Oscar: So There's No Way To Prevent Us From Merging?

Oscar: So there's no way to prevent us from merging?

Ozpin: I'm afraid so. After all my time between hosts, I've just about given up finding a way to separate my soul from another before the merge.

Oscar: *Sadly looks down* Oh...

Ozpin: Brighten up Oscar. Let's focus on the new friends you'll be traveling with.

Oscar: I guess... Who's that?

Ozpin: That's Mr. Jaune Arc. A young man of similar farmland origins as yourself I believe.

Oscar: *Blushes* Wow... That guy has some nice, strong arms.

Ozpin: ... On second thought.

Ruby: What? The two us alone for a long stretch of time, something's definitely gonna happen.

Jaune: Ruby, I assure you, I would never do something like that to you.

Ruby: Who said you'd be the one to initiate it?

Jaune: ...

Nora: ... You go girl.

Nora: If you went on an adventure with only Jaune, what would happen?

Ruby: I'd come back pregnant.

Jaune: You'd what!?

Jaune: Hey Neo, mind if I get some of your popcorn?

Neo: *Smiles at him and holds up her scroll* Go right ahead. Get yourself a good handful~

Jaune: *Reaches into popcorn, but feels something odd* Oh ha ha. Real funny Neo. This a hotdog or som- *Grabs hold of it*

Neo:

Jaune: ...

100 posts!

Jaune: Deal.

Salem: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never felt ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade.

Jaune: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Salem: I know, I know. Let's hope the price wasn't too much for you after all... Only time will tell.

Jaune: So... When do we start?

Salem: ... If I may ask you to elaborate?

Jaune: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Salem: Yes? And you agreed?

Jaune: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Salem: ...

Salem: *Blushing* Ah.

Jaune: *Excited* I can't believe we're really doing this!

Weiss: Shh! Don't let the others hear you. You go in first, I'll go in when the coast is clear~

Jaune: *Nods before casually walking to the bathroom*

(5 minutes later)

Jaune: *Zips his pants as he walks out over to Weiss with a satisfied smile* You dirty girl~.

Weiss: Jaune, I've haven't left yet.

Jaune: Huh?

Whitley: *Limps out of bathroom, clothes disheveled, as he makes his way to Yang*

Whitley: You sick whore~

Yang: What?