Jaune: Alright My Turn. *Draws Card*

Jaune: Alright my turn. *Draws card*

Ren: 😑

Jaune: I play a farmland card. I tap it for 1 mana, so I can play Dairy Cow. Because Dairy Cow is a grazing type, and I have Greenest Grass in play, I get 5 milk counters on her, which attracts Raging Bull from my hand. Raging Bull has 10 attack, but I can sell the 5 milk counters to the grocery store, that I have on my side of the field, for 15 dairy dollars. I then convert 15 dairy dollar to 30 mana, and that lets me play Big Gun. I give my Raging Bull a Big Gun and now it has 20 attack.

Ren: ... Ok. So you win-

Jaune: Now you might say "Hold on a second. You have Toll Gate cards on your side of the field."

Ren: I didn't say anything.

Jaune: And with Toll Gate cards, how can my Dairy Driver possibly afford to bring the milk counters to the grocery store? How, you ask!?

Ren: You're just saying things now.

Jaune: Because I have a Good Work Ethic card in my hand. I play it and Dairy Driver gets a raise, which means he can afford all the Toll Gates.

Ren: ... Ok-

Jaune: With the extra dairy dollars my Dairy Driver has, I invest in and play a Cheese Factory. The Cheese Factory creates 1 cheese per turn, so I search the top 5 cards of my deck and… *Draws card* Here we go... The Black Brie.

Ren: I don't think that card's even legal anymore.

Jaune: Black Brie gets served and I receive 3 colorless cheese chakra. With 3 colorless cheese chakra, I can tap my Cheese Factory 3 more times and now I've done a tap somersault. With a somersaulting Cheese Factory I can create triple the cheese output, and get 9 cheese chakra!

Ren: I'm gonna... go get lunch. You want anything?

Jaune: No, I'm good.

Ren: I'll be back in like 30 minutes.

Jaune: Good, that's how long I'll need to set up... The Cheese Tasting Phase.

Ren: Oh my God.

Nora: I'm just happy to be out of those dorms. So much fresh air. And it's all mine. 😈

Jaune: I personally love the peace and quiet. A guy can really hear themselves think out here.

Jaune: (Thoughts) Did you leave the stove on? The door unlocked? Will you die alone?!

Jaune: Well that was a mistake.

Jaune: Sorry Summer. Maybe there's another way to get a message across?

Summer: ... !

Ruby: *Sigh* Come on guys let's clean this... Wait a sec. The pieces spell something...

Ren: I...

Yang: ❤️

Ruby: U?

Jaune: You think it means...

_RLY: I love you...

Ren: *Smiles*

Yang: *Chuckles sadly*

Ruby: *About to cry, but stops before she is seen*

Jaune: (Thoughts) Nice one Sum-

Nora: *Starts bawling her eyes out* Mommy! You loved me after all! 😭

Jaune: … Close enough. *Holds his weeping friend close*

Ghosts Of Summer 28: Luigi Board

Jaune: What are we going to do today guys?

Yang: We could go down to Vale.

Ruby: I do need to pick up some parts and ammo.

Yang: I meant to a club or something.

ARL_: No.

Yang: Whatever.

Ren: We do need to complete that assignment for Prof. Port's class.

AR_Y: No.

Ren: I tried.

Jaune: Why don't we-

Nora: *Bursts through the door* What you doing?

Ren: Discussing what we're going to do today.

Nora: Let's talk to ghosts!

Summer: !!!

Jaune: *Nervous* T-talk to ghosts? Don't be ridiculous, you can't do that.

Nora: Yeah you can! With this luigi board!

Ren: You mean a ouija board?

Nora: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's name is Luigi and I ask you to respect his name prefrences.

Ren: ...

Ruby: What's a luigi board?

Yang: You remember that horror movie we watched together last year on your birthday?

Ruby: No.

Yang: Well you did run off five minutes in so that makes sense.

Ruby: I-I didn't run off. I just... had to... do some maintenance...

Yang: Right.

Ren: It's supposed to let you communicate with spirits, but it's really just a board and a shiny rock. In order to really communicate with the spirits you must-

Nora: Yeah yeah yeah, do you guys want to talk to ghosts or what?

Ruby: Sure.

Yang: It's not like we have anything better to do.

Ren: We do, but you aren't going to stop until we do, so alright.

Jaune: Okay, I guess.

Jaune: *Whispering* Do you think that will actually work?

Summer: I have no idea. Might as well try I guess.

***One Luigi setup later***

Nora: Now you just put your hands here and the ghost will use this stone to spell out a message.

Summer: Huh, I actually can move it a little.

Yang: I think it's doing something.

Ruby: It's moving!

Nora: What's it spelling out!?

Ruby: Y

Yang: O

Nora: U

Ruby: R

Yang: M

Nora: O

Ruby: M

Jaune: Your mom?

_RLY+N: MOM!!!???

_RLY: ...

Ruby: Wait, you mom's...

Ren: Deceased, yes.

Ruby: Ms. Ghost, could you be a bit more spe-

Nora: *Smashes the table and destroys the board* THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A GRIMM ATTACK YOU BITCH!!!

Jaune: *Sighs* So close.

Roman: The kingdom is doomed Hunts-Man! I've poisoned the water supply!

Jaune: Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the kingdoms pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated. So thank you for bringing our attention to that. Millions of people could have gotten really sick over the next few years.

Neo: 😐

Jaune: Secondly, because you snuck past the security system so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that security system we're being embezzled by government officials, so we busted a major fraud ring.

Neo: 😦

Jaune: And finally the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhea, but we found it also is a great source vitamin C.

Roman: Okay, whatever! Take this! *Shoots Jaune in the shoulder*

Jaune: *Reels in for second, before getting up and rolls his shoulder a bit* You fixed my shoulder.

Roman: God damnit!

James doesn't know that they're retiring from the anime yet