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SDC Headcannons for Mario cart π
This will be my first ever fic so pls enjoy <3
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Jotaro
- [ ] Character: bowser (he wants to be shy guy but doesn't want to look stupid)
- [ ] Favorite track: dolphin shoals
- [ ] Least favorite: baby park lmao
- [ ] Saves all his blue shells until he can get Polnareff or Joseph in first place, he just wants to be a dick
- [ ] Complains about the cheering in the background and asks kakyoin if he's able to turn it off (he can't)
- [ ] Is actually pretty good because of his quick thinking but has definitely broken a couple controllers out of pure rage π
With y/n
- [ ] Only apologizes when he hits you
- [ ] When the two of you are playing alone he will pick shy guy because he's much more comfortable around you <3
- [ ] Puts his hat on you to cover your eyes
- [ ] Tell him he's good and you'll get a hat tip and a "good griefπ" bc he's actually blushing
Kakyoin
- [ ] Character: tanooki Mario
- [ ] Favorite track: rainbow road(try hard)
- [ ] Least favorite: any desert level (stereotypical gamer who hates desert levels)
- [ ] Definitely the best and always wins
- [ ] The first time he deflected a blue shell with a boom box every one was like π§. They then all yelled at him because they wouldn't tell him how he did it
- [ ] Always gets the boost at the beginning and tells people when they went too early or late (this man is an absolute menace)
- [ ] When he can't play he back seat drives as you are playing, but at least he's knows what he's doing
- [ ] Chooses his cart purely on stats and the other make fun of him bc it always looks goofy asf
With y/n
- [ ] Takes the time to teach you all the tricks
- [ ] Sits behind you with his hands on top of yours on the controller so he scan "show you" secretly kinda wants an excuse to touch you hands
- [ ] Gets SUPER flustered when you tell him how good he is lol
Polnareff
- [ ] Character: link bc he has a sword too
- [ ] Favorite track: Paris promenade
- [ ] Least favorite: royal raceway(its too girly)
- [ ] The worst
- [ ] Absolutely terrible
- [ ] Have you seen this man drive irl??
- [ ] My guy would finish in almost last place like every time and makes everyone play another round because he'll "beat them next time"
"Hey guys lets do baby park"- Polnareff
"Finally you can be yourself" - joot
"OH COME ON"-Polnareff
- [ ] Can literally never use his power ups at the right time
- [ ] Is surprisingly good at aiming green shells
- [ ] Forgets what lap he's on and stops to celebrate way too early π
With y/n
- [ ] Is you choose peach or daisy he will (not so subtly) choose Mario or Luigi to go along with you
- [ ] Wait for you at the end if you are some how worse then he is because he's a "gentleman" bc he's dumb asf but you love him
- [ ] Tell him you believe in him and that he'll do better next time and this man will straight up purpose to you
Joseph Joestar
- [ ] Character: Iggy bc he thinks it's funny that it the same name as the dog
- [ ] Favorite track: he seems like a yoshi circuit kinda guy
- [ ] Least favorite: Tokyo blur π
- [ ] Somehow
- [ ] Someway
- [ ] This incompetent mf is actually really good
- [ ] Played the OG with holly when she was tiny so he says he's "still got it"
- [ ] Jotaro is suspicious and feels like he's using hermit purple to cheat (he probably is)
- [ ] Is terrible at using the gliders, never knows where he is going, has a terrible track record with planes and he's no different in the game
- [ ] Calls peach hot only to be berated by the rest of them for weeks
- [ ] "HOLY SHITTT" every time he gets hit with a blue shell
- [ ] Is told to stfu multiple times per game by Jotaro
With y/n
- [ ] Calls you his good luck charm *wink wink*
- [ ] Asks you to give him a kiss every time he wins. I'm so sorry Susie Q
- [ ] Tell him he's good at the game and he will be like "haha guess this old guy has still got itπ "
Avdol
- [ ] Character: dry bones
- [ ] Favorite track: grumble volcano
- [ ] Least favorite: Moo Moo meadows (this sweet heart hates the thought of hitting cows)
- [ ] Will apologize every time he hits someone or passes them
- [ ] Forgets it's just a game and tries to use magicians red to burn the CPU's
Please I just imagine him shouting "MAGICIANS RED" in the middle of a race and everyone goes quite and looks at him lmaooo
