My Friend Guesses The Names And Rates The Jojos + Some Jobros Parts 1 And 2

My friend guesses the names and rates the jojos + some jobros parts 1 and 2

Before we start a big thank you to my boy TKG please please take a look at his Spotify and YouTube! He makes some banger music so take a listen and thank you once again!

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i make music that is pretty ok i think, i try to be unique with the whole instrumental thing so you'll see some creative stuff from this cha

Alrighty let's get started

There is a second part for parts 3 and 4 so look on my profile!

SDC Headcannons for Mario cart 🚗

This will be my first ever fic so pls enjoy <3

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Jotaro

- [ ] Character: bowser (he wants to be shy guy but doesn't want to look stupid)

- [ ] Favorite track: dolphin shoals

- [ ] Least favorite: baby park lmao

- [ ] Saves all his blue shells until he can get Polnareff or Joseph in first place, he just wants to be a dick

- [ ] Complains about the cheering in the background and asks kakyoin if he's able to turn it off (he can't)

- [ ] Is actually pretty good because of his quick thinking but has definitely broken a couple controllers out of pure rage 💀

With y/n

- [ ] Only apologizes when he hits you

- [ ] When the two of you are playing alone he will pick shy guy because he's much more comfortable around you <3

- [ ] Puts his hat on you to cover your eyes

- [ ] Tell him he's good and you'll get a hat tip and a "good grief😒" bc he's actually blushing

Kakyoin

- [ ] Character: tanooki Mario

- [ ] Favorite track: rainbow road(try hard)

- [ ] Least favorite: any desert level (stereotypical gamer who hates desert levels)

- [ ] Definitely the best and always wins

- [ ] The first time he deflected a blue shell with a boom box every one was like 😧. They then all yelled at him because they wouldn't tell him how he did it

- [ ] Always gets the boost at the beginning and tells people when they went too early or late (this man is an absolute menace)

- [ ] When he can't play he back seat drives as you are playing, but at least he's knows what he's doing

- [ ] Chooses his cart purely on stats and the other make fun of him bc it always looks goofy asf

With y/n

- [ ] Takes the time to teach you all the tricks

- [ ] Sits behind you with his hands on top of yours on the controller so he scan "show you" secretly kinda wants an excuse to touch you hands

- [ ] Gets SUPER flustered when you tell him how good he is lol

Polnareff

- [ ] Character: link bc he has a sword too

- [ ] Favorite track: Paris promenade

- [ ] Least favorite: royal raceway(its too girly)

- [ ] The worst

- [ ] Absolutely terrible

- [ ] Have you seen this man drive irl??

- [ ] My guy would finish in almost last place like every time and makes everyone play another round because he'll "beat them next time"

"Hey guys lets do baby park"- Polnareff

"Finally you can be yourself" - joot

"OH COME ON"-Polnareff

- [ ] Can literally never use his power ups at the right time

- [ ] Is surprisingly good at aiming green shells

- [ ] Forgets what lap he's on and stops to celebrate way too early 💀

With y/n

- [ ] Is you choose peach or daisy he will (not so subtly) choose Mario or Luigi to go along with you

- [ ] Wait for you at the end if you are some how worse then he is because he's a "gentleman" bc he's dumb asf but you love him

- [ ] Tell him you believe in him and that he'll do better next time and this man will straight up purpose to you

Joseph Joestar

- [ ] Character: Iggy bc he thinks it's funny that it the same name as the dog

- [ ] Favorite track: he seems like a yoshi circuit kinda guy

- [ ] Least favorite: Tokyo blur 👎

- [ ] Somehow

- [ ] Someway

- [ ] This incompetent mf is actually really good

- [ ] Played the OG with holly when she was tiny so he says he's "still got it"

- [ ] Jotaro is suspicious and feels like he's using hermit purple to cheat (he probably is)

- [ ] Is terrible at using the gliders, never knows where he is going, has a terrible track record with planes and he's no different in the game

- [ ] Calls peach hot only to be berated by the rest of them for weeks

- [ ] "HOLY SHITTT" every time he gets hit with a blue shell

- [ ] Is told to stfu multiple times per game by Jotaro

With y/n

- [ ] Calls you his good luck charm *wink wink*

- [ ] Asks you to give him a kiss every time he wins. I'm so sorry Susie Q

- [ ] Tell him he's good at the game and he will be like "haha guess this old guy has still got it😅"

Avdol

- [ ] Character: dry bones

- [ ] Favorite track: grumble volcano

- [ ] Least favorite: Moo Moo meadows (this sweet heart hates the thought of hitting cows)

- [ ] Will apologize every time he hits someone or passes them

- [ ] Forgets it's just a game and tries to use magicians red to burn the CPU's

Please I just imagine him shouting "MAGICIANS RED" in the middle of a race and everyone goes quite and looks at him lmaooo

- [ ] Wants to play on teams but no one else ever does

- [ ] Knows all the shorts cuts even more than kakyoin which is surprising

- [ ] Gets really angry every time he's hit by a stage obstacle like a piranha plant or a chain chomp

With y/n

- [ ] No matter how hard it is he is playing with one hand over your shoulder and you can't complain (mans a human heater)

- [ ] Apologies extra when he hits you on accident bc he never would on purpose

- [ ] Tell him he's good and he's a blushing mess the rest of the night and can't think straight 👍

Iggy

-[ ] Has eaten more than one controller and had to get taken to the vet at least once

Parts 1-4 Jojos with a SO who has braces

Just got my braces on for the second time and it got me thinking so here you go!

