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Do you perhaps have some headcanons for Shen? :3c

OH BOY, DO I EVER

-Shen is Chinese, specifically from Sichuan, and due to this,

-He really likes spicy food, and has a spice tolerance like NO OTHER, where grown men would cry, he could ask for seconds

-Gets really passive aggressive when he’s annoyed or mad about something, unless he’s sleep deprived, then he’ll just be aggressive

-Colette uses him as basically a dress up doll, not that he really minds

-After Pam (inevitably) rejects him, he gets over it quite well actually. Aaaaafter spending a week in his room crying, watching romantic K-dramas and eating (lactose free since I HC he’s lactose intolerant) ice cream

(More under the cut)

-He’s very prone to fainting, both from fear and from physical strain

-Total klutz. It’s canon

-He and Violet are friends, they have little tea parties where they share gossip entirely in Mandarin

-He also has a bit of a crush on Vic/Ryder. And before you say anything, read this sentence and TELL ME this is 100% heterosexual

-On that note, Shen’s a bisexual DISASTER (and also just a disaster in general, I mean just LOOK AT THAT BOWL CUT)

-Short King™️

-Craig basically just adopted him into his friend group (Extrovert adopting an introvert type thing)

-This is technically canon, but he likes to dance (I HC he likes doing ballet and tango specifically)

-It’s also canon that’s he’s actually a good songwriter (As evidenced by Mice Take the Stage)

-He squeaks like a squeaky toy when he’s scared

-Really good at standing up for his friends, but not really for himself

-I ship him with Vic/Ryder and Craig <3

Either as separate pairings or as a polycule