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So I got into ghost (the band) not too long ago and Phantom reminded me of Lasko a bit.
But anyways I just found out that his name is Randy Moore.
Asher
A/N - Redactober goes on! we got the best boi Asher Being happy instead of crying and or dying like usual u can thank @ashertickler for this
Deputy Read By The Lovely @achios
The Prompt Was
Asher x Baaabe Fluff
When it comes down to doing impulsive things Asher was not foreign to it. Tired of his current hair color? Cool, let's go dye it bright orange. Baaabe mentioned they wanted a nice-looking jacket. Cool, let's go buy every color they have so they can make it match with all their outfits.
I mean it wasn’t the first time Asher went out and bought something on impulse. That leather jacket he brought David was an impulsive buy. He couldn’t help it, seeing it there made him think of Gabe and when he thought of Gabe in his jacket he couldn’t help but think of David in one.
Did he have to buy it and give it to David? No, not really. Did he do it? Yes, that's his best friend after all. Now with that in mind, he hoped Baaabe didn’t mind his latest purchase. Yeah, it was over a hundred dollars– that didn’t matter.. Maybe?
After all, who doesn’t like fondue? Well probably people who hate chocolate and or cheese– but that doesn’t matter. Not right now at least.. He wanted to set this up, that way if his partner got upset the smell of melted chocolate would calm them.
They did have chocolate right?
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‘’ You did what. ‘’ Baaabe stood crossed armed, slightly upset. Though to Asher they looked really hot right now.
‘’ I may or may have not brought a fondue machine ‘’ he couldn’t help but let the nervous chuckles leave his throat
“ Asher Talbot. ‘’
That was the full name, perhaps he was fucked.
‘’ How much? ‘’
‘’ What? ‘’
‘’ How much did you spend Asher ‘’
‘’ So about that.. ‘’ he could feel their eyes on him.
‘’ How much? ‘’
‘’ A little over a hundred. ‘’ at this point asher couldn’t help but look at the ground. Maybe this was a bad purchase.
‘’ Well did you get the stuff for fondue? ‘’ Baaabe had uncrossed their arms they were now looking at Asher. They were still upset, there was no doubt about that. But maybe some melted chocolate would be good right now.
‘’ Well– I didn’t exactly get- the stuff.. I just brought the machine. ‘’ more nervous chuckles cleared his throat. They didn’t have chocolate- so maybe they could make cheese fondue?
Baaabe sighed deeply before reaching for the cabinets. ‘’ you turn on the machine and I’ll look for some stuff. ‘’ Asher couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief and made his way to plug up said machine.
‘’ How about we avoid purchases like this from now on hm? ‘’ Baaabe said walking over with a bowl. Now what does the mixture contain? Cheese, cornstarch, and some other things they managed to find.
‘’ I will try. ‘’
‘’ Better than nothing. ‘’ Baaabe said as they breathed a sigh of defeat.
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‘’ Ash you’re going to burn your to- ‘’ Before they could get the rest of their sentence out Asher started vibrating from the pain of the hot cheese. Perhaps this was a bad idea, a funny one. But a stupid one– they’d make him return this after they were done with it anyway.
‘’ I’ll grab the ice. ‘’ they sighed as they opened the freezer. He was their husband and they wouldn’t change him for anything.. Sometimes.
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Taglist ~ @dawnofiight @achios @ashertickler @sunsickcrab @porters-fangs @yournewmusictaste
At long last! It is here! I can't believe I haven't made any new Redacted fanart since May!
I took pictures of each step this time. The amount of sunlight we get over here is very inconsistent this time of year, and therefore, it makes the purple look different in almost every photo. I tried to fix it by adjusting the brightness and saturation, but this was the best I could do. 😅
Also, immediately after I painted Elliott's logo on, I took one look at it and went, "Yeah, I should have done that in pink" so I made another one and stuck it on top in this "slightly out of place" sort of way. Hope it looks alright, or at least interesting!
