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SDC Headcannons for Mario cart 🚗

This will be my first ever fic so pls enjoy <3

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Jotaro

- [ ] Character: bowser (he wants to be shy guy but doesn't want to look stupid)

- [ ] Favorite track: dolphin shoals

- [ ] Least favorite: baby park lmao

- [ ] Saves all his blue shells until he can get Polnareff or Joseph in first place, he just wants to be a dick

- [ ] Complains about the cheering in the background and asks kakyoin if he's able to turn it off (he can't)

- [ ] Is actually pretty good because of his quick thinking but has definitely broken a couple controllers out of pure rage 💀

With y/n

- [ ] Only apologizes when he hits you

- [ ] When the two of you are playing alone he will pick shy guy because he's much more comfortable around you <3

- [ ] Puts his hat on you to cover your eyes

- [ ] Tell him he's good and you'll get a hat tip and a "good grief😒" bc he's actually blushing

Kakyoin

- [ ] Character: tanooki Mario

- [ ] Favorite track: rainbow road(try hard)

- [ ] Least favorite: any desert level (stereotypical gamer who hates desert levels)

- [ ] Definitely the best and always wins

- [ ] The first time he deflected a blue shell with a boom box every one was like 😧. They then all yelled at him because they wouldn't tell him how he did it

- [ ] Always gets the boost at the beginning and tells people when they went too early or late (this man is an absolute menace)

- [ ] When he can't play he back seat drives as you are playing, but at least he's knows what he's doing

- [ ] Chooses his cart purely on stats and the other make fun of him bc it always looks goofy asf

With y/n

- [ ] Takes the time to teach you all the tricks

- [ ] Sits behind you with his hands on top of yours on the controller so he scan "show you" secretly kinda wants an excuse to touch you hands

- [ ] Gets SUPER flustered when you tell him how good he is lol

Polnareff

- [ ] Character: link bc he has a sword too

- [ ] Favorite track: Paris promenade

- [ ] Least favorite: royal raceway(its too girly)

- [ ] The worst

- [ ] Absolutely terrible

- [ ] Have you seen this man drive irl??

- [ ] My guy would finish in almost last place like every time and makes everyone play another round because he'll "beat them next time"

"Hey guys lets do baby park"- Polnareff

"Finally you can be yourself" - joot

"OH COME ON"-Polnareff

- [ ] Can literally never use his power ups at the right time

- [ ] Is surprisingly good at aiming green shells

- [ ] Forgets what lap he's on and stops to celebrate way too early 💀

With y/n

- [ ] Is you choose peach or daisy he will (not so subtly) choose Mario or Luigi to go along with you

- [ ] Wait for you at the end if you are some how worse then he is because he's a "gentleman" bc he's dumb asf but you love him

- [ ] Tell him you believe in him and that he'll do better next time and this man will straight up purpose to you

Joseph Joestar

- [ ] Character: Iggy bc he thinks it's funny that it the same name as the dog

- [ ] Favorite track: he seems like a yoshi circuit kinda guy

- [ ] Least favorite: Tokyo blur 👎

- [ ] Somehow

- [ ] Someway

- [ ] This incompetent mf is actually really good

- [ ] Played the OG with holly when she was tiny so he says he's "still got it"

- [ ] Jotaro is suspicious and feels like he's using hermit purple to cheat (he probably is)

- [ ] Is terrible at using the gliders, never knows where he is going, has a terrible track record with planes and he's no different in the game

- [ ] Calls peach hot only to be berated by the rest of them for weeks

- [ ] "HOLY SHITTT" every time he gets hit with a blue shell

- [ ] Is told to stfu multiple times per game by Jotaro

With y/n

- [ ] Calls you his good luck charm *wink wink*

- [ ] Asks you to give him a kiss every time he wins. I'm so sorry Susie Q

- [ ] Tell him he's good at the game and he will be like "haha guess this old guy has still got it😅"

Avdol

- [ ] Character: dry bones

- [ ] Favorite track: grumble volcano

- [ ] Least favorite: Moo Moo meadows (this sweet heart hates the thought of hitting cows)

- [ ] Will apologize every time he hits someone or passes them

- [ ] Forgets it's just a game and tries to use magicians red to burn the CPU's

Please I just imagine him shouting "MAGICIANS RED" in the middle of a race and everyone goes quite and looks at him lmaooo

- [ ] Wants to play on teams but no one else ever does

- [ ] Knows all the shorts cuts even more than kakyoin which is surprising

- [ ] Gets really angry every time he's hit by a stage obstacle like a piranha plant or a chain chomp

With y/n

- [ ] No matter how hard it is he is playing with one hand over your shoulder and you can't complain (mans a human heater)

- [ ] Apologies extra when he hits you on accident bc he never would on purpose

- [ ] Tell him he's good and he's a blushing mess the rest of the night and can't think straight 👍

Iggy

-[ ] Has eaten more than one controller and had to get taken to the vet at least once

Can we get some first date headcanons for SDC? c:

Ofccc! Tysm for responding!

Joots

Definitely swallowed his pride and asks Joseph for help

Super nervous like he doesn't know what to do

Be patient with him, he probably will just take you for a walk, he really likes night walks down to the beach

He will talk to you about any fish or aquatic animal he sees and is super happy when you are interested too

Overall very chill first date, kisses you very quickly at the end before practically running back to his hotel room

Kakyoin

This poor boy... is SO nervous

He's dreamed of his first date with you since the moment he fell in love

He's so excited to spend alone time with you

Takes you to an arcade!

Loves to teach you how to play video games and is even more happy if you get good enough to beat him (he might let you win, maybe)

Stands behind you and puts his hands over yours to teach you, gets super red when he realized what he did

You are going to have to initiate a kiss bc he is overthinking it to much to do anything

He is a stuttering mess when you pull away

Polnareff

Lover boyyyy

Very romantic and planned date

Takes you to dinner...until it get ruined by Iggy...

