As Per Request, I Will Assign The Redacted Cast Honkai Star Rail Mains (also Because I Have Been All

As per request, I will assign the Redacted cast Honkai Star Rail mains (also because I have been all over this game since release and am therefore most certainly the most qualified person for this job):

Asher: Still waiting for Fu Hua to make an appearance, but he almost cried when he saw Himeko and did cry when he pulled her. The Honkai Impact 3rd vet is now a Himeko main.

Baabe: Herta main because they thought she was cute.

Milo: A Jing Yuan main whose main team is based on follow-up attacks.

Sweetheart: A Welt Yang main who almost threw their phone the first time they saw and recognized him (they, like Asher, are also a Honkai Impact 3rd player).

Angel: Hook main solely to cause chaos.

David: Refuses to play this game, but would likely be a Clara main if he were to play.

Darlin: So far all of their pulls on standard and all their lost 50/50s have resulted in an E3 Gepard, which they've taken as a sign from whatever higher power that they must turn this man into a dps.

Sam: (Actually good at this game btw) has a team full of supports only and mains Asta.

Lovely: Serval main "because she's hot" (Vincent 100% agrees).

Vincent: Has been saving for Kafka since day one, but then Blade came out, and now all his Stellar Jade is gone.

Gavin: Yukong main (I tell you this, as a Yukong main).

Freelancer: Silver Wolf because "Why do the enemies always have the toughness I can't break with my current team?!"

Lasko: Somehow turned March 7th into a possible dps by building her follow-up attacks (also plays the freeze team of Herta/Pela/March/Gepard).

Lasko's Co-worker: Best Bailu build in all of Dahlia because god knows the d.a.m.n. crew doesn't build their healers properly.

Huxley: Bronya, because he likes playing and building supports.

Damien: Seele, because he likes doing big damage.

Kody: A very edgy Dan Heng main.

Elliott: Sushang main because big c-

Sunshine: Yanqing main. Don't ask why. I just feel like it.

Guy: Sampo. No explanation needed, I hope.

Honey: E6 Natasha which was originally built because Guy has no idea how to build healers correctly but after E6, Natasha just became a dps. Guy is scared of their build.

Besite: Qinque main because Bestie and Qinque give off the same vibe.

Blake: An Arlan main because symbolism.

Ollie: Pela main. He somehow knows her full name and how to write it properly.

Mentor: A Tingyun main because they think she's cute.

Aaron & Smartass: Preservation and Destruction path Trailblazer. This was Smartass' idea because they thought it would be funny.

Redacted Characters And Listeners As Things That I Or My Friends Have Said/Conversations We've Had:

Marcus: I wish I saw what people see in me fr

Asset: A bunch of organs?

Milo: But ok I wouldn't have high standards if I was Benedict Cumberbatch

Asher: Anyway, hope you're having fun with your book. Don't bite it in half or smth.

(Later)

Baabe: I surprisingly did not.

(Conversation about two different romance books)

Gavin: I was like, yes Rhys, get it-

Freelancer: I thought we were talking about Edward and Bella

Gavin: WHAT. GOODNIGHT. No.

Freelancer: I did not check the switch from Edward and Bella to Mister Fake-Latin-Name

Gavin: FAKE LATIN NAME💀

(Discussion of past relationships)

Darlin: I will show you convos of me and my ex-bf

Angel: Hold up when did you have a bf?

Darlin: Used to be my gf, turned out to be trans

Angel: Ohhh right right I remember

Darlin: The only time my friends believed I was gay

Lovely: Okay, Twilight shaped me into the deranged mess I am today, you should thank it.

Milo: Happy new year

Sweetheart: Make a wish

Milo: I want a big ass

Sweetheart: I want big tits

Milo: You can have mine

Sweetheart: Gladly

Milo: Only for you bbg

Vincent: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?

Sam: Neither- but if I had to pick I'm with the wolf all the way

Vincent: I FUCKING KNEW IT

Vincent: You werewolf-obsessed ass...

Sam: Though, Alice and Jasper were my pansexual awakening I'll be honest

Vincent: Alice 🧎‍♀️

Darlin: But still, call a therapist so you can get an appointment in a year. The longer you wait the longer... you'll have to wait- That sounded better in my head.

David: I have noticed just by talking to you.

Lasko: Can you promise me something real quick because otherwise I'll forget

Freelancer: Okok I mean tell me what to promise and maybe I'll do it.

Lasko: When I get my next paycheck you need to force me to buy the "Are You Lasky?" Shirt.

Lasko: I need to be the joke.

I was going to work through the reblogs I got on my "Tumblr I'm trying to do a thing, so please tell me what your favorite Redacted Audio audio(s) is/are" post.

