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𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩: 52, 35, 33, 53, 13
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𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨:
𝘾𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣: Trish Una
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*Coughs and cries in women obsession*
amen amen amen.
anyways- this has been on my draft for a while
THIS IS A MODERN AU! NO STANDS AND BIZZARE STUFF-
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Content warning: Yandere themes and gore? swearing!
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I'll get rid of them no matter what
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◈ Once you heard that Your deary has a boyfriend, you were furious but hid it with your smile.
◈ You know you HAD to get rid of him. That bastard was stealing your girl! in fact, he was rich as hell! he even has his own island but with no guards. you were jealous. were you not rich enough for her? you even showered her with money and jewelry! but you guessed that it wasn't enough.
◈ By the usual tactics, you invited him to go to a bar at night so that you guys could 'Get to know each other'
◈ Sneaking in front of his house, you held a bat tightly while wearing a crazed smile with eyes that screams your obsession for your love.
◈ Thinking about how you could get rid of him, the sound of his doorknob opening snapped you out of your thoughts as he popped out,. Not giving him the time to close the door, you immediately raise your hand and swung toward his head as a sound of cracking was heard.
◈ You smile as you began to chuckle, your chuckle immediately turning into a crazed laugh. You look down as blood pours out of his head while he groans at tries to stand up. "Oh? I didn't know you could still move! how strong! let's have an endurance test shall we?" he looks up at you with his eyes furrowed "You monster."
◈ raising your hand, you smash your bat to his head repeatedly until you get a close look at his brain as a pool of blood and an eyeball was on the dirt with small pieces of cranium scattered everywhere.
◈ you were insane. at least that's what your other victims said before you killed them brutally. blood, bones, and organs are always around.
◈ Dragging him inside his house, you immediately scurried to his room and looked for money, after you 'borrowed' money from him.
◈ you went to his garage and took a gallon of gasoline. Walking back to his dead body, you pour the liquid everywhere and on his body. Tossing the gallon away, you walk out of the house as you pulled out a lighter, and light it as you threw it inside the house.
◈ "Arrivederci, Amico." you smiled as you picked your bat up and walked away from his house.
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*KING CRIMSON*
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◈ This incident happened after a few days, the police have investigated this and haven't found clues.
◈ Trish was devastated once she found out and sought comfort from you. You were happy when she hugged you but you didn't like how she ranted about his boyfriend, she was complaining about how it always happens when she's in love with someone.
◈ You only hushed her and gave her some comfort. she kept crying on you as you whispered "you'll be mine soon.."
◈ "huh? what did you say y/n?" she looked at you teary-eyed as you gently pushed her head down back as you gave her headpats waiting for the time she sleeps.
◈ a few minutes passed before you heard soft snores, you look down as she sleeps peacefully. Deciding that it's a perfect time, you carried her bridal style and brought her to your bed.
◈ You took ropes and tied them on her hands and legs to the legs of the bed silently and gently but tight enough to make her stay. walking to the corner of your room, you sat down on your study desk and stared at her as you admired her looks and started to imagine scenarios about you and her being together and living happily.
◈ Hours passed as she woke up, her eyes slowly opening and blinking as she tried to sit up but the ropes pulled her back down as her eyes widen. she looks at you as you smile at her.
◈ "Good morning love~! how was your dream?" you ask as you stood up while dragging your chair next to the bed as you sat down and palmed her cheeks as she looks at you in confusion.
◈ "Y/n? wh-why am I tied up??" she asks as you retracted your hand from her cheeks with a frown.
◈ "You know, this wouldn't have happened if you weren't attracted to those disgusting bastards." you said as your eyes furrowed "What do you mean?" she looks at you in confusion but quickly realized the situation was her eyes widened in horror.
◈ "Y/n- did you kill them?" her voice trembled as your smile widened with your eyes as you laugh. She was scared of you. She didn't know it was who got rid of her past boyfriends, she didn't expect this to happen at all.
