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joaquin: i’m gonna be honest, i feel like you don’t like me

bucky: i’ve told you multiple times that i don’t

sam: are you a cuddler?

bucky: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC– yeah i’m a cuddler.

bucky: i'm plenty generous. what about that time i gave blood?

sam: whose blood?

bucky: some guy’s

bucky, throwing stones at sam’s window: SAM! SAM!

sam: you have a phone for a reason, you know?

[loud thunk]

sam: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE-

bucky: do you know what time it is?

sam: yes

bucky:

sam:

bucky: you’re not going to tell me, are you?

sam: no

sam: i have no fears

bucky: i’m cooking dinner tonight

sam: i have one fear

bucky, lying on the couch: i’ve been thinking—

sam: no wonder you needed to lie down

sam: it’s locked. you got a lock pick?

sharon: yeah—

bucky: *kicks down the door*

bucky: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*

sam, filming: push harder

sharon: do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn’t require insulting each other every time you get a chance

bucky and sam: no

bucky: can i ask you a question?

sam: shoot

bucky: *shoots the ceiling*

bucky: can i ask my question now?

bucky: i’ve been giving sam subtle hints that i like him

bucky, walking over to sam: i can’t stand you

steve: i saw you buying flowers yesterday

bucky: they weren’t for sam

steve: …i didn’t say anything about sam

bucky: …good. i was just making sure

bucky: that guy said something that almost triggered my fight or fight response

sam: you mean fight or flight

bucky: no, i don’t

bucky: sam and i are so close that we share a toothbrush

sam:

sam: we what

bucky: i’m gonna kick your ass

sam: i’d like to see you try

bucky: okay. saturday. noon. the usual place

sam: you’re on. loser pays for dinner and the movie

sharon: can’t you two just ask each other out normally?

bucky: like it’s MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know is how to kill

sam: *reaches for the fries on bucky’s plate*

bucky: *slams grocery store divider between his plate and sam’s hand*

sam:

sam: you said you didn’t take that from the store

bucky: and you said you didn’t want any fries, yet here we are

bucky: stop correcting me

sam: stop being wrong

all im sayin is that if alpine doesnt appear in future movies i will be very upset (threat)