Incorrect Winter Soldier - Tumblr Posts
Steve:[Tells them the mission plan]
Natasha: that's fun, ancient one
Sam: roger that, artifact
Bucky: of corpse
Steve:
Steve: Buck, not you too-
Steve: footprints in the sand
Steve: then you turn around and you see another pair
Steve: because Jesus was with you all along
Bucky:
Bucky: My names Bucky-
Bucky: 'Cause you said forever now I drive alone past your street
Sam: Stop it with your old boyfriend.
Bucky: Thats a song-
Sam, placing a +4: I never remembered UNO being this boring.
Natasha, calmly adding another +4: That's because we played 17 rounds already, and you never won one of them.
Bucky, grumbling as he picks up 8 more cards: This shit ain't team bonding, it's more like team-breaking.
Pepper, sighing as she sets down a reverse card: Fine. Whoever wins this last round gets Peter cuddles for the rest of the night.
Avengers: *suddenly all determined and focused, glaring at each other*
Bucky, sighing: See? Team-breaking.