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How old is Maugris? (Part 2/???)
So Constantine feels like an exception to me. Maugris’s idea of what an “Adult” would have been was 100% definitely affected by the time he was originally from. That could mean he could see an adult as someone who’s like 14. But the reason why I still think it’s not anyone under 18 is because of the simple fact that when Maugris started all of this, *he* was under 18. Or, at the oldest, in his early 20s. In Golden Tower, in the flashback scene from Maugris’s POV when he’s still OG meat sack, it’s consistently referenced that he is young, that he is sick. That he resented Master Janusz, who was described as a “man in his prime.” He’s dying before he’s even reached said prime. Also, the consistent references to the magisterium itself, and what he “…could have been…” leads me to believe that he was young, maybe just graduated even. I think this would’ve given him an aversion to younger bodies, but someone who’s just a little older, in maybe their thirties, would appeal to him. I think, weird as it might seem, he would’ve found more security in taking bodies older than his when he died because they would feel more safe. After all, when you’re young anything could happen, but when you’re older, have already made it to a certain point in life…
I’m getting a little ahead of myself, but I think his general line of thinking was that someone older was less likely to get a spontaneous illness like he did (even if that’s not necessarily true. Actually, the opposite seems more likely. I think it boils down to his resentment and trauma.) Also, it would give him way more freedom to move if he was consistently seen as a respected master. After that first time, he chose his victims deliberately.
Our next reference for age is Master Joseph. While he also has no official age, I think I can make a guess. He’s older than Alastair and Constantine by AT LEAST 9 years. (9 years because we don’t actually know what the requirements to work as a master at the magisterium are. I’m assuming it’s going off the standard four year teaching degree, which means that if he graduates the magisterium at 17, then he has to be at least 21 to work at the Magisterium.) I think he has to be greater than 9 years older though, because he is being allowed to teach a Makar (Constantine.) this is mostly guesswork, but if he has to be older than Constantine and Alastair and has to have some tenure by the time they are old enough to go to the Magisterium, I’d give it a solid ten years between when he starts working at the Magisterium and when Constantine and Alastair take their iron trial. That would put him at 31 when they are 12. If Alastair is 35 in the iron trial, that would make Joseph 54.
Now you may be asking, how is this at all relevant to Maugris?
IM GLAD YOU ASKED.
When going back through Golden Tower, I found that our favorite corrupt carcass calamity was the mentor to Jesus-Christ-how-many-secret-kids-can-you-have Joseph. Which. I feel like I should’ve remembered but I didn’t.
Anyway, the important part here is we can use the exact same math I just did up there for good ol’ Joseph’s age again to figure out how long he was in unnamed woman’s body. It’s not spelled out in cannon, but it is implied that unnamed lady was also a master of the magisterium—for one, she was Joseph’s mentor, how else would he meet her? Maugris mentions teaching him in the flashbacks, though I can’t remember the exact wording right now. For two, literally what better way is there to find another makar to jump into than where he can directly influence and befriend them?
When Maugris is creeping on Constantine and planning to make the jump, it’s mentioned that the body he’s in could still be used for a decade or three. This lines up solidly with putting the body at around age 70. I’d put this woman as slightly older than Joseph when she got her start at the magisterium because she had to have time to come to the U.S. from Europe (WHICH I WILL GET TO IN THE NEXT PART). So I’d say she’s like around 25–30 when she starts there (which oh what do you know puts her in prime body stealing range). If she’s 30 when she starts as a master at the magisterium, then that makes Joseph 11/12 at the same time. (Give or take a few years. Joseph wasn’t a makar, so I don’t think she would need a tenure to teach him. Plus, she would already have the degree and a couple years’ experience at this point.) If she’s closer to 25 when he steals her body and is thirty when Joseph is 12, that makes her 72 when he’s 54. This means that Maugris has been in her body for 37 years. (Accounting for 5 years from when he steals it before she works at the magisterium. That’s more guesswork on my part though, so give or take a few there.)
Or it would’ve been, if she wasn’t dead at that point.
Yea, I forgot she died before the cold massacre so we actually have to take off 16 years (she would’ve been 72 at the time of Call’s iron trial, take off 12 years to reach the cold massacre and then 4 more as that’s when Constantine got jumped into) because if we follow the math from when Constantine’s body was taken and when the Cold Massacre would’ve happened, we end up with the woman being 56 when Maugris would’ve jumped out. ( the reason 56 is plausible with the a decade or three thing that he mentions is that he likely would not want to wait around for a body in their 90s to die. Makes way more sense to find someone to jump to earlier than that, meaning less use time.) That tells us that he was in there for a solid 31/32 years.
So, between this woman, Constantine, and Call, Maugris had 52 years of body stealing.
This leaves us with a year of 1966 so far.
TIMELINE:
-Cold Massacre in 2002
-Constantine gets a soul replacement in 1998
-woman gets her body stolen in 1966
YEARS OF BODY STEALING( SO FAR)
~52
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tryna. tryna do the math to see when maugris would’ve lived ?? if he meat hopped 17 times and each body lived to be about 25-30, he would been born 1490s-1500s??? someone fact check me i’m bad at math
I stumbled into the world of Resident Evil 8 fanart and I can't escape; but I'm also obsessed with the Ethan x Heisenberg dynamic of Heisenberg being such a desperate little shit and Ethan just being Ethan.
Just a picture of the gay idiots and nothing more lol-