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Johnathan

The sweetest every

Will never let you be in pain alone

Even if it hurts this man is by your side 24/7

Has big 'ol hands so expect him to message your face <3

Will carry you everywhere even though there is no reason

It's on site if Dio ever makes fun of you

Joseph

Calls you "brace face" (I'm so sorry)💀

Really annoying at first saying shit like "it can't hurt THAT bad"

But once he sees you're really in pain he will do anything for you

Buys you shit you can't eat on accident, Caesar smacks him for being stupid

Overall, despite being a dumbass he loves you so you are in good hands

Still calls you "brace face" but lovingly

Jotaro

This man, despite his facade, loves you so much

Not much for words of comfort but you will wake up with all the food in your house that you couldn't eat, replaced with stuff you can <3

Thinks they are kinda badass

Star platinum (bc he's like super accurate )helps you puts your rubber bands in because Jotaro just can't express how much he wants to help you

Just try to talk about yourself negatively, all your getting is "good greif 😒. You look fine, you still look the same to me" he loves you

Josuke

He definitely had braces as a kid so he knows what to do to help you

Upset that crazy dimond can't fix it

If you say that you don't like he will be like "look on the bright side! If you bite some creep it will hurt more😅" he's trying his best

Will treat your braces like his hair, anyone says anything, they are meeting god

Has everything you need, pain killers, wax, the whole shabang

Another post for my moot @yuneara <3

DIU boys playing Pokémon

This will be for Pokémon sword and shield bc that the game I've play most recently

Josuke

Stater Pokémon: sobble

Pokémon on his team: unfezant, roserade, cinccinco, gothita, and froslass

Lovessss Pokémon who have hair

Spends hours trying every hairstyle in the game and is upset that none of the match

His favorite gym leader was probably rohan

Always playing with his Pokémon

Can't stand hop

Lives playing in matches against you

The only time you'll probably win is if you kiss him randomly to distract him

Okuyasu

Starter Pokémon: scorbunny

Pokémon on his team: greedent, obstagoon, tsareena, machamp, and snorlax

Into big strong Pokémon, except tsareena who he found as a bonsweet and absolutely fell in love with, she is now the mvp of his team

Gets very emotional if any Pokémon he has faints

Head over heels for every girl in the game especially melony bc he has a thing for milfs

Constantly reminds you that you are better than all of them though <3

Doesn't understand type match ups no matter how many times josuke explains it

Tries really hard to beat you but can never do it so be prepared for a lot of "just one more round!" In all honesty he probably just wants more time with you

Koichi



Starter Pokémon: grookey

Pokémon on his team: shiftry, an arcanine named police (like his dog), crustle, quagsire, and gardevoir

Gets super into it, nothing can interrupt him if he's in the middle of a battle (you'll probably have to shake him if you want his attention)

Doesn't really care about his appearance in the game and will probably never change what he looks like

Favorite gym leader was probably milo or nessa (she awakened something in him lol)

The kind of person to attempt a nuzlock and then get too upset when his Pokémon die

Likes to play it while sitting in your lap

Can we get some first date headcanons for SDC? c:

Ofccc! Tysm for responding!

Joots

Definitely swallowed his pride and asks Joseph for help

Super nervous like he doesn't know what to do

Be patient with him, he probably will just take you for a walk, he really likes night walks down to the beach

He will talk to you about any fish or aquatic animal he sees and is super happy when you are interested too

Overall very chill first date, kisses you very quickly at the end before practically running back to his hotel room

Kakyoin

This poor boy... is SO nervous

He's dreamed of his first date with you since the moment he fell in love

He's so excited to spend alone time with you

Takes you to an arcade!

Loves to teach you how to play video games and is even more happy if you get good enough to beat him (he might let you win, maybe)

Stands behind you and puts his hands over yours to teach you, gets super red when he realized what he did

You are going to have to initiate a kiss bc he is overthinking it to much to do anything

He is a stuttering mess when you pull away

Polnareff

Lover boyyyy

Very romantic and planned date

Takes you to dinner...until it get ruined by Iggy...

He's super upset that his perfect date got ruined

You might have to reassure him that everything is ok and that you are having a good time

The mood is down until he hears someone playing music and pulls you up to dance

You spend the rest of the night dancing as the sun goes down

When the music stops he pulls you close and gives you a very passionate kiss <3

Oldseph

Pays for EVERYTHING

Don't even try to pull your money out he has got it covered

Fancy limousine, nice restaurant, and he buys you anything you so much as look at

This isn't his first rodeo (Suzie Q I am so sorry) so he knows how to impress a girl on his first date

Likes being with you because you make him feel young again and bring out his mischievous side so shenanigans begin

He is 👏 experienced👏 he kisses you with a hand on your back and one cradling your face

When it's time for you to part ways he ruffled your hair

Avdol

Another nervous boy

Takes you on a nature walk

He has your hand in his the entire time

If you get tired he has you up on his shoulders and his is on cloud 9

Just really happy to spend some time with you like you are the only people in the world

Picnic dateeeee

Makes a bunch of food for you both to enjoy

Kiss him while you are laying in the grass next to him and he will fall in love all over again

I'm backkk

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