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This will be my first ever fic so pls enjoy <3
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Jotaro

- [ ] Character: bowser (he wants to be shy guy but doesn't want to look stupid)
- [ ] Favorite track: dolphin shoals
- [ ] Least favorite: baby park lmao
- [ ] Saves all his blue shells until he can get Polnareff or Joseph in first place, he just wants to be a dick
- [ ] Complains about the cheering in the background and asks kakyoin if he's able to turn it off (he can't)
- [ ] Is actually pretty good because of his quick thinking but has definitely broken a couple controllers out of pure rage 💀
With y/n
- [ ] Only apologizes when he hits you
- [ ] When the two of you are playing alone he will pick shy guy because he's much more comfortable around you <3
- [ ] Puts his hat on you to cover your eyes
- [ ] Tell him he's good and you'll get a hat tip and a "good grief😒" bc he's actually blushing
Kakyoin

- [ ] Character: tanooki Mario
- [ ] Favorite track: rainbow road(try hard)
- [ ] Least favorite: any desert level (stereotypical gamer who hates desert levels)
- [ ] Definitely the best and always wins
- [ ] The first time he deflected a blue shell with a boom box every one was like 😧. They then all yelled at him because they wouldn't tell him how he did it
- [ ] Always gets the boost at the beginning and tells people when they went too early or late (this man is an absolute menace)
- [ ] When he can't play he back seat drives as you are playing, but at least he's knows what he's doing
- [ ] Chooses his cart purely on stats and the other make fun of him bc it always looks goofy asf
With y/n
- [ ] Takes the time to teach you all the tricks
- [ ] Sits behind you with his hands on top of yours on the controller so he scan "show you" secretly kinda wants an excuse to touch you hands
- [ ] Gets SUPER flustered when you tell him how good he is lol
Polnareff

- [ ] Character: link bc he has a sword too
- [ ] Favorite track: Paris promenade
- [ ] Least favorite: royal raceway(its too girly)
- [ ] The worst
- [ ] Absolutely terrible
- [ ] Have you seen this man drive irl??
- [ ] My guy would finish in almost last place like every time and makes everyone play another round because he'll "beat them next time"
"Hey guys lets do baby park"- Polnareff
"Finally you can be yourself" - joot
"OH COME ON"-Polnareff
- [ ] Can literally never use his power ups at the right time
- [ ] Is surprisingly good at aiming green shells
- [ ] Forgets what lap he's on and stops to celebrate way too early 💀
With y/n
- [ ] Is you choose peach or daisy he will (not so subtly) choose Mario or Luigi to go along with you
- [ ] Wait for you at the end if you are some how worse then he is because he's a "gentleman" bc he's dumb asf but you love him
- [ ] Tell him you believe in him and that he'll do better next time and this man will straight up purpose to you
Joseph Joestar

- [ ] Character: Iggy bc he thinks it's funny that it the same name as the dog
- [ ] Favorite track: he seems like a yoshi circuit kinda guy
- [ ] Least favorite: Tokyo blur 👎
- [ ] Somehow
- [ ] Someway
- [ ] This incompetent mf is actually really good
- [ ] Played the OG with holly when she was tiny so he says he's "still got it"
- [ ] Jotaro is suspicious and feels like he's using hermit purple to cheat (he probably is)
- [ ] Is terrible at using the gliders, never knows where he is going, has a terrible track record with planes and he's no different in the game
- [ ] Calls peach hot only to be berated by the rest of them for weeks
- [ ] "HOLY SHITTT" every time he gets hit with a blue shell
- [ ] Is told to stfu multiple times per game by Jotaro
With y/n
- [ ] Calls you his good luck charm *wink wink*
- [ ] Asks you to give him a kiss every time he wins. I'm so sorry Susie Q
- [ ] Tell him he's good at the game and he will be like "haha guess this old guy has still got it😅"
Avdol

- [ ] Character: dry bones
- [ ] Favorite track: grumble volcano
- [ ] Least favorite: Moo Moo meadows (this sweet heart hates the thought of hitting cows)
- [ ] Will apologize every time he hits someone or passes them
- [ ] Forgets it's just a game and tries to use magicians red to burn the CPU's
Please I just imagine him shouting "MAGICIANS RED" in the middle of a race and everyone goes quite and looks at him lmaooo
- [ ] Wants to play on teams but no one else ever does
- [ ] Knows all the shorts cuts even more than kakyoin which is surprising
- [ ] Gets really angry every time he's hit by a stage obstacle like a piranha plant or a chain chomp
With y/n
- [ ] No matter how hard it is he is playing with one hand over your shoulder and you can't complain (mans a human heater)
- [ ] Apologies extra when he hits you on accident bc he never would on purpose
- [ ] Tell him he's good and he's a blushing mess the rest of the night and can't think straight 👍
Iggy

