If I Squeezed Him Hed Squeak Like A Squeaky Toy - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I ADORE THIS MAN
This PATHETIC, SOPPING WET, NERD ASS MAN
Bro is a hopeless romantic, a theater kid, cannot swim, and he wears PLAID
I just can’t resist his stupid nerd swag
He wants SO BADLY to be one of The Boys, but let’s be honest, he’s a girl’s guy. He is so sweet and he is mushier than mozzarella
Not to mention, he is canonically a short king, he stands at the same height or shorter than ALL OF THE THEA SISTERS (not that heights are kept that consistent anyway but c’est la vie)
He is everything to me which explains why I have made like 16 fanfics all about him
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geronimo stilton
thea sisters
shen thea sisters
also love that moment in mouseford musical where he basically tells vanilla to put her money where her mouth is or fuck off
if I squeezed him he’d squeak like a squeaky toy <3
also wishing that in the original Thea sisters series instead of just putting in forgettable twinks every book
they used the (much more memorable) pre established side characters
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