Hhhh Idk If Youre Strictly 18+ But If You Are I Swear I Wont Follow But,,, Spare SDC Joseph X Reader

Hhhh idk if you’re strictly 18+ but if you are I swear I won’t follow— but,,, spare SDC Joseph x reader hcs 🥺💦 I’m starving— if you can’t do him Avdol is definitely fine too 👀

Author’s Note: I feel like I have never clarified the status of my account until now, but I am gonna be strictly 18+. For my SFW works, I can’t say I mind minors interacting with them from the tag page, but I certainly won’t respond to them since I, a 20 year-old, don’t see interacting with minors as ideal. As for my NSFW works, (there are none as of now, but there certainly will be later on) there will be several warnings to drive the minors away, and I won’t hesitate to block a minor if I see them following or liking my 18+ stuff. This is a mouthful, but long story short, I’m going to do your request, but only because I hadn’t made the restriction clear before.

SDC Joseph Joestar X Reader HCs

Dude’s your sugar daddy. Even if that’s not what the two of you would label your relationship as, that’s literally what’s going on.

You, a 20 something year-old college student, and him, a 67 year-old real estate mogul? Sounds very suspicious, especially since all of your classes were paid at once seemingly out of nowhere.

Of course, Holly and Suzi Q are not aware of the situation. In fact, Suzi believes you to be her husband’s well-trusted assistant, which makes your relationship a bit more exhilarating.

As for Joseph’s treatment throughout the relationship, he’d be very playful.

Expect tons of jokes and tickles from him, the man’s still playful after all this time.

He’s not as aggressive as his 18 year-old self, but can be assertive at times.

He’d spend SO MUCH money on you, he really wants you to stay, and you constantly have to reassure him that you aren’t some material girl that only chooses to stay for the items.

Joseph would definitely find this trip to Egypt relieving in a sense because now he can finally sleep with you in his arms rather than renting a hotel room and claiming he has a meeting.

Did I mention that he’d spend a ton of money on you? My man is a MILLIONAIRE, he has enough money to spend.

If he even catches you glancing at an item, consider it yours. He’d buy it for you in a heartbeat.

A bit of a bonus, but Jotaro would be annoyed with the two of you. His disrespect towards women and the fact that his (absent) grandfather is cheating on his grandmother just morphed into a bit of a grudge against you. The only reason he puts up with it is because he doesn’t want to cause trouble with his few allies.

Can I request a oneshot for Bruno doing facemasks and such with his s/o?

Self Care — Bruno Bucciarati

Author's Note: pls this request is just what i needed. it's so cute <3 hopefully this suffices bc i know that my break long and out of nowhere. luv y'all!

The cold glob of face mask in your hand made you shiver, the temperature contrasting the warmth of your room, or rather the warmth of the person beside you. After the countless nights of Bruno getting home late and leaving early for the sake of his job, you had managed to convince Don Giovanna to let the man rest for a day. Ever the hard worker, Bruno hadn't been made aware until he had shown up to his job only to be turned away by his superior.

Maybe it was Bruno's posture (which was admittedly getting horrible from not having as much to do in terms of field work) or his eye bags from countless restless nights that sealed the deal because Giorno was not going to let the capo come into work until he was rid of some of the strain on him. That's why the two of you wound up on your bed with tubes of face masks, oils, and lotions scattered about. The diffuser was on as well as an additive to the calming effect you tried to have on your boyfriend, though he was still rather hesitant to relax.

"Bruno, just let loose for a little. You're not going to be able to go back until you've calmed down."

"I know, amore. It's just that I feel like I'm missing on something big at work. I wouldn't want the group to get hurt because I wasn't there to offer any assistance."

You sighed and took his calloused hand into yours, "Look, there's no guarantee that something won't arise, but the best you can do is try to relax for now so you can be your best self when you go back."

"I suppose you're right," he replied, offering a small smile. He tilted his head, and you took that as your cue to put the gel on his face. His shuddering did not go unnoticed and you gave a slight chuckle. His bangs had been pushed back with a wraparound headband, so there was no trouble in getting the mask on.

Once you had evened out the mask to your liking, you sat back and wiped your hands off on a towel before throwing the tube you had used to him. He smiled and squirted some on his hand before returning the favor of putting your face mask on. You grabbed the kitchen timer and twisted it to the instructed wait time, fifteen minutes.