-[ ] Has eaten more than one controller and had to get taken to the vet at least once
SDC animal crossing headcannons bc I said so🤩

-Just pretend everyone can play on the same island and stuff without having to be the main account ok? Ok.-
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Jotaro

Only plays because kakyoin asked him to
Literally never talks to the villagers, like they always want to leave
He uses this game like a fishing simulator, all he does is fish
Walks around the museum 24/7
Only really plays late at night so he never gets to shop
With y/n
As I've said before he's not big on words, but you will find stuff outside your house that he "didn't want" (he just wanted to give you something)
Takes you around the museum and tells you everything about the fish he donated <3
Kakyoin

Plays this game like all the time
Restarted over and over again until he got cherries for his island fruit
Buys everything he sees in the shops and his house is decorated so nicely
Literally the only reason the boys even progress in the game
With y/n
He absolutely loves playing with you and probably digs holes around your house so you'll fall in (out of love)
Always haves medicine in case you get stung
Polnareff

He has no clue what is going on
Spends everyday running around and talking to the villagers so much that they get annoyed
Still has a tent for a house bc he cannot figure out how to upgrade it
Buys so many clothes and never wears them, his outfit might look goofy but he thinks he looks great 💀
With y/n
Gets jealous when you talk to the villagers more than him
Very upset that you two can't share a house, and makes the dumbest sex jokes if you two ever end up laying next to each other
Joseph

Invites the most ugly god damn villagers to the island
He has no shame and bought bells off the internet so he didn't have to work for it
Cannot decorate and leaves things he doesn't want all over the island
Hates Tom nook and is very adamant about how much he annoys him, like, he won't stop talking about it
With y/n
Has you show him how to play the game and gets super excited when you offer to decorate for him
Buys you literally everything that in nooks cranny every day, it does not matter if you already have three, you are getting another one
Avdol

