The Tesseract Be Like

the tesseract be like

support 100%

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

HIIIIIII

I know this is reeeeealllly lame but I just wanted to say *deep breath*

TEN FOLLOWERS TEN FOLLOWERS TEN FOLLOWERS

{Not my gifs}

I know i’m suuuper weird but-

Thorbruce headcanons

Hey! Sorry i’m such a werido for thorbruce, but here are some headcanons I thought of. Again, disregarding events or even whole things about the characters. Sorry for spelling mistakes & stuff.  

You are Thor & Loki’s little sister

You all are humans, not asgardians or anything.

imagine Thor & Bruce living across from you and Loki

You and Loki have been trying to set them up forever

One day Thor comes into your apartment and tells you he and Bruce drunkenly hooked up

They end up dating, and after a year Thor proposes

Bruce says yes, obvies.

After they tell the rest of the avengers, they aren’t as supportive as they should be

They’re really sad because these are like their best friends

But you and Loki promise you’ll always be there and kick their asses if you have to

And they’re really glad

It’s a small ceremony, not many people there

But it’s perfect, and Thor and Bruce continue living across the hall from you and Loki

Six months later, Thor and Bruce walk into your apartment, smiling like idiots and holding hands

You ask then what’s up, and they finally tell you after Loki walks in

Thor: “We’re adopting a kid!”

Thor: “well technically, we’re adopting a kid...”

Bruce: “times 3”

And you’re so exited because you’re gonna be an aunt! To three kids!!!

And Loki’s more like, are you guys ready for this? Have you thought it through? But he’s still so excited for Thor & Bruce

It turns out it’s going to be two boys and a girl.

And Thor and Bruce want you and Loki to name the girl

You two discuss it forever before deciding on ‘Casey’

When you tell Thor & Bruce, they love it so so so much.

They tell you the boys are going to be named Trevor & Dan.

The day the babies are delivered, you and Loki stay awake in the hospital for 72 hours waiting for them

But you’ve gone longer without sleeping than this.

And then when the babies are finally delivered, you go into the room with the mother whose giving away the babies

And they’re so cute and little

And Bruce may or may not have been crying a little

But it’s all happy and nice and you love holding Casey because you two are the only girls in the family.

It’s your assigned job to talk to her about her period

That’s not a joke

And Loki looks so calm and quiet holding Trevor

It looks so right for him.

When you bring them home, it results in so many sleepless nights

Thor and Bruce are so new at this because they’ve never been parents, much less to triplets.

So they’re always asking for help and you and Loki help without complain

You have so many different pictures of the triplets falling asleep on Thor, Bruce, or even Loki.

And they have too many of the triplets falling asleep on you while you’re trapped underneath them

And everyone’s sleep deprived but has never been more happy

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LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT

As if the queen can die 

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, ‘Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.’

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.’

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?

I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in!

'Sorry, Dolly,’ says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush beats a Pair. no matter how big they are.

My mom: What’re you thinking about?

Me: *thinks about thorbruce, ironstrange, stucky, my misunderstood boi Loki, while continually praising marvel and hoping it burns to ashes*

Me: Nothing.