Redacted Sunshine - Tumblr Posts

Ok so boom redacted head canons (if some of my mutuals recognize a few of these no you fucking don't/lh)

Freelancer always has games Caelum likes on their phone, so whenever he pops in he can be entertained, even if freelancer themselves don't play them. Freelancer does, in fact, have games on their phone/lh

Also Caelum loves cookie run

Milo and sweetheart sometimes hate watch bad movies/shows and end up screaming laughing and making fun of them

(Personal hc cause Damien NEEDS to be black) Damien does like to do his hair so it looks nice n curly but whenever his body temp goes up his hair dries up and gets straighter. Therefore he always keeps a hair tie with him so at least his hair won't look awful at all times/lh

David didn't really grow out of some of the habits he had when caelum helped him. For example sometimes when he's extra stressed he makes cookies and angel is probably like "I didn't know you liked cookies like that" and David just goes "i don't." But he still does it when he remembers caelum. Dw the cookies don't go to waste Angel and Asher just inhale those things whole/lh

Sunshine used to have one of those ballerina music boxes when they were a kid. They kept it and even became a comfort item for them. Bonus points if it plays you are my sunshine :]

When Asher and David lived together tank was NOT allowed over while Asher was home the entire house will smell like weed by 12 pm

Milo (auditory processing disorder) Greer

Asher Milo David and tank all had friendship bracelets when they were kids. Tank probably lost it much to their dismay, Asher still has it but has no clue where it is, Milo gave his to Tank, and David's is probably in his night stand drawer or smth but he'll be damned if anyone knows he still has it

Ok that's it everyone leave me alone/lh

I think it's about time I start extolling the virtues of Mr Erik redacted asmr

The balance is my absolute favorite series and I'll never recover from it. I think about Sunshine's nightmare on a daily basis and my brain is molding because of it/pos

Autism is one helluva drug kids and I'm currently overdosing on it

Also pency I don't wanna hear it leave me alone shitass/lh

They're my favorite :]

HEADCANONS PT 2 no one can save you from the inevitable.

Asher also calls David babe. Not cause they're dating (though they could-) but as a little haha jokey joke. Asher's been doing it for years

Vincent has a massive sweet tooth. I like to think he particularly likes anything cherry flavored

Elliott and sunshine have a tradition where every new years eve they spend the night at Elliott's house. They'd sit on the roof and put on a live stream of the countdown on their phones with snacks and they'd just watch the fireworks. Bonus if they accidentally fall asleep together on the roof

They also LOVE stranger things

DUDE BRACHIUM FUCKEN LOVED UNUS ANNUS/j

Huxley smells like sage and incense smoke. And yknow. Weed probably.

Gavin sleeps during class sometimes and lasko has made it his god given autistic right to shoot rubber bands at him whenever he does

Hux and Damien do yoga dates. Where they do less yoga and more sitting on their mats and talking about bullshit

Gavin keeps a list of all the shit his friends are into (like if they're all watching a movie together and smth happens in the movie that someone is into, he'll feel that). Lasko has the most under his list. It would be really funny if lasko sees him pulling out a little notebook quickly scribbling smth down and lasko is like "wait what-"

Even though Milo isn't a healer, Marie is his mother and leaves an influence on him. Therefore sometimes Milo tends to scold people the same way Marie would 💕

Yes freelancer does have sexy hot pictures of Gavin on their phone, but they also have the most cryptic blurry pictures of him too that makes him look like the creature he is (idek if they'd even be able to do that. Frankly I don't care)

Guy and honey never eat at their table. It's always either on the couch or on their bed. Sometimes they even eat on the floor cause why not.

Aight that's it have fun

I am asking about your listeners, do you have any random or fun facts about them? Or anything you'd like to share in general? I love hearing about other people's characters

most of my listeners are based on different myths. Angel is based on Hermes, Darlin is based on the story of Chang'e when she drank the potion in a self sacrifice way, Sunshine is based on the story of Orpheus and Eurydice, you get it.

Sweetheart is based on the Cheshire cat (milo really is a cat person haha) and Freelancer is loosely inspired by monkie kid characters no one talk about it./lh

also Freelancer sings a lot of death metal they love to scream.

none of my listeners (or even my versions of the canon characters) are white. every character I've drawn so far is either a poc or a literal demon

Angel used to do competitive fighting when he was younger and he was really good at it. He doesn't fight anymore, but he can for sure throw someone over his shoulder still.

