How To Quickly Categorize Redacted Audio Listeners By Using Iced Tea:

How To Quickly Categorize Redacted Audio Listeners By Using Iced Tea:

-Drinks iced tea straight from its two-liter carton:

Darlin

Angel

Bright Eyes

Seer Obscura

Cutie

Bestie

-Drinks iced tea from a glass like a normal person but the glass is filled with more ice than tea:

Sweetheart

Lovely

Sunshine

Yandere Ivan's Baby

Smartass

-Drinks iced tea warm, defeating the whole purpose of it being iced:

Warden

Asset

-Prefers hot tea:

Baabe

Starlight

Precious

Flyboi Ivan's Baby

Honey

Anton's Listener

Lasko's Water Elemental

"Why would you drink tea when [sugary, over-caffeinated thing that will one day give them diabetes] exists?":

Ollie's Babe

Freelancer

You Already Know It. We're Doing More Headcanons. I Present To You: Samuel "definitely not one of my favorites whatever would make you think that /s" Collins.

-Mans buys a two-liter carton of iced tea when he's out on a drive and gets thirsty. He drinks it straight out of the carton and Vincent hates it.

^Yes, this is partially Darlin's fault.

-He actually likes wearing plateaued boots or boots with heels. No clue why, because he doesn't really need the extra height and that type of shoe doesn't usually go with his outfits, but he seems to just enjoy wearing them.

-He tried to do gardening as a hobby once and failed miserably. He did everything right and the plants died anyway.

-Contrary to popular belief, Sam's favorite genre of music isn't country. He actually has a weird obsession with classical music and listens to a lot of rock music from around 2010.

^The weird obsession with classical music originated when Sam was in his early teens. He would put on classical music when he was stressed because it was plenty loud to block out his parents arguing/yelling as well as his own thoughts and it was calm enough to keep him from snapping and getting aggressive.

-Sam is weirdly good at shaping ice. If you hand this man a block of ice and an ice pick he can cut you a detailed flower out of it.

^Instead of doing that, though, he mainly uses this talent to make little heart- or star-shaped ice cubes for his and Darlin's drinks.

-Sam has considered a name change before, but then people started calling him "Sam" instead of "Samuel" more often and he quickly scratched that idea.

Lasko "my anxiety has no influence on my way of expressing love" Moore Headcanons From A Lasko Kinnie:

-When he stutters for too long, he will eventually go "Lasko!" in a somewhat scolding tone to snap himself out of it. It helps nine times out of ten.

^He has gotten weird looks from colleagues for it before and his stuttering and anxiety only got worse throughout those conversations because of it.

-He can't draw realistic things. Like, at all. But he is pretty good at little, cartoonish doodles.

-Lasko's taste in music goes from lo-fi to Alt/Punk Rock. It's one or the other and nothing in between.

^Lasko has three playlists and they're titled: "Quiet" "Play this when someone asks what sort of music I like" and "Loud". You can guess what is in each of them.

^^He once gave Gavin his phone while the crew was hanging out and Gavin connected it with Freelancer's speakers and put the "Loud" playlist on. Lasko, Freelancer, and Damien now regularly exchange songs they like and let each other borrow CDs.

-Lasko had an alt phase and will take that secret to the grave because he thinks it's embarrassing (even though it looked really good on him).

^This is why he's good at doing makeup.

^^He can't do makeup on other people. He will literally poke their eyes out. But he is very gentle and patient with himself.

^^^His hair was dyed half red and half white once.

-Lasko listens to Audio RP to fall asleep and is embarrassed about it.

-Lasko sweats really quickly, which is why he dislikes summer - he has to shower nearly every day or he'll be self-conscious about the way he smells and feel disgusting the whole day.

The Following Listeners Were Convinced They Were Only Into Men But Then They Discovered Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing And They Realized They Were Wrong:

Darlin

Sweetheart

Freelancer

Honey

And, honestly, who can blame them?

Headcanons, Anyone? Yes, No, Maybe So? Well, Whether You Want Them Or Not: Here Are Some Milo "def cried after his re7 playthrough" Greer Ones!

-Sweetheart and him played re7 together because Sweetheart loves it. The original idea was for Milo to play it and for Sweetheart to watch, but whenever Milo got too terrified and wanted to "take a break" (-and never return), Sweetheart played through that section for him.

-Milo Greer is the second character I know to have had an alt phase.

^Unlike Lasko, however, Milo actually talks about it sometimes (mainly because Ash, David, and Tank witnessed this phase, and it gets brought up on occasion whether he likes it or not) and credits his makeup and dressing skills to it.

-Aggro just sits on his head every once in a while as Milo is working or watching tv. He'll just climb over the backrest and then tippy tappy his way onto Milo's head.

^Sweetheart laughs about it, but Milo finds it strangely comforting whenever his cat does that.

-He owns at least two pairs of plateaued boots. And we're talking a lot of plateau here. He's easily Asher's height when he puts them on.

-Milo Greer, in his teens, was part of his school band. And when the school disbanded it, he joined a band outside of school and became their second vocalist and guitarist mainly because he has a very good scream.

^Ash still gets goosebumps whenever he watches the video he took of Milo's first gig with that band.

-Milo prefers anime over other types of shows purely because he wants to watch movies/series without having to think about them too much. Needless to say, he mainly watches slice of life anime and "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K" is one of his favorites.

My Iced-Tea Categorization Thing But It's The Redacted Characters:

-Drinks iced tea straight from its two-liter carton:

Sam (but only when he doesn't have a glass)

Elliott (but it's a 1 liter carton)

Frederick (it's Bright Eyes' fault)

Huxley

Marcus

Caelum

Hudson

-Drinks iced tea from a glass like a normal person but the glass is filled with more ice than tea:

Gavin (3/4 Ice 1/4 tea)

Damien (the tea is more water than tea with how fast the ice melts so he needs a lot)

Xavier

Vincent

Kody

Milo

Blake

-Drinks iced tea warm, defeating the whole purpose of it being iced:

Ollie (forgets to drink it so it turns warm)

Ivan (Yandere and Flyboi)

Quinn (his teeth are sensitive)

Regulus

David

James

-Prefers hot tea:

Aaron

Camelopardalis

Avior

Anton

Brachium

Morgan

Eric

Geordi

"Why would you drink tea when [sugary, over-caffeinated thing that will one day give them diabetes] exists?":

Asher

Guy

Lasko

Nick

"Why would you drink?"

Vega