Plants and waters flower all the time, he takes care of them every day
His house is full of bugs that he caught and doesn't want to donate because he loves them to much
Yells at people for running through the flowers especially Polnareff
Gives his villagers presents everyday
With y/n
You are the only person he trusts to take care of his flowers besides him
Has matching outfits with you <3
Jotaro x reader based off of ⬇️ this video
Jotaro x fem! Reader
Pls enjoy<3
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You were sitting your hotel room beside Jotaro, Polnareff was seated across from you two on the other bed. They were both smoking and you just sat there enjoy the company of both your boyfriend and Polnareff.
"I'm telling you she was just the prettiest girl I've ever seen!" Polnareff gushed about a girl he had seen earlier this morning whom the rest of you had to drag him away from
"Good grief" Jotaro replied "quit complaining" he said, taking a long draw from the cigarette between his lips
You giggled at their banter and compelled by Pols love talk you went in to kiss Jotaro on the lips but before you could he directed your face so your lips landed on his cheek. You pulled back, confused, until he point at the cig dangling fro his mouth. Your boyfriend didn't want to inhale it or worse, burn yourself, but you just replied with a dissatisfied "humph" and went back to listening to Polnareff.
"Aww come on Jotaro" Pol complained "your girlfriend wants a kiss the least you could do is comply, ya know if I had a girlfriend there's no way I would ever try to dodge one of her-"
Possibly just to shut Polnareff up and maybe to indulge some of your, and his own wants Jotaro did something you could never expect. While both of you were still sitting he dipped you down into his arms and used his tongue to push his cigarette back into his mouth before stealing you lips in a light, yet still passionate kiss. Your were at a loss for words, the slight taste of the cig still on his lips and the way he held you had your face a blushing mess when he pulled back a popped the cigarette back out and continued to nonchalantly smoke as if nothing had happened. While you sat there completely baffled by how smooth your boyfriend had just been.
"There, happy now?" He said, glaring at Polnareff while looking off to his side to shoot a small smirk at you
"Wha-what the hell was that?!?" Polnareff sputtered " Jotaro you going to HAVE to teach me how to do that" lost in his own thoughts he continued "man just think how many girls would swoon if I pulled that move, maybe I can use it on the beauty from this morning-"
"Definitely not." Jotaro said sternly continuing to glare at the French man
You giggled and relaxed enjoying to company of those two, while gently laying your head to rest on Jotaro's shoulder.
Parts 1-5 jojos when you want to leave a party early
Johnathan
"Of course darling let's leave right now"
He is ready to go the moment you say something
He's already called a car or carriage ig? Idk it was 1800s when he was still alive so
Any way
The sweetest ever, will do whatever it takes to make you comfortable
Will carry you out of the party no questions asked
If somebody is making you uncomfortable
Will immediately walk over to them and his internal monologue is just "should I punch them? No that would very un-gentalmanly of me. But they were making them uncomfortable? So should I?"
In the end he settles for giving them a very stern talking to and if the message doesn't get through THEN he will put them in a head lock
Joseph
"Alrighty then lets have a stay at home date hm?"
Is really annoying at first
"Do we HAVE to go" he would look so upset and give you the puppy face
All you would have to do is make it clear you don't want to be here and he is grabbing your coats
He's a total extrovert so he doesn't really understand being socially exhausted so you might have to explain it to him
If someone was making you uncomfortable
Has a mischievous glint in his eye when he asks who it was
"that person over there? Why they look like a total idiot just wait here."
Uses a hamon charged glass to deck their ass with water
Jotaro
"Finally, come on let's go"
He was already wanting to leave so he is a bit relieved when you say that you are ready to go early
Don't even worry about explaining introvertedness to him, he gets it.
If it's too loud he will put his hat on you head to cover your ears
If someone was making you uncomfortable
He doesn't say anything he just walks around the corner and hear a very loud " ORA" and the whole place goes silent
He then grabs your hand extra tight and leaves
Josuke
"Yeah you said it, let's get out of here"
He is totally cool with leaving
Says goodbye to Okuyasu and Koichi
Once that's taken care of you guys are out of there!
Walks you home and offers to stay with you
You don't have to apologize, if you even try to he's stopping you "there's no need for that I just want to spend time with you not at some lame party" *cue big goofy josuke grin*
If someone was making you uncomfortable
His eyes go dark
"Can you point them out babe."
Winds up and punches them square in the face before yelling at them and telling them that if they ever got close to you again he would screw their nose up so much they wouldn't be able breath
He's not joking
Giorno
"Yes my dearest just give me one moment"
He wants to get a video of Mista, narancia, and fugo dancing before he goes
Takes you hand and will shove anyone who is in your way as you two are leaving
Takes you to get gelato
Makes you flowers out of stuff to entertain you if he can't leave right away<3
If some was making you uncomfortable
Dead
They are dead now
Y'all please I have no clue what to write plssss send me suggestions it can literally be for anything not just jjba
I will write whatever you submit so plssss
*I will not write yandere stuff or smut bc I am a minor*

Jotaro fluff-fic <3
This is a modern AU where Jotaro and Kakyoin go to the same school as you, while living with holly and the rest of the sdc
Jotaro x fem!reader