Date completed: 4th March 2023
anyone else think that darlin’ isn’t as reckless as we think they are?
this isn’t to say darlin’ isn’t a reckless person but a lot of what they do is extremely calculated compared to what we’d think. darlin’ is a fighter, we’ve known this; and they most likely have been for a majority of their life so they have the knowledge of a fight. a knowing to what they can and can’t do, what will hurt, where to put their teeth, i would go as to saying they even have a weirdly good understanding of the human anatomy from memorizing where their organs are (supposed to be) and what veins to bite to cause the most damage. they calculate injuries and attacks, keep mental records of what they need to ease up on in their body to not damage it even more.
plus, even if they aren’t the best tracker in werewolf ideals they’ll find you on the internet faster then most department members.
some of y’all need to let darlin’ be a bitch sometimes.
i love and live for darlin’ just wanting love or not understanding genuine care, love it! most of it’s really close to their canon character!
except
not everything they do is “confused lost puppy not understanding care and not wanting to do any real harm🥺” no, they indeed intend on harming others. we both know they wouldn’t be clueless 100% of the time.
stop babying the badass, i beg🙏
i’ve now had two famous (they’re famous to me) redacted creators reblog/respond to my posts.
I WIN.
i might get skinned alive for this one but i like putting my unwanted opinions on the internet
i fucking hate the polyamorous DAMN group stuff.
okay but like, in all seriousness.
DAVID IS SUCH A SWEETHEART OML💞💕💕💕💞💞💞💕💖💖
They could never make me hate you David Shaw😔
darlin’ works every big sports event/ tournament the shaws are commissioned to be at without fail because most of them still get weary about them
i’m going to start doing tiny posts with whatever random ass headcanon hits my skull :)
If there’s something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call
Shaw Security!
William Solaire having a ‘consort’ who’s an absolute menace of a human. Imagine this centuries old vampire falling in love with a human who has the worst self-care habits known to man but he’s head-over-heels regardless.
They work the blood-drives for the clan, which is oddly professional of them considering their cocky personality. They organize the donations, and schedule the deliveries- all that important shit. Since the Solaire Clan is their biggest client, they’re spending quite a lot of time over there working out the details with William.
….Just hear me out for a second
They dress super professionally every time they visit Wonderworld, using knock off scents from dollar stores, and thrifted loose-fitting button downs with tight dress pants. -Bonus points if they’ve got either a black or deep red corset over a button down. Clacking dress shoes shuffling down a narrow hallway to a break room for some water + Will watching them leave.
Their whole vibe is: dumbass who’s only a dumbass on the inside but is super professional and intimidating on the outside x an old ass vampire who’s the leader of the most important clan in Dahlia- but is also just as much of a dumbass.
I’m trying to think of a name for them: like how the listeners have specific and fitting petnames- I’m thinking of Chief/Dear (Dearie/dearest)
Chief is more sarcastic or followed by a salute of some sort from William, but Dear is more sincere and romantic.
Dear works for an important branch of the department, and used to partner with Ansel and Sweetheart before strengthening the blood-drive aspect of the donations that were lacking in organization at the time. The worked their way past Jett, branching off as manager for the company. They outwardly hate how Jett runs things, they absolutely aren’t afraid to speak out about that. They literally could care less about anyone else’s feelings on the matter, all they care about it getting their job done.
Dear will admit that working with William definitely takes the edge off of working in a position such as theirs. And seeing how calmly he handles his position as king begins their admiration of the old blood.
Then Dear got involved with Quinn-
THEYRE DARLINS UNEMPOWERED FRIEND WHO GOT ATTACKED BY QUINN‼️
That’s how Dears magic manifested (much like Lovely)- they’re a gravitational energetic. (Unless you wanna change shit around that’s totally chill I’m just having fun with this)
William is more than aware of their situation, but often avoids talking about it to keep professional despite his every inkling to do the opposite. He’s blunt, but respectful.
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William and Dear going over paperwork for scheduling the next delivery when their fingers brush as they pass the pen back and forth
Mmmmmm Dear having a bunch of scars from Quinn’s attack and William brushing his thumb over the ones on their hands.
Sam thinks they’re the best thing to happen to the clan and isn’t afraid to give Dear credit where credit is due.
William and Dear staying after-hours together just drinking and joking about work. Dear sipping whiskey and talking shit about Jett, William drinking blood from a glass and gloating about Vincent. GETTING DRUNK AND MAKING OUT.