- [ ] Wants to play on teams but no one else ever does
- [ ] Knows all the shorts cuts even more than kakyoin which is surprising
- [ ] Gets really angry every time he's hit by a stage obstacle like a piranha plant or a chain chomp
With y/n
- [ ] No matter how hard it is he is playing with one hand over your shoulder and you can't complain (mans a human heater)
- [ ] Apologies extra when he hits you on accident bc he never would on purpose
- [ ] Tell him he's good and he's a blushing mess the rest of the night and can't think straight π
Iggy
-[ ] Has eaten more than one controller and had to get taken to the vet at least once
SDC animal crossing headcannons bc I said soπ€©
-Just pretend everyone can play on the same island and stuff without having to be the main account ok? Ok.-
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Jotaro
Only plays because kakyoin asked him to
Literally never talks to the villagers, like they always want to leave
He uses this game like a fishing simulator, all he does is fish
Walks around the museum 24/7
Only really plays late at night so he never gets to shop
With y/n
As I've said before he's not big on words, but you will find stuff outside your house that he "didn't want" (he just wanted to give you something)
Takes you around the museum and tells you everything about the fish he donated <3
Kakyoin
Plays this game like all the time
Restarted over and over again until he got cherries for his island fruit
Buys everything he sees in the shops and his house is decorated so nicely
Literally the only reason the boys even progress in the game
With y/n
He absolutely loves playing with you and probably digs holes around your house so you'll fall in (out of love)
Always haves medicine in case you get stung
Polnareff
He has no clue what is going on
Spends everyday running around and talking to the villagers so much that they get annoyed
Still has a tent for a house bc he cannot figure out how to upgrade it
Buys so many clothes and never wears them, his outfit might look goofy but he thinks he looks great π
With y/n
Gets jealous when you talk to the villagers more than him
Very upset that you two can't share a house, and makes the dumbest sex jokes if you two ever end up laying next to each other
Joseph
Invites the most ugly god damn villagers to the island
He has no shame and bought bells off the internet so he didn't have to work for it
Cannot decorate and leaves things he doesn't want all over the island
Hates Tom nook and is very adamant about how much he annoys him, like, he won't stop talking about it
With y/n
Has you show him how to play the game and gets super excited when you offer to decorate for him
Buys you literally everything that in nooks cranny every day, it does not matter if you already have three, you are getting another one
Avdol
Plants and waters flower all the time, he takes care of them every day
His house is full of bugs that he caught and doesn't want to donate because he loves them to much
Yells at people for running through the flowers especially Polnareff
Gives his villagers presents everyday
With y/n
You are the only person he trusts to take care of his flowers besides him
Has matching outfits with you <3
Can we get some first date headcanons for SDC? c:
Ofccc! Tysm for responding!
Joots
Definitely swallowed his pride and asks Joseph for help
Super nervous like he doesn't know what to do
Be patient with him, he probably will just take you for a walk, he really likes night walks down to the beach
He will talk to you about any fish or aquatic animal he sees and is super happy when you are interested too
Overall very chill first date, kisses you very quickly at the end before practically running back to his hotel room
Kakyoin
This poor boy... is SO nervous
He's dreamed of his first date with you since the moment he fell in love
He's so excited to spend alone time with you
Takes you to an arcade!
Loves to teach you how to play video games and is even more happy if you get good enough to beat him (he might let you win, maybe)
Stands behind you and puts his hands over yours to teach you, gets super red when he realized what he did
You are going to have to initiate a kiss bc he is overthinking it to much to do anything
He is a stuttering mess when you pull away
Polnareff
Lover boyyyy
Very romantic and planned date
Takes you to dinner...until it get ruined by Iggy...