Jotaro couldn't deny it any longer, he had a crush on you. You were kind and sweet to everyone around you, even him. You had a hard life, living alone after your father ran away and your mother tragically passed, yet even still you were always willing to help others.
You had met through having to sit next to each other in class and kakyoin of course broke the ice. At first he found your excitable and bubbly personality annoying. He soon realized the only reason he was annoyed is that he was falling for you.
That uncharacteristic kindness he extended to you is how he got in this situation in the first place: you had fallen asleep on the couch in the commons of your school, jotaro and kakyoin had stayed later because they needed to help with moving some things. They found you there, finals and tests had been hitting everyone hard, but with your need to not disappoint others you had been over working yourself. You probably just wanted to close your eyes for a second but now here you were, fast asleep, you had missed the only train back to your house, and you would get in trouble if you stayed here. Neither of them knew what to do.
Yes, they tried to wake you up, yelling, shaking, loud noises, nothing worked. You were a deep sleeper.
"We should take her with us" Jotaro said flatly
"What? That's basically kidnapping, jotaro" kakyoin replied (a little worried his friend would think of something like that)
"She can't get back to her house, she won't wake up, and we can't leave her here. It's dangerous for her to be on her own, I don't want anything to happen" jotaro muttered the last part under his breath
Kakyoin smirked "why don't you call mr. Joestar and see what he has to say, he is the one picking us up after all"
"Fine I'll call the old man" Jotaro huffed
A few moments later he returned with the knowledge that his grandpa didn't care as long as they got back in time for dinner.
"Good grief" jotaro scoffed about to leave you, he didn't want to make his feelings towards you any more obvious, so he opted to ignore them. That was, until he felt something tug on his coat, he turned around to see you had grabbed onto him in your sleep. Jotaro felt his heart flutter, he couldn't leave you now could he?
He scooped you up bridal style his arm and when you gabbed into his shirt, still asleep, he felt his knees go weak. He caught up with kakyoin who was beginning to walk outside to Mr. Joestar's car.
"Well-l" kakyoin started
"Shut it" jotaro grumbled
Yeah there was no hiding it, jotaro was head over heals for you.
Part 2???😳
Can we get some first date headcanons for SDC? c:
Ofccc! Tysm for responding!
Joots
Definitely swallowed his pride and asks Joseph for help
Super nervous like he doesn't know what to do
Be patient with him, he probably will just take you for a walk, he really likes night walks down to the beach
He will talk to you about any fish or aquatic animal he sees and is super happy when you are interested too
Overall very chill first date, kisses you very quickly at the end before practically running back to his hotel room
Kakyoin
This poor boy... is SO nervous
He's dreamed of his first date with you since the moment he fell in love
He's so excited to spend alone time with you
Takes you to an arcade!
Loves to teach you how to play video games and is even more happy if you get good enough to beat him (he might let you win, maybe)
Stands behind you and puts his hands over yours to teach you, gets super red when he realized what he did
You are going to have to initiate a kiss bc he is overthinking it to much to do anything
He is a stuttering mess when you pull away
Polnareff
Lover boyyyy
Very romantic and planned date
Takes you to dinner...until it get ruined by Iggy...
He's super upset that his perfect date got ruined
You might have to reassure him that everything is ok and that you are having a good time
The mood is down until he hears someone playing music and pulls you up to dance
You spend the rest of the night dancing as the sun goes down
When the music stops he pulls you close and gives you a very passionate kiss <3
Oldseph
Pays for EVERYTHING
Don't even try to pull your money out he has got it covered
Fancy limousine, nice restaurant, and he buys you anything you so much as look at
This isn't his first rodeo (Suzie Q I am so sorry) so he knows how to impress a girl on his first date
Likes being with you because you make him feel young again and bring out his mischievous side so shenanigans begin
He is 👏 experienced👏 he kisses you with a hand on your back and one cradling your face
When it's time for you to part ways he ruffled your hair
Avdol
Another nervous boy
Takes you on a nature walk
He has your hand in his the entire time
If you get tired he has you up on his shoulders and his is on cloud 9
Just really happy to spend some time with you like you are the only people in the world
Picnic dateeeee
Makes a bunch of food for you both to enjoy
Kiss him while you are laying in the grass next to him and he will fall in love all over again
Hiya!!
Can you do a (platonic if you can) sdc x reader who loves to draw and make comics? it would be so wholesome. :)
thank you!!
Ofcccc!
SDC x reader who loves to draw and make comics [platonic]
Jotaro
Joseph definitely read him he favorite comics when he was a kid so he enjoys them
When he sees you drawing he wants to comment on it but doesn't want to like...be weird about it (stop overthinking joot)
You'd probably have to call him out on him watching you from afar
He's sooooo excited if you ask him to look at your work (doesn't show it tho)
His relaxing time now is usually spent in your company, watching you draw
Kakyoin
It's cannon that he loves manga so he would be SUPER into it from the start
Definitely info dumps about all his favorites to you bc he hasn't had anyone else to talk to and loves listening to you talk about drawing and the whole process
Likes to watch and compliments you on your work
Brings you things to drink/eat as you are working so you can stay productive
Polnareff
Doesn't really get it at first bc I feel like he didn't grow up with comics like the other two
Once you explain it to him though get prepared for about a thousand questions about the entire process
Constantly volunteering himself to help you with posing by being your model
Is right behind you whenever you work which can get kinda annoying but he's just really excited to see something you're passionate about
Oldseph
I'm like 99% sure it's cannon he read comics in part 2
So he is sooooo excited when you tell him that something you like to do
Whips out his old comic book collection to show you
Buys you like new supplies like every time he's out (supportive grandpa!)
Asks if you can draw him all the time since he's always wanted to see what he would look like as a flashy comic character
Avdol
Doesn't want to pry and ask to many questions but don't let that fool you he'd absolutely adore learning about your hobby!
Wants to know everything, the drawing, the coloring, the story process, he's going to soak up as much knowledge as possible
Chases people away when you are working so that you can have a quiet space to work
Shows you yoga and exercises to help with a sore back after hunching over the paper for so long and holding onto a pencil for hours
Could honestly fall asleep to sound of your pencil scratching the paper and sometimes does on accident 
This is for my lovely moot @yuneara so pls enjoy
SDC play legend of Zelda BOTW
Botw is a single player but I'll still try to add in some x reader stuff bc that's my thing 👍
Jotaro