◈ "I could be a better boyfriend than them dear~ besides, isn't the color of love red? i did this to show my love for you but you didn't get the hint! i kept giving you everything you want! i even bought them for you! yet you just looked away from me and ran to your so-called 'boyfriend' who did the same thing as i did for you! WAS MY GIFTS AND AFFECTION NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!" you shout as you stood up from your chair and slammed a hand to the headboard of your bed, looking at her with crazed eyes filled with anger and mostly obsession.
◈ "MAYBE I SHOULD GET RID OF YOUR FRIEND TOO!" you yelled as she flinches with her eyes tears while you heard sniffs from her, you quickly gasped and pulled out your handkerchief and wiped her tears away.
◈ Sitting back down on your chair, you quickly sighed "Look. I'm sorry if i scared you but it was necessary, you kept pushing me away and i don't like that" patting her head for comfort didn't help her at all, she was still scared of you.
◈ " It's such a shame I turned out this way, a maniac" you stated as you looked at her kindly like nothing happened. "Please let me go.." she said as you look at her in confusion.
◈"let you go? i don't think so my love! i'll take care of you forever! and even if you managed to escape, run as you might but that won't do anything because i'll just bring you back here! unless you want me to contact one of your friends to come here and i'll threaten to kill them if you did"
◈ she looked away from you as she continued to cry silently, you just look at her and stood up. "I'll get rid of them no matter what, my love.'
Tiziano and Squalo with a yandere s/o
They got me wanting to gobble them up😋
Thank you for coming to my cafe, darling.
Sorry if I haven't been posting requests.. I've been busy and losing the motivation to write but I'll try my best to stay active. ( ╓ ‸╖)
Sorry in advance cause i wrote this informally-
But here's your order!
Content warning: Yandere themes but not written seriously
Yipee
☞ this is so messy i am very sorry ◈ Okay so you know how they both die from narancia? Let's say that you saved them from The little orang because obviously, you're obsessed with the lovers-
◈ They both passed out for a while and you took this chance to bring them back to your house while singing ٩(＾◡＾)۶ Now that they're in your house, you tie them up in your room after licking the blood from their wounds patching their wounds, of course, you don't want your beloveds to be injured :[
◈ Once they wake up their reactions would be confused but of course, they're gonna keep their guard up since they failed the mission. Did the boss take them back and is preparing their punishment? will they die??? if so, they're prepared to fight back, summoning their stands only to find out that they can't summon it. a stand attack?? is this the boss's stand power?
◈ Footsteps are heard approaching the door and BOOM!!! the door slammed open only to see..you..? Wait what- who are you?? and- is that narancia you're dragging..? wait why does his head have a hole- oh god his brain is showing..What is wrong with you?? you insane fuck😧
◈ Wait they made eye contact with you- are you gonna kill them next?? guess what happens next ◈ you dash towards them- close your eyes!! but the only thing they feel is..arms wrapping them both?? :0 Apparently you started giving them love kisses and affection! kissy kiss kiss muah muah chup chup ♡ ～('▽^人) God they're so cute! and hot- Don't you just wanna lock them up forever with you?
SDC Headcannons for Mario cart 🚗
This will be my first ever fic so pls enjoy <3
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Jotaro
- [ ] Character: bowser (he wants to be shy guy but doesn't want to look stupid)
- [ ] Favorite track: dolphin shoals
- [ ] Least favorite: baby park lmao
- [ ] Saves all his blue shells until he can get Polnareff or Joseph in first place, he just wants to be a dick
- [ ] Complains about the cheering in the background and asks kakyoin if he's able to turn it off (he can't)
- [ ] Is actually pretty good because of his quick thinking but has definitely broken a couple controllers out of pure rage 💀
With y/n
- [ ] Only apologizes when he hits you
- [ ] When the two of you are playing alone he will pick shy guy because he's much more comfortable around you <3
- [ ] Puts his hat on you to cover your eyes
- [ ] Tell him he's good and you'll get a hat tip and a "good grief😒" bc he's actually blushing
Kakyoin
- [ ] Character: tanooki Mario
- [ ] Favorite track: rainbow road(try hard)
- [ ] Least favorite: any desert level (stereotypical gamer who hates desert levels)
- [ ] Definitely the best and always wins
- [ ] The first time he deflected a blue shell with a boom box every one was like 😧. They then all yelled at him because they wouldn't tell him how he did it
- [ ] Always gets the boost at the beginning and tells people when they went too early or late (this man is an absolute menace)
- [ ] When he can't play he back seat drives as you are playing, but at least he's knows what he's doing
- [ ] Chooses his cart purely on stats and the other make fun of him bc it always looks goofy asf
With y/n
- [ ] Takes the time to teach you all the tricks
- [ ] Sits behind you with his hands on top of yours on the controller so he scan "show you" secretly kinda wants an excuse to touch you hands
- [ ] Gets SUPER flustered when you tell him how good he is lol
Polnareff
- [ ] Character: link bc he has a sword too
- [ ] Favorite track: Paris promenade
- [ ] Least favorite: royal raceway(its too girly)
- [ ] The worst
- [ ] Absolutely terrible
- [ ] Have you seen this man drive irl??
