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Craig headcanons!

-He absolutely plays either football or baseball. I’m taking zero criticism, he literally wears a lettermen jacket

-That being said, he’s also super mushy, especially when it comes to romance. He’ll be all shy around his crush, he’ll send love letters, and he loves to cuddle

-He just has a huge bottle of Old Spice three in one in his shower, and somehow his hair is the most luscious you’ve ever seen

-His guilty pleasure are those old spy and cowboy movies

-Loves kids, wants to have some of his own one day

(More under the cut)

-This man does not possess a single braincell. Sometimes social cues take him a minute, and don’t even mention academics, but when it comes to sports strategies, he’s got it DOWN

-He thinks with his fists (and his heart) rather than his head

-Always using his outside voice, hence why he’s been banned so many times from the library

-Say what you will about his…lackluster cooking skills, my man can work a grill (mostly burgers)

-Gets along best with Nicky and Pam

-He’s an American, born and raised in Texas, so he is VERY MUCH southern

-He may be a himbo now, but in high school he was a massive douche, mostly struggling with toxic masculinity and typical teenage insecurities

-Has at least one pair of cowboy boots

-Hates suits and other formal wear (Says it’s “too stuffy”)

-He was the one who fell for Shen first, and he fell HARD

-LOVES peanut butter, he has it on pretty much everything

True or false: Craig ate his first peanut-butter-and-ketchup sandwich on a dare and has never looked back since.

Absolutely true. Or alternatively, he mistook it for jam one tired morning and liked it a little too much. That's his favorite struggle meal his freshman year of college.

Shen of course was appalled when he found out, and refuses to buy ketchup on his grocery runs. (If Craig wants to buy some, he can, but only if its his own money. Shen is not paying for Craig to eat like a broke college student)

Shen: wearing Pamela’s sweater Pamela: wearing Vic’s jacket Vic: wearing Craig’s jacket Craig: blinking

Craig’s certainly isn’t gonna fit into any of Shen’s clothes, that’s for sure.

He’s jelly Shen’s wearing Pam’s sweater instead of his /hj

Headcanons for Zoe!

Hmm,, There’s not much about her in the canon series, but I’ll do my best!!

-She's had to deal with being very unpopular in high school, so thats why she's sucking up so hard to Vanilla

-Kind of a pick-me girl

-She's got STYLE

-Is a complete slut for essential oils

-Likes astrology (just for fun though, she doesn't take it seriously)

-May or may not have the hots for Vanilla

-Cat person

-Thinks coffee lovers are pretentious, miserable pricks (even though she's very snooty about her matcha)

-Has a box full of jewelry that she never wears

What are the boys like when drunk?

HEHEHEHEH

Shen: Doesn't get drunk often, usually the one calling ubers for the drunk Geckos. But if he does get drunk...

-His drink of choice is honey whiskey

-Either being very clingy with Vic and Craig, or he's ready to fight god and die trying

-Won't start a bar fight, but by golly, if he's drunk enough, he'll finish one

-Acts like a small child when its time to leave

Craig: Gets drunk the most out of the three, due to the amount of frat parties he goes to with the Geckos

-Drink of choice is definitely beer

-This is when he fully transforms into a himbo, he's very giggly and very very dumb

-Has flirted with Shen while drunk before, and when he saw a picture on his own phone of Shen and him and Vic, he cried because "he's not single"

-His motor skills...leave a lot to be desired...

-He's a crier. Doesn't matter if its cute, or just a little bit sad, he's sobbing

Vic: Not a fan of getting drunk, but sometimes when he's in good company, he feels comfortable drinking

-Drink of choice is wine. He's bougie, I don't know what you expect.

-Very...feisty, to say the least

-Insists he's not drunk (even when its obvious he is)

-Very horny honest

"Easy, Pam, you're doing a great job. Just a couple more bites and then you can lie down again, I promise. Shen, can you make her some tea? Vic, you’re really not being helpful."

