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Sirius did have a hight pain tolerance. He was just a drama queen.
i was reading a fic and-
'...and Remus had just a moment before it disappeared to realize that it wasn’t the wolf it had always been; the patronus was smaller, sleeker, floppy ears where they had been pointed.
His patronus had changed into a dog.'
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Ok let's be real. Sirius was definitely slightly insane. Withstanding that many crucios? yeah I didn't think so.
SIRIUS HAS SCARS. idk what scars you might have he has but he deffo has them. Like from Walburga (and himself if you hc that to) probably a family crest burned into him somewhere, laserations..... you get it
DOUBLE plot twist!! its a thesteral!
james: hes hallucinating.
peter: yep
remus: shit thats not a unicorn
remus: how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
peter: i think it’s -
sirius: seventy two hours
remus:
peter
james: how do you know that?
sirius: the unicorn behind you told me
if you hurt reg you should be worried about James.
But let's be real you just hurt the boy Sirius raised. Run for you fucking life.
writing is soo hard,, like im not even gonna show ppl this...
the planets that revolve around them
if Sirius is a star, Remus is the moon and James is the sun, WHAT is Peter??
*at the potter’s for halloween*
Mia: do you boys want apple cider?
James: yes please mum!
Sirius: what is apple cider??
James: It’s basically apple juice on steroids
Sirius: thanks mate!
Remus: THE FUCK?!?!

@13personalities your turn
i made a quiz…
Sirius: I’ve seen your cat, it’s black and white and has green eyes.
James: STOP RACIALLY PROFILING MY CAT!
Sirius: I’m such a dynamic. I’ve got 2 side pieces, 3 platonic wives, an actual boyfriend, and a daddy.
Remus: YOU HAVE A WHAT?!?!?!?!
Remus: *Shows the difference between “ho” and “hoe”*
James: I didn’t know “hoe” and “ho” were different.
Sirius: SANTA, SANTA!!! He’s chanting about prostitutes!!! He’s COMING to town!!!!
Remus: THAT WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
Don’t think…
What ever you do, don’t think of when Sirius is running around Hogwarts in POA that Remus is also there. Don’t think there’s a possibility Sirius is sitting outside Remus’ office waiting for him. Don’t think Remus sees him as Padfoot and breaks down crying because “not again. I can’t be imagining him again”. Don’t think Sirius snuggles up to Remus and comforts him for hours. Don’t think when Remus wakes up Padfoot isn’t there anymore and he thinks he may be crazy. And definitely don’t think afterwards he goes to Minnie and she holds him as he breaks down again.
@13personalities this is you but the name James is there instead of yours
James: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhh
James:*scratches head with gun* man, I hate when this happens
like your mother probably said at one point, “IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY DONT SAY IT AT ALL”
Hey hey hey
I really really didn't want to make a post on this but I've been seeing a LOT of anti marauders fandom stuff recently, and not even tagged with anti marauders, so this is your daily reminder to just.... not interact... with media you don't like..
Like it's literally not that hard
Filter your tags
Literally just ignore fandom stuff you don't like??? It's literally not that hard?? There's no need to hate on people, no need to be an ass, just literally scroll past it. It's not hard. Just let people like what they like, enough of the character bashing and ship bashing
For example, one ship I don't like is bartylilly. I don't think its feasible and I'm a firm rosekiller Stan. However if you go through my blog, do you want to know a secret? I don't talk about it. I don't bash it. I just ignore it. It's that easy. I know this is shocking information for some of you but take a deep breath, you'll be ok
Let people like who they like and let people do what they want a ship what they want (with like pedophilia exceptions ofcourse) and just move on with your life. Tumblr is The Safe Space and that's why I joined this app, but recently it's been feeling more and more hostile.
If you've made it this far, reblog. Make sure people see this. Or make your own post if you don't want to reblog.
This definitely has been done before…what ever🤷♀️
Okay so comment something about yourself and shall assign you a marauder’s era character !!
choices are: james, sirius, remus, peter, regulus, pandora, evan, barty, lily, mary, marlene, dorcas, or alice. 1 honorable person can also get Minnie because she is awesome and I said so
P.S. @13personalities make sure you do this!! (I have one in mind for you)
😭😭😭
I need you to listen to this song once while you think of it as Sirius' POV when he leaves Regulus for the Potters...
and then I need you to listen to it again while you think of it as Regulus' POV before he goes to that cave and leaves Sirius behind
like why is my every thought about these dead gay witches and wizards from the 70’s????
i just love the marauders era so much, it’s unbearable