He's super upset that his perfect date got ruined
You might have to reassure him that everything is ok and that you are having a good time
The mood is down until he hears someone playing music and pulls you up to dance
You spend the rest of the night dancing as the sun goes down
When the music stops he pulls you close and gives you a very passionate kiss <3
Oldseph
Pays for EVERYTHING
Don't even try to pull your money out he has got it covered
Fancy limousine, nice restaurant, and he buys you anything you so much as look at
This isn't his first rodeo (Suzie Q I am so sorry) so he knows how to impress a girl on his first date
Likes being with you because you make him feel young again and bring out his mischievous side so shenanigans begin
He is π experiencedπ he kisses you with a hand on your back and one cradling your face
When it's time for you to part ways he ruffled your hair
Avdol
Another nervous boy
Takes you on a nature walk
He has your hand in his the entire time
If you get tired he has you up on his shoulders and his is on cloud 9
Just really happy to spend some time with you like you are the only people in the world
Picnic dateeeee
Makes a bunch of food for you both to enjoy
Kiss him while you are laying in the grass next to him and he will fall in love all over again
Hiya!!
Can you do a (platonic if you can) sdc x reader who loves to draw and make comics? it would be so wholesome. :)
thank you!!
Ofcccc!
SDC x reader who loves to draw and make comics [platonic]
Jotaro
Joseph definitely read him he favorite comics when he was a kid so he enjoys them
When he sees you drawing he wants to comment on it but doesn't want to like...be weird about it (stop overthinking joot)
You'd probably have to call him out on him watching you from afar
He's sooooo excited if you ask him to look at your work (doesn't show it tho)
His relaxing time now is usually spent in your company, watching you draw
Kakyoin
It's cannon that he loves manga so he would be SUPER into it from the start
Definitely info dumps about all his favorites to you bc he hasn't had anyone else to talk to and loves listening to you talk about drawing and the whole process
Likes to watch and compliments you on your work
Brings you things to drink/eat as you are working so you can stay productive
Polnareff
Doesn't really get it at first bc I feel like he didn't grow up with comics like the other two
Once you explain it to him though get prepared for about a thousand questions about the entire process
Constantly volunteering himself to help you with posing by being your model
Is right behind you whenever you work which can get kinda annoying but he's just really excited to see something you're passionate about
Oldseph
I'm like 99% sure it's cannon he read comics in part 2
So he is sooooo excited when you tell him that something you like to do
Whips out his old comic book collection to show you
Buys you like new supplies like every time he's out (supportive grandpa!)
Asks if you can draw him all the time since he's always wanted to see what he would look like as a flashy comic character
Avdol
Doesn't want to pry and ask to many questions but don't let that fool you he'd absolutely adore learning about your hobby!
Wants to know everything, the drawing, the coloring, the story process, he's going to soak up as much knowledge as possible
Chases people away when you are working so that you can have a quiet space to work
Shows you yoga and exercises to help with a sore back after hunching over the paper for so long and holding onto a pencil for hours
Could honestly fall asleep to sound of your pencil scratching the paper and sometimes does on accident οΏΌ
This is for my lovely moot @yuneara so pls enjoy
SDC play legend of Zelda BOTW
Botw is a single player but I'll still try to add in some x reader stuff bc that's my thing π
Jotaro
Once again he only played bc Kakyoin asked him to
Ends up actually really liking the game and playing it in his free time
Daruk reminds him a bit of star platinum so he enjoyed his quest line
The kind of person who actively seeks out larger enemies so he can fight them for fun
Thinks Zelda is annoying af
Help him find good gear and he will literally be so happy
Kakyoin
Speed runs the game 24/7
Winds bomb, boko-bounce, you name he knows all the strats
Probably enjoyed mipha's quest line the best
Has a 100% save of the game that took him forever and now he hates koroks because of it lol
Is just...so excited if you ask him how to do speed running tricks
Polnareff
Is actually really good, probably because of his experience with swords
Self inserts with link and wishes he had a love story like his and Zelda's (knight in shining armor type vibe)
Didn't really have a favorite quest line but thought revali was super annoying
Sexy saxophone music literally played in his head when he saw Urbosa for the first time (loves big women)
Help him do shrines I'm begging you he can't figure half of them out
Oldseph
Old man doesn't know what to do
Cannot paraglide for the life of him (I do not trust this man with anything in the air)
Buys every. Single. Outfit.