But then I heard a song that made me think of Guy, so I started doing another one for him instead of one of the planned Avior, Lasko, or David edits.

However

I can't get the text for the video to do what I want it to, so I've started preparing yet another edit just to give me an excuse to continue editing audio instead of video.

So, uh, Tumblr people? What are some of your favorite Gavin quotes?

(Yes, "My little voyeur" is the only line I have so far, how did you know?)

Sweetheart and the dark academia aesthetic are the same thing and you will not tell me otherwise.

(Also the icon is super cute I love it-)

Because They're Funny, I've Taken More Things My Friend Has Said And Shoved Them Down Some Characters'/Listeners' Throats.

Elliott: Do you want one of my Mars ice cream? They're great depression food.

Sunshine: I'm lactose intolerant.

Elliott: ._.

Darlin: I'mma go look if I have them on Blu-ray. I probably don't, but I wanna check.

Sam: Yeh you do that.

Darlin: Oh you're coming with me, it's 1:08am - I ain't going nowhere on my own

Sam: I will be here, don't worry.

(Book ramble intensifies)

Lasko: Oh my god I'm rambling why didn't you say something?

Water Elemental: I like listening to people talk, that's why -w-

Lasko: :')

Water Elemental: It's one of my few good qualities-

Lasko: SHSHSHSH

Baabe: I mean, I've read quite a few books over the last two years, sooo

Asher: "Quite a few" 100+

Baabe: No... 96.

Asher: Same thing.

(Gacha games)

Angel: I pulled Herrscher of Human Ego just for the sake of it and now I don't know what to do with her

David: Who..?

Angel: Pink hot girl with cuteness and ice damage

David: Oh

(Texting at a family reunion)

Darlin: I want to go back to my laptop

Angel: Oh, you're on your phone?

Darlin: Ye I'm in the living room being social and all that happy shit with my family

Angel: Dang

Sam: They're such a golden retriever sometimes.

David: "Sometimes" - You know, when they're not killing people.

Lovely: I just woke up, sorry.

Vincent: Did you sleep well?

Lovely: No, the heat is awful and I want to kill the sun.

(Trying to write a book but the person helping you has seen too many bad fan-fictions.)

Angel: Please don't put the word "dominated" into a serious context because I will fold laughing.

Baabe: WOW OK

Angel: I'M SORRY-

Baabe: Would "conducted" make you feel better?

Angel: T r a i n s- but yea.

Baabe: What? Why trains?

Angel: Because train conductor? Trains.

Baabe: Oh...

Baabe: No.

Darlin: How does it feel to have me rant this chat filled with my need for hot vampire men? Great, I know ._.

Angel: This is actually quite entertaining, I have to admit.

Saw someone do something like this somewhere, no idea where the post went otherwise I would have linked it but whatever-

Assigning Redacted characters Mindless Self Indulgence songs (From someone who is very normal about that band) in no particular order and with the occasional quote from the song:

Gavin: Tight. [I didn't have a say in the matter, he picked it himself-]

Damien: Witness. [Me assigning him this song is a positive thing, I promise.]

Huxley: On It. [The Imperium is strong with this one...]

Kody: Get It Up. [ :) ]

Lasko: Revenge. [We all know this man just wants to bash some heads in and is doing his best not to.]

The Shaw pack in general: Ass Backwards. [Listen to the song, it's a vibe.]

Vincent: Molly. [Because Vincent was a good girl and he knew the reasons why-]

Sam: Bed Of Roses. [He deserves his little emo song, let him have it.]

Alexis: Evening Wear. [Originally planned on only doing voiced characters, but "It's not fair to be compared to you" is a line that just fit too well.]

William(/Vega): 1989. [*insert old man joke here]

Elliott: What Do They Know. ["Mess me up beyond all recognition. For what it's worth, I'd do it again" - because this man will sacrifice himself and everything for Sunshine with no regrets and we love him for that.]

Blake: Pay For It. ["I don't want you to hate me. I want you to wanna hate me. I don't want you to date me, I want you to wanna date me" - his constant internal struggle with his feelings for Bestie summed up very nicely.]

Regulus: 3 S'. [Doesn't fit 100% but the sentiment is there.]

Avior: Due. [I could quote a line from the song here, but I'd end up just putting most of the lyrics here. So. "Die, my darling" is the one I will go with.]

Guy: Bitches. ["This is how it should be done" indeed.]

Aaron: Mastermind. [No, I will not elaborate.]

Honorable listener mention:

Freelancer: Sex for Homework. [In homage to their humble beginnings.]