You looked at your boyfriend and rubbed your thumb on his knuckles.

"I love you, Bruno."

"I love you too, amore."

A one shot of Mista fretting about wanting cake but being left 4 slices until his s/o comes in and cuts 1 slice in 2 making him go 😃 (and also gush about how smart she is)

Author's Note: I fucking adore Mista so much. Also, I literally had to google if 'stupidest' was a real word because I know Fugo wouldn't use it if it wasn't.

Cake

“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!”

“Shut up, Fugo! There’s absolutely no way I’m gonna choose a slice from this cake if there are four pieces, you already know about the-”

“Enough about the cat! I don’t give two shits about that story, it could’ve happened with any number and you know it!”

You walked into the area to find Guido and Pannacotta at each other’s necks. Leone had his headphones on as usual, and Bruno and Narancia were on a mission, so they were nowhere to be found.

With an eye roll, you grabbed the cake server and used the edge to cut out a fifth piece. You heard a relieved sigh from Fugo as you began to place two slices onto the small plates that were left behind for the desert.

You handed the first portion to Guido and sat down next to him, reaching for your own set of silverware in order for you to begin eating as well.

“Aw stellina,” your loving boyfriend gushed, “you’re too clever for me!” You turned to him and smiled, “Yeah, you’re just saying that to try and butter me up."

“I mean it! Sometimes I just can’t keep up with you.”

You felt Mista’s two beefy arms wrap around you and pull you onto his lap. Just as he was about to give you a kiss, Abbacchio cleared his throat and you jumped from your boyfriend’s lap. A blush was evident on your face, and you could hear Fugo chuckling at the two of you as you lowered yourself onto your own chair.

Guido reached for your hand that was on your lap and grasped it as the two of you ate your own slices of cake.

Sofia

Yukako Yamagishi X Fem! Reader

based on the song “Sofia” by Clairo

The neon lights from the local gas station seemed blinding when accompanied by the near-velvety night sky, but the cherry slush in your hands was your main focus as of now. A blush settled on your cheeks as you looked to the right to see your best friend, her figure looking almost angelic when highlighted by the intense light of the corner store. She gave a coy smile that, as usual, you returned in a heartbeat.

Yukako Yamagishi had never felt so conflicted. Her emotions weren’t natural according to society, but she couldn’t help herself from imagining how soft your lips must’ve felt, or how amazing your (e/c) eyes were. She was very sure that you had felt the same for her due to the bashful expression that always crossed your face whenever she smiled at you.

Staring at the sugary raspberry drink on her lap, she slowly inched her hand towards yours and grasped it. You jolted, but once you realized it was only Yukako, you blushed heavily and laced your fingers with hers. There the two of you sat in the car in a comfortable silence until Yukako broke it.

“(y/n),” the girl began, “we shouldn’t feel like something forbidden. We both love each other, and that is all the criteria needed for a proper relationship.”

You turned your head and caressed her cheek. You then moved her face towards you and pressed your lips against hers. The taste of the slush and strawberry lip gloss was intoxicating, and you just couldn’t seem to get enough. When you pulled away, she gave the brightest smile and leaned back into the car seat with a blissful sigh. Things would definitely be alright between the two of you.

I don't know if ur requests are close but can u do headcanons for Mista with a (male) stand user reader who's stand likes to give attention to one of Mista's stands, number 5, like smol kisses and nuzzles (also their stand is a really good boi) plz and thank u

Author’s Note: Hi! Requests weren’t closed when you got to me, dear anon ;) Happy to deliver <3

Guido Mista X M!Reader with a Stand that Babies Number Five

Guido is SO grateful for his bf and his stand

Not because of the spoiling though

It’s actually because Number 5 has been crying less

Guido was never one to fret over Number 5′s tears

He had managed to kinda drone out the cries of his more emotional stand

Your stand is more of a plus for him because of two main reasons

1. He doesn’t gave to deal with Number 5 constantly complaining about the bullying between the Pistols

2. He can feel your stands affection!

He wouldn’t admit this out loud, but he loves when your stand dotes on Number 5 while feeding it.

He really is grateful that your stand helps out with his stand :]

this is for that one anon from @risottoneroo 's page