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Ok let's be real. Sirius was definitely slightly insane. Withstanding that many crucios? yeah I didn't think so.

i was reading a fic and-

'...and Remus had just a moment before it disappeared to realize that it wasn’t the wolf it had always been; the patronus was smaller, sleeker, floppy ears where they had been pointed.

His patronus had changed into a dog.'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

and all those broken bones!!! the ones that he only learnt to heal in 3rd year when moony taught him!!

Sirius did have a hight pain tolerance. He was just a drama queen.

Sirius did have a hight pain tolerance. He was just a drama queen.

i read this and a realisation hit me

Be you but remember 👆

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

tell me someone else saw the frog

Remus: *sitting down next to James* Ok. This is important. I want ideas, plans, concepts, anything and everything.

Remus: How do I propose to Sirius?

James: ...

*Pulls out a complete folder with drawings, propositions, swatches, plans, ideas, etc. -*

Remus: ... why do you have that?

James: Oh, no. Don't worry, this isn't just mine. We have all been planning this since fifth year.

Remus: ... *takes a look* ...

Remus: Why is the first thing on this list to take him to a dog park?

James: oh, that was Marlene's idea.

CRAMPIRES !!!!!

Haha babe ur so sexy~

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Sirius, sighing deeply: Moony, this is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to say to you

Remus: *stares worriedly*

Sirius: I had always assumed that when you got serious about interior design, I was going to love your ideas—

Remus: *pinches the bridge of his nose*

Sirius: —because I love you. But I hate your ideas. I hate them almost as much as I love you, which is so much—

Remus: I have to stop you right there….I appreciate the fact that you are a very dramatic man, but the next time you start a conversation with, “This is the hardest thing that I have ever had to say to you,” it better end with, “I’m straight now,” “I found a lump in my nut,” or, “He came out of nowhere, help me get the blood off of my car”

shes so perfect wth

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I’m new to tumblr so I’m not completely sure how this works. First post, and it’s wolfstar!

"But wolfstar doesn't make any sense-" they're literally the moon and the stars, shut up.

ok ok ok so you know how Sirius is french?? well he is in my universe. but like,,, Sirius is always bragging about his frenchness in most fics I read and I think after talking to James for five minutes when he first met him, he wouldn't .

like he knows muggles and half-bloods are normal from andy(what a legend y'all) but EVERYONE at "home" speaks french, especially Walburga, like he probably immediately just bans himself from french like ,,,,

but of course he has an accent.... but let's be real the only rich pure blood that was in gryffindor was James and he... he's James he would not have noticed ( we love James guys) and the other would probably just assume his rich pure bloodness caused it

so I thought of a little senario for when the others acctual find out...

they would be in a defence class in fith year or something and of course Sirius has already done this or just finds it easy, bcz u know the blacks did give him powerful magic genes

so the teacher is just like,, haha Mr black why don't u come up here and try this and he's just like oh sure ig and does it lazily and this teacher is just like..... you are better that this. and says he will have like idk house points if he can do it as powerful as he can,,,

so Sirius is just like , oh great yes! because... is Siri he is a little competitive ( a LITTLE??) and he knows exactly how to do this and like the marauders know he's good at this shit and always half arses it,

so there like go siri or whatever and he just properly trys this spell and because he knows it will make the spell more powerful he does it in french,...... it probably like blows that side of the class back or what ever and breaks a window due to his strong lil ✨magic ✨ and everyone is just gobsmacked ....

(at first then teacher probably thinks he did an illigal curse and he had to explain or perhaps they spoke french?)

and at the end of class people are just like did you see Sirius do that thee like omg yeah I never saw that coming

and he goes up to Remus so they can all walk back and Remus just hugs his small lil frame ind is like what the everliving what and James is like WHAT DID YOU DO and peters like.... wait a minute.... what that french ??? and Sirius is just like lmao yeah

so then they interrogate him (in a marauders like fashion) and hes like.. yeah I'm french and ovi they are like :0 but understand when he explains

anyway yeah just imagine tiny siru

ius who only ever trys for pranks shooting that spell and they 6'2 Remus getting awfully shocked and turned on while imagining what Sirius can say in french to him....

anyways have a nice day loves xxx

oh gosh this was a long one!! sorry guys!!!

what is the truth

I can’t help falling in love with you

Can’t believe I forgot to post this here, you guys deserve some Wolfstar smooches too!!

James: listen, being gay isn’t a choice you make… it’s a choice I make

Remus: what-

James: *brings out Sirius*

Remus:

Sirius: *waves*

WOLFSTAR! ✨🌙 I LOVE THEM AND I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE!

they’re everything to me <3

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Completely unaware of the world around them

sirius: he has the looks of a depressed english teacher and the soul of a whore.

james: *narrating* for context - remus just walked downstairs in a suit and tie.