Well, Its Not Wrong!

Well, it’s not wrong!

(Fate Unlimited Blade Works)

Yeah! Plus it would give Jaune and Blake actual dial together too!

I saw a lot people want Weiss to help Jaune deal with emotions after killing Penny, but I personaly think it would be better if Yang and Blake do it.

Weiss saw how Jaune killed Penny but i don't think she can help him with it. She can just tell others that it's Cinder's fault.

But bees...

They had expirience when they have to kill person so they really can help him + maybe we get big conversation about killing Adam after two volumes. It would be great for bees development.

Jaune being a mall santa.

Jaune: hohoho and what do you want little girl

Lil girl: santa where do babies come from?

Jaune:...

Velvet: Oi! Who says you get to be his brood mare?! Bring it on, you pussy!

What Are Those?! V

Jaune: No, Nora I won’t heat up your pork cutlet with my flame breath…

Nora: Aww… Why not?

Jaune: Unless you want to eat charcoal I can’t cook anything with my fire breath. I rarely used it anyway to begin with!

Ren: And, why is that?

Jaune: I uhh… I had a tendency to accidentally, accidentally set stuff on fire…

Pyrrha: Did you burn allot of stuff, Jaune?

Jaune: Yes, Yes I did…

Pyrrha: That bad?

Jaune: Well… Mom did say she wanted to remodel the kitchen anyway… So…

Pyrrha: Ouch…

Jaune: Yeah…

Weiss: So, how come you never showed us that you were a Faunas, Jaune?

Jaune: No reason to really. I don’t really care about people knowing I’m a faunas. Besides, like it really changes anything.

Weiss: Kinda…

Jaune: Eh?

Blake: Jaune…

Jaune: Wha?! Oh… It’s just you, Blake.

Ruby: Blake?!

Yang: Where have you been?! You disappeared after you found out, Jaune was a faunas.

Ruby: Are you upset that he never told you he was a faunas?!

Blake: No… Yes…? That doesn’t matter! H-Here, take this.

Jaune: A data pad? Uhh… why?

Blake: It contains all the data the Faunas have on the mythical Dragon Faunas, my Lord.

Jaune: Wait… what?!

Nora: He is a dragon, I knew it!

Ruby: Dragons are real! Yes!

Weiss: It’s real?!

Pyrrha: She did say, ‘mythical…’ So…?

Yang: Wait, did you just say, Lord?

Jaune: And, why are you bowing, what’s going on?!

Blake: Allow me to explain my, Lord.

Jaune: Stop calling me that!

Blake: It is said in many legends of old among the faunas that when we least expected it, a Faunas who had teeth of steel and breath of fire would one day appear amongst us. That they would rule above all faunas and bring about a golden age for the faunas that would last for an eternity. And that faunas is you, my Lord.

Jaune: Uhh… did any of you understand what the fuck she just said…?

Weiss: That your basically a messiah figure for the faunas…?

Yang: And a king…

Jaune: Oh… Okay… Say, Blake?!

Blake: Yes, my Lord?

Jaune: What the hell are you talking about?!

Blake: The dragon is the King of the Animal Kingdom, there for you are the King of all Faunas, my Lord.

Jaune: I… I give up… this day has been too much to bare with…

Pyrrha: Well… hopefully the brunt of it is over now?

Yang: You just jinxed him…

Pyrrha: What?! No I didn’t!

Jaune: It’s gonna feel like you did in a bit I’m betting. Blake…

Blake: Yes my Lord?

Jaune: Okay! Stop calling my Lord!

Blake: Would you prefer a different title?

Jaune: No. Okay, is what’s said in this document… true, or just a bunch of none sense?

Blake: It is mostly myth and legend, my Lord. It is impossible to say what is and isn’t true.

Jaune: Oh gods… what is with today?!

Blake: I should also inform you that several high ranking faunas are on their way to meet you.

Jaune: Why…?

Blake: To determine and prove with their own eyes that you are our King, my Lord.

Yang: Oh you’re going to have fun aren’t you, your Kinglyness~! Ha!

Jaune: I swear, Yang you make any more kingly jokes, I will lit your hair on fire!

Yang: You wouldn’t dare!

Jaune: Care to find out?!

Blake: My Lord, I must tell you one more thing.

Jaune: Stop calling me, ‘lord!’

Blake: Since you are now King of the Faunas, you are within your right to select any faunas as your bond or brood mare. And, I would be honoured to be among the first to be granted such a position.

Jaune: …

Jaune: DA FUCK?!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! 🎉🥳😃

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