Once again he only played bc Kakyoin asked him to
Ends up actually really liking the game and playing it in his free time
Daruk reminds him a bit of star platinum so he enjoyed his quest line
The kind of person who actively seeks out larger enemies so he can fight them for fun
Thinks Zelda is annoying af
Help him find good gear and he will literally be so happy
Kakyoin

Speed runs the game 24/7
Winds bomb, boko-bounce, you name he knows all the strats
Probably enjoyed mipha's quest line the best
Has a 100% save of the game that took him forever and now he hates koroks because of it lol
Is just...so excited if you ask him how to do speed running tricks
Polnareff

Is actually really good, probably because of his experience with swords
Self inserts with link and wishes he had a love story like his and Zelda's (knight in shining armor type vibe)
Didn't really have a favorite quest line but thought revali was super annoying
Sexy saxophone music literally played in his head when he saw Urbosa for the first time (loves big women)
Help him do shrines I'm begging you he can't figure half of them out
Oldseph

Old man doesn't know what to do
Cannot paraglide for the life of him (I do not trust this man with anything in the air)
Buys every. Single. Outfit.
Is really embarrassed when he had to dress up as a girl for for gerudo town *cue his "oh my goddddd"*
Is absolutely down bad for all of the fairies says he's their sugar daddy for giving them money (please sir you a married man)
Really likes revali's quest line because he reminds him of Caesar
Avdol

Absolutely loves all of gerudo
Talks to everyone is every village he sees and probably has names memorized
Side quests are his main priority
Loves to cook and collect ingredients
The story doesn't matter to this man he's just having fun
Has so many horses and literally cried when one of them accidentally dies
His favorite horse is named after you
Polnareff makes fun of him like "oh so you're riding them hm hm😏😏😏"
*avdol slapped him*
Oldseph IS hot
I literally made this out of spite bc two of my friends keep saying he's not hot when look at him? He CLEARLY IS

This post was made by the Oldseph appreciation squad

hiii! hope you’re having a good day so far! i just read your recent bucci gang headcanons and i loved them! i was wondering if i could have some headcanons of the bucci gang reacting to the new fem! reader who, despite being a bit introverted and shy, actually has a motherly side to them whenever the team’s severely hurt? like as soon as the reader sees a member injured, she’s immediately rushing towards them with the first aid kit, even before giorno could do anyting LMAO. and when she has the courage, she’ll scold the member for not being careful and might ask bucciarati to send them on team missions rather than solo missions (unless necessary). bonus points: the reader’s stand is sentient and is able to talk, and sometimes the stand will even scold the bucci gang, even as far as scolding the team’s stands too 😂 (reader’s stand also has a motherly side to it so sometimes whenever one of the member’s stands is out, she’ll go up to them, just making sure they’re okay before retreating back to the reader). ty!! <33
Ahhhh this is so cuteeee I love itt
Bucci gang with a motherly reader
Bucci gang x fem!reader

Bruno absolutely adores you, he relies on you to keep the team alive because god knows they can't do it themselves
I feel like your stand would have a mind of its own, slapping people when they got hurt for doing something stupid, it's not like you were going to slap them your soul just really wanted to
On that same note just imagine your stand going up to put bandaids on someone while you're still trying to fight, it just can't help it's self
You are going to get scolded by some of the more serious members (abbaccio and fugo) for not having any sense of self preservation, you are always running records whoever's hurt not thinking about the consequences that might have on you. They might seem mad at you but deep down they're just worried too and wouldn't want anything to happen to you
While on the other side mista and naranica are always thanking you and asking for bandages or pain meds because they stubbed their toe or something like that
Giorno has accidentally called you mom before and felt super embarrassed afterwards
Tysm for requesting something these really make my day so I hope you enjoy!
Part 2 of Jotaro fluff-fic (fem reader)