Hehehe Pam being sick and the boys having to take care of her is a very silly concept

They’re trying their best,,,

Shen’s making her some nice hot soup and a cup of tea, Craig’s comforting her, and Vic…is trying. He’s providing the entertainment

Shen’s proposed giving her some of his Chinese herbal medicine that he kept, but Pam’s heard enough about how disgusting it is from Violet, so she adamantly refuses

Perhaps some headcanons for the de vissen siblings? :D

-Vanilla is a raging lesbian with comphet

-Vic's a shameless pansexual

-Vanilla and Vic are fraternal twins, with Vic being a mere seven minutes older, but they like to call each other baby bro/sis to annoy each other

-They both have a seventeen step skin care and night time routine, yes, with all the bougie products (it works though, their skin is soft)

-Vanilla had to wear braces in high school, but photoshopped them out of all of her photos (except one, which is in Vic's possession without her knowledge)

-Vanilla was a beauty pageant child

-Both are models in some of Vissia's shoots and are in quite a few magazines

-Vic loves seafood, especially crab, shrimp, and lobster

-Vic's really good on a jetski

*BAM* Here's all the stuff I posted on AO3

These are just the latest ones (within the last two months), you can look through the ship tags to find more :D

I am getting almost zero engagement, I am literally tweaking

Craig/Shen (still need ship names that aren't just name combos)

Vic/Shen

Gen Fics

Crackships

NO I WILL NOT BE COMBINING THEIR NAMES

Do you really want them to be known as "Shaig"?? Or "Cren"??

What are your headcanons for little ways the Thea Sisters (and other characters) interact with Violet?? 💜💜

Paulina: They share a braincell. They don't even have to finish their sentences for the other to know what they're saying. Its borderline telepathy.

Pam: Invites her to group hangouts to help her come out of her shell more.

Colette: Likes using terms of endearment when talking to/about her

Nicky: Drags Violet on nature hikes

Shen: They're teatime besties, and they gossip like two Asian aunties

Vic: They can be in comfortable silence around each other, without feeling the need to fill it

Shen appreciation post, because he deserves it

What’s your favorite Shen moments?

One of my favorites has got to be when he stood up to Vanilla/Ruby. Like YEAHHH GET HER ASS

Another one is when he helped Vic “what’s a wranch??” de Vissen (or tried to anyway) with his disaster of a go kart

This.

Him being used as a guinea pig for the Thea Sisters’ project

Trying to impress Pam with his “skateboarding skills”

Last but not least, Jelly Shen™️

I know I always rave about Shen, but CAN WE TALK ABOUT CRAIG FOR A BIT??

LIKE, LOOK AT THIS MAN

He just SCREAMS “Popular meathead jock” and he does not beat those allegations

LIKE, BRO IMMEDIATELY GOT OPPS WITH VIC AT THE SLIGHTEST SMACK TALK (which, fair, because Vic is a menace /aff and /der)

He continues not to beat the meathead allegations because THIS IS HIM AFTER THE INTELLIGENCE COMPETITION

THAT HE GAVE UP ON

Oh you poor thing, you had to use your BRAIN for once, didn’t ya??

To be fair to Craig here, Vic’s kart is a whole train wreck. Even SHEN did better

And he can’t even drive

I also need to bring up this chick

She’s so delulu, not once in the entire book has he even spoken a word to her

Girliepop, please 😭

Stop simping for men who don’t want you 😭😭

You’re too cute for that, you can do better than his ass 😭😭😭

Some doodles I did of my favorite nerdboy :]

A little curious, but what’s your favorite thea sisters book from the main series? (and perhaps your favorite mouseford academy book?)

Ooh, good question :3

My favorite book from the original series is probably a tie between Dancing Shadows and Blue Scarab Hunt

As for Mouseford Academy, my favorite has got to be Mouseford Musical :D

Okay so, Diamonds in the Rough AU

May I present to you,

Baby Mercury

Scary movie night headcanons for whomever you'd like ~

You know me, I’m all about my boys!!

Vic would definitely be the one to suggest the idea in the first place, purely to see Craig and Shen's reactions

Vic plays it cool, but in reality, he's jumping at every little sound from the movie

Craig is the same way, acting all brave and chivalrous, but screams like a girl whenever there's a jumpscare

Shen is what you would expect, very scared, constantly clinging to either Vic or Craig for comfort (which they gladly oblige)

However, it depends what kind of horror movie you show Shen. If it's a slasher, any of the Saw movies, or if it's a film like Smile, yeah he's terrified. But if you show him Nightmare on Elm Street or the Exorcist, he's sitting there like :|

No exceptions when it comes to Vic and Craig though. Except when it comes to clown movies, then none of the boys are scared.

Here's another batch of stuff I cooked on AO3

Craig/Shen (Plaidjacket)

Vic/Shen (Lonergeek)

Misc Ships

Gen Fics

The idea of Shen being a closeted sasslord is very amusing to me