Theoneandonlyphoenix - ___Sparrow Siren_ - Tumblr Blog

Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

_________________

Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿

Ravenclaw:💀

Peter: *after watching sonic movie* i relate to sonic! Because i too am an orphan,live with parent figures who can be in mortal danger cause of how much time i spend with them for I I a superhero and a kid!

Pepper: *sobbing into papers*

Tony,a tired dad: Peter,you want me to call your therapist-

Moreau: *sleeping with his eyes open*

Karl:what are you doing?

Moreau:trying to sleep.

Karl: with your eyes open- oh wait it has to do with you being a fish right?

Moreau:no I'm possesd.

Karl: wut..¿¿

Moreau: *demonic screeching*

Okay but really I need a husband like ethan winters,that man almost dies for his wife and went through hell for his daughter and then died for both them to live,Ethan is husband material.

All this time I was like I want a guy like loki (I still need one like him) but ethan is...I really don't know what to say,this man is loyal.

Now I don't know if I'm a slytherin or ravenclaw

Great

Griffindor: I’d DIE for you

Slytherin: I’d KILL for you

Hufflepuff: I’d die WITH you

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: guys, I’d just find a way where NO ONE dies...

I'm sorry but why does everyone imagine that if the lords had escaped the village with miranda being dead,that..that karl would be a dirty mechanic???? Like????? All the brains and all the inventions that he once made??? Are GONE!!???okay like maybe he'd own a car company or some shit like maybe own the future in his hands because he would be that super genius that created robots??????????????????????

K,so,I was just scrolling through creppypasta tumblr when I stumbled upon someone writing about their creepypasta oc and I was like..I had one and I still have it to this day???it was so cringe but amazing and brings back so many cool childhood memories.

Her name is Roya (which means vision or dream in arabic) she's 17,short curly brown hair,and Scarlet eyes.

Apparently she is a maladaptive daydreamer that whatever she thinks about comes true,all her wishes! Whenever she has like a weird dream its probably her warning herself about the future that will happen (I really had a broken and chaotic mind).

Now Roya is immortal (just like other creepypastas) but her immortality doesn't come from being a pasta,but from her powers,she can alter reality to look any age she wants and somehow when she was young she choose 17 and here we are??

I can't really remember her back story,?????maybe something that has to do with her dreams warning her about her family and that her parents know about her powers from a young age and they think she's mentally ill,so she runs away and erases their memory of her existence (damn).

Yeah,that is my oc

Am i the only who uses different names when reader a fanfic???? Like no one I put my name in my head when I'm reading???and like there's a different name and a completely different oc for each character I read about..am i broken????

Mother Miranda: I love all my children equally.

Mother miranda: there's Evelyn,Alcina Dimitriscu,Karl heisenberg and-

Mother Miranda,looking at smudged ink on her hand: Donald bentenison..and

Mother Miranda,squints harder: Maroon 5

I just watched the movie yesterday and if I just see a raven pass by my window once you bet I'm jumping behind it

disney: so we have this character. he looks like a wet weasel and has the voice of a pack-a-day smoker. he has a collective fifteen minutes of screentime and half of it is as a CGI bird.

me: okay. and what does he do?

disney: he calls Angelina Jolie “mistress” a lot and wears a half-open pirate shirt. except for his introduction, when he’s naked and covered in dirt.

me and half the fandom, apparently:

HE BE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF MY BRAIN LIKE " she always comes back to me " I SWEAR-

Me: *falling for yet another character*

Loki: *rolling his eyes knowing damn well he will always be number one*

I imagine that Michael afton ,when he was rebuilding the pizzeria,he was staring at his desk thinking about the animatronics,staring the freddy,chica and Bonnie poster...he started specifically at that bunny...

From the living room he heard his two year old son laughing while watching TV "Crockie!!!" He giggled,and Michael smiled,he reached for his pen and scratched the big BONNIE THE BUNNY and replaced it with Monty,at that moment two arms were wrapped around him,warm lips pressed a kiss on his cheek, "Why did you scratch Bonnie?" She asked

"I didn't feel like adding him"

Michael wanted nothing to do with rabbits...

Somewhere in the mulriverse...

Tony is alive and lives for another day,to watch Morgan grow,and Peter go to college.

Loki is alive and the sun is shining on both him and Thor as they rule Asgard.

