Number One Slow Burn Husband Is Finally Getting Headcanons - Tumblr Posts

You Already Know It. We're Doing More Headcanons. I Present To You: Samuel "definitely not one of my favorites whatever would make you think that /s" Collins.

-Mans buys a two-liter carton of iced tea when he's out on a drive and gets thirsty. He drinks it straight out of the carton and Vincent hates it.

^Yes, this is partially Darlin's fault.

-He actually likes wearing plateaued boots or boots with heels. No clue why, because he doesn't really need the extra height and that type of shoe doesn't usually go with his outfits, but he seems to just enjoy wearing them.

-He tried to do gardening as a hobby once and failed miserably. He did everything right and the plants died anyway.

-Contrary to popular belief, Sam's favorite genre of music isn't country. He actually has a weird obsession with classical music and listens to a lot of rock music from around 2010.

^The weird obsession with classical music originated when Sam was in his early teens. He would put on classical music when he was stressed because it was plenty loud to block out his parents arguing/yelling as well as his own thoughts and it was calm enough to keep him from snapping and getting aggressive.

-Sam is weirdly good at shaping ice. If you hand this man a block of ice and an ice pick he can cut you a detailed flower out of it.

^Instead of doing that, though, he mainly uses this talent to make little heart- or star-shaped ice cubes for his and Darlin's drinks.

-Sam has considered a name change before, but then people started calling him "Sam" instead of "Samuel" more often and he quickly scratched that idea.