- [ ] My guy would finish in almost last place like every time and makes everyone play another round because he'll "beat them next time"
"Hey guys lets do baby park"- Polnareff
"Finally you can be yourself" - joot
"OH COME ON"-Polnareff
- [ ] Can literally never use his power ups at the right time
- [ ] Is surprisingly good at aiming green shells
- [ ] Forgets what lap he's on and stops to celebrate way too early 💀
With y/n
- [ ] Is you choose peach or daisy he will (not so subtly) choose Mario or Luigi to go along with you
- [ ] Wait for you at the end if you are some how worse then he is because he's a "gentleman" bc he's dumb asf but you love him
- [ ] Tell him you believe in him and that he'll do better next time and this man will straight up purpose to you
Joseph Joestar
- [ ] Character: Iggy bc he thinks it's funny that it the same name as the dog
- [ ] Favorite track: he seems like a yoshi circuit kinda guy
- [ ] Least favorite: Tokyo blur 👎
- [ ] Somehow
- [ ] Someway
- [ ] This incompetent mf is actually really good
- [ ] Played the OG with holly when she was tiny so he says he's "still got it"
- [ ] Jotaro is suspicious and feels like he's using hermit purple to cheat (he probably is)
- [ ] Is terrible at using the gliders, never knows where he is going, has a terrible track record with planes and he's no different in the game
- [ ] Calls peach hot only to be berated by the rest of them for weeks
- [ ] "HOLY SHITTT" every time he gets hit with a blue shell
- [ ] Is told to stfu multiple times per game by Jotaro
With y/n
- [ ] Calls you his good luck charm *wink wink*
- [ ] Asks you to give him a kiss every time he wins. I'm so sorry Susie Q
- [ ] Tell him he's good at the game and he will be like "haha guess this old guy has still got it😅"
Avdol
- [ ] Character: dry bones
- [ ] Favorite track: grumble volcano
- [ ] Least favorite: Moo Moo meadows (this sweet heart hates the thought of hitting cows)
- [ ] Will apologize every time he hits someone or passes them
- [ ] Forgets it's just a game and tries to use magicians red to burn the CPU's
Please I just imagine him shouting "MAGICIANS RED" in the middle of a race and everyone goes quite and looks at him lmaooo
- [ ] Wants to play on teams but no one else ever does
- [ ] Knows all the shorts cuts even more than kakyoin which is surprising
- [ ] Gets really angry every time he's hit by a stage obstacle like a piranha plant or a chain chomp
With y/n
- [ ] No matter how hard it is he is playing with one hand over your shoulder and you can't complain (mans a human heater)
- [ ] Apologies extra when he hits you on accident bc he never would on purpose
- [ ] Tell him he's good and he's a blushing mess the rest of the night and can't think straight 👍
Iggy
-[ ] Has eaten more than one controller and had to get taken to the vet at least once
My friend guesses the names and rates the jojos + some jobros parts 1 and 2
Before we start a big thank you to my boy TKG please please take a look at his Spotify and YouTube! He makes some banger music so take a listen and thank you once again!
https://www.youtube.com/c/ThomasKingGaming
Alrighty let's get started
There is a second part for parts 3 and 4 so look on my profile!
I'm addicted
I promise I still write fanfics 🙏🙏