Sweetheart is a fucking loser. cringefail. sopping wet kitten trying to drink milk core. Hunter from the owl house vibes.

also he gets really competitive with Milo over anything.

things Angel likes: long car rides, trips to different cities, boba, strawberry flavored things, ironing orange fruit patches to David's clothes, k-pop, magical girl/shonen anime, making you reveal all your secrets to them because they play dumb to make you think this squishy little cherub wont make it his goal to know your backstory. he knows everything about you. things you didnt even know about yourself.

things Darlin likes, but secretly: blueberries, sweets, cute fluffy things, going up to people and hugging them from behind without saying anything about it, Angel telling them he was never intimidated by them, Angel painting their nails, holding Milo's hand, cuddling with Asher, watching David cook, Sam petting his hair/taking care of them in general and finally fucking destROYING EVERYONE IN ANY GAME THEYRE PLAYING AND MAKING EVERYONE FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.

thats it.

HAPPY LITHA/SUMMER SOLSTICE TEEHEE

+voice claim moment let's go?? 😳😳

One day I'll draw Orpheus and Elliott together again/lh

This song is so sunshine when they were in the basement.

“Dream about me..”

LIKE HELLO? YOU CAN YOU TELL ME THIS WASNT THEM IN THE BASEMENT?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT THEY DIDNT HOPE ELLIOT WAS DREAMING ABOT THEM??

I DIDNT THINK SO.

Dear definitely has one.

*Cough* also transfem sunshine has one too.*cough* And it’s bigger than Elliot’s/hj *cough*

Sorry, somthing was caught in my throat

It was Sunshine

Guys which listener has the biggest metaphorical/actual dick?

mE personally, I'm thinkin' Darlin' and Doc

THE NEW AUDIO BRO!!!

brachium 🙏🏾 omggg man this is great. the effects on that part..i’ll say more when it officially drops but dude. i didn’t listen to the other audio bc i don’t like blake w the listener too much, he annoys me but i had to see this one. and i was not disappointed

How To Quickly Categorize Redacted Audio Listeners By Using Iced Tea:

-Drinks iced tea straight from its two-liter carton:

Darlin

Angel

Bright Eyes

Seer Obscura

Cutie

Bestie

-Drinks iced tea from a glass like a normal person but the glass is filled with more ice than tea:

Sweetheart

Lovely

Sunshine

Yandere Ivan's Baby

Smartass

-Drinks iced tea warm, defeating the whole purpose of it being iced:

Warden

Asset

-Prefers hot tea:

Baabe

Starlight

Precious

Flyboi Ivan's Baby

Honey

Anton's Listener

Lasko's Water Elemental

"Why would you drink tea when [sugary, over-caffeinated thing that will one day give them diabetes] exists?":

Ollie's Babe

Freelancer

We're Having More Character Nicknames Because I'm Bored! Unempowered Listeners Edition:

Honey: My beloved menace (/favorite menace)/Mine/Guy (but very affectionately if that makes sense?)

Sunshine: Moonlight (because a: they love the night sky and b: they love the idea of having matching names for each other)

Smartass: Smartmouth/Mister Know It All

Ollie's Babe: Ollie/My Favorite

Flyboi Ivan's Baby: Dearest/Pretty Boy

When Frustrated Or Extremely Angry, These Listeners Do The Following:

Goes for a run: Sweetheart, Warden, Anton's Listener

Starts hitting things: Darlin, Cutie, Smartass,

Starts hitting people: Honey, Lovely

Aggressively paints on their body and every surface in their home that should not be painted: Baabe, Starlight, Sunshine, Asset, Lasko's Water Elemental

Starts chugging either ungodly amounts of soda or furiously crunching on breath mints: Angel, Bestie, Seer Obscura, Mentor, James' Listener

All of the above in that order: Freelancer, Bright Eyes

Cries afterward: Anton's Listener, Cutie, Smartass, Lovely, Sunshine, Angel, Seer Obscura, Freelancer

Angel, Asher, Darlin, Damien, and Elliott are the "scary and threatening and very very very intimidating" blankie monster that hides under the blanket and you can only see their face from the nose upward and half of a hand while they refuse to leave bed.

David and Sunshine are the insistent type who will get their partner out of bed one way or another.

