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Michelle using book slang with Peter,

Michelle: Wanna chapter 55?

Peter:

Peter, softly: What?

Michelle: nvm

Ned: You told Y/N you're spiderman but I had to find out?

Peter: Don't be shocked-

Mj and Y/N, mumbling: When you're history book mentions me...

Mj:

Y/N:

Peter: What?

Ned: where have I heard that?

*Mj and Y/N look at each other*

Simultaneously: YOU TOO!?

Tony: I thought you liked the shells kraft dinner?

Peter: I'm trying something new like you said

Tony: but-

Peter: THIS IS ME EXPANDING MY PALLET, DAD.

Ned: When you first meet someone and it's new and exciting, you know that feeling?

Peter: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating.

Runner up on my ADHD Michelle Jones:

Mj: depression?

Mj: this isn't my depression

Mj: this is just my ADHD.

Mj: Y'know, it makes me forgetful

Mj: I just-

Mj: like, sit down my will to live ONE TIME

Mj: I turn around- it's phuckin' gone!?

Mj: I can't figure out where I put the thing.

Mj wouldn't wear a garter belt at her wedding... It'd be a black strip with a knife strapped to it.

Spideychelle WIP

She was on her feet, yelling, the controlled, polite speech lost in her bursting anguish for freedom. "Everything is for my own good. Everything! But you aren't telling me the truth. You know why you don't want me to go on this trip? Because of Peter, you just don't like him." 

She sucked In her breath, almost sobbing, shocked at herself and yet glad. Her mother had a disapproving look, the Jones family were a happy family, but these days a strange restlessness had come into it.

"No," Michelle's mother admitted. "I don't think Peter is good for you. I don't like your association with him."

Michelle took a breath, all her heart and soul pouring into the next words, "I love Peter, he's my best friend!" And possibly more than that to her.

"His parents are dead," her mother said quietly. "And he lives with his aunt, doesn't he? His uncle is dead as well-"

"His past has nothing to do with how amazing he is!" Michelle cried, pain laced in her voice. "He had nothing to do with the death of his parents, it isn't like he killed them! Why can't you see there isn't anything wrong with-"

"We won't discuss it further." Her mother's voice was now like steel. She stood up. She hesitated, pitying her daughter, and tried to soften it with logic. "Remember, Michelle, every time we've disagreed, it turned out I knew what I was talking about."

But she didn't listen any longer. Michelle turned towards the door and blindly ran to Peter's house, she didn't care what her mother thought, Peter and Ned were her only friends and she wasn't leaving them.

Michelle Jones x Reader WIP

You walked into homecoming, searching for your wonderful girlfriend. 'Wonderful' as in as soon as you made eye contact with her, she gave you a giddy smile and pulled out her middle finger. 

Rolling your eyes playfully, you lightly jogged up to Michelle. 

"Hey, loser," Stifling a scoff you quickly shot back with your lamest attempt at trash-talking, "You're the loser." Mj raised an eyebrow at your antics. "Hm, alright. But just shut up and leave here with me," You hummed softly, brushing some of her frizzy hair behind her ear. 

"Alright… Loser."

Spideychelle Valentines day WIP #2

This one's really short

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!" Peter ran up to Michelle on the sidewalk. She was currently walking to school, today had been an occasion of shitty events... It was only 7:20.

First, she wakes up late to an empty house, no clean T-shirts and no butter left. Because she woke up late, she was then late for the bus which was supposed to take her to the drug store to get Peter something. But now, Mj had no time and had to get to school.

I guess the Spiderman drawing she made him would have to do justice till she got to the store.

So, with the painfully uneventful day, that one little hug from behind lit up her path and she was so glad.

Peter kissed her cheek hesitantly. It was their first valentines day after dating for a couple of months, he didn't want to make her uncomfortable.

Soon they were walking on the same path. "Happy Valentine's day," Michelle took his hand in hers gently, her thumb running over his knuckles impulsively. That always gave him little butterflies.

"I got you something," he smiled at her as they walked. Gosh, Peter's such a sap it sweetly sickened her. "I got you something too... Well, made something, really," Michelle was scared he'd like something that he could use... Or, I guess, eat...

"You made me something?" Peter jumped up in excitement, definitely not the reaction Michelle was expecting but it made all her worries about the gift go away.

"Uh- yeah, it's just a drawing," She shrugged, not thinking it was that big of a deal. "It's of you, well, as spiderman but your mask is off," Peter gripped her hand tighter. "Why is my mask off?" His soft voice soft arrows through Mj's heart. "I like your face better," She just smiled awkwardly at him.

Neither of them have been with someone for Valentine's day, so, it was cute watching Peter blush at her sudden comments.

"I was going to get you something else, but I missed the bus this morning..." They inched closer together instinctively. "I think it's better when you make me something," Peter looked down, attempting to hide his bright cheeks. Michelle simply hummed, acknowledging that what she did was a good idea but not trying to make the celebration of making Peter happy in her head come out.

It was only 7:40, but this had definitely been the best day with him yet.

Spideychelle WIP

Snuggling into his side, Michelle let out a light sigh of contentment. Peter was safe, he wasn't hurt, and he was by her side… that's all Mj needed, reassurance. 

Nothing could even come close to being better than these nights. Wrapped up in each other's arms, warm and relaxed. Nothing was bothering Peter, not even Michelle's little stray hairs that tickled his neck. 

It was cliche, soft and sappy, Michelle would never admit it. She never wanted to be one of those clingy couples you see eating each other's faces off in public. Of course, they were still new to the whole PDA thing, especially in public. But her heart couldn't go a full day without seeing his face and that made her worry. 

Ned, running into Mj's room: MJ, HURRY THERE'S A SPIDER!

Mj: THAN KILL IT!

Ned: YOU KILL IT!

Mj: *grabs a shoe a slowly walks into the living room*

Peter, looking up at her: ?

Mj: *Frozen with a shoe in her hand*

Peter, thinking it's some kinda TikTok trend: *takes the shoe*

Ned: SAVE YOURSELVES!

Mj: DON'T LEAVE!!!!

Mj: Are you trying to tell me something?

Peter, placing down their dinner: What?

Mj: I wasn't going to say anything but this is the third night in a row that we had salad.

Mj: Am I not skinny enough for you or something?!

Peter: OH MY GOD- NO MJ, I SWEAR THATS NOT IT-

Mj: Then what is it?

Peter:

Mj: !??

Peter: I have five gallons of salad dressing.

Mj:

Mj: What the fuck-