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Bucky: Ι have depression
Steve: you should get out more, enjoy yourself
Bucky goes to the beach: now I have tropical depression
Loki sees Peter and MJ interacting
Loki: they are cute
Loki: I would put them on a boat
Tony,visibly confused: ...you mean ship them?
Flight Attendant: before landing, please ensure all small things are secure
Clint to Tony: do you feel secure right now Tony?
Steve:[Tells them the mission plan]
Natasha: that's fun, ancient one
Sam: roger that, artifact
Bucky: of corpse
Steve:
Steve: Buck, not you too-
Stephen: Right now, I'm not sure if I want to kick you or push you off a bridge
Tony: Can I pick?
Karen: Peter, what you're wearing is interfering with you fight-
Peter: RESPECT THE DRIP, KAREN
Ned: You told Y/N you're spiderman but I had to find out?
Peter: Don't be shocked-
Mj and Y/N, mumbling: When you're history book mentions me...
Mj:
Y/N:
Peter: What?
Ned: where have I heard that?
*Mj and Y/N look at each other*
Simultaneously: YOU TOO!?
Natasha: I can't believe this.
Y/N: believe what?
Natasha: that you'd do this to me,,
Y/N: what did I do-
Natasha: YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK CUTE AGAIN, I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS
Steve: footprints in the sand
Steve: then you turn around and you see another pair
Steve: because Jesus was with you all along
Bucky:
Bucky: My names Bucky-
Ned: are you good bro?
Peter: no, why would you think that?
Angus: this is the land of your people
Wanda: this is not the land, this is Westview.
Peter: Don't you care?
Mj: I can't afford to.
Credit: @write-it-motherfuckers
Tony: Today Peter and Harley were throwing pencils at eachother
Tony: So I told them to be more mature
Tony: and Peter yelled 'TAXES' then punched Harley in the face.
Tony: I'm quitting cold turkey
Peter:
Peter: Who the fuck eats it cold.
Peter, filming near the window: i've never seen something as beautiful as this view of rain.
The Avengers, staring at him at the other side of the submarine:
Peter: Yeah no, he's finna die.
Steve: Wait, who?
Natasha: Why?
Peter: He got grazed by a bullet wound, beaten up with a shovel to the point of unconsciousness, got his bullet wound stepped on that woke him up, coughed up blood, and got a heavy blow to the head causing a severe concussion.
Bucky: ..That's a long list of injuries, punk. Bet you my metal arm whoever 'he' is that he won't get out of that alive without immediate medical attention.
Tony:
Tony: ...Peter, why is your teeth stained red?
Peter: Because it was me, Peter! *passes out*
Avengers, panicking: HOLY FUCK BRUCE COME HERE— SOMEONE CALL DOCTOR CHO—
Peter: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Natasha: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
Tony: what is a reason that may ruin a relationship no matter how strong the bond is?
Peter: Divorce.