theoneandonlyphoenix - ___Sparrow Siren_
___Sparrow Siren_

My name is associated with the sea and I'm a fire sign in the end I'm a deadly combo// Saggitarius Queen// Syrian//Intj//future author & Architect// writes stuff and stories// fnaf//minecraft//marvel//Harry potter//slytherin//creepypasta//many other fandoms but I probably forgot them 🐚🌊🧜đŸŊâ€â™€ī¸đŸ§­đŸĒļ

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I Climbed A Tree When I Was 7 To Prove To An Asshole That I Could Do It Without Falling,so If You Tell

I climbed a tree when i was 7 to prove to an asshole that I could do it without falling,so if you tell me I can't drink sea scented shampoo,I will-

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3 years ago

So I was drawing the fnaf sb dlc poster and when I was zooming in on certain parts i was like-

So I Was Drawing The Fnaf Sb Dlc Poster And When I Was Zooming In On Certain Parts I Was Like-

SCOTT IF YOURE BRINGING BACK PEEPAW WILLY THEN HE BETTER BE IN A JAR OF DUST

So I Was Drawing The Fnaf Sb Dlc Poster And When I Was Zooming In On Certain Parts I Was Like-

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3 years ago

Tony,hugging peter:this is my emotional support spider son,what about you?

Clint,with Kate's head resting on his shoulder: this is my emotional support partner,what about you?

Eddie,with venom's head coming out from his shoulder:...

Venom:?????

Eddie: oh shut the fuck up,bitch you're my emotional unsupport paralysis demon.


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2 years ago

Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

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Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??ÂŋÂŋÂŋ

Ravenclaw:💀


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3 years ago

I imagine that Michael afton ,when he was rebuilding the pizzeria,he was staring at his desk thinking about the animatronics,staring the freddy,chica and Bonnie poster...he started specifically at that bunny...

From the living room he heard his two year old son laughing while watching TV "Crockie!!!" He giggled,and Michael smiled,he reached for his pen and scratched the big BONNIE THE BUNNY and replaced it with Monty,at that moment two arms were wrapped around him,warm lips pressed a kiss on his cheek, "Why did you scratch Bonnie?" She asked

"I didn't feel like adding him"

Michael wanted nothing to do with rabbits...


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2 years ago

Okay but really I need a husband like ethan winters,that man almost dies for his wife and went through hell for his daughter and then died for both them to live,Ethan is husband material.

All this time I was like I want a guy like loki (I still need one like him) but ethan is...I really don't know what to say,this man is loyal.


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