BLoCK LeTteRs AnD CurSiVe LoOk GoOD TOgEtHeR!!!!

BLoCK LeTteRs AnD CurSiVe LoOk GoOD tOgEtHeR!!!!

Spider-man: Hey what do you want to do? Deadpool: I don’t know, let’s go out and about. Spider-man: HAHAHAHAHAHA you sound like a Canadian or something! Deadpool: *Looks at camera like he’s on The Office*

As if the queen can die 

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, ‘Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.’

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.’

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?

I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in!

'Sorry, Dolly,’ says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush beats a Pair. no matter how big they are.

Thor, trying to confuse people by acting like he’s a robot trying to be a human: see, I consume food in the human way

Thor: *grabs orange and presses it to his face until it squashes*

Thor: *pats belly* Yum Yum Good

The people: *horrified silence*

Bruce Banner, a Tired™ boyfriend: Sorry, he’s just being weird, haha, bye forever. 

I found a letter recently that I wrote to myself 2 years ago. It said, and I quote:

- don’t be afraid to be differrent

- learn how to spell differennt

- differrennt

- diferent

- diffeerrent

ShE KnOWs WhAt YOu diD!!!