Do You Perhaps Have Some Headcanons For Shen? :3c

Do you perhaps have some headcanons for Shen? :3c

OH BOY, DO I EVER

-Shen is Chinese, specifically from Sichuan, and due to this,

-He really likes spicy food, and has a spice tolerance like NO OTHER, where grown men would cry, he could ask for seconds

-Gets really passive aggressive when he’s annoyed or mad about something, unless he’s sleep deprived, then he’ll just be aggressive

-Colette uses him as basically a dress up doll, not that he really minds

-After Pam (inevitably) rejects him, he gets over it quite well actually. Aaaaafter spending a week in his room crying, watching romantic K-dramas and eating (lactose free since I HC he’s lactose intolerant) ice cream

(More under the cut)

-He’s very prone to fainting, both from fear and from physical strain

-Total klutz. It’s canon

-He and Violet are friends, they have little tea parties where they share gossip entirely in Mandarin

-He also has a bit of a crush on Vic/Ryder. And before you say anything, read this sentence and TELL ME this is 100% heterosexual

-On that note, Shen’s a bisexual DISASTER (and also just a disaster in general, I mean just LOOK AT THAT BOWL CUT)

-Short King™️

-Craig basically just adopted him into his friend group (Extrovert adopting an introvert type thing)

-This is technically canon, but he likes to dance (I HC he likes doing ballet and tango specifically)

-It’s also canon that’s he’s actually a good songwriter (As evidenced by Mice Take the Stage)

-He squeaks like a squeaky toy when he’s scared

-Really good at standing up for his friends, but not really for himself

-I ship him with Vic/Ryder and Craig <3

Either as separate pairings or as a polycule

I may be this book's number one hater someone back me up please

I hope all the bones in Shen's body explode (affectionate)

NOOOO HES JUST A LITTLE GUYYY

Look at him D:>

Here is the Shen tag, go nuts :D

YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I ADORE THIS MAN

This PATHETIC, SOPPING WET, NERD ASS MAN

Bro is a hopeless romantic, a theater kid, cannot swim, and he wears PLAID

I just can’t resist his stupid nerd swag

He wants SO BADLY to be one of The Boys, but let’s be honest, he’s a girl’s guy. He is so sweet and he is mushier than mozzarella

Not to mention, he is canonically a short king, he stands at the same height or shorter than ALL OF THE THEA SISTERS (not that heights are kept that consistent anyway but c’est la vie)

He is everything to me which explains why I have made like 16 fanfics all about him

"This," Vic says drowsily, "is not fair."

"What's not?" Craig yawns.

"How you can shower with that Old Spice sewage and still have your hair look this good."

Craig yawns again and rolls over, careful not to dislodge his head from the pillow atop Vic’s lap as he pulls a slumbering Shen closer to his chest. "M' just... awesome that way."

"Annoying," Vic corrects. He doesn't stop running his fingers through Craig’s unruly curls, though.

Shen mumbles something unintelligible.

Craig figures it'd probably be a good idea to tell Vic to go to sleep so as not to be cranky tomorrow, but between the late hour and the gentle massaging at his scalp, his brain's not really working all that well.

So he leaves it as a soft huff.

@sodagremlin

Shen: wearing Pamela’s sweater Pamela: wearing Vic’s jacket Vic: wearing Craig’s jacket Craig: blinking

Craig’s certainly isn’t gonna fit into any of Shen’s clothes, that’s for sure.

He’s jelly Shen’s wearing Pam’s sweater instead of his /hj