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bruce banner: i can always feel the other guy looking over my shoulder,,,
hulk, in bruce’s head: let’s get pizza tonight. hulk want pizza
bruce banner: he’s dangerous…
Thor: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health.
Bruce: *finger guns* That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones.
Val: you two shower together?
Bruce /Thor : [together] no!
Loki: double negative - it's a yes.
Thor: [pointing to Loki] fuck you.
Thor: [pointing toVal] fuck you.
Thor: [pointing to Bruce] fuck me.
Bruce: *screams into a jar for a solid five seconds, closes it as quickly as possible, and slams it down on the table*
Bruce: it’s fine. It’s fine. It’s all good. It’s okay. It’s fi-
Thor: I need you!
Bruce: for?
Thor: ever
Bruce, voice cracking: okay!
PROMPT 8 - FAMILY
i feel like Bruce and Karl’s relationship doesn't get much attention so i drew them (and Chauncey)
the batfamily + the wall of shame
It’s a relatively unassuming wall toward the northwest corner of the bat cave, one that’s subtly shadowed by the giant penny but nevertheless a blank canvas.
So it’s not that surprising that even in a family full of detectives, the single post-it note stuck onto the rough concrete went unnoticed until a week after its placement.
It read: RED ROBIN SLIPPING ON ICE AND FALLING FIVE (5) SEPARATE TIMES DURING ONE FIGHT
Tim was slightly perturbed but not surprised; his lack of balance in his suit’s newly designed boots was particularly egregious that night. He retaliates the only way he knows how.
The second post-it is what grabs the attention of the rest of the bats.
It reads: JASON STARTING THE KEURIG BUT FORGETTING TO PUT HIS MUG UNDER SO COFFEE FLOODED ONTO THE FLOOR
Was Jason the culprit who stuck the first note onto that wall? Unclear. But that didn’t matter. The deed was done.
Soon the wall was deluged with every color and shape of post-it note, detailing every mishap, small or large, committed by any member of the family. The following is an itemized collection of a selection of entries.
STEPHANIE TRYING TO BLEACH HER EYEBROWS AND ENDING UP WITH CHEMICAL BURNS ON HER FACE FOR TWO WEEKS
DUKE FALLING ASLEEP ON PATROL EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY
CASS LETTING STEPHANIE CUT HER HAIR
DICK FORGETTING THE MIRANDA RIGHTS BUT KNOWING EVERY LYRIC TO THE ENTIRE MAMA MIA SOUNDTRACK
BRUCE.
BARBARA FORGETTING SHE REGISTERED FOR A CLASS UNTIL THE DAY OF THE FINAL
DAMIAN FAILING A HISTORY TEST BECAUSE HE NEVER WENT TO CLASS AND ALSO FORGOT WHO GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS
feel free to add on more entires I forgot to mention
I need more of the Brozone being SO protective of Branch pls
Someone even look at him the wrong way? His brothers will start throwing hands.
I love this kind of sibling relationship sm, it's so cute.
Branch who would usually fight back but doesn't do it anymore after getting his colours and his brothers who will do the fighting for him!!
When anything bad happens/there's a threat, the Brozone is always infront of Branch to protect/shield him or smt
I've seen a few fics of this idea and it's so adorable 😭
"Why is there blood on you?"
"Remember that guy that insulted you?"
I like to think there's an internal club of just "Protect Baby. Protect. Baby"
(Off-topic but does anyone have good trolls fics recommendations??)
Bro got downgraded 😭😭
Bruce: Son, you need to start calling me Batman in the field. It’s highly conspicuous that both Robin V and Damian Wayne call their parent “Father”, in addition to the fact that it gives villains a link to exploit.
Damian: but Batman is my Father and I am the Son of the Bat. I will not pretend otherwise.
Bruce:
Bruce: …Okay, sure, I understand, and I’m glad to be your father as well, but maybe instead in our civilian personas we could try something else. Y’know, Jason used to call me “Pops” but maybe we could try “Baba” or “Da-
Damian: Bruce.
Bruce:
Damian:
Bruce:
jiggle physics ;3
wink wink nudge nudge AWOOGA
Multiverse: Collision Detected #1
Thor - eh, smash. Id do it for $5
Tony - pass, couldn't pay me enough (no offense Stark..)
Clint - also no offense, Pass, I'm sure Laura wouldn't be pleased with either of us.
Natasha - SMMAAASHHH
Steve - smash, but only out of spite. Id only do it so I could say I smacked America's ass
Bruce/hulk - Bruce: pass, hulk: pass. Both of y'all are giant marshmallows, of just prefer a movie night or something.
The honorable mentions:
Loki: SMMMMMMMAAAAAASSSSHHHHH
Bucky: smash, why not. I don't really have a reason for it
Sam: also smash.
I got 6/9, how about you guys?
SMASH OR PASS (Avengers Edition)
The rules are simple. Would you, or would you not? (be hawnest!) OG 6: Thor Odinson - PASS Tony Stark - SMASH Clint Barton - PASS Natasha Romanoff - SMASH Steve Rogers - SMASH!!!! Bruce Banner / Hulk - Bruce SMASH / Hulk PASS Honourable Others: Loki Laufeyson - SMASH Bucky Barnes - SMASH Sam Wilson - SMASH 7/9 for me. Tagging @simplyholl to get us started!!
