myselfkei - !BOOYAH!
myselfkei
!BOOYAH!

she/her, Slytherin, A bit crazy in the head ;).

222 posts

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myselfkei
3 years ago

James: Hi, I'm James the leader of the marauders.

Sirius: And I'm Sirius, his side chick.

James: Sidekick.

Remus: It works both ways.

myselfkei
3 years ago

JKR: *Mentions Marlene, Dorcas & Mary once*

JKR: *Explains 3% of Remus, Sirius, James, Lily and Regulus*

JKR: *Makes Peter a traitor*

JKR: *Makes The Marauders bullies*

JKR: *Kills them all*

The fandom: *Comes up with Headcanons for these characters' sexualities, childhood, parents, favorite beverage, favorite food, the way they act when they are drunk, who they date, identities, the way they dress, favorite songs, how they act when they are sad, how they act when they are happy, how they act when they are angry, how they sleep, how they take they coffee or tea, mental illnesses, mental conditions, them as songs, Halloween costumes, Christmas Presents, sweets they like, jewelry they wear, friendships between each other, relationships between each other, when they lost their virginity, how they like sex, NSFW Headcanons, blood type, zodiac sign, religion, how they dance, what shows they watch, favorite movies, favorite superhero, favorite villain, them as dishes, them as drinks, what they wear for a club, what they wear for the beach, what they wear for the mountain, how they manage their social media, what kind of smartphones they have, if they are dog or cat people, if they are vegan or not, ideal jobs, jobs they actually have, future plans, if they want kids or not, dreams and hopes, worst fears, nightmares they have, them as colors, them as partners, them as our partners, how they decorate their rooms, how they act on the dentist's appointment, how they act on a doctor's appointment, childhood traumas, them as Greek Gods, them as celebrities, them as books, books they read, favorite author, favorite singer, music abilities, sport abilities, weird abilities...etc(insert more)*

Literally everyone else: You need help...

The fandom: *sighing* We know

myselfkei
3 years ago
Very Sleepy And Wanting Attention.
Very Sleepy And Wanting Attention.
Very Sleepy And Wanting Attention.

Very sleepy and wanting attention.

myselfkei
3 years ago
Just Some Afternoon Drama.
Just Some Afternoon Drama.
Just Some Afternoon Drama.

just some afternoon drama.

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Al: Dear Teddy, my mummy is going to send you lots of candies because of your birthday. James S: I was going to write that in MY letter, dad! Harry: Why don’t you tell him that he’s invited to have lunch with us during Easter break? Al: … and my dad said you are invited… James: I am going to write! Harry: Let James write this one, Al. Al: I don’t even know how to write.

myselfkei
3 years ago
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers
Ao3 Writers Are The Strongest Avengers

Ao3 writers are the strongest Avengers

myselfkei
3 years ago

When I'm having a bad day I like to imagine myself as the main character of a fantasy novel and main characters always go through a shit load of tragedy but still manage to stay hot and it makes me feel a lot better.

myselfkei
3 years ago

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

myselfkei
3 years ago

“Read, read, read. Read everything  —  trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You’ll absorb it. Then write. If it’s good, you’ll find out. If it’s not, throw it out of the window.”

— William Faulkner

myselfkei
3 years ago

do you ever want your identity to clearly mirror a character’s but you’re more like a mix of several characters and it gives you a bit of an identity crisis?

myselfkei
3 years ago

Me vibing to songs that are in a language that I don't speak a single word of:

Me Vibing To Songs That Are In A Language That I Don't Speak A Single Word Of:
myselfkei
3 years ago

In case no one's done this yet.

In Case No One's Done This Yet.
myselfkei
3 years ago

September will be filled with happiness.

September will be filled with blessings.

September will be filled with positivity.

September will be filled with progress.

September will be filled with kindness.

September will be filled with love.

September will be filled with opportunities.

myselfkei
3 years ago
myselfkei - !BOOYAH!
myselfkei
3 years ago

chaotic younger siblings who steal their older siblings spotlight gang

Chaotic Younger Siblings Who Steal Their Older Siblings Spotlight Gang
Chaotic Younger Siblings Who Steal Their Older Siblings Spotlight Gang
Chaotic Younger Siblings Who Steal Their Older Siblings Spotlight Gang
myselfkei
3 years ago
Natasha & Yelena + Tweets
Natasha & Yelena + Tweets
Natasha & Yelena + Tweets
Natasha & Yelena + Tweets
Natasha & Yelena + Tweets

Natasha & Yelena + Tweets

myselfkei
3 years ago

Phase 4 of the mcu:

Phase 4 Of The Mcu:
Phase 4 Of The Mcu:
Phase 4 Of The Mcu:
Phase 4 Of The Mcu:
Phase 4 Of The Mcu:
Phase 4 Of The Mcu:
Phase 4 Of The Mcu:

Marvel, I love you, I hate you

Phase 4 Of The Mcu:
myselfkei
3 years ago
HELP

HELP

myselfkei
3 years ago

Sirius: Do you know what your father said when he first saw you?

Harry: Umm... I have my mother's eyes?

Sirius *trying not to laugh*: He said tha–

Remus: YES! THAT IS WHAT HE SAID!

[Flashback to James whispering to the Marauders: Is he really my son? He looks like a garden gnome ಠ_ಠ]

myselfkei
3 years ago

draco: do you have ptsd? you know... after the war...

harry: hell yeah, i have ptsd... proficient talent for sucking dick

draco: maybe we can talk about your use of humor as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the trauma you’ve experienced

harry: i don’t think you understand how clever that joke was

myselfkei
3 years ago

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

myselfkei
3 years ago

Things I would Do At Hogwarts

Me, walking through a semi-empty corridor: *sees a first year*

Me, walking up to them: Hey little fella, are you lost?

Professor Flitwick: *turns arounds* Excuse me?

Me: holy fucKING SHIT SHIT SHIT *runs away*

myselfkei
3 years ago
PLOT TWIST

PLOT TWIST 💀😂

myselfkei
3 years ago

rancid. flaccid. i stick my dick in acid. queerbaiter. alligator. make a blog to be a hater.   fuzzy socks. chicken pox. i fit my doors with extra locks. softblock. hard cock. going to live under a rock

myselfkei
3 years ago

A text conversation between my Slytherin best friend and I at 3 am.

Slytherin: I want to keep running on an endless road on a rainy day with no thought in mind.

Hufflepuff: And I will be driving slowly beside you with a blanket, dry clothes, and a towel in case you want to get in at some point.