And yes I keep reusing the same background, I think it looks nice and I wanted them to be complimented in their own colours, and not in a blank void! :,<
I'm addicted
I promise I still write fanfics 🙏🙏





Jasico Bingo Challenge #5!
Prompt: Domestic Fluff
Nico always hated doing the dishes. Something about the chunks of food and boiling water made his skin itch just to think about it.
When he and Jason moved in together, it was made pretty apparent that Nico had an outstanding lack of cooking skills, so he started doing the dishes after dinner to make up for Jason always having to cook.
He hated it every time. However, he never brought it up. He didn't want to make Jason feel bad about him doing the one chore he despised almost every day.
After dinner one late Friday night, Nico tied up his too-long hair into the most pathetic ponytail he'd ever seen and turned on the sink.
Jason, tired from drawing alters all day, padded over on the cold tile and stood behind him. He wrapped his arms around Nico's waist and stooped down to rest his head on the smaller demigod's.
Nico laughed to himself and leaned into Jason's touch. "You're touchy tonight," Nico mumbled, scrubbing a plate. They should really invest in paper plates.
Jason muttered something inaudible. Nico examined the graphite that was almost always on Jason's hands. He should also invest in getting Jason to take more breaks.
Reaching over to place a dish on the drying rack, Nico stifled a sigh. Jason's warmth against him wasn't enough to make this suck any less.
"Thanks for always doing the dishes, Neeks. I know you hate it," Jason muttered, kissing Nico's cheek.
Nico scoffed. "I don't hate it," he said, embarrassed he'd been found out.
"Nico, baby, when you do the dishes you look at them like you're trying to kill them," Jason laughed.
Nico scrunched his nose before laughing along with him. "If you knew I hated it why don't you do it," he laughed, having to put down the dish he was washing to laugh.
Jason laughed more, holding Nico tighter. "You look cute when you're angry," he said.
Nico feigned offense. "You're such a jerk!" he said between giggles, hitting Jason with the wash rag.
After calming down from his laughter a little, Jason decided to add to the offense. "Also, I really like when you tie your hair up. You always do when you do the dishes," he said, still chuckling.
Nico threw his hands up, laughing again. "You could've just asked me to put my hair up!"
"In my defense, I didn't think you would if I asked."
"You're right, I wouldn't. But still!"
Somewhere between laughter and fake arguing, the dishes got done and they retired to their bed.
"I will never forgive you for this betrayal," Nico said, a smile still playing on his lips. He lay with one arm wrapped around Jason's back and the other tangled in his hair.
"You love me," Jason said, tired.
"Not anymore."
They fell asleep soon after. Nico's fingers were still pruny from the dishes, but at least they were also rubbing Jason's scalp.
This is also on AO3:

