Winterfalcon - Tumblr Posts
by @zZangddollll
“Hey, Sam,” he says, quietly, and doesn’t think too hard about why he’s smiling. It feels like a squishy, private kind of thing, the smile, and he’s grateful for the darkness.
“Hey.” Sam makes his way down to the water’s edge to stand beside Bucky. “I interrupt you communing with the lake fairies?”
“Yeah,” he says. “They told me to be careful, there’s a rare kind of bird likes to come out here about this time.”
- Rare Birds by @anactorya
bucky: ow! fuck, i cut my finger.
sam: let me kiss it to make it better!
bucky, blushing furiously: oh- uh- okay.
(later)
bucky: sharon i need you to punch me in the mouth.
i'm too lazy to get the images again bc i deleted them like the dumb ass i am so i'm just putting this sketch here
bucky to sam: stop being so mean to me or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you!
bucky: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!
sam: oh yeah? you're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
bucky: i'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING ALPINE WITH ME!
sarah, picking up the monopoly board: i think we're gonna stop playing now
bucky: sam is no longer my boyfriend
sam, sighing: that’s the worst possible way to tell everyone that we got engaged
bucky: i have cat-like reflexes
sam: prove it
bucky: [sees a cat]
bucky, instantly: i like that cat
sam: there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel
bucky: it’s usually an oncoming train
sam: could you just try to not kill my vibe for five fucking seconds?
sam: you’re being a bitch
bucky: no, i’m just being honest
sam: fine, i’ll be honest too
sam: you’re being a bitch
sam: what exactly are you doing?
bucky, surrounded by fifteen cats: building a family
natasha: why is sam so smiley?
sam: c’mon, can’t i just be happy?
steve: bucky tripped and fell in the parking lot
sam: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE
bucky: WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED
sam: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT
sam: we all have our demons
sam, grabbing bucky: this one’s mine!
sam: when i first met you, i thought you were weird and annoying
bucky:
sam:
bucky: and?
sam: you are
sam, tied up: personally, i blame you
bucky, tied up next to him: how can this possibly be my fault?
sam: because if it’s not then that means it’s mine and that can’t be right
sam: hey bucky
bucky, internally: there he is, he's here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. god i just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life—
bucky: what the FUCK do you want
bucky: my husband just texted me back “lmao” from the other room
bucky: i hear no laughing. no ass hitting the floor
bucky: i’ve married a laugh liar
bucky: one year older, one year closer to the grave
sam: lighten up, emo. we’ve got cake
bucky, trying to hide his smile: i do like cake