He hauled himself into the car your face still buried in his chest, he was just waiting to hear what the old man would say about this but he annoyance was filed even further when he realized a certain Frenchman was in the passenger seat
"Oooo la la what do we have here" Polnareff smirked
"Just shut your mouth, start driving old man" jotaro grumbled setting you in the middle seat with kakyoin on the other side
Polnareff then started to hum the toon of "careless whispers" with a playful look in his eye. Jotaro readjusted himself, ready to sock Polnareff right in his dumb face but he then felt a weight on his shoulder. You had slumped over onto his shoulder and Jotaro had forgotten everything, his face now red he sat back
"Let's go"
Joseph pulled out of the school and began driving twords the kujo residence. While kakyoin was making polite conversation and telling the tow men in front about his day, jotaro was trying to keep his heartbeat down, sure that with how loud it was he would wake you. You stayed asleep though and as Joseph came to a particularly fast stop your head rolled to rest in his lap.
"Shit shit shit" Jotaro whispered, feeling his cheeks turn red
Polnareff then spun around his eyes darting from you face to jotaro's, a playful smirk appearing on his face as he said "ya know she is quite pretty jotaro, I just *wonder* what you're thinking about right now"
"Get your head out of the gutter Polnareff" kakyoin scolded as they pulled into the driveway
Jotaro hopped out, quickly popping his collar and pulling his hat down, he picked you up bridal style and headed inside. Immediately the group was greeted by holly who ran up to them, stopping in her tracks she gasped
"Oh my little Jotaro has finally brought a girl home!" she gushed
"Shut the hell up bitch" Jotaro scowled
"Well it's not exactly like that dear" Joseph began to explain the situation
"Oh how kind of you" she mused "I always knew Jotaro was a sweet boy! But there is one problem, kakyoin and the others are all taking up our guest rooms so I just don't know where she could sleep"
Polnareff nudged Jotaro in the ribs "while this guys got a pretty big room"
"Oh what a fantastic idea Jotaro she can stay in your room" holly beamed
This was probably the worst case scenario Jotaro could think of, he was already embarrassed and now you would be in the same room as him? He grumbled and began walking to his room"
"Hey not even a thank you" Polnareff complained
Jotaro would had flipped him off if his hands weren't busy holding you
He laid you down gently in his bed laying down for a second before getting a futon for himself. Taking a moment to admire you gentle expression without interruption. Suddenly you grabbed onto him and pressed your body against his, burying you face in his neck. Jotaro tensed up before swallowing his pride and wrapping an arm around your sleeping figure
He let about a deep breath and felt a sense of pride in knowing that you were safe by his side, he worried everyday about your safety but with you right here he knew he could protect you.
He could get used to having you by his side
Hey just in case you guys don't know my inbox is always open so please send me ideas of stuff to write I have nooooo ideas
Ofc I write for jjba but I also like Genshin so feel free to request or if you have any questions I would love to answer any that you have
Love y'all so much and thank you for your support

hey could I maybe get Jotaro, Kakyoin and Giorno with an S/O that has a soft voice and gets talked over often?
Ofc! Tysm for requesting

He's not that much of a talker but despite his rough exterior he loves to hear you voice
Something about it calms him and reminds him that you're here with him
So he get pissed when other people talk over you
He knows your quiet especially around others so he wants you to be heard as much as possible
"Hey! They were talking so shut the hell up and listen."

He understands that talking loud doesn't always mean you should be heard
He knows you have a lot to say, you're smart and kind, it's just hard to get others to hear sometimes
He's not the loudest person himself but he is quite chatty and wants you to be a part of the conversation as much as you want to
"*ahem* as you were saying dear"
Gives you space to talk and death glares anyone who interrupts you

Once again despite his calm and cool exterior he's totally unhinged on the inside
He finds your voice like music to his ears and could listen to you go for hours
Which is why he get upset when other people don't appreciate it
Every time you get interrupted he get more and more upset
"Once again I believe *they* were speaking"
Even if other don't listen he makes it very clear he is and only looks at you
But if you get talked over enough he gets fed up and threatens the other for having the Gaul to be rude to his significant other
Could I get some father-figure Avdol and Polnareff headcannons? Im a sucker for Avpol and I wish they were my dads 😔
Omg yes they a boyfriends it's cannon!!
Avpol as your dads

