Incorrect Heroes Of Olympus Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Me: *me in the middle of class outta nowhere *...lets commit arson
My bff: *twirling pen in hand * yeah okay.
My bro: *sighs * Not again...
Percy: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Leo: What in the hades Percy?!
Percy: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Percy, whispering: wanna help me commit arson?
Leo, whispering back: Yeah of course man, what do you need?
Thalia: *bangs door open * VALDEZ, BABY BRO WHAT THE FU--... *Sees the laptop and the wire in jason's hand * ...Ugh *leaves *
[Jason and Leo, in their bedroom]
Leo: YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE YOU IDIOT-
Frank, kicking door open with a frying pan: now what in the FUCK did I just hear
Jason: not much I just plugged the laptop charger into the headphone jack
No you idi-
Jason: The name is Jason Grace
Jason: But you can call me *seductively pulls off glasses*
Jason: Legally blind
*still crying * He isn't wrong!!!!
Hazel: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Frank: general mathematics 6th edition
*deadpan look * Two types of people.
Annabeth: Why do you guys like being in the rain?
Percy: I like splashing in the puddles!
Nico: I'm trying to get hit by a lightning
Yes. True *wipes tear *
Chiron: Now we will be sharing the most traumatic experiences we’ve gone through.
Leo: I accidentally killed my own mother
Jason: My mother abandoned me to be raised by wolves
Piper: I was helping this woman and she said “Thanks for the help”
Piper: And I then said “You too”
Chiron: You are so brave
Jason and Leo: Thanks Chi-
Chiron: *places hand on Piper’s shoulder* I’m so sorry for the pain you’ve dealt with
...
..
.
*leaves while flipping everyone off * NOT TODAY SATAN.
Percy: Hey Hazel, do you know what weighs more? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feather?
Hazel: I’ve heard this one! They weigh the same-
Percy: Wrong, the answer is feathers.
Hazel: What?! How?
Percy: A kilogram of steel is just a piece of steel...but if you try to carry a kilogram of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
Hazel: *sad hazel noises*
Frank: PERCYHOWCOULDYOUHAZELISNOWCRYINGNOWSAYSORRY-
Jason: But steel is still heavier than feathers!!!
Percy: *sad Percy noises*
Piper and Leo: *dying*
Nico: I can't with y'all
Coach Hedge: *trying to hold in laughter*
Annabeth: But isn’t- no wait- but it is-
...Well this turned from 180 to 10
Will: I have a PHD
Will: A pretty huge d-
Nico: Don't say it, I'm leaving
Will, turning to his pet: Sorry, bud, guess he doesn't like donkeys
...Hazel, you innocent looking cinamon roll...also...GRACE, VALDEZ. Y'ALL BE BROS NOT HOES
Frank: Why are your tongues purple?
Jason: We had slushees, i had a red one
Leo: I had a blue one
Frank: oh
Frank:
Frank: OH
Hazel:
Hazel: So you drank each other’s slushees?
...Will, You smooth fucker.
Nico: like...Friends right?
Will: can you help me plan my wedding?
Nico: oh you’re getting married?
Will: yes
Nico: oh. That’s nice, what do you want me to do?
Will: be my husband
... Well i mean this is pretty accurate...
HoO boys as conversations in my gc
Percy: okay, hypothetically, if we were all gay, who would be dating who?
Leo: I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that
Percy: no SERIOUSLY
Nico: Leo and Jason would be a cute couple. Leo's the bottom though
Leo: ???why am i the bottom ??
Nico: idk, you're just not the top, in any situation
Leo: 🧍🏽♂️
Percy: 💀
Jason: ...
Frank: oof
Nico: you either frank
Percy: LMFAO
Frank: WHAT?!
...yes.
Leo: Before i fell in love with you i thought my attraction to men was only physical
Jason: So you were gay... then you realized you are... gayer
Bonus:
Jason: Hey guys have you seen Pip--
Piper: *being chased by honeybees along with the bear from before with Percy and Will *
Annabeth, Nico, Jason: *Facepalm * Idiots
Annabeth: it’s so beautiful out here!
Nico: and quiet
Annabeth: too quiet
Nico: did we lose someone?
[cut to Percy and Will being chased by a bear]
*brings out banners and confetti * YAS. FINALLY *Throws the confetti * FEEL THE RAINBOW AND HAPPINESS BITCHES
Jason: Leo my beloved, Piper and I are adopting a kid.
Leo: :) Aww congrats you guyss-
Piper: It's you
Jason: *sets down paper aggressively* sign here Leo
....I ...respect has increased for you, Jackson.
Random mugger: give me your money
Percy: *holds up UNO reverse card* bitch give me YOUR money
Mugger: the fuck!
Percy: *runs away*
[later]
Percy: and that’s how I avoided getting mugged!
Annabeth: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck Percy
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #9
Annabeth: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Thalia: Several traffic violations.
Percy: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Grover: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Piper: Also, that's not our car.
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #10
Piper: What do you think Percy will do for a distraction?
Annabeth: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Annabeth: ...or he could do that
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #10
Piper: What do you think Percy will do for a distraction?
Annabeth: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Annabeth: ...or he could do that
Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #11
Percy: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Frank: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Jason: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it.
Leo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade.
Grover: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Nico:
Nico: I have emotional scars.
Jason: if you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same
Reyna, mouth full: kill two