don't care about him. But 1. I tend to become fixated on background characters, and 2. I relate to him a lot. The time he does get on-page (or whatever you call it in a book) made me think about how much he's like me and what a fun character he is! Honestly, I bet Swordtail and Kinkajou would get along well. But yeah, that's basically why those two are some of my favorite characters.

I feel like I posted this already but here

This thing

But it's tdg characters (and characters I wish were in tdg)

edit: I forgot to credit the person who drew the art for swordtail but it's @swordfangs

Kinkajou: If you had to choose between Qibli and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you choose?

Winter: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Qibli: Winter!

Kinkajou: 63 cents.

Winter: I'll take the money.

Qibli: WINTER!!!

Kinkajou: life is so meaningless, why am I alive?

Tsunami: what happened?

Glory: we didn't stop at mcdonald's

Asking WoF characters what they would do if they walked in on you changing

Mental illnesses portrayed in Wings of Fire, part 1

Turtle: depression

Peril: emotional abuse / too much swag

Moon: morrowseer's daughter

Kinkajou: eats pineapple on pizza

Qibli: adhd

Winter: gay / daddy issues

Starflight: anxiety

Clay: himbo

Tsunami: gaslighted, gatekept and girlbossed too hard

Glory: deathbringer

Sunny: too nice

Kinkajou, laying on her bed and staring at the ceiling: the plural of juice should be jeece

Moon: it's 1 in the morning Kinkajou please go to sleep

Winter: do you want sweet or salty popcorn?

Moon: *looks at Kinkajou* I want it like my girlfriend.

Winter: sorry but we don't sell short popcorn.

Moon: love walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. I'm tired of life and it's obscure sufferings

Qibli: pro tip for rain walking - swimsuit

Kinkajou: walk in the rain naked!! easy solution

Winter: umbrella

Turtle: gym class is literally child abuse

Kinkajou: you can't tell me with a straight face that you hate dodgeball

Winter: it is actually very easy to hate dodgeball when someone throws a ball straight at your face and gives you a bloody nose

Qibli: have you considered dodging

Kinkajou: *takes out knife*

Turtle: oh no

Kinkajou: *uses it to open a cardboard box*

Turtle: oh okay

Kinkajou: *pulls a gun out of the box*

Turtle: oh no

WoF as Great British Bake-Off

Peril

Tsunami

Clay

Sundew

Snowfall (she's just trying to keep it all together man)

Moon

Qibli (and/or Kinkajou)

Starflight

Cricket

Winter: the stars look beautiful tonight

Qibli: you know what else looks beautiful?

Winter: what?

Kinkajou, squeezing between them: me