Pol is totally a chill dad omg, avdol has to try and reign in his spending habits
"Hey is that shirt of theirs new" -avdol
"Uhhhh no😶" -polnareff
"What have I said about buying stuff" -avdol
"But they wanted it!" -polnareff
Everyone loves staying over at your house because your dads always buy the best snacks and rent the best movies
Well avdol gets good flicks, polnareff tried to convince you to watch a shitty French film
Avdol comforted him when you said no
On the subject of food you always have the BEST lunches
Pol cuts it into cute shapes and avdol cooks it to perfection
Avdol picks you up with a "hey how was your day?"
Polnareff picks you up by blasting super loud music so you can hear him from a mile away
They both love you so so much and you are their world
I think avdol is dad and polnareff wants to go by pops
I literally loved making this so if I think of more I will post them<3
Haha its me again with another father-figure avpol request. Here’s a lil scenario (bit of angst)
The reader is on their way home from somewhere and they get attacked by henchman of Dio to get revenge!! Reader is also a stand user and wins but they just come home to Avdol and Polnareff all beat up n stuff? How would the dads react and how would they comfort their kid? What overprotective measures would they take afterwards?
Tysm for sending me some stuff to write! Sorry this took me a bit to respond to, I've been a little caught up in school

They be so mad
Absolutely fuming
Who would dare even try to hurt their precious child
Polnareff would immediately want to find whoever was behind it, and though avdol feels the same way, he tries to control their anger
The moment you come home, bloodied and battered, they were at your side. Caring for your wounds and asking who hurt you.
When you say it was someone who pledged their allegiance to someone named Dio, their faces turned white
Immediately they are overwhelmed with a thousand questions
Is dio still alive?
Are there more followers?
How and why did they target you?
Seeing their panic only makes you more uneasy and you start to get more upset, thinking you did something wrong, and completely overwhelmed from almost loosing your life in a terrifying battle
Once they realize this Polnareff immediately pulls you into a massive hug, burying his nose into your hair and telling you how sorry he was that this happened to you and promising it will never happen again
While avdol pulls you close and gently tells you the story of dio, of course you new that your dads met on a long journey with several other friends to save the life of many people, but for your safety they never got into the details
Avdol apologizes, he never wanted to bring you into that conflict, but in the end it was unavoidable
You spend the rest of the night being coddled by your two your two amazing parents, a movie night with snacks and blankets
To make you feel more safe one of your dads always walks you to and from places like school or your friends house. They swore that both like this will ever happen again and just in case they give you some fighting lessons so you can better hold your own
You're the most important thing in their lives they wouldn't want anything to happen to you
*busts down door* IT IS I
I’d like to order SDC with an S/O that is very quiet, shy, kind, not the type to pick a fight? But during the journey to egypt one of their boys gets hurt and the S/O rolls up their sleeves like “u mess with them u mess with ME” type and just proceeds to beat the living hell out of the enemy stand user right in front of them LMAO? Bonus points if you include their reaction afterwards
Ahhh this is adorable!!!!!
Sorry this took me a bit to write I've been in school so I've less free time lol, but tysm for requesting
SDC with a shy S/O who would fight for them
It's not like you to get very upset, calm, kind, shy, and level-headed is how you're usually described. But something inside you snapped when you saw your S/O, the person you've been traveling with for weeks, get hit down more than they could handle. You wouldn't allow them to get hurt, with reckless abandonment you approach the enemy.
Jotaro
First time in his life he can remember being truly speechless
He only took a blow from an any stand user, he tried his best not to look in pain
But it's almost like you knew he was faking
He saw you take one confident step forward
"Hey idiot don't-"
You were already up in the users face
He had never seen you so angry
You had your stand out, you ran towards the enemy, curses flying from your mouth
Jotaro would get back up, and have you out of harms way before things got worse
He might seem angry after the fact but he was just worried for you
Kakyoin
A little terrified of that look in your eye
He knows deep down what's about to happen as you step around him
Your protective side has been activated
He knows there's nothing he can do to calm your anger so he fights along side you
If you're going to protect him, he'll protect you. Simple as that
"I appreciate how much you care for me, put try to think of yourself a little more alright<3"
