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James: Hi, I'm James the leader of the marauders.

Sirius: And I'm Sirius, his side chick.

James: Sidekick.

Remus: It works both ways.

JKR: *Mentions Marlene, Dorcas & Mary once*

JKR: *Explains 3% of Remus, Sirius, James, Lily and Regulus*

JKR: *Makes Peter a traitor*

JKR: *Makes The Marauders bullies*

JKR: *Kills them all*

The fandom: *Comes up with Headcanons for these characters' sexualities, childhood, parents, favorite beverage, favorite food, the way they act when they are drunk, who they date, identities, the way they dress, favorite songs, how they act when they are sad, how they act when they are happy, how they act when they are angry, how they sleep, how they take they coffee or tea, mental illnesses, mental conditions, them as songs, Halloween costumes, Christmas Presents, sweets they like, jewelry they wear, friendships between each other, relationships between each other, when they lost their virginity, how they like sex, NSFW Headcanons, blood type, zodiac sign, religion, how they dance, what shows they watch, favorite movies, favorite superhero, favorite villain, them as dishes, them as drinks, what they wear for a club, what they wear for the beach, what they wear for the mountain, how they manage their social media, what kind of smartphones they have, if they are dog or cat people, if they are vegan or not, ideal jobs, jobs they actually have, future plans, if they want kids or not, dreams and hopes, worst fears, nightmares they have, them as colors, them as partners, them as our partners, how they decorate their rooms, how they act on the dentist's appointment, how they act on a doctor's appointment, childhood traumas, them as Greek Gods, them as celebrities, them as books, books they read, favorite author, favorite singer, music abilities, sport abilities, weird abilities...etc(insert more)*

Literally everyone else: You need help...

The fandom: *sighing* We know

Very sleepy and wanting attention.

just some afternoon drama.

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Al: Dear Teddy, my mummy is going to send you lots of candies because of your birthday. James S: I was going to write that in MY letter, dad! Harry: Why don’t you tell him that he’s invited to have lunch with us during Easter break? Al: … and my dad said you are invited… James: I am going to write! Harry: Let James write this one, Al. Al: I don’t even know how to write.

Ao3 writers are the strongest Avengers

When I'm having a bad day I like to imagine myself as the main character of a fantasy novel and main characters always go through a shit load of tragedy but still manage to stay hot and it makes me feel a lot better.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

“Read, read, read. Read everything  —  trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You’ll absorb it. Then write. If it’s good, you’ll find out. If it’s not, throw it out of the window.”

— William Faulkner

do you ever want your identity to clearly mirror a character’s but you’re more like a mix of several characters and it gives you a bit of an identity crisis?

Me vibing to songs that are in a language that I don't speak a single word of:

In case no one's done this yet.

September will be filled with happiness.

September will be filled with blessings.

September will be filled with positivity.

September will be filled with progress.

September will be filled with kindness.

September will be filled with love.

September will be filled with opportunities.

chaotic younger siblings who steal their older siblings spotlight gang

Natasha & Yelena + Tweets

Phase 4 of the mcu:

Marvel, I love you, I hate you

HELP

Sirius: Do you know what your father said when he first saw you?

Harry: Umm... I have my mother's eyes?

Sirius *trying not to laugh*: He said tha–

Remus: YES! THAT IS WHAT HE SAID!

[Flashback to James whispering to the Marauders: Is he really my son? He looks like a garden gnome ಠ_ಠ]

draco: do you have ptsd? you know... after the war...

harry: hell yeah, i have ptsd... proficient talent for sucking dick

draco: maybe we can talk about your use of humor as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the trauma you’ve experienced

harry: i don’t think you understand how clever that joke was

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

Things I would Do At Hogwarts

Me, walking through a semi-empty corridor: *sees a first year*

Me, walking up to them: Hey little fella, are you lost?

Professor Flitwick: *turns arounds* Excuse me?

Me: holy fucKING SHIT SHIT SHIT *runs away*

PLOT TWIST 💀😂

rancid. flaccid. i stick my dick in acid. queerbaiter. alligator. make a blog to be a hater.   fuzzy socks. chicken pox. i fit my doors with extra locks. softblock. hard cock. going to live under a rock

A text conversation between my Slytherin best friend and I at 3 am.

Slytherin: I want to keep running on an endless road on a rainy day with no thought in mind.

Hufflepuff: And I will be driving slowly beside you with a blanket, dry clothes, and a towel in case you want to get in at some point.