Loud Continuous Squeaks Could Be Heard From Upstairs, The Ceiling Lamp Shaking Violently From The Impact.

Loud continuous squeaks could be heard from upstairs, the ceiling lamp shaking violently from the impact.

Tai: ...

Summer: ...

Raven: ...

Yang: ... So we're just pretending this isn't happening? I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just asking.

Tai: Raven, why would you let Ruby bring that boy into our house?!

Raven: I don't know, what do you want from me? She thought that Arc kid was cool, for some reason, and asked if he'd like to come over with us.

Ruby: *Races down in just her tank top and shorts, before grabbing and quickly downing an entire quartan of milk.*

Ruby: Ahh~ Alright, back to uh... Back upstairs. *Disappears is a burst of roses*

Squeaking continues

Tai: ... Well I'm intervening.

Summer: Intervening with puberty? She's at that age, lets just be proud the first boy she's into seems nice.

Yang: Jeez, did I really set the bar that low?

Jaune: Deal.

Salem: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never felt ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade.

Jaune: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Salem: I know, I know. Let's hope the price wasn't too much for you after all... Only time will tell.

Jaune: So... When do we start?

Salem: ... If I may ask you to elaborate?

Jaune: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Salem: Yes? And you agreed?

Jaune: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Salem: ...

Salem: *Blushing* Ah.

Ruby: Uncle Qrow, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Qrow: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Ruby. Avenge me!

Ruby: Was it good for you?~

Jaune: I can't feel below my waist.

Nora: *In detention for Nora-related shenanigans* ...

Jaune: *Also in detention for Nora-related shenanigans* ...

Nora: Last night, I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard.

Jaune: ?...

Nora: Which is weird because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Jaune: 🤨

Ruby: What? The two us alone for a long stretch of time, something's definitely gonna happen.

Jaune: Ruby, I assure you, I would never do something like that to you.

Ruby: Who said you'd be the one to initiate it?

Jaune: ...

Nora: ... You go girl.

Nora: If you went on an adventure with only Jaune, what would happen?

Ruby: I'd come back pregnant.

Jaune: You'd what!?