Dear apologizing through kisses and talking about how wrong this is but never stops. His hands on their waist, guiding them closer as he presses gentle, hungry kisses to their neck. (which leave lil red lip-prints because of the blood he just had) LIKE THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY GRIPPING ONE ANOTHER
Running into shit, knocking stuff over, unbuttoning shirts to feel each other’s skin. “We shouldn’t be doing this,” “I know” *kissing* “we’re business partners- Will.” “I know” *kissing harder*
HE LOSES HIS MIND EVERY TIME THEY CALL HIM WILL IT JUST HITS DIFFERENT WHEN ITS THEM
Ugh and avoiding each other afterwards, THE CHASE UGHHH THE TENSION MUAH THE FORBIDDENNESS CHEFS KISS MUAH MUAH- THE MUTUAL PINING
- Oh yeah the clan has seen how they act around one another and yes everyone knows and yes everyone is impatient. They have “just fuck already” energy and Fred isn’t afraid to say so.
- Lovely thinks it’s incredibly charming how gentle William is with Dear, and how intimidating the two look side-by-side. AND THEY LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE FUCKING TYRANTS WHEN THEY DO.
Dear suffers from resting bitch face, William is intimidating and knows it so he sports a quiet lil smile while in public or around the clan.
William hosting a clan ball and inviting Dear and the entirety of their branch. WILLIAM AND DEAR DANCING TOGETHER- they waltz and it is truly the most captivating dance the clans ever seen like the whole fucking floor clears:
The intensity in their stare as they glide across the ballroom floor, how they never once look away from each other. William is smirking a little but Dear is just stone-faced. They’re so lost in Williams piercing silver gaze, and the feelings for the vampire king that they never wanted. In their head it feels so wrong, their body is begging them to get off the floor- but their heart is simply aflame as he holds them gently and stares into their eyes.
Dear is absolutely hypnotized by this man, that they just let him guide them wherever he wanted. The song could play for eternity, and their heart wouldn’t miss a single beat.
WHAT IF SOME VAMPIRE BITES CONTAINED VENOM??? Like what if those large ass fangs store poisonous magic that could literally kill someone depending on how much they use.
-THE VENOM IS USED AS A TORTURE METHOD- and it can physically show it spreading throughout the veins in a persons neck (or wherever they were bit)- the veins turning a dark purple or even black depending on how much venom was used.
Now imagine Quinn using a little bit of this venom on Darlin just to watch them collapse and writhe in pain below him, smiling and teasing them on how ridiculous they looked. OR -Alexis biting Sweetheart (I hc that cannon Alexis works with Quinn) keeping them on the verge of death from the amount of venom used, and leaving their shivering whimpering form for the pack to find- preferably Milo <3.
I need more shifter!honey/guy hc:))))
COMING RIGHT UP!! MORE SHIFTER!HONEY HCS
Honey had always been sort of disconnected from the pack like Darlin was HONEY AND DARLIN WERE FRIENDS- (more hcs below)
Quinn saw Honey as a challenge over overcome, especially after Darlin was out of the picture. He was trying to go through each of the packs strongest members before taking on their Alpha.
I said this once and I’ll say it again HONEY IS FANDOM!DARLIN LITERALLY- I’m trying not to piss off Darlin stans here…………………………. …….but it’s true.
Quinn keeps his distance between Honey and Darlin to scare them, now they have something to lose. HONEY PROTECTING GUY FROM QUINN:
That’s absolutely how Guy found out Honey was a shifter: Quinn had pinned Guy to an alley wall, fangs scraping against his neck until this large ass wolf tackled him.
Honey is pretty much the exact same size as Asher when shifted, their fur is a mix of dark brown and light blonde LIKE ITS SO PRETTY FOR NO REASON. Their eyes are a pale yellow- LIKE HONEY
They work at the same office as Aaron and Ollie, Honey wears tight white or black button downs and loose dress pants to work and it is HOT. Like they work around all these unempowered humans, a mf shifter just loving being around these idiots. Aaron and Honey are the same fucking person everyone shut up.
Honey is super reserved even towards Guy because they’re afraid of getting too close to someone, especially considering their attachment to Quinn.
If Quinn ever hurt Guy Honey would break up with him. Honey is absolutely the type to disconnect from someone entirely to protect them.
Honey and Darlin used to go to TONS of concerts together with Gabe, specifically hard rock- Gabe’s favorite. Darlin and Honey in a mosh pit….
Honey and Christian HATE each other they absolutely do NOT get along.
-Honey and Darlin had a fight after both getting attacked by Quinn and Darlin threatened to use Guy as bait and Honey almost killed them- like I’m fr David and Ash had to break them apart.