He's so sweet
Polnareff
Smitten
It's hard for him to always keep up his "knight in shining armor" persona
Of course he want you to be safe
But letting himself be saved by you, that angry, determined, look on your face
He can't help but fall in love all over again
He likes seeing a different side of you and it makes him feel special
He holds you close after holding back his emotions "thank you...my love"
Joseph
Yells
A lot
He for real doesn't Believe it's you who is throwing punches at the enemy
not your regular skilled, precise movements. You are throwing aggressive and fast blows, your face full of aggression
Honestly he probably thinks it's really attractive to see you like this
Loves this part of you so much (after he's finally convinced it's actually you)
"That was incredible! Maybe I should make you made more often!" He's a lot to handle
Avdol
Nope nope nope
He sees you tense up and he's already holding you back
He's happy that you're passionate and caring for him
But he won't let you get hurt
He knows you can handle yourself but strong emotions can get the better of anyone so he tries to calm you down
He can't even try to stop you when your enemy comes back for round 2 though
"HEY YOU GOT A PROBLEM?? HEY LOOK AT ME IM TALKING TO YOU BITC-"
"Y/N WAIT FOR JUST A SECO-"
Not even the ever fortified avdol can talk you down now
Patches up your injuries and scolds you for being so reckless when it's all said and done
omgg i beg for more poly (jotaro and kakyoin)
Ahhhhh I love poly stuff!!
Kakyoin x Jotaro x reader head cannons
I cannot describe how loved you are by these two
Kakyoin cooks both of you breakfast every morning and puts on the coffee because he is definitely a morning person
You definitely have that "scary dog privilege" when walking around, no one is messing around with you when you have these two massive dudes behind you
Though you may be smaller you're not letting them get pushed around either, let someone bad mouth them and just see how long it takes you to have the confidence of a 6'7" beefcake, and they love you for that
Kakyoin loves PDA and since Jotaro isn't a big fan expect him to give a lot of it to you, though Jotaro makes it very clear he is with you and you are not up for grabs
Jotaro works pretty late usually and because of that you usually fall asleep on the couch with Kakyoin but Jotaro will always make up for it, on his way back he buys you your favorite snacks
And if you are asleep by the time he gets home, he can just never get enough of watching you two curled up with each other
It pulls on his heart strings and he just loves you so much he picks you two up and curls up to sleep in bed with you
Morning cuddles, you are not getting up for a while with those two
Hi there! Could you please write headcanons for the Jojos for when they do/say something funny that Reader finds absolutely hilarious, but they’re in a situation where they can’t make any noise so Reader has to stifle it to the point of tears? Bonus points if Reader’s stand is cackling maniacally above them while Reader quietly suffers 😭😭😭 I would also like the headcanons to be ambiguous whether the character and Reader’s relationship is romantic or platonic if that’s alright! Thank you!
Ahhh so cute!!
Jojos part 1-5 when you try to hold in your laughter
Johnathan
"Are you alright? do you need some water?"
Johnathan is just so unexpectedly funny sometimes and you love that about him
But definitely not at a fancy dinner with his family
Doesn't understand that what he said was funny until you burst into laughter and end up telling him later
Joseph
"Don't even try to hold it in, I know I'm too funny for that"
An absolute menace is what this man is
He will just begin making funny faces or poking at your side trying to get you to break
Tells that same joke all the time just to get you to loose it
Jotaro
"Tch"
He doesn't get it, what he said wasn't funny at all? Why are you biting your lip and why is your stand dying of laughter?
He may seem annoyed at your lack of control but deep down he's happy that he made you laugh
Josuke
*big goofy josuke grin*
He doesn't even need to say anything at this point
He loves to see you smile so if class ever gets boring he just summons crazy D to try and make you laugh
Gets a kick out of watching you try to contain yourself while your stand betrays your true emotions
Giorno
"Are you alright? Are those tears in your eyes?"
He's so oblivious it's not even funny
But he is funny without even trying and he could say the stupidest thing and you wouldn't be able to hold your laughter
You want to tell him your fine but you know if you try to talk you'll just end up laughing
Gets you a tissue
Hello all of you thank you so much for the support
Sadly I'm going to be closing my inbox for a little while as I am still in school and the work load is only getting larger
For those of you who have requested I hope you can forgive me for not replying
I hope I can write more for you in the future and I will let you know when my inbox is open again
<3