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ravenclaw: music is just wiggling air
slytherin: don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.
ravenclaw: and colour is just wiggling light. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
gryffindor: artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle.
hufflepuff: an artists best quality: their wiggles.
Hermione: Have you tried any extreme sports?
Ron: Doing my homework while the teacher is collecting it.
Remus: Why is James crying?
Peter: He took a "Which Harry Potter Character are you?" quiz.
Remus: And?
James, sobbing in the background: I DON'T WANT TO BE SNAPE!
If James and Lily were alive
McGonagall: Your son said a swear word in my class. I do not condone this Kind of behavior.
James: I'm very sorry. I'll talk to him.
Later
James: Harry, what the fuck
Sirius at James and Lily's wedding:
Sirius: I'd like to make a toast
Sirius: But I don't have a toaster
Remus: Can you recommend me a book that'll make me cry?
Peter: *giving Remus his potion book* I cried reading this
Harry uses Expelliarmus rather than Avada Kedavra because Hermione once told him that expelling is worse than death and he has learned not to question her judgement…
You didn't have to call-out my Gryffindor-ass like that....
Hogwarts house quotes #3
Hufflepuff: how do gryffindor and slytherin usually get out of these messes? Ravenclaw: they don’t. they just make a bigger mess which cancels out the first one.
Harry : *crushes on Ginny*
Also Harry : * crushes over Cedric diggory*
Also Harry : * crushes over Fleur*
Also Harry : *In love with his arch nemesis*
Harry :
Harry and Draco while planning an Auror mission together
Draco : So basically you won't have to risk your life
Harry : What do you mean I don't have to risk my life ?
Draco : I have a plan
Harry : We are not burning down a building just to buy the cat
Draco : I no longer have a plan
Harry : stop biting your nails Draco
Draco *trying to flirt* : would you want me to bite you instead?
Harry : 👁️👄👁️
Harry : wtf
Pansy * from a far distance to Hermione * : it's like watching Snape flirt with Lucius
Hermione : wtf
Draco : I only want a man who is gracious with every move, Knows how to carry one self, is elegant, definitely isn't a mess, doesn't wobble or stumble, would shower me with gifts, definitely have a good height and sexy.
Harry : *stumbles and wobbles, just out of bed hair, wearing 3 size the clothes of his own size, collapse face down on the ground and says sorry to a cat*
Draco : I want him
Y/N : Good morning.
Peter : Good morning.
Remus : Good morning.
James : You all sound like robots, try spicing up a bit.
*Sirius Dramatically bursting in the great hall*
Sirius : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text
Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.
Gryffindor:okay listen-
Slytherin:?
Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-
Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.
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Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????
Slytherin:gurl-
Slytherin:what the- is that a head????
Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿
Ravenclaw:💀
Ravenclaw,probably drunk: stop doing start dreaming.
Slytherin,even more high: yeah that shit takes years of your life but dreams? They take a second.
Ravenclaw: hard work takes ages!
Slytherin: damn light-years-
Ravenclaw,suddenly goes back to function mode: the light years are used for distance in space you asshole
hermione: there are apparently 700 ways to commit a foul in quidditch and all of them were commited in the Quidditch World Cup of 1473
harry: well for now
hermione: what
Sirius: James, why am I getting texts from your dad saying he wants to yeet me out of the solar system?
James: I told him I love you more than him.
Sirius: *screams*
James: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Peter: Should we do something?
Remus: No, I want to see who wins this.
Hermione: Have you tried any extreme sports?
Ron: Doing my homework while the teacher is collecting it.