-Honey was having an AWFUL day when they met Guy- like in their oddly fancy dress clothes at a pizza place when Guy was manning the front counter. He was super flustered looking at them when they put in their order (ordered for their branch).
…..He put his number on the pizza box…. Honey was checking if their order was right while sitting in the car and noticed.
Marie taught Honey healing magic after a fight with Darlin.
Honey still hasn’t reached out to the pack even after meeting Guy and getting in a comfortable position in their relationship, but Marie texts them to check in every now and then. Pack mama misses them fr
Honey wears a letterman all the time and collects patches that include: Shaw Security, a lil pizza patch on the arm, tiny wolves scattered throughout the jacket, their favorite bands and TV shows.
Honey LOVES reading, Guy will lie down on their lap while they read, or at least lean on their shoulder and try not to act like he isn’t bored out of his mind.
Guy hates silence so much, he always needs to fill the noise- it kind of comforts Honey sometimes though- they need to know that he’s there and alright.
Honey gets frequent nightmares from encounters with Quinn and has never told Guy- or at least he hasn’t noticed yet.
Honey misses Guy SO MUCH every time he’s at work, especially when he does frequent overtime. They act like they were doing something else- which they were/ but it was mainly to distract themselves from missing Guy. When he’s home and gets on the couch next to them, they’re all over him.
UGHHHH THEY JUST CLING TO HIM AND ACT LIKE JT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE TIRED OR IT LOOKED LIKE HE NEEDED A HUG.
Honey is def touch starved, and afraid to ask for affection. Their pride gets in the way.
THEYRE EARLY AUDIOS DAVID SHAW
Honey and Asher are siblings….their dad was super hard on the both of them.
Listen I know Imperium!Lasko is a bitch and he’s manipulating Freelancer but I seriously can’t handle when he calls them “dear” or “my dear”- I’M LOSING MY MIND.
Yes he’s evil but he’s kinda hot.
……isn’t it though? LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME IM WRONG BECAUSE YOU’D BE FUCKING LYING
ahem
credits to this mf @blutomindpretzel
Lasko with a shifter listener….HEAR ME OUT:
Lasko meets them through the Shaw pack (specifically Milo and Sweetheart) he gets invited to a pack party and meets a particularly attractive shifter
I’d imagine he’d be with someone a little like Gavin- in that they’d relentlessly flirt with him.
LIKE IMAGINE LASKO CUDDLED UP WITH A BIG ASS WOLF WHOS SUPER PROTECTIVE OF HIM
Speaking of which- KODY
They hate Kody, especially how he talks to Lasko; someone they value very highly and absolutely adore. And holy shit they scare him sobad, imagine Kody coming to class the next day with a black eye and broken arm after making fun of Lasko’s stutter.
They take him out on a date and pause- “is it inappropriate to take a professor out on a date where his students frequent? Even after you fu-“ “ITS FINE”
They’re super blunt to say the least.
He either calls them something ironic like: Sugar. Or by their pack Codename (I imagine they have code names for each other during security jobs) THE PACK CALLS THEM BEAR BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE A LITERAL BEAR WHEN SHIFTED.
HE CALLS THEM SUGAR BEAR IM A GENIUS (just kinda in my own little world at this point hush)
Bear works for Shaw Security and regularly works out with Ash and Christian (regrettably) it’s mostly just arguing though but that’s just pack for ya.
Lasko owns a bear hoodie
BEAR IS A CLOSETED GENSHIN IMPACT PLAYER AND ENJOYER- venti reminds them of Asher
These two meeting were a pack event within itself, Angel and babe were watching them the entire time Bear and Lasko started talking Just ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS
Bear leaning on the counter and crossing their arms: “a professor, huh? Whaddya teach?” WITH JUST THE MOST INTNSE AND INTERESTED GAZE
Imagine the DAMN crew meeting Bear- HUXLEY THINKS THEYRE SO DOPE and Damien’s just happy his friend found someone.
They carry Lasko around his apartment when he’s sick
Lasko relives stress by burying himself in their coat WHICH IS THICK AND BROWN AND SO FLUFFY
They aren’t the BIGGEST wolf like David is, but they’re about the same size as Asher. THEY ARE SO FUCKING FAST THOUGH MILO HATES IT
They used to fight Darlin for snacks
HUX AND BEAR WORK OUT TOGETHER
Huxley used to DJ for DAMN parties and Bear shared playlists with him
Bear’s aesthetic:
