Showerthoughts - Tumblr Posts
what have we become? Our sweetest Tumblrs? We haven’t updated in a million years. Is this the end of SmallComic as we know it? Everything goes away in the end.
NO!! This isnt the end. We just need a long f-ing break is all. real long. maybe too long even. But dont worry. We’ll be keeping all you Tumbies updated as soon as we do figure out wtf is goin on. Meanwhile, enjoy dis GIF. ;O
No! Not My Toddy!
I wonder what Rachel will do now? Is being smelly and dead a good reason to break up with someone? Frankly, I think she’s being a little too immature about the whole thing. Nothing some Old Spice can’t cure.
Will you help solve the murder of the century? There are some clues in the comic if your up for the challenge. Care to take a stab at it? The person to guess correctly gets a prize!
>:u
why the hell do we have birth certificates. like brother i don’t see why you need paperwork to confirm that i unfortunately was birthed.
If it’s called “Pennsylvania” because it was founded by William Penn, then I‘m like 100% sure Dracula was trans.
bruh what if I’m the antagonist in someone else’s life narrative :/
like I don’t think I am and I try really hard not to be but like what if
If a motherfucker put a gun to my head and asked me to explain what the fuck white chocolate is I would simply pass away
“You can’t spell community without unity”
Yeah well you also can’t spell it without mutiny
Sometimes I get stressed and then I remember that we’re literally just on a giant rock spinning through space real fast, but then I get more stressed cause what if we crashed into something like I ain’t surviving that shit
like this post if you fucking hate Michigan
if i were to go back and time and eat our oldest ancestor, how far back would i have to go for it to not be considered cannibalism?
disney's hunchback of notre dame was fucking weird.
on one hand, they went on the delicate and deep intricacies of religion and how religion doesn't necessarily make you a good person and how corruption can taint the hearts of even the most holey person and some details on racism and forms of colonialism.
on the other hand they gave the hunchback of notre dame a fucking happy ending
does something bad ever happen?
and then years later you occasionally think about it. even for a few seconds
and then it just stews in your mind reminding you of your hubris slowly building resentment for that moment.
and you feel like total garbage for hours after that. the people involved probably don't remember the event. you probably didnt even do anything that bad, even if they did remember it that was years ago and its so far back that it wont affect you anymore.
and yet you still think about it and you still hurt.
people who get angry/upset that another person is crying (or even that THEY are the reason who caused the person crying) is among the most immature selfish people on earth. don't be ashamed of crying.
Call it religous trauma. Call it me being a petty bitch or whatever. But, one of my life goals is to look a religous (like in the bad way) person in the eye and yell
"GOD CAN'T HEAR YOU"
You know, our deaths are some times like birthday parties. Some times it’s planned other times it’s a surprise.
wha
That
That’s gross
WHY
How weird would it be if we peed green instead of red.
You know those lofi/hip hop songs playlists that are live 24/7 on YouTube, well, if you think about it, they would end someday, like if the creator died, and couldn’t keep the playlist on live anymore, and now that just makes me think, they wouldn’t really be 24/7 as they would someday end.
Unless you're a flat earther...
The closest thing in front of you is the furthest thing behind you.
If you needed to hide a dead body, you should bury it inside a fucking sand dune. That shit would stay hidden forever