He's super upset that his perfect date got ruined

You might have to reassure him that everything is ok and that you are having a good time

The mood is down until he hears someone playing music and pulls you up to dance

You spend the rest of the night dancing as the sun goes down

When the music stops he pulls you close and gives you a very passionate kiss <3

Oldseph

Pays for EVERYTHING

Don't even try to pull your money out he has got it covered

Fancy limousine, nice restaurant, and he buys you anything you so much as look at

This isn't his first rodeo (Suzie Q I am so sorry) so he knows how to impress a girl on his first date

Likes being with you because you make him feel young again and bring out his mischievous side so shenanigans begin

He is 👏 experienced👏 he kisses you with a hand on your back and one cradling your face

When it's time for you to part ways he ruffled your hair

Avdol

Another nervous boy

Takes you on a nature walk

He has your hand in his the entire time

If you get tired he has you up on his shoulders and his is on cloud 9

Just really happy to spend some time with you like you are the only people in the world

Picnic dateeeee

Makes a bunch of food for you both to enjoy

Kiss him while you are laying in the grass next to him and he will fall in love all over again

This is for my lovely moot @yuneara so pls enjoy

SDC play legend of Zelda BOTW

Botw is a single player but I'll still try to add in some x reader stuff bc that's my thing 👍

Jotaro

Once again he only played bc Kakyoin asked him to

Ends up actually really liking the game and playing it in his free time

Daruk reminds him a bit of star platinum so he enjoyed his quest line

The kind of person who actively seeks out larger enemies so he can fight them for fun

Thinks Zelda is annoying af

Help him find good gear and he will literally be so happy

Kakyoin

Speed runs the game 24/7

Winds bomb, boko-bounce, you name he knows all the strats

Probably enjoyed mipha's quest line the best

Has a 100% save of the game that took him forever and now he hates koroks because of it lol

Is just...so excited if you ask him how to do speed running tricks

Polnareff

Is actually really good, probably because of his experience with swords

Self inserts with link and wishes he had a love story like his and Zelda's (knight in shining armor type vibe)

Didn't really have a favorite quest line but thought revali was super annoying

Sexy saxophone music literally played in his head when he saw Urbosa for the first time (loves big women)

Help him do shrines I'm begging you he can't figure half of them out

Oldseph

Old man doesn't know what to do

Cannot paraglide for the life of him (I do not trust this man with anything in the air)

Buys every. Single. Outfit.

Is really embarrassed when he had to dress up as a girl for for gerudo town *cue his "oh my goddddd"*

Is absolutely down bad for all of the fairies says he's their sugar daddy for giving them money (please sir you a married man)

Really likes revali's quest line because he reminds him of Caesar

Avdol

Absolutely loves all of gerudo

Talks to everyone is every village he sees and probably has names memorized

Side quests are his main priority

Loves to cook and collect ingredients

The story doesn't matter to this man he's just having fun

Has so many horses and literally cried when one of them accidentally dies

His favorite horse is named after you

Polnareff makes fun of him like "oh so you're riding them hm hm😏😏😏"

*avdol slapped him*

Oldseph IS hot

I literally made this out of spite bc two of my friends keep saying he's not hot when look at him? He CLEARLY IS

This post was made by the Oldseph appreciation squad

whats worse than one joseph? two josephs

bonus:

Hhhh idk if you’re strictly 18+ but if you are I swear I won’t follow— but,,, spare SDC Joseph x reader hcs 🥺💦 I’m starving— if you can’t do him Avdol is definitely fine too 👀

Author’s Note: I feel like I have never clarified the status of my account until now, but I am gonna be strictly 18+. For my SFW works, I can’t say I mind minors interacting with them from the tag page, but I certainly won’t respond to them since I, a 20 year-old, don’t see interacting with minors as ideal. As for my NSFW works, (there are none as of now, but there certainly will be later on) there will be several warnings to drive the minors away, and I won’t hesitate to block a minor if I see them following or liking my 18+ stuff. This is a mouthful, but long story short, I’m going to do your request, but only because I hadn’t made the restriction clear before.

SDC Joseph Joestar X Reader HCs

Dude’s your sugar daddy. Even if that’s not what the two of you would label your relationship as, that’s literally what’s going on.

You, a 20 something year-old college student, and him, a 67 year-old real estate mogul? Sounds very suspicious, especially since all of your classes were paid at once seemingly out of nowhere.

Of course, Holly and Suzi Q are not aware of the situation. In fact, Suzi believes you to be her husband’s well-trusted assistant, which makes your relationship a bit more exhilarating.

As for Joseph’s treatment throughout the relationship, he’d be very playful.

Expect tons of jokes and tickles from him, the man’s still playful after all this time.

He’s not as aggressive as his 18 year-old self, but can be assertive at times.

He’d spend SO MUCH money on you, he really wants you to stay, and you constantly have to reassure him that you aren’t some material girl that only chooses to stay for the items.

Joseph would definitely find this trip to Egypt relieving in a sense because now he can finally sleep with you in his arms rather than renting a hotel room and claiming he has a meeting.

Did I mention that he’d spend a ton of money on you? My man is a MILLIONAIRE, he has enough money to spend.

If he even catches you glancing at an item, consider it yours. He’d buy it for you in a heartbeat.

A bit of a bonus, but Jotaro would be annoyed with the two of you. His disrespect towards women and the fact that his (absent) grandfather is cheating on his grandmother just morphed into a bit of a grudge against you. The only reason he puts up with it is because he doesn’t want to cause trouble with his few allies.