Jaune + Ruby: *Resting In The Shade*

Jaune + Ruby: *Resting in the shade*

Nora: *Racing towards them* JAUNE! RUBY!

Jaune: Huh?

Ruby: So loud. It's way too hot for your craziness, Nora.

Nora: Ren's getting hit on!

JNR: *Running through the streets at top speed*

Jaune: Formation B!

NR: Roger!

Ren: *Talking to a girl*

NR: Renny!

Ruby: *Latches onto him* Who is that woman?! Have you forgotten the night you toasted to my eyes?! That night!?

Nora: *Also latches onto him* Was it all a lie when you said your time with me was the most enjoyable of all?!

Ren: ... What?

Jaune: Could you not touch him so casually, please... YOU HOMEWRECKERS?!

Ren: ?

Jaune: Renny has guitar practice with me now. Let's go home, Renny. Today, I'll have you master "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star~." *Wink*

Ren: *Turns to the girl* Please, don't mind them. Keep going straight ahead and you'll reach the station.

Random Girl: Thank you so much. *Bows before leaving*

JNR: Huh?

Ren: Alright, seriously, what was that? Could you guys not, please? You're embarrassing me.

CC!Neo: *Lying down before suddenly feeling a strong grip over their mouth*

Jaune: If you scream I'll break your neck. Do you understand me?

CC: *Nods*

Jaune: *Slowly releases*

CC: *Smirks* You're going to take advantage of me aren't you? Well, be quick with it~ *Poses as clothes shatter off*

Jaune: To be honest with you, I never really considered that.

CC: Why not?

Jaune: Just didn't.

CC: *Crosses arms* Well, I'm not gonna beg.

Ozpin: *Hands newborn to Summer* Ms. Rose, is there someone you want to cut the cord?

Summer: H-Her daddy.

Qrow: But Tai's not back yet.

Summer: Qrow, Tai had a vasectomy after Yang. Come here.

Qrow: What are you saying woman?

Summer: This baby's yours.

Qrow: I still don't understand.

Summer: Qrow, we had sex and you knocked me up.

Qrow: Slow down, slow down!

Summer: This baby is your hatchling.

Qrow: Aww!

Qrow: ... Wait a minute. What do you mean?

Summer: You're a daddy!

Qrow: From when?

Summer: Sometimes, the one you slept with 9 months ago was right in front of you all along.

Qrow: Aw Short-Stack. Gimme that cord. *Pulls out scythe*

Jaune: Hey Neo, mind if I get some of your popcorn?

Neo: *Smiles at him and holds up her scroll* Go right ahead. Get yourself a good handful~

Jaune: *Reaches into popcorn, but feels something odd* Oh ha ha. Real funny Neo. This a hotdog or som- *Grabs hold of it*

Neo:

Jaune: ...

Oscar: So there's no way to prevent us from merging?

Ozpin: I'm afraid so. After all my time between hosts, I've just about given up finding a way to separate my soul from another before the merge.

Oscar: *Sadly looks down* Oh...

Ozpin: Brighten up Oscar. Let's focus on the new friends you'll be traveling with.

Oscar: I guess... Who's that?

Ozpin: That's Mr. Jaune Arc. A young man of similar farmland origins as yourself I believe.

Oscar: *Blushes* Wow... That guy has some nice, strong arms.

Ozpin: ... On second thought.

Ruby: What? The two us alone for a long stretch of time, something's definitely gonna happen.

Jaune: Ruby, I assure you, I would never do something like that to you.

Ruby: Who said you'd be the one to initiate it?

Jaune: ...

Nora: ... You go girl.

Nora: If you went on an adventure with only Jaune, what would happen?

Ruby: I'd come back pregnant.

Jaune: You'd what!?