Is really embarrassed when he had to dress up as a girl for for gerudo town *cue his "oh my goddddd"*
Is absolutely down bad for all of the fairies says he's their sugar daddy for giving them money (please sir you a married man)
Really likes revali's quest line because he reminds him of Caesar
Avdol
Absolutely loves all of gerudo
Talks to everyone is every village he sees and probably has names memorized
Side quests are his main priority
Loves to cook and collect ingredients
The story doesn't matter to this man he's just having fun
Has so many horses and literally cried when one of them accidentally dies
His favorite horse is named after you
Polnareff makes fun of him like "oh so you're riding them hm hmπππ"
*avdol slapped him*
*busts down door* IT IS I
Iβd like to order SDC with an S/O that is very quiet, shy, kind, not the type to pick a fight? But during the journey to egypt one of their boys gets hurt and the S/O rolls up their sleeves like βu mess with them u mess with MEβ type and just proceeds to beat the living hell out of the enemy stand user right in front of them LMAO? Bonus points if you include their reaction afterwards
Ahhh this is adorable!!!!!
Sorry this took me a bit to write I've been in school so I've less free time lol, but tysm for requesting
SDC with a shy S/O who would fight for them
It's not like you to get very upset, calm, kind, shy, and level-headed is how you're usually described. But something inside you snapped when you saw your S/O, the person you've been traveling with for weeks, get hit down more than they could handle. You wouldn't allow them to get hurt, with reckless abandonment you approach the enemy.
Jotaro
First time in his life he can remember being truly speechless
He only took a blow from an any stand user, he tried his best not to look in pain
But it's almost like you knew he was faking
He saw you take one confident step forward
"Hey idiot don't-"
You were already up in the users face
He had never seen you so angry
You had your stand out, you ran towards the enemy, curses flying from your mouth
Jotaro would get back up, and have you out of harms way before things got worse
He might seem angry after the fact but he was just worried for you
Kakyoin
A little terrified of that look in your eye
He knows deep down what's about to happen as you step around him
Your protective side has been activated
He knows there's nothing he can do to calm your anger so he fights along side you
If you're going to protect him, he'll protect you. Simple as that
"I appreciate how much you care for me, put try to think of yourself a little more alright<3"
He's so sweet
Polnareff
Smitten
It's hard for him to always keep up his "knight in shining armor" persona
Of course he want you to be safe
But letting himself be saved by you, that angry, determined, look on your face
He can't help but fall in love all over again
He likes seeing a different side of you and it makes him feel special
He holds you close after holding back his emotions "thank you...my love"
Joseph
Yells
A lot
He for real doesn't Believe it's you who is throwing punches at the enemy
not your regular skilled, precise movements. You are throwing aggressive and fast blows, your face full of aggression
Honestly he probably thinks it's really attractive to see you like this
Loves this part of you so much (after he's finally convinced it's actually you)
"That was incredible! Maybe I should make you made more often!" He's a lot to handle
Avdol
Nope nope nope
He sees you tense up and he's already holding you back
He's happy that you're passionate and caring for him
But he won't let you get hurt
He knows you can handle yourself but strong emotions can get the better of anyone so he tries to calm you down
He can't even try to stop you when your enemy comes back for round 2 though
"HEY YOU GOT A PROBLEM?? HEY LOOK AT ME IM TALKING TO YOU BITC-"
"Y/N WAIT FOR JUST A SECO-"
Not even the ever fortified avdol can talk you down now
Patches up your injuries and scolds you for being so reckless when it's all said and done