pov: they're madly in love
spoiler warning for the final battle




AAAA THEYRE GETTING DELETED!!! QUICK GET THE EBIDLES!!!
Text: Ruby: “We’re getting deleted bro…”
Ali: “How many edibles did you eat?..”
Them separate:
AAA I CANT STOP DRAWING THEM @mushroomgutzs FOR THE OC ALI AND @orbot5 FOR THEM BEING SO COOOLLL








(^ yes, Steven is here twice)
san drabble smut scheduled to post tonight at 8:38 pm peace
When I recently scrolled through the pictures of the ex bond episodes, I noticed something.
On every picture the main character (either its yuito or kasane) is doing something with another character. The picture is made in some activities they made (like kagero and yuito dancing, kasane and luka reading, yuito and kasane eating or watching the stars etc)
They are all like this, EXCEPT two of the pictures. Two of them are different. They are intentionally selfies. It's Hanabi and Yuito. And it's Kasane and Kyoka👀 you know what this means ? We know what it is about hanabi and yuito. It's the same with kyoka and kasane and you can't convince me otherwise😤 my silly ship head will always ship it😄
Scarlet Nexus EX Bonding Episode Pictures
So, Scarlet Nexus DLC gives you extra Bonding Episodes, and completing them not only gets you extra bond levels for each character involved, but they also get you pictures of the MC you’re playing as with each of the characters. Since it was kind of a pain trying to find all of them online, I figured I’d get them myself and share them online. Enjoy!


















(BTW, I may have set up a new commission of Kasane & Kyoka recently~ So keep an eye out for that!)
The Shadow of Darkness
this video elaborates more on how I picture that after the King becomes corrupted, the darkness gains "sentience", and it grows the more Resh "listens" to it. In a sense, Resh's body is like that of a puppet, and Alef is imprisoned somewhere inside, his voice and light getting snuffed out more and more as Resh falls into Darkness. I believe that around the time of the Shattering, Resh (the body) and the Shadow become one; an all consuming Darkness which has a consciousness of its own. and the more it is fed, the more it grows. so basically, as the Elders attempt to seal him, he cannot be defeated due to his power. so the Darkness is sealed within the mountain of Eden, thus rendering it "alive" to a certain extent. it doesn't have a human body to manifest through anymore, so the rage is perpetual through the storm of Eden.
sound belongs to the very talented @doofguyva on TikTok!!
Yeonjun whose daughter won't eat her lunch unless her sandwich is cut into stars, who always runs to the door when she hears her dad's car pull up in the drive way, and he knows one day she'll stop and he's not prepared no matter how far away that time is. He picks her up the second he walks in the door and carries her on his hip, baby voice mode activated, asking her what she did today and if he missed her.
Yeonjun's daughter who is just as sassy as he is, maybe more because she knows she can get away with it, pulling exactly the same face he does when he doesn't get his way. His heart melts just looking into her eyes, laughing with pain because he just can't take it! Today, it's cookies before dinner—tomorrow, it'll be his credit card.
i exclusively consume fanfiction by reading a 50k+ word angst fic that destroys me and has me weeping by the end, followed up by a 2k word, fluffy one-shot in an attempt to balance it out. i have gone through so much emotional whiplash. save me






Harry Potter Texts From Last Night (4/?)

ANOTHER thing I drew during school with my 12 pack colored pencils and a .8 pen they locked her in her locker because she had no hallpass i didn't have the ref pulled up so the colors were done from memory but hgfdcfgh what else from 12 colored pencils. Heaven (sibling in locker) by me Bea by @zipmode sorry i keep drawing them i don't mean to it just keeps happening AND Benji by @langel2

"Sesshomaru-sama... one looks like me and the other looks just like you"
I’ve watched this 5,000,000,000+ times
This is so fucking synchronized