Natasha is alive and is happy with both her families.

Wanda gets the happy ending,though she doesn't brainwash Westview she still has vision..

Pietro is alive,he moved Clint out the way instead of being a human shield.

Gamora is alive and happy with the guardians.

So..Thanos is not a madman..somewhere in the multiverse..

Tony:repeat after me

Tony:i am Spiderman

Peter,from up the fridge: I am Spiderman

Tony:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Peter:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Tony:and nearly died several times

Peter:and nearly died several times

Tony: sooo..I icangotothedentistwithoutwebbinghimtothewall

Peter,jumping up and sticking to the ceiling hissing like a cat: ID RATHER DRINK THANOS AS GRAPE JUICE

The canon: Michael afton gets scooped,he isn't in love with Charlie Emily and he dies at the end.

Me and my imaginative crazy ass:

Michael is in fact in love with Charlie Emily who is in his age,she still dies and posses the puppet,Michael does get scooped and goes to work at the pizzeria where he meets puppet/Charlie again and since she can give the dead kids life in suits she actually can be any age,again beacuse I said so,and she heals Michael 2,they get married and have a kid,who is Gregory,but they were unsure if they could raise him because of all the things they have been through and somehow when Michael and Charlie were at the pizzeria it burns down and kills them both,gregory is homeless,Michael posses glamrock freddy and Charlie is still somewhere in her puppet form waiting to be reunited with her husband and son.

So I was drawing the fnaf sb dlc poster and when I was zooming in on certain parts i was like-

SCOTT IF YOURE BRINGING BACK PEEPAW WILLY THEN HE BETTER BE IN A JAR OF DUST

Peter:so you have a mental illness and that made you the avatar of the god of the moon and you kind of unstoppable and very very very strong?

Marc,Steven,Jake: you're out of line,but you're right?

Peter: damnit,I've been doing mental illness thingy for years and the only thing I get is shooting webs out of my as-

Tony,barging in the room with a cold coffee mug:PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Tony,hugging peter:this is my emotional support spider son,what about you?

Clint,with Kate's head resting on his shoulder: this is my emotional support partner,what about you?

Eddie,with venom's head coming out from his shoulder:...

Venom:?????

Eddie: oh shut the fuck up,bitch you're my emotional unsupport paralysis demon.

Peter:Ayo shures,u seen dis new song?

It really is lit and gives weird and cool vibez? Liiiike y'know whadda mean!

Shuri: ya homie! Like when it first came out! I snapped! I snapped when dat beat dropped bro!

Thor:..

Thor: Are they- loki did we learn this unique language on Asgard because I don't think I can recall a 'Hoomee'

Loki,looking up from his phone:

They are speaking the language of the gods..brudda

Thor,voice breaking: tHeN aM I nOt A gOd

Vision: So,I have been having some problems-

Tony: maybe you need to turn yourself on and then off??

Natasha: Have you tried to go back ten seconds and stop until everything works out for you?

Bruce:...

Bruce: you guys,I don't think you understand how vision works- I mean Tony you made him??? Honestly you guys give headaches,I bet even that kid knows more than you do-

Peter,walking in in a white tee,hello kitty pink pjama pants,and his hand stuck in a pringles can: have you tried taking a bath in Indian rice?

Ravenclaw: Why are u grinning like that???

Slytherin: Why can't I smile regularly for no reason at all??? Hufflepuff does that all the time-

Hufflepuff,trying her best to go down the moving stairs: WELL I DONT GRIN CAUSE GRYFFINDOR FELL DOWN THE MOVING STAIRS AND BROKE THREE BONES YOU SICK FUCK-

I climbed a tree when i was 7 to prove to an asshole that I could do it without falling,so if you tell me I can't drink sea scented shampoo,I will-

Other people: I love moon Knight because I just adore Ancient Egypt and love anything marvel makes!

Me:I relate to moon Knight because I too have two other personalities in my head one craves murder and the other a cinnamon roll that would die if a fly touched her face roo hard.

Hufflepuff: I'm too lazy if there were two half full bottles of water I'd drink from both of them so I don't have to fill one up again.

Ravenclaw: I'm too lazy I'd drink one of the bottles and wait for another thirsty person to fill it up.

Gryffindor: I'm too lazy I'll just awallow my slavia

Slytherin: I'm too lazy I'll just die of thirst.