Baabe and Sam know it will take some time to get their grumpy/lazy mate out of bed, so they leave and come back to tempt them with food ten minutes later.

Huxley just straight up gives in and cuddles with Damien until he realizes that his lying and hiding in bed has made him late for something and has him jump out from under his blanket cave and rush through the house to get ready.

Assigning the Redacted cast Genshin mains because somebody has to.

Asher: Just wants to play Fu Hua, but she doesn't exist here, so this man is a Dps Barbara main just to cause chaos.

Sweetheart: Was a Jean main until Itto came out.

Milo: Was turned into a Gorou main once Sweetheart got Itto. He didn't play the game before then and sarcastically hates Sweetheart's constant "dog boy" jokes.

Angel: The thirstiest Raiden main to ever be a Raiden main.

David: ...That man mains Diluc and Angel gives him so much shit for it (and, to be fair, he doesn't even really "main" Diluc, seeing how David hardly plays the game).

Darlin: Geo Traveler because they want to piss off Angel.

Lovely: A Keqing main who still believes she has real cat ears.

Sam: Noelle main because claymore characters are the only ones slow enough for him to keep track of and he needs the shield because otherwise he will perish.

Vincent: A Eula main. Obviously.

Gavin: A Rosaria/Yelan main. Again, obviously.

Damien: "Stop fucking healing me" the Hu Tao main.

Lasko: Sucrose main turned Heizou main.

Huxley: His main is Itto, but his best built character is Nahida.

Freelancer: A Sayu main who strictly refers to her as "the lazy avatar."

Kody: A (very badly built) Xiao main.

Blake: Wanderer main. I will not elaborate.

Bestie: Yae Miko main because they enjoy thirsting over fictional characters.

Sunshine: Ayaya main who only refers to her as "Ayaya."

Elliott: Ayato main because he likes how well he and Ayaka play together. Switches mains to support Sunshine's.

Starlight: Yanfei main (no idea why tho).

Avior: "This is a what game?"

Because They're Funny, I've Taken More Things My Friend Has Said And Shoved Them Down Some Characters'/Listeners' Throats.

Elliott: Do you want one of my Mars ice cream? They're great depression food.

Sunshine: I'm lactose intolerant.

Elliott: ._.

Darlin: I'mma go look if I have them on Blu-ray. I probably don't, but I wanna check.

Sam: Yeh you do that.

Darlin: Oh you're coming with me, it's 1:08am - I ain't going nowhere on my own

Sam: I will be here, don't worry.

(Book ramble intensifies)

Lasko: Oh my god I'm rambling why didn't you say something?

Water Elemental: I like listening to people talk, that's why -w-

Lasko: :')

Water Elemental: It's one of my few good qualities-

Lasko: SHSHSHSH

Baabe: I mean, I've read quite a few books over the last two years, sooo

Asher: "Quite a few" 100+

Baabe: No... 96.

Asher: Same thing.

(Gacha games)

Angel: I pulled Herrscher of Human Ego just for the sake of it and now I don't know what to do with her

David: Who..?

Angel: Pink hot girl with cuteness and ice damage

David: Oh

(Texting at a family reunion)

Darlin: I want to go back to my laptop

Angel: Oh, you're on your phone?

Darlin: Ye I'm in the living room being social and all that happy shit with my family

Angel: Dang

Sam: They're such a golden retriever sometimes.

David: "Sometimes" - You know, when they're not killing people.

Lovely: I just woke up, sorry.

Vincent: Did you sleep well?

Lovely: No, the heat is awful and I want to kill the sun.

(Trying to write a book but the person helping you has seen too many bad fan-fictions.)

Angel: Please don't put the word "dominated" into a serious context because I will fold laughing.

Baabe: WOW OK

Angel: I'M SORRY-

Baabe: Would "conducted" make you feel better?

Angel: T r a i n s- but yea.

Baabe: What? Why trains?

Angel: Because train conductor? Trains.

Baabe: Oh...

Baabe: No.

Darlin: How does it feel to have me rant this chat filled with my need for hot vampire men? Great, I know ._.

Angel: This is actually quite entertaining, I have to admit.

As per request, I will assign the Redacted cast Honkai Star Rail mains (also because I have been all over this game since release and am therefore most certainly the most qualified person for this job):

Asher: Still waiting for Fu Hua to make an appearance, but he almost cried when he saw Himeko and did cry when he pulled her. The Honkai Impact 3rd vet is now a Himeko main.

Baabe: Herta main because they thought she was cute.

Milo: A Jing Yuan main whose main team is based on follow-up attacks.

Sweetheart: A Welt Yang main who almost threw their phone the first time they saw and recognized him (they, like Asher, are also a Honkai Impact 3rd player).

Angel: Hook main solely to cause chaos.

David: Refuses to play this game, but would likely be a Clara main if he were to play.

Darlin: So far all of their pulls on standard and all their lost 50/50s have resulted in an E3 Gepard, which they've taken as a sign from whatever higher power that they must turn this man into a dps.

Sam: (Actually good at this game btw) has a team full of supports only and mains Asta.

Lovely: Serval main "because she's hot" (Vincent 100% agrees).

Vincent: Has been saving for Kafka since day one, but then Blade came out, and now all his Stellar Jade is gone.

Gavin: Yukong main (I tell you this, as a Yukong main).

Freelancer: Silver Wolf because "Why do the enemies always have the toughness I can't break with my current team?!"

Lasko: Somehow turned March 7th into a possible dps by building her follow-up attacks (also plays the freeze team of Herta/Pela/March/Gepard).

Lasko's Co-worker: Best Bailu build in all of Dahlia because god knows the d.a.m.n. crew doesn't build their healers properly.

Huxley: Bronya, because he likes playing and building supports.

Damien: Seele, because he likes doing big damage.

Kody: A very edgy Dan Heng main.

Elliott: Sushang main because big c-

Sunshine: Yanqing main. Don't ask why. I just feel like it.

Guy: Sampo. No explanation needed, I hope.

Honey: E6 Natasha which was originally built because Guy has no idea how to build healers correctly but after E6, Natasha just became a dps. Guy is scared of their build.

Besite: Qinque main because Bestie and Qinque give off the same vibe.

Blake: An Arlan main because symbolism.

Ollie: Pela main. He somehow knows her full name and how to write it properly.

Mentor: A Tingyun main because they think she's cute.

Aaron & Smartass: Preservation and Destruction path Trailblazer. This was Smartass' idea because they thought it would be funny.

Redacted Characters And Listeners That Should Not (under any circumstances) Be Handed a Gun:

-James (Will face first degree murder charges for killing several of his superiors.)

-Milo (Should face a first degree murder charge for killing at least one individual, but there is not enough evidence to make this possible.)

-Angel (Will lose the gun.)

-Kody (Because obviously.)

-Hush (OBVIOUSLY)

-Sunshine (Will kill off everyone in CloseKnit no questions asked [but would that be such a bad thing?])

-Guy (The worst he'll do is shoot a hole into the wall [on accident?] but that's already enough of a reason to never hand this man a firearm.)

-Bright Eyes ("Hey, Fred? Wanna find out how many bullets a vamp can take?" - "No thanks!" - "Chill out, I wasn't gonna test it on you." - "*sigh of relief* Oh thank god... Wait, you're not going to try and kill Vincent again, right?" - "Of course not!" - "Okay good." *silence* "Wait, Bright, no!")

There's a spider in my bed.

"There's a spider that's been in my bed for a week, I lost it and still haven't found it. Despite this, I still sleep in my bed" - Darlin', Honey, Lovely, Freelancer, Lasko's co-worker

"There is a spider in my bed, I lost it and now I sleep in the bathtub" - Vincent, Guy, Milo & Sweetheart, Gavin, Frederick, Damien, Lasko, Elliott & Sunshine

"I saw a spider in my bed so I got my partner to clean the entire room and make sure to catch it" - Angel, Asher (Neither David nor Baabe actually found the spider in question. They pretended to have found it but they didn't.)

"There's a spider in my bed. Has been for at least a week now. We're friends :)" - Bright Eyes, Doc, Hudson, Huxley

[incoherent nonsense] ☆S•e•x•u•a•l I•d•e•n•t•i•t•y G•e•n•e•r•a•t•o•r☆ [more incoherent nonsense]

Sunshine

Sam (I know he was in the other one too but I got very lucky here so he gets to show up again)

Darlin' (lovingly)

Damien

Freelancer (purely based on my own oc for them)

Elliott (do not ask)

Vega

William

Milo

Blake (or Kody, your choice)