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Okay so after scouring the Thea Sisters tag high and low, there is a PITIFUL amount of Shen content (yes he’s now my blorbo SUE ME)
Sooo fic writing time
Shen appreciation post because there’s not enough content of him and he is an absolute sopping wet boyfailure
*taps mic*
I have a rarepair for y’all
*runs away*
I am so normal I am so normal I am so normal I am sO NORMAL I AM SO NORMAL I AM SO NORMAL I AM SO-
YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I ADORE THIS MAN
This PATHETIC, SOPPING WET, NERD ASS MAN
Bro is a hopeless romantic, a theater kid, cannot swim, and he wears PLAID
I just can’t resist his stupid nerd swag
He wants SO BADLY to be one of The Boys, but let’s be honest, he’s a girl’s guy. He is so sweet and he is mushier than mozzarella
Not to mention, he is canonically a short king, he stands at the same height or shorter than ALL OF THE THEA SISTERS (not that heights are kept that consistent anyway but c’est la vie)
He is everything to me which explains why I have made like 16 fanfics all about him
Okay but can we talk about the implication in Dance Challenge that Shen had made, edited, and polished a whole soundtrack of wave sounds
Using CRAIG’S SNORING
They really were cramming, god damn
Can i get that shen fic??
I don’t know which fic you’re referring to, but here, I’ll give you the link to Shen’s tag on AO3!
You’ll probably be able to find what you’re looking for!
Do you perhaps have some headcanons for Shen? :3c
OH BOY, DO I EVER
-Shen is Chinese, specifically from Sichuan, and due to this,
-He really likes spicy food, and has a spice tolerance like NO OTHER, where grown men would cry, he could ask for seconds
-Gets really passive aggressive when he’s annoyed or mad about something, unless he’s sleep deprived, then he’ll just be aggressive
-Colette uses him as basically a dress up doll, not that he really minds
-After Pam (inevitably) rejects him, he gets over it quite well actually. Aaaaafter spending a week in his room crying, watching romantic K-dramas and eating (lactose free since I HC he’s lactose intolerant) ice cream
(More under the cut)
-He’s very prone to fainting, both from fear and from physical strain
-Total klutz. It’s canon
-He and Violet are friends, they have little tea parties where they share gossip entirely in Mandarin
-He also has a bit of a crush on Vic/Ryder. And before you say anything, read this sentence and TELL ME this is 100% heterosexual
-On that note, Shen’s a bisexual DISASTER (and also just a disaster in general, I mean just LOOK AT THAT BOWL CUT)
-Short King™️
-Craig basically just adopted him into his friend group (Extrovert adopting an introvert type thing)
-This is technically canon, but he likes to dance (I HC he likes doing ballet and tango specifically)
-It’s also canon that’s he’s actually a good songwriter (As evidenced by Mice Take the Stage)
-He squeaks like a squeaky toy when he’s scared
-Really good at standing up for his friends, but not really for himself
-I ship him with Vic/Ryder and Craig <3
Either as separate pairings or as a polycule
I hope all the bones in Shen's body explode (affectionate)
NOOOO HES JUST A LITTLE GUYYY
Look at him D:>
What does an aggressive Shen act like
He rips your self esteem to shreds
Yeah, every little thing he’s annoyed with and not said anything about (a personality trait, a habit, etc)
HE GONNA MAKE SURE YOU KNOW ABOUT IT
If you want an example, read this little oneshot
Did somebody say…
Craig x Shen Headcanons??
No? Well here’s some anyway :D
-I said this before, but they are the epitome of Nerd x Himbo
-They first met via Craig accidentally tackling Shen at football practice (Craig was immediately smitten, Shen…not so much)
-Sometimes when the gym is closed, Craig just uses Shen as a weight
-Shen’s favorite sleeping spot is on Craig’s chest, because let’s face it, that man is a living HEATER
-Shen sometimes packs Craig lunch (mostly Chinese recipes)
-They’re both cat people, and they’re considering fostering kittens
-Shen is a jacket-stealer
-Craig is VERY mushy, he tries to act all cool and tough, but he falls apart after Shen kisses him on the cheek
-Craig is the only one besides Violet who knows Shen’s given name, and only he can use it (It’s Zhao btw)
-Shen snorts when he laughs and Craig finds that so cute
-They both cry at Pixar movies, especially Wall-E
-Craig has a fear of thunder and Shen provides him comfort on stormy nights
-Craig’s favorite thing is just randomly picking Shen up. Why? Because he can
-Shen’s love language is cooking whole meals
-A lot of the girls are NOT happy about their number one crush being taken by a dweeb
-Craig finally teaches Shen how to swim
-Craig has a VERY strong protective instinct, like a German Shepherd
-They’re both able to freely express their feelings around each other, Craig doesn’t have to act tough and Shen’s allowed to be angry
Here’s them, as a treat <33
True or false: Craig ate his first peanut-butter-and-ketchup sandwich on a dare and has never looked back since.
Absolutely true. Or alternatively, he mistook it for jam one tired morning and liked it a little too much. That's his favorite struggle meal his freshman year of college.
Shen of course was appalled when he found out, and refuses to buy ketchup on his grocery runs. (If Craig wants to buy some, he can, but only if its his own money. Shen is not paying for Craig to eat like a broke college student)
Shen appreciation post, because he deserves it
What’s your favorite Shen moments?
One of my favorites has got to be when he stood up to Vanilla/Ruby. Like YEAHHH GET HER ASS
Another one is when he helped Vic “what’s a wranch??” de Vissen (or tried to anyway) with his disaster of a go kart
This.
Him being used as a guinea pig for the Thea Sisters’ project
Trying to impress Pam with his “skateboarding skills”
Last but not least, Jelly Shen™️
Some doodles I did of my favorite nerdboy :]
do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
The idea of Shen being a closeted sasslord is very amusing to me