I got no goddam sleep last night, this is why
Backstory: Nyssa Wayne
Nyssa Wayne, who was once known as the vigilant and skilled shadow under Batman, harbored a secret connection to Bruce Wayne, they were related. Orphaned at a young age, she grew up unaware of her true lineage. Bruce, with his complicated family history, never knew of her existence either. Nyssa’s journey began when she was discovered by Bruce during one of his patrols. Impressed by her natural fighting ability and her unyielding spirit, he took her under his wing and trained her to be his protégé. As shadow, Nyssa formed a strong bond with the Bat-Family, especially with the first Robin now nightwing, Dick Grayson, and the second Robin, Jason Todd. She shared a deep, father-daughter relationship with Bruce, who instilled in her a strong moral code: they fought for justice, not as judge, jury, or executioner.
However, the rigid adherence to this morality led to tension. Nyssa’s desire for retribution against Gotham’s criminals clashed with Bruce’s principles. She felt that certain criminals, like the Joker, could never be redeemed and that the justice system often failed to protect the innocent. A heated confrontation drove a wedge between them, and feeling misunderstood and constrained, Nyssa faked her own death, leaving the Bat-Family in mourning. She disappeared for years, during which time she discovered that the Joker had brutally tortured and murdered Jason Todd. Consumed by a thirst for vengeance, Nyssa tracked down the Joker and executed him in cold blood. Only Selina Kyle, Catwoman, knew the truth and decided to take Nyssa under her wing. They developed a close mother-daughter bond as Selina trained her in the arts of stealth, combat, and survival.
During her time with Selina, Nyssa encountered Talia al-Ghul, the enigmatic daughter of Ra's al-Ghul and Bruce Wayne’s former lover. Talia recognized Nyssa’s potential and invited her to train with the League of Assassins. Within the League, Nyssa and Talia formed a close relationship, with Talia ultimately naming her the godmother of her son, Damian Wayne. Nyssa's world was shaken when Jason Todd was resurrected and brought to the League. Though he didn’t remember her, Nyssa’s memories of their bond as Robin and her feelings for him remained strong. They grew close once more and shared a night of passion, but Nyssa knew she couldn’t risk their relationship and left the League the next morning, breaking Jason’s heart.
Returning to Gotham, Nyssa resumed her work with Selina and adopted the villainous persona "True Justice." She soon learned that Jason had rejoined the Bat-Family as the Red Hood. He had been brought back into the fold and was struggling with his new identity. Meanwhile, the Bat-Family discovered Damian’s existence and brought him to Gotham, where he became the fifth Robin. The Bat-Family, now consisting of Alfred, Bruce, Dick, Barbara Gordon: Oracle, Jason, Tim Drake: Red Robin, Stephanie Brown: Spoiler, Cassandra Cain: Black Bat, Damian, and Duke Thomas: The Signal, continued their mission to protect Gotham.
Nyssa’s hidden identity was eventually uncovered by Dick Grayson. Their reunion was not immediate; it was a gradual process built on trust and understanding. Dick, who had always been like an older brother to Nyssa, was elated to find out she was alive. He initially confronted her in a dark alley, where he removed his mask, revealing his tear-stricken face. The sight of Dick’s raw emotions broke down Nyssa’s walls. They spent countless hours talking, reminiscing about the old times and discussing the paths they had taken. Dick was persistent, his compassion and wisdom breaking down Nyssa’s walls. Over time, through many late-night conversations and heartfelt discussions, Dick convinced Nyssa to reveal herself to the Bat-Family. Reluctantly, she agreed. Dick brought her to the Batcave, where the family’s reactions ranged from shock to relief. Bruce, seeing her alive, was overwhelmed with a mix of guilt and joy. Jason, hurt from their past encounter but relieved to see her, struggled with conflicting emotions. The others, each processing the news in their own way, welcomed her back into the fold with varying degrees of warmth and skepticism.
The reunion with Jason was particularly poignant. Jason had always been the rebellious one, and his resurrection had left him with scars both physical and emotional. When Nyssa had left the League of Assassins, she had done so to protect him, but her departure had unintentionally caused him great pain. When they first saw each other again, the silence between them was heavy with unspoken words. Jason approached her, his eyes a storm of emotions--anger, relief, confusion, and a lingering sense of betrayal. Nyssa found herself unable to look him in the eyes, the weight of her decisions pressing down on her. Jason finally broke the silence, his voice filled with hurt and anger as he demanded to know why she had left him without a word after the night they shared. Nyssa explained her reasons, her voice trembling as she expressed her regret and the deep pain she had felt knowing she had hurt him. Jason, still angry but relieved that she was alive and safe, struggled to reconcile his feelings. He wrapped her in a tight embrace, whispering that he never stopped loving her despite the pain she had caused. They realized that despite the hurt and the distance, their bond was still there, forged in the fires of their shared experiences. They decided to start anew, not as the people they once were, but as the individuals they had become.
Nyssa’s return marked a new chapter for the Bat-Family, one fraught with unresolved tensions but also the potential for reconciliation and renewed strength. Over time, Nyssa worked to rebuild her relationships with each member. She shared many heartfelt conversations with Bruce, where they addressed the pain of their separation and the different paths they had taken. With Jason, she navigated the rocky terrain of their past and found ways to support each other, recognizing their shared trauma and growth.
Nyssa also formed new bonds. She mentored Damian, drawing from her experiences to guide him through the complexities of being Robin and the legacy of their family. Damian remembered who she was, having always looked up to her as a sister and aunt figure. The two of them shared a love for art and animals, often spending time together sketching or visiting animal shelters. With Tim Drake, she discovered a kindred spirit in their analytical approaches and shared a mutual respect for each other's skills. Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain became close allies, and together, they tackled many challenges, often leaning on each other for support and camaraderie.
In time, Nyssa found her place within the Bat-Family once more. She became a symbol of resilience and redemption, proving that even the most strained relationships could heal and evolve. Her journey was a testament to the power of forgiveness, the strength of family, and the enduring hope that justice could prevail, even in the darkest of times.
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