Jaune: Deal.

Jaune: Deal.

Salem: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never felt ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade.

Jaune: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Salem: I know, I know. Let's hope the price wasn't too much for you after all... Only time will tell.

Jaune: So... When do we start?

Salem: ... If I may ask you to elaborate?

Jaune: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Salem: Yes? And you agreed?

Jaune: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Salem: ...

Salem: *Blushing* Ah.

Loud continuous squeaks could be heard from upstairs, the ceiling lamp shaking violently from the impact.

Tai: ...

Summer: ...

Raven: ...

Yang: ... So we're just pretending this isn't happening? I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just asking.

Tai: Raven, why would you let Ruby bring that boy into our house?!

Raven: I don't know, what do you want from me? She thought that Arc kid was cool, for some reason, and asked if he'd like to come over with us.

Ruby: *Races down in just her tank top and shorts, before grabbing and quickly downing an entire quartan of milk.*

Ruby: Ahh~ Alright, back to uh... Back upstairs. *Disappears is a burst of roses*

Squeaking continues

Tai: ... Well I'm intervening.

Summer: Intervening with puberty? She's at that age, lets just be proud the first boy she's into seems nice.

Yang: Jeez, did I really set the bar that low?

Blake: So... Who tops?

Ruby/Weiss: Me.

Blake: ?

R/W: ... Weiss/Ruby

Blake: ??

R/W: ... Jaune

Blake: ???

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Wolf Ruby: *Whispering* Do you hear that, Jaune?

Jaune: No, is it a grimm?

Ruby: No, it's just the sound of my undying love for you. *licks Jaune's face*

Jaune: ???

CC!Neo: *Lying down before suddenly feeling a strong grip over their mouth*

Jaune: If you scream I'll break your neck. Do you understand me?

CC: *Nods*

Jaune: *Slowly releases*

CC: *Smirks* You're going to take advantage of me aren't you? Well, be quick with it~ *Poses as clothes shatter off*

Jaune: To be honest with you, I never really considered that.

CC: Why not?

Jaune: Just didn't.

CC: *Crosses arms